Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

As soon as Boss Lu's butt touched the edge of the chair, he suddenly let out a howl.

The argument with Mr. Ouyang was so intense just now that he completely forgot about the fact that his butt was kicked by the black donkey's hoof. There are deep and shallow hoof marks buried on his butt, which are very colorful and very beautiful, and the feeling of sitting down is also sour , The pain made him almost spit out snot and tears.

Because Yu Lu fell asleep last time, he only heard that Boss Lu was tortured on his buttocks, but he didn't know it was such a torture, so he said happily to Feng with a "poof", "Did you kick it?"

"It was kicked by the donkey." Feng Du raised his eyebrows at him tremblingly, while reaching out for a cigarette - after standing for a long time, there was really no taste in his mouth.

"Donkey?" Yu Lv was a little confused, but at the same time he still didn't forget to smoke the cigarette that Feng Du had in his mouth: "Can't you smoke it later? I saw that Ouyang on TV, it seems not easy , what should you do when he finds out that you make the whole room smell of smoke?"

Feng didn't even care, Ren Yulu took the cigarette, and at the same time stretched out a finger, and lightly poked Yulu's forehead: "I'm here, what are you afraid of?

After being poked like this, Yu Lv faintly felt a little bit angry: "The devil is one foot tall, and the Tao is one foot high. You are not an indestructible body. If he cures you, we will tell you here today." gone."

Fengdu's eyes suddenly softened, a smile with infinite meaning appeared on his lips, and he leaned over to his ear and said, "Worry about me?"

Yu Lv shook his hand and pushed: "I cherish my life."

Fat Ya interrupted: "Master, your life is long gone."

Yu Lv: "..."

Boss Lu bared his teeth and finally sat down.

His sitting posture is quite difficult, only the tailbone of his lower body is touching the chair, and his buttocks are hanging in the air, so as not to squeeze his battered buttocks.And at the stall where he adjusted his posture, the waiters turned in and out like a spinning top, and the dishes were all served in a short while.

The fragrance of vegetables and meat brightened the four eyes of Yu Lv and Fat Ya.

Yulu hadn't eaten human delicacies for many years, and when he smelled the aroma of cooked chicken, duck and fish, he couldn't help himself a little. When Feng turned his head, he happened to catch a glimpse of himself licking his lips quietly, until he was wet. Shiny and very focused.

Feng Du raised his eyebrows, if he didn't know that Yu Lv died violently, he really doubted that he died of starvation.

The fat girl came over - this is another starving ghost, sniffed, and stars appeared in her eyes: "Master, it smells so good."

Yu Lv, who had just finished licking his lips, said contemptuously: "Look at you, can you be a little bit promising?"

While talking, he stared obsessively at a fat and tender elbow. Compared with this elbow, the mink meat they ate in Fengdu last night was so shabby that it was not worth mentioning. He was right not to eat it.

Just as he was watching intently, a pair of chopsticks suddenly reached into the pile of elbows, and just picked up the piece he was looking for!

Yu Lv couldn't help letting out an "ah".

"Hey." Feng Du smiled with his nose.

The elbow drew an arc in the air with soup and water, and transported it into the mouth of a certain diner. This diner was none other than the black and white young man before—Mr. Ouyang.

Mr. Ouyang lowered his eyes, rolled his cheeks, and chewed intently and vigorously.

Boss Lu wanted to make a big talk before the meal, but as soon as he cleared his throat, that Mr. Ouyang Mike had already buried himself in eating—the dishes were not all fucking ready—and the eating looked crazy, which was seriously inconsistent with the appearance , in comparison, the companion next to him is more elegant.

However, Ouyang Mike is a celebrity, and of course he should not treat celebrities with the same attitude as those in real estate. Boss Lu resisted the urge to scold his mother, and said with a smile: "Mr. Ouyang, you have a big appetite. Haha, I appreciate it!"

