Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Yu Lu took a pear handed by the fat girl, and took a bite, it was crunchy and sweet.

According to Fat Ya, he slept for a long time this time, and he only did two things in 100 years-sleeping and grave digging.

The grave is He Zhiyin's grave. At that time, he chopped He Zhiyin's bones into pieces in a fit of anger. He chopped the bones into pieces as much as he loved him during his lifetime. After he chopped them up, he fed them all to the big wolf dog, who didn't even eat them. smelly.

Yu Lv dug the grave, and most of his anger disappeared, but there was one thing he didn't understand. He was so kind to He Zhiyin before, asking money for money, asking someone to give someone, and he thought he didn't feel sorry for him at all. Do you have to kill him?He also stabbed him with a knife, which hurt him to death!

As for the incident that He Zhiyin burned his house down again, causing more than half of the servants in Du Zhai to die tragically, he didn't bother to pursue it. Anyway, he didn't have much love for that family, he only loved He Zhiyin.

"Now that I think about it, there's nothing good about this He Zhiyin."

Hangchihangchi stuffed the remaining half of the pear into his mouth, Yulu sat under the charred eaves, and began to chew intently.The eyelashes fluttered with the cheeks, forming a thick circle of black.

He was a lively and beautiful young master when he was alive, but when he died, he lost his vigor and was only beautiful.

"The personality is boring, and the appearance is ugly, and only one shoulder is wide and the legs are long. Now, I definitely don't even look at it!"

"Young master is too right." The fat girl nodded and said, "He Zhiyin is just a white-eyed wolf!" Then she wiped Yu Lu's mouth, "Slow down and eat young master, there are still more!"

Fat Ya was originally Mrs. Du's housemate assigned to Yu Lu. Yu Lu was so masculine and always ignored her. Fortunately, Fat Ya was young and didn't know fart. Also got addicted.

Although Fat Ya died unjustly, she didn't have any obsessions in her heart. The only reason she stayed to be a ghost was because of Yu Lv, the young master's favorite food. How can I be hungry without food or drink?

"Master, you have been sleeping for so many years, I don't know how much the outside world has changed."

The fat girl looked at the bottom of a basket of pears, and then handed Yulu a scoop of extremely cloudy well water, "Good guy, such a tall building looks like a big forest from a distance."

Yu Lv woke up after decades, his head was empty and he didn't know anything except for He Zhiyin. Hearing what Fatty said, he was eager to get a little interested--before meeting He Zhiyin, he went around Attracting bees and butterflies, he loves the vast world of flowers so much, after meeting He Zhiyin, he stayed in the small mansion every day, making offerings to He Zhiyin like a little wife.

Hey, the past really can't just look back.

Otherwise you will have to twist your neck.

Yu Lv gave a "tsk", and stretched out his hand to the last big white pear, but saw a black iron block under the belly of the snow-white pear.

The two knuckles knocked against each other: "What is this?"

The iron block has no weight, the front is bright and smooth like a steel plate, and a line of foreign characters is engraved on the back, with an apple pattern on top of it.

The fat girl hurriedly said: "I picked it up under the tree. I don't know what it is. There is a ghost who said that it is called Big Brother, who can talk to people from far away. I thought that the young master likes modern objects the most, so I took it back for the young master to play with." play."

"Big brother?" Yu Lu held a pear in his mouth, and tapped his fingers aggressively on the iron block. He didn't know where he touched it. The front of the steel plate suddenly shone, and he shrank his hands in fright. The big brother fell into the basket. A line of words was reflected on the front, and at the same time, a voice sounded in his head:

【Amitabha, welcome. 】

The fat girl was stunned with a round face: "Master, look!"

Yu Lv's shock was no small matter, but he thought he was a ghost, and if he wanted to be as calm as the wind, he would not be surprised like a fat girl, and at this time the eldest brother spoke again:

[Be honest, be a ghost happily, this system counts, and it's time to send the ghost world invitation code once again in 600 years.Getting together is a blessing, meeting is fate, signing a contract with this system, you can easily get a green card in the ghost world, and you don’t have to endure the pain of thousands of years of cultivation, and you don’t have to eat, drink, and drink endlessly?]

After a string of words, a photo of Po Meng, the spokesperson and smile ambassador of the ghost world, was also placed.

The corners of Yu Lu's mouth twitched. This style of speaking was so fucking like those advertisements for willow diseases in the newspapers!

Picking up the pears in the basket, he regained his composure: "People nowadays are quite interesting. Advertisements are not printed on paper, not on iron plates."

Fatty has already been moved by the advertiser: "Master, why don't we try, what if we can really go to the ghost world?"

Yu Lv snorted: "Stupid! Where is the ghost world? Getting a visa for a three-day tour is harder than going to heaven. Those things on the west mountain next door have been tossing for hundreds of years, and they still haven't even touched a door! I Seeing that this advertiser is probably trying to sell us something, only a fool like you will be fooled."

