Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

"Snack, pick whatever you want!"

Fengdu remained motionless like an old man, puffing out clouds leisurely with a cigarette in his mouth.

And under the cover of the smoke, he began to look at Yu Lu unscrupulously. Because of his anger, Yu Lv didn't think much when he rushed over just now, and actually sat astride his lap, holding the front of his leather jacket with both hands, his face lowered lower and lower , the red lips with sharp edges and corners are opening and closing, they are swearing.

Feng all reacted to those words that were bothering his father and his mother.

But he still didn't move, listening to Yu Lv's scolding in his spare time.

At this time, you can see the beauty of loose sports pants.

After a while, Yu Lv got annoyed with cursing, first pulled the cub off his body, then sat back, couldn't help squinting and said: "Why don't you say anything?"

"Let's talk about it after you've scolded enough." Feng Du smiled nonchalantly, his palms were a little itchy, and he really wanted to pull Yu Lv back again: "Say I'm fine, but don't say too much, because you are also an accomplice."

"Am I still an accomplice?" Yu Lv disdainfully said, "Did I use scissors to help you cut a paper man? Or did I build a thatched house with you?" Then he made up the picture in his head, and couldn't help laughing out loud .

Feng Du looked at him meaningfully and also smiled.

"You—why do you look at me like that?"

Yu Lv felt guilty, Feng Du's eyes were too natural, it didn't look like lying at all.Yu Lv's thinking is originally divergent, and now he dares to think about anything, and he immediately recalls many unreasonable things before, such as the monster-absorbing talisman that only didn't work for him, such as the skyrocketing will-o'-the-wisp on his body...

Suspicious for almost a minute, he suddenly slapped the sofa——Thinking about it, Feng Du is a shit-pot, trying to drag him into the water!

That's right, he didn't become so powerful for no reason, he was the big brother, but he barely summoned the skeleton soldiers after paying 100 Yinde, and it only took 10 minutes.

It was so dangerous that I was almost turned into the gutter again.

At this moment, the little ghosts who were decorating came running over.

Yu Lv took a closer look and found that they all had pale faces and no expressions, as if they had undergone some special training.Even the clothes are exactly the same-dark red double-breasted jacket and trousers, a bit like the welcome boy in the hotel, probably a uniform from somewhere.

It wasn't until they bowed down and saluted Feng Du that Yu Lv finally realized that the brats were too quick to do things, and their efficiency was almost calculated every second. In such a short time, the walls of the house were pasted up and the roof was blocked. Yes, the walls are whitewashed, and decorated with ghost lights as lamps, hanging from the ceiling and shining like stars.

"How is it?" Feng Du stretched out his two long legs lazily on the new coffee table, and looked at Yu Lv: "Is it okay?"

"Where did you find these ghosts?" Yu Lv couldn't help asking.

Feng Du plucked his ears, and made up something random: "I called, and they provide one-stop service for moving and decoration."

"……Oh."

Seeing Feng Du staring at him with a smirk on his face, Yu Lv frowned: "What are you doing?"

Feng Du laughed even more happily. Under the dark eyebrows, a pair of eyes were shining with lively light. He wanted to digest this little discovery silently, but finally couldn't help but said: "Why didn't you ask how much I spent?"

According to the usual style of the little hypochondriac, after asking how much it cost, it is estimated that he will have to tell him when to pay back the money in a serious manner.

Yu Lv was dumbfounded by his question, and he didn't know why, it seemed unnecessary, it seemed too natural, but it was a bit awkward not to say anything - he was used to spending money to make others happy when he was alive, but he didn't expect that after death, he would be feng shui. They took turns and leaned against the big tree in Fengdu.

At first, he was really not used to it, until he was covered in thorns, until just now Feng pulled out the contract in front of him, and he was shaken by a sudden sense of steadfastness and peace of mind, his heart was in the cavity. Up and down—this feeling is brand new, and I don't even know how to define it.

Thinking of the end, Yu Lv suddenly remembered the kiss just now.

"Ahhh——" Young Master Yu Lu finally exploded in his paranoia.

It's really degenerate, he is a handsome young master, but he was shaken like this because of an old hooligan. It turns out that he doesn't even touch himself, okay?

He gave up thinking, and said with a hot face: "...don't ask, I can't afford it anyway."

"That's right." Fengdu's big slap landed on the top of his head and rubbed it, and smiled while rubbing, but the smile was very gentle.

Little suspicious, finally no longer doubt his kindness, congratulations.

[Main task: "Ghost Emperor's Romance" advances by 10%! 】The eldest brother said suddenly.

Yu Lu: "Huh?"

what's the situation?

The main mission actually started on its own?He hasn't done anything yet? !

Not only did it fail to do it, even the goal of the mission and the key figures were still blank.

It’s not that I haven’t asked Big Brother about this inexplicable mainline task before, but it’s either playing dead or pretending to be dead, or suddenly becomes aloof and arrogant, and if there’s a seemingly absent [hum] in his ear, it’s impossible to happily talk to him. continue.

[Bonus Skill: Borrowing a Corpse to Resurrection! 】

And a reward?

