[Main FZ] The correct way to obtain the Holy Grail

If it turned out that you were pulled by the wrist and accepted obediently, the worst thing was to be put on first base and lose your temper for the loss of your first kiss...

But because you asked Chubby for help without thinking, with the help of two unknown creatures, you were directly attacked to second base, which made your mind empty.

There was a terrible touch on the chest that couldn't be ignored. What's worse, because it was too close, you seemed to be able to clearly feel the warm breath of your childhood sweetheart. You blushed.

You, who were completely blushing, looked at the object named "Orihara Rinya's head" buried on your chest without calmness at all. You are such a bear, you "aww" and then thought about my mother, I was distorted , I'm not pure anymore, looking at the culprit Qiubi, the tears in my eyes burst straight away.

If you want help, can't you be more gentle and tactful? !

Charlotte is facing the wall thinking about it now, and Cupid has been floating in the air with an indifferent look and didn't interrupt. Seeing your questioning with tears in the corners of your eyes, he hesitated and opened his mouth very innocently.

【Hey, I was selected by the organization because of the IQ of the lady. I forgot to tell you the simple and rude type. I'm really sorry, miss】

[Also, I think that girls should go to success through failure, and learn to grow under the baptism of tears... This is a test...]

To put it in a nutshell, you just want to make me cry, you bastard!

【Ah, yes, if you want, I have no fewer than fifty ways. 】When he said this, the white beast still hugged its tail with its paws, and tilted its head towards you innocently.

After an embarrassing silence, you feel the deep malice that cannot be ignored under the cute skin of this world!Compared with Chubby, you even feel that Orihara Rin, who is still buried in your chest, is so cute!little angel!

Thinking of you stretching out your hand in various ways to seek comfort, and preparing to help Taro who might be suffocated to death, then you looked expressionlessly at the boy's slightly frowning face, thinking that according to his shameless character, he would at least say When you lighten up the atmosphere with some teasing words.

"Well, it hurts..."

Your hands tremble.

"To shut up!"

Your hand holding the back of his head tightened momentarily.

Taro, who noticed your strange movements, didn't have time to dodge any movements. In desperation, he could only hug your waist to prevent himself from falling to the ground. He looked at the chest that was approaching in front of him, and instantly revealed A blank expression with all the facial features blown away.

He didn't have time to complain, and he bumped into your chest again before he stood still.

"boom"

Accompanied by Chubby's sigh of relief [Look, isn't this growing up and becoming stronger].

You, who are usually proud of your close-fitting figure, now hate yourself for not having a flat chest, so that you can directly beat this cheap and good-looking middle school student to the ground.

Coach, I want to get flat chested!

"" ""

In any case, the tsundere boyfriend who was suspected of being cuckolded finally stopped making noise after your angry push.

He is looking up at the sky now, blocking his broken nose with a tissue to stop the bleeding, unless you want to see him bleeding and talking to you like an idiot, or he can’t really make a fuss for a while, but it’s also because of this You can't see his expression at the moment.

Stare and stare at Lin Ye for a long time, but you didn't get a look, you have nothing to do for a while.

Taking advantage of your boyfriend's lack of lethality right now, you suddenly have an idea.

Hehehe...

You took out your mobile phone and shouted "Taro Taro look here", when your boyfriend turned his head and looked at you suspiciously, you snatched the tissue that he pressed on his nose.

"click"

Taken as a souvenir.

The idiot Lin who was bleeding from the nose also*1 started.

Satisfied, you put away your phone and looked up again, only to see your boyfriend's smiling ghostly face covered in blood.

"Well, playing tricks, right?"

Light a candle for you.

"""

The fate of the bad luck is that you, who could sit in the back seat of the bicycle with peace of mind, were thrown directly into the car basket by Taro holding the collar.

It is obviously a scene where the romantic index of the radio girl and the young man explodes, but in fact, you are sitting in that car basket, and you feel that you just cannot stretch your limbs.

It really is an unscientific world... Curling up in the car basket, you are constantly twisting and trying to find a comfortable position, and the end result is that you are successfully stuck in it under the gaze of your boyfriend, moving mustn't...

Sullen, you propped your chin in silence, directly and selectively ignoring the sneering sound of Taro behind you, and stared at the gradually softening scenery of the suburban area after leaving the neon-dazzling urban area.

Turning your head and glanced at his smiling face like a child who succeeded in pranking, you felt that it was too bright and a bit unacceptable, you turned your head hastily, and couldn't help but muttered to him, "I know you can bully me." What else would you do, childhood sweetheart..."

