I'm such a big son

Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, was found lying on the street in the middle of the night by innocent passers-by.

Fortunately, the passer-by was clear-headed and quick-witted, and even his skills were excellent. He immediately found Mr. Fukuzawa's ID, looked up the address, and carried the 1.8-meter-high man all the way to the detective agency for help.

Now the doctor and Ms. Yosano Akiko are examining the president, and the passer-by who has done good deeds is arranged to eat and drink in the office of the members.Taking advantage of the absence of Mr. Ranpo, the secretary, Ms. Haruno Qiluozi, dug out all his private collections as a reward, for fear that she would not take good care of this kind lady who is a little too thin.

Miss Rimbaud took a sip of her black tea, um, it tastes good.

Unexpectedly, she would also eat Edogawa Ranpo snacks one day.

[Colorful Painting Collection] There was a little problem, but when she went out to look for food, she found something unusual as soon as she entered and exited—it was late autumn at home, but it was still early summer here?

Miss Rimbaud, who had already been lost once, was very calm. After confirming the direction, she heard the sound of heavy objects falling from the dark alley not far away. She was not in a hurry until she saw the clothes of the man on the ground.

Well, there are probably not many silver-haired men who still wear this kind of traditional clothes these days.Of course, her explanation to the detectives was that she had found the victim's ID, but no matter how you put it, anyone with a little brain would think it was wrong-normal people would choose to send the person to the hospital for emergency treatment as soon as possible, so how about sending it back to the office address? What's going on?

No one knew that she knew that Dr. Xie Ye from the Armed Detective Agency was much safer than the hospital in terms of first aid for trauma.

She knew that this person was not the one she was familiar with, but it was impossible to see him just lying on the ground and eating dirt.

Rimbaud warmed his hands with black tea, and slowly drank the 95-degree hot drink that would burn to death amidst the terrified expression of the temporary worker girl: "It's so warm..."

In the consultation room, Yosano Akiko checked President Fukuzawa's status, and regretfully announced that she was incapable: "It was the damage caused by the supernatural power, but [Please Don't Die] doesn't work, send it to the hospital as soon as possible!"

"Don't let the woman who brought the president back leave, let Dazai ask her about the situation at the scene. Kunikida is driving, Tanizaki, go find Ranpo, and if you find him, send him to the hospital and join us immediately."

As expected of a veteran, the situation is critical and Yosano Akiko is also quite stable.

So everyone started to act, and Dazai, who climbed out of the river 10 minutes later, rushed to the office, frowned when he saw the back of the long-haired woman drinking tea and eating snacks on the seat, and stood with Yosano where Rimbaud could not see The other side gestured at him with a "Leave it to you" gesture.

At this moment, Kung Fu Kunikida Doppo had already driven the car downstairs, and the extremely strong Kenji Miyazawa came out carrying a stretcher alone.

"what happened?"

Rimbaud's attention was not on those young people who were hiding behind him and gesticulating. As soon as Kenji came out carrying the stretcher, she knew that things were not good.Dr. Xie Ye didn't think there was anything he couldn't say, so he opened his mouth and said bluntly: "I have no choice but to send to the hospital first, it's not trauma. By the way, can you please describe the scene?"

In an instant, the whole office was enveloped by a thick and thick murderous intent. Even the youngest ex-mafia cadre, who had long been accustomed to seeing blood, felt that this murderous intent made his back feel cold, as if he could only breathe if he made a mistake. will lose their lives.

However, this killing intent was withdrawn even faster, so quickly that it seemed like it was just an illusion.

The woman with long black curly hair got up and turned around, and glanced at the unconscious silver-haired man: "I understand. I found him in a dark alley on the right side of X Road at X at eight o'clock, and I planned to go to the convenience store." I was buying curry rice at the store, and I heard the sound of someone falling and asked, but I walked over to take a look when I didn’t hear a response, and saw him lying on the ground unconscious.”

She has already explained the following words, so I won't mention them here.

Dazai Osamu who finally saw the big sister's face: "..."

I don't think I can handle this person, and I'll be lucky if I don't get hacked to death by her scythe.It's better to call the slug quickly. The undercover amnesiac who was killed by the two of them in the past is alive again. I don't know what surprise it will bring this time.