Yu Lv was a little dazed by the succession of good deeds—the eldest brother has been acting a little too good these days, are you sure he isn't planning to bully him behind his back?

……

Yu Lv frightened himself for a long time, until the end, he was physically and mentally exhausted, and when he returned to the house, he stuck his head on the haystack.

The haystacks are piled by fat girls. I don’t know if this idiot has been bullied by He Qingshan, and Big Yu... What a good boy Big Yu is, he is capable and sensible. After only a few days with him, let him He Qingshan was snatched away.

He Qingshan, in the end it was still He Qingshan.

Yu Lv gritted her teeth and fell asleep. She didn't expect to sleep too hard this time. When she opened her eyes again, the sunset of the next day was almost below the horizon.

When Yu Lu stood up, several pieces of hay were still on his face.

Rubbing his eyes, he walked to the gate, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Feng Du enslaved Xiao Xiong cleaning the car, the setting sun was in the distance, and his shiny black car was nearby.

"Yo, are you awake?" Sensing Yu Lv's gaze, he was talking to Little Bear, then suddenly turned his head and whistled towards Yu Lv.

Yu Lv took a step back abruptly, and saw that half of his body was immersed in the blood-like clouds, as if he was about to burn, even his eyes turned dark red like a pool, and he was caught by the slanting shot. Twinkling in the golden light, she looked at him with a smile.

Yu Lv: "..."

Before he could recover, Fengdu's crackling slippers sounded in his ears. Fengdu walked towards him, pointing at his chicken coop and laughing: "Sleeping well?"

"Sweet." Yu Lv didn't know why, but suddenly he didn't dare to look at him, and spoke very solemnly, with a rough voice.

Feng Du smiled, and waved his hand: "Don't smudge if you are cool, pack up your things, and leave as soon as it gets dark!"

Yu Lv didn't want to smudge in front of him anymore. He nodded in agreement, turned around and plunged into the room. In fact, there was nothing to clean up. He wandered aimlessly around the newly decorated house. He looked at the sofa, Looking at the door, looking at the pots and pans, there are Fengdu's masterpieces everywhere, so he blurted out: "Fatty, help me get a pear!"

It would be weird if someone could answer...

The room was full of his echoes, Yu Lv realized it, sighed annoyed and sadly, realized the urgency of looking for the fat girl and the big fish, and drifted to the kitchen to look for pears, but he searched around but couldn't find them , I had no choice but to go out and ask Fengdu: "Hey, have you seen my pile of pears?"

Feng Du was instructing the skeleton soldier who was watching the house with a cigarette in his mouth, when he heard the words, he waved his thumb and pointed backwards: "I put it in the trunk for you, do you want to eat now?"

Yu Lv was startled, he didn't expect such an unscrupulous person to think of Li carefully for him.

He waved his hands frantically: "...No, don't eat!"

Feng Du squinted his eyes. He didn't know which line of suspicion he had committed. It couldn't be that he suspected that he poisoned the pears, right?

He was immediately amused by his whimsical idea, and at the same time he gave Yu Lv a thoughtful look, who knew that when the other party found that he was looking over, he hurriedly avoided his gaze and turned around immediately , and he was separated by eight feet in an instant.

Damn, do you really suspect that he was poisoned? !

At nightfall, the car departs on time.Before leaving, Yu Lu had a quarrel with Xiaoxiong. Xiaoxiong was unwilling to take care of the house, but he refused to get into the big brother honestly. He felt aggrieved and panicked. People paid attention to him, and even pretended to cry.

Yu Lv lost Fat Ya and Big Yu for a while, and cherished the only one left. Even the little bear, who did all kinds of evil, looked a little cuter than before, and his endurance also increased accordingly: "Okay, get in the car Yes, but you must sit obediently, don’t make trouble, if you make trouble, you will be kicked down!”

The little bear was ecstatic, and got into the back seat: "I don't know!"

Feng Du looked at the two of them as if he was watching a show, puffing.

After 5 minutes, the bear started to fart.

At first, Yu Lv endured it, but then the car was filled with the bear's fart smell and the natural smell. He opened his eyes. He only knew that weasels fart, but he didn't expect a big mink to beat ten weasels. .

Endured and endured, no need to endure any more, took out the big brother, Yu Lu looked at the little bear like holding a butcher's knife: "Will you get in by yourself, or I will kick you out, you choose Bar."

Little Xiong cursed, and then became Yu Lv's new screensaver in a mellow smell of fart.

[Congratulations, Your Excellency, subduing the sealed mink essence x1, level 20, attack power 166, defense power 166, spell 166. 】

Before Yu Lv could speak, the big fat mink in the screen saver started smashing the screen and shouting: [What? Level 20?I originally had level 80, okay?Fengdu who killed a thousand knives, do you have the ability to post a talisman for me but not the ability to untie it for me?I warn you guys, don't let me get in again when the big fish comes back, if he finds out that I'm only level 20, I, I, and I will blow up our primordial spirit on the spot!Hello!Did you hear &*%￥#￥? ? ? 】

Feng Du and Yu Lv exchanged extremely complicated glances.

Feng Du: "...Mute the sound?"

Yu Lv: "...um."