Ouyang Mike nodded slowly with a big pig bone in his mouth, and spoke like singing: "Where is that? Boss Lu knows that I love Chinese culture, and Chinese food is a part of Chinese culture. I naturally fall in love with Jiaai. I hope Boss Lu doesn't like it." You think I'm rude, haha!" At the same time, he stuck out his tongue and said to his companions: "Why don't you eat, eat!"

The companion didn't speak, but began to move his chopsticks very gracefully.

"Since Mr. Ouyang is straightforward, then I won't go around in circles with Mr. Ouyang." Boss Lu rubbed the big ring on his thumb, patted the young girl beside him and said, "Honghong, go to Mr. Ouyang and—— What is this gentleman's name?"

The companion said: "He Qingshan."

He didn't speak just now, so no one paid attention to it, but now he spoke suddenly, his voice was cold and magnetic, and it caught the ear, so everyone raised their heads together and looked him up and down.

This of course also includes Yu Lu, but He Qingshan keeps his back to him, and he doesn't know what he looks like.He could only tell from the back of his head that the other person's hair was black, and the skin on his neck that was occasionally exposed when he lowered his head was pale, but his back was tall and straight, and his black suit was stretched tightly, like a clothes hanger sitting upright.

Boss Lu smiled and said: "—Yes, yes, Mr. He, Hong Hong, pour wine for these two gentlemen, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up!"

Hong Hong rolled her eyes in her heart - it's fine for grandma to buy her a haunted house, and let her come to drink with her, so what if she really gets rid of the ghosts?Do you really think she will live there? Hehe, let those newly favored college students go.

She gritted her teeth and thought about it, but obediently lifted up the liquor bottle and got up slowly. After filling Ouyang Mike's glass, she twisted her waist and prepared to walk towards He Qingshan.

Ouyang Mike stretched out his hand to block it: "Don't worry about him, he doesn't drink."

Hong Hong looked up at Boss Lu, who also thought that He Qingshan was irrelevant, so he waved his hand indifferently, and raised his glass to Ouyang Mike: "Come on, let's do one first."

"Damn it!" Ouyang Mike raised his head and felt depressed. He almost dropped his tongue because it was so hot. He almost thought he drank chili oil, and glanced at the bottle—fuck, 52 degrees.

Boss Lu was also burning in his throat, squinting his eyes and saying: "Mr. Ouyang, I guess Xiao Wang has already told you about my situation, so I won't play tricks on you. I just want you when I come here today." To put it bluntly, can the ghosts in that house be eliminated or not?”

She really hasn't given up yet!

Yu Lv clenched his fists and exchanged glances with Feng Du.

Ouyang Mike stuck out the tip of his tongue, still feeling hot: "I heard that the ghost in that room is quite powerful?"

Boss Lu sneered, and began to reveal his true nature: "It's amazing, it's not because I was dizzy by a pot of dog blood!"

"Tsk." A vein stretched on Yulu's temple.

Ouyang Mike exclaimed cooperatively: "Hey, Boss Lu is still capable of throwing dog blood? Now that he's dizzy, it can be seen that he's not very powerful. How can it be worth Boss Lu's fuss?"

Boss Lu's face darkened for a moment, as if he was worried about someone, he was silent for a while, and then he gritted his teeth suddenly: There are no ghosts here, I'm afraid he's an idiot!

So, taking advantage of the wine, he patted the table: "You don't know, there's more than one ghost in that house, one with a blue face and fangs, and another tall, strong, huge and ugly one—"

"Pfft——" Yu Lu didn't hold back, pointing at Feng and spitting out: "'How ugly', is he talking about you?"

Feng Du stroked his graceful jaw and smiled lightly.

That expression seemed to say: The person in this world who dares to call me ugly has not yet been born.

Yu Lv and Fat Ya lighted some wax for Boss Lu in their hearts.