He said "well" and sighed in a tone similar to nostalgia.

"When you were young, no one played with you. How often did you bully the neighbor's children when you caught them?"

You cut it, and reluctantly pulled out your arm from the car basket, and spread your fingers, as if to count the bad things you have done.

Let a dog bite Taro, chase Taro with a twig, ride on someone's neck, stuff snow into Taro's collar in winter...

When you finish counting ten fingers like this "one, two, three, four" and you give a guilty "meow", you know you are wrong and don't say anything.

"So it's normal for me to bully you back." Your expression of self-knowledge seemed to make Taro happy. He smiled and didn't satirize you very rarely. Instead, he was in a good mood and chatted about what he thought was boring, but can you? Understand the logic of the story.

For example, when robbing a house, do you kill the man first or the woman first.

Usually kill women first, the screaming of women will cause you a lot of trouble, why blah blah...

...You were silent and once again realized the darkness of your boyfriend's psychology.

Well, there is also Chubby who can accurately answer the train of thought in every crime story...

But if you don't care about these things, it's actually pretty good.

You looked at the slightly raised corners of your mouth.

Pretty good, probably.

"""

Your elder brother Kotomine Kirei doesn't like your boyfriend very much. As an elder brother, he rigidly thinks that your independence ability is really poor, and your self-control is terrible, so you can't find a middle school student who is also unprincipled.

So in order not to let Taro suffer from your brother's expressionless stare with murderous intent, and make the relationship between the two deteriorate again, you let Taro say goodbye to him at the gate of the community.At 07:30 when the sky was dark, I hurried to your small villa.

The lights are on in the house, and the food on the dining table is rich and steaming, but Kotomine Kirei, who sent you a text message, did not appear. You leaned forward suspiciously, and found the note on the dining table.

Looking at Kotomine Kirei's handwriting on the note, you can't figure out the completely unfamiliar keywords, and you can't help but ask Kewbi at the side in a daze.

"I was temporarily notified by my father to go to church, oh, and Patriarch Tohsaka, what does this mean?"

Intrigued by your question, Chubby wagged his big tail and became interested.

[Tell you about the church affairs, he is really a good brother who tells you everything, Miss]

【Well, there are only a few things that the church can talk to the Tohsaka family about, such as—the holy relics】

[Since they have already started preparations, we can also start to get acquainted here. 】

After sighing faintly for a few words, Chubby gave an order to Charlotte, who was lying on your shoulder and pretended to be dead, to open the witch barrier to protect the safety of the house, and took out a book from the water drop pattern on the back that looked like " Jihad Guide" book, beckoning you to go to the large training ground hidden under the house.

【I told you before that the Lord God has already prepared a forged "command spell" and "servant" for you, right now we are going down to advance your "servant" to Miss】

Considering your limited level of understanding, Chubby tried his best to omit the cumbersome explanations, and slowly introduced you to the necessary knowledge about "master" and "servant" in your Holy Grail War.

Thinking that these may become the key to your future survival, you listened very carefully, and read the guide in your hand, and after a few rounds of questions and answers, you probably understood a lot.

This is a sad story of a bunch of dead people fighting for a cup that will flow black mud.

And now what you have to do is to learn about the "servant" prepared for you by the remote video conversation

You looked at Chubby, who was facing away from you, constantly drawing strange pictures and texts on the ground as if he was doing some delicate magic work, and you couldn't help feeling an inexplicable expectation in your heart.

After all, the summoned heroes who entered the Hall of Valor, what kind of person would they be?

[In view of the research direction of our planet, we chose the caster class]

[The other party is an excellent magical girl with relatively rare abilities, so please say hello when you meet, miss]

You "hmmm" guaranteed your etiquette to Chubby, straightened your sitting posture, full of curiosity about unknown things, and you looked forward to the screen that floated in front of you, constantly showing circles of water patterns.

However, an image slowly appeared on the screen.

... Huh, there seems to be something wrong?

You wiped your eyes, then widened your eyes to look.

Where is the cute girl? What appeared there was obviously a corpse that had been burned by fire!

Shocked by the too horrifying picture, you covered your eyes and shouted incoherently to Chubby beside you.

"Did you switch to the wrong channel? Didn't you just watch Heroic Spirits directly? Why did the holy relics appear?!"

Also stunned by the scene in front of him, Chubby, who claimed to never make mistakes, pondered for a moment, and calmly gave a cruel answer.

[5 minutes ago, she might have been a cute magical girl. 】

【Right?Mr. Prynne. 】