After finishing speaking, I saw another line of words on the screen:

[Now turn on the system, only 99 coins are required! 】

Yu Lv snorted and said, "Did you see that? You're a scammer!" Hearing a rustling sound from the side, he turned around and saw that the fat girl was picking out pockets all over her body, grabbing a handful of tickets and smiling at him very much. Can Lan: "Master, have you seen enough!"

Yu Lv was stunned: "Where did you get the money?"

The fat girl said while counting: "Someone else burned it on the West Mountain, and I picked it up while everyone was not paying attention. Anyway, no one burned paper money for our young master-I figured this is...well, four thousand-four thousand ——Nine hundred and ninety-eight, hey, why is one yuan missing! It’s only one yuan short, young master!”

Yu Lu calmly gnawed at the pear, the money was not enough, and he didn't want to go to the ghost world anyway.

The eldest brother seemed to understand his heart: [This opportunity is not to be missed, and it will never come again. Are you really not going to activate it? 】

Yu Lv frowned in annoyance: "It's said that the money is not enough, and it's not that you didn't see it, or would you give me a discount?"

[Buy it now, four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine. 】

"Forget it then." Yu Lv stuffed the money back into Fat Ya's hands.

Big Brother immediately flashed a line of blood red words:

[If you don't start it, it will be wiped out. 】With a hehe smiley face.

Yu Lv, who was born in the Republic of China, didn't understand the meaning of hehe, and thought he was joking: "Who are you bluffing, with you being a piece of iron, can you still throw black donkey hooves at us?"

However, he soon stopped laughing, because the big brother buzzed in his hand, and suddenly let out a series of female voices: "Because of charity, I swear to save all living beings. I hold gold and tin and shake the gate of hell. The jewel in the palm, the light!" Take pictures of the world..."

It turned out to be Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Fundamental Vow Sutra!

In an instant, a dazzling golden light shone through the top of his head, and before Yu Lv could dodge, he felt a rush of hot air spreading to his whole body along with the blood hole in his chest, and he fell to the ground half-drowsy, and suddenly there was a loud "clang" in his ear. There was a loud noise, and it turned out that Fat Girl pulled the ax forcefully and smashed it at the big brother—but the big brother was not smashed, but she herself made an "oops", bounced far away by a golden light, and looked up at the big brother. The world twitched on the ground, and the soul instantly shrank into a small ball of faint green fire.

Seeing that the fat girl is dying, Yu Lv finally gave up fighting hard with his elder brother: "Activate! Can't we activate it?"

The sound of the Buddhist scriptures stopped, and a line of words appeared in front of my eyes:

[What about the money? 】

"It's only four thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, you can figure it out!"

The big brother continued to sing: "Great compassion and great wish, great sage and great mercy—"

"Damn it, stop, stop!" Yu Lv cursed anxiously, "Isn't it only one yuan, wait!"

He rushed outside the gate, caught a black-clothed ghost passing by in front of him, and before he could speak, he was disgusted by the other party's attire—leather jacket, sweatpants, that's all, but there were still feet on his feet. A pair of flip-flops, a pair of brownish-yellow sunglasses on the bridge of the nose, and a cigarette in his mouth, walking beautifully swaggeringly.

Yu Lu was disgusted, and rushed towards him: "Hey, this big brother——"

The black-clothed ghost slammed on the brakes, turned his head and opened his mouth with a green face and fangs: "Ah?!"

Then he squinted his eyes, stared at Yu Lv slightly, and puffed out a puff of smoke: "What's the matter?"

Yu Lv was also shameless at this time: "Can you lend me some money?"

The black-clothed ghost took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of long, narrow and deep eyes, and didn't answer, just looked at Yu Lv up and down.

Yu Lv frowned: "What do you see me doing?"

"What are you doing? Look at you." The ghost in black held a cigarette in his hand and suddenly smiled: "Tell me, how much do you want?"

Yu Lv was quite unhappy, he knew he was good-looking and liked to hear others praise him, but the black-clothed ghost's eyes were sticky like a big tongue, and he licked his head and face all over, like a hooligan leader.

Yu Lv held back his temper and said, "One dollar."

"One yuan?" The black-clothed ghost smiled, and took out a ten thousand yuan Mingbi bill, "Take it, is it enough?"

The more arrogant he is, the more unhappy Yu Lv is. The useless self-esteem of the young master's family instantly rises, and he widens his eyes: "It's only one yuan, don't want more."