Boss Lu, who didn't know that his death was approaching, was still babbling: "—Those ghosts are invulnerable! Yellow talismans, dog blood, black donkey hooves, it's useless to throw anything at the fuck!"

Ouyang Mike stopped his chopsticks suddenly, and his voice was faintly excited: "Invulnerability? Is there such a thing?"

As he said that, he tapped the table with his index finger and middle finger briskly. Boss Lu saw that his expression did not change, his heart was beating, and he looked like he was holding a winning ticket, so he hurriedly said, "Then what's wrong with Mr. Ouyang, can it be removed or not?"

"Well..." Ouyang Mike shook his head with a smile, and pushed his chin in the direction of He Qingshan: "Boss Lu asked the wrong person, and I just need to discuss business, and I have to ask my friend for the specific business content! "

Boss Lu blinked, and his eyes wandered over He Qingshan for a few times, but he didn't respond: "Him? But I'm watching TV..."

Ouyang Mike said with a cheeky smile: "It's all a variety show effect. Look, it's just like those singing competitions. One person is singing in front, and the other is actually singing in the back."

Boss Lu still didn't quite believe it, He Qingshan was too quiet, he didn't say a word except for the self-reported family name just now, even eating quietly, compared with the radiant Ouyang Mike, it can be said that there was almost nothing No sense of presence.

Boss Lu was used to seeing sorcerers ostentatiously, suddenly faced with such a sluggish man, he was extremely suspicious: "Mr. He, can you exorcise ghosts?"

He Qingshan raised his eyes, and swept his black and cold pupils at Boss Lu. Boss Lu's face was covered with frost, and he couldn't breathe immediately.

"Boss Lu really don't believe it." Ouyang Mike laughed, leaned forward a little, raised eyebrows and lowered his voice and said: "Let's put it this way, the auction of jade cong at the National Hotel a few days ago, Lu The boss has more or less heard of it, right?"

At first, Boss Lu couldn't match the number, but then suddenly remembered the jade cong that was auctioned at a high price of [-] million yuan last month, so he slapped his thigh: "I know, the origin of this jade is unknown, but it's really good—— isn't it? Why are you asking this?"

Ouyang Mike looked at him and smiled.

Boss Lu's scalp was numb from his gaze, and when he turned his head around, he immediately stared at him: "Fuck! Could it be you—" He quickly glanced at He Qingshan as he spoke.

Ouyang Mike pressed his index finger on his lips, made a "shh" gesture, and said with a mysterious smile: "I won't go into details, as long as Boss Lu understands it in his heart, my friend can be regarded as a yin and yang." People from the two realms, Taoism is also quite advanced, all in all, whether ghosts can be eliminated or not, he can tell at a glance."

Yu Lv's palms were sweating when he heard this: "This guy seems a bit powerful?"

Seeing how nervous he was, Feng Du deliberately teased him: "Better than me?"

Yu Lv was speechless: "Two different things, didn't you hear what they said just now?"

"It's just a tomb robber." Feng Du crossed his arms and leaned against the wall indifferently, "To put it bluntly, he's a thief, he knows how to do Taoism, it's no big deal."

The problem is that the guy next to him...

Boss Lu immediately opened his eyes and smiled, and cupped his hands at He Qingshan: "I didn't expect that Mr. He is handsome and capable, disrespectful, disrespectful, hahaha! To be honest, if it's just for that broken house, I would It wouldn’t take such a big fight, the blame is on those evil spirits who misjudged the person and dared to bully me! Who the hell is I? If I don’t say this bad breath, my surname will not be Lu!”

As if moved by Boss Lu's generous statement, He Qingshan rarely opened his mouth: "Where do you mean when you say exorcising ghosts?"

Boss Lu was a little confused: "Where is what?"

"I ask," He Qingshan's voice was cold, knocking on the table like broken ice, "Do you want to get rid of the ghosts in that house first, or—" He turned around suddenly, his gaze fell on Yu Yu On the law, expressionless said:

"The ghost here?"