"One dollar is also called money? If you want to take it, you can take it." The black-clothed ghost stuffed the banknote into Yulu's hand, but who knew that the banknote just brushed Yulu's hand, and it ignited spontaneously with a "huh", You Lan The bright fire light illuminated the faces of Yu Lv and the black-clothed ghost, both of them were startled, but Yu Lv sat directly on the ground, and a voice sounded like an explosion in his mind:

[Congratulations Your Excellency, Congratulations Your Excellency, the system has been successfully activated, now please enter the system activation keyword. 】

"What word?" Yu Lv really couldn't understand the new language of modern people. After thinking for a while, he suddenly called out: "Wait, where are you looking for my change?"

[Keyword error, please try again. 】

"Are you playing dumb?"

[Keyword error, please try again. 】

……

The black-clothed ghost looked at Yu Lv, saw that his face suddenly turned pink and white, and said with a smile, "You kid is fine, you borrowed money and burned it for fun!"

Yu Lv endured the urge to smash the big brother, and felt that he couldn't speak clearly, so he could only choke out a sentence: "Burning paper money is fun."

The black-clothed ghost looked more and more at him, and gradually became interested in it. He took out a few banknotes: "Is it still burnt, how many more can I give you?"

Yu Lv took a step back: "Are you okay? Is there too much money and no place to spend it?"

The black-clothed ghost smiled and said, "You are happy to burn, and I am also happy to see it." While speaking, he floated forward, and his chest almost touched Yu Lv's face: "What's your name? Why haven't I seen you before?" ?”

Yu Lu got a headache from the smell of his leather clothes, raised his hand and pushed, "Don't get so close to me!"

The black-clothed ghost took the opportunity to hold his hand, pulled it into his arms, raised his eyebrows and smiled flirtatiously: "I've felt weird since you borrowed money just now, but now I understand, let me tell you, I want to ask you for money here." There are too many ghosts throwing themselves into their arms, and you are not the first one, so there is nothing to be ashamed of, although the means are a little lame." The black-clothed ghost laughed loudly, "But I like it, who made you look good Woolen cloth!"

As he said that, he touched Yu Lu's face, and immediately stunned Yu Lu, and jumped eight feet away with a "whoosh": "Who threw himself into your arms? I was really short of money just now!"

"Tsk, still pretending?" The black-clothed ghost bit the leg of his sunglasses, and cast an ambiguous look in his eyes: "It's almost enough, but I can't accept it when I see it? I have to carry you back to be honest?"

Yu Lu really didn't expect that his borrowing money would attract a lunatic. If he had known that he would be entangled like this, he would rather lose his mind and not open his mouth.

Just as he was thinking about how to escape, the fat girl ran over with two pears in his arms. The black-clothed ghost grinned when he saw the pears, "Have you prepared a fruit offering? Hey, why are you so polite——"

However, Fat Ya flew past him directly, and handed the pear to Yu Lu's palm: "Master, eat a pear to calm your shock!"

The smiling face of the ghost in black froze, and Yu Lv let out a bad breath, and raised his eyebrows happily at the ghost in black: "Who is being polite to you, if you want to eat, take it off yourself."

As he spoke, he took a bite, and his lips were immediately stained with pear juice. The pear white made his hand white, and it was a beautiful hand with well-defined joints.The black-clothed ghost was going to get angry at first, but when he saw Yu Lu eating pears so deliciously, he didn't plan to get angry anymore.

"You really don't know me?" He asked with narrowed eyes.

Yu Lv shook his head, turned around and asked Fatty, "Fool, do you know him?"

The fat girl saw the black-clothed ghost beating her young master from afar, and she felt angry, but when she took a closer look, she found that the black-clothed ghost had an outstanding figure and appearance, which seemed a bit heroic ——Anyway, it is hundreds of times better than Na He Zhiyin.

She was quite satisfied, and she didn't want to pursue the black-clothed ghost's hands and feet: "This benefactor, he looks like a stranger, may I ask your name?"

The black-clothed ghost looked at the fat girl, and felt that the girl had small thick legs and a big belly, and she looked a bit like a pear.

"Fengdu." He raised his chin when he said it.

"So it's Mr. Feng." The fat girl smiled innocently, so silly that Feng almost suspected that these two wild ghosts were smuggled over from Thailand - he had never even heard his name.

Feng didn't even know it, but when he announced his name, Yu Lu on the other side suddenly covered his head, and a series of gongs suddenly sounded in his ears.

[Activation keyword: "Fengdu".Congratulations Your Excellency, the system has been unlocked successfully, the current yin virtue is 100, and the main task: "Ghost Emperor's Romance" is started, and the side task: "Boss Lu's Mistress".I wish you great success and complete all tasks as soon as possible to obtain a green card! 】

Yu Lv managed to stand still, but when he heard this, he was about to fall again, and looked at Feng Du in disbelief—what kind of keyword is the name of this lunatic?

And Fengdu noticed his fiery gaze, and he was very proud in his heart, thinking that he was drunk under his majesty, and he didn't care about his ignorance, he grinned and showed two rows of good teeth, he flirted towards Yulu smile.