His expression was too frightened, and he had already broken the stereotyped impression left among his colleagues for so many years. When he realized something was wrong, Dr. Xie Ye raised his hand to stop Kenji who wanted to move forward, and looked at Rimbaud with extreme vigilance.

"Sorry, I haven't asked your name for so long?"

The long-haired woman tilted her head and hooked her red lips into a coquettish smile: "Rimbaud, my last name."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Sure enough, my life is over!

"Don't you want to go to the doctor, hurry up, the injury waits for no one."

Rimbaud looked at the stupid face of the smart man with a funny face, walked past Dazai confidently, and raised his hand to rub his black hair: "You are still tall when you grow up?"

As he spoke, he walked ahead and opened the door.

Osamu Dazai, who has fallen into infinite conspiracy theories: "..."

(⊙o⊙)?

(^o^)/!

(*^＿＿^*)～

The change in expression was too drastic, and if the timing wasn't right, the detectives would have definitely crossed him and tortured him severely—did you cheat this innocent passer-by of money?Otherwise, why did you look so guilty and scared that we almost misunderstood him and beat you to death when this matter is over!

Rimbaud led the way, followed by Kenji and Yosano Akiko who carried Fukuzawa Yukichi into the car that had been waiting for a long time. Tanizaki Junichiro called and said that he had brought Edogawa Ranpo to the hospital to wait. Rimbaud did not get in the car to the hospital, but stayed where he was and waited for Dazai who walked up anxiously: "I will take you to the scene of the accident to find clues."

"Oh! Okay! Mr. Lantang, why are you, why are you a lady?"

Curiosity overwhelmed everything after finding out that the other party didn't kill me for revenge, "Have you been to hell? What do you look like? How did you come back?"

"Shut up, it's so noisy!"

Rimbaud was too lazy to explain so much, so he just made up his mind at random, and led the black-haired young man back to the alley where he found President Fukuzawa injured and lying on the ground.

Again, Fukuzawa Yukichi's walking route is very fixed, which are those few secluded paths anyway, so that he can avoid the patrol and save himself from explaining why he carries a sharpened sword with him.It didn't take long for the two of them to walk back, Rimbaud watched around the entrance of the alley, and Dazai walked in to investigate by himself.

There were still some bloodstains on the ground that hadn't dried up, and Dazai had a rough inference about the whole incident along the way: "I understand what's going on, but the supernatural power of the president is still a little unclear."

"Oh."

Rimbaud was in a bad mood, and his words were stingy to the point of stinginess: "You say, I will do it, and walk."

"Well...then come with me, my little life is in your hands~"

The dark-haired young man smiled darkly, "I think we can go somewhere and wait to catch mice."

Rimbaud put his hands in his pockets: "Lead the way."

Osamu Dazai said in his heart that you are using me like you are using your son, and when I turn around, I will charge this account to the slug!Before he could finish his slander, a ball of paper hit him on the back of the head with the sound of wind: "If you continue to bully me, I will strip you naked and hang you under the door frame of the PortMafia building!"

"..." This kind of threat is really terrible!

"Oh, I see, please go this way."

They rummaged through the old clothes donation boxes in several alleys, and finally found a thick suit, a fur cape and a white fur hat that looked super warm in one of them.

Rimbaud curled his lips: "The typical Russian attire, but it's too exaggerated in the city of Yokohama."

Only you can't say that, Miss Rimbaud!Look at your thick winter coat, it's early summer now...

Suddenly there was a terrible explosion sound not far away, and then there was billowing thick smoke rising up. Many passers-by heard the noise and walked over to watch the excitement. Dazai gestured and invited Rimbaud to hide with him in a dark alley so that he could not see it. dead corner.Miss Lan Bo suddenly turned her head slightly, and saw that the black-haired young man next to her was unconsciously watching the movement in the dark alley, so she didn't say anything more, and went directly into the subspace very easily.

Well, people have their own hidden attributes, so I can't be envious.

Dazai was alone in the night, he shrugged and waited patiently.

About half an hour later, the sound of footsteps came from the dark alley, and a young Russian who was not at all Russian was rummaging around for his cute little hat...but the hat had already been kidnapped by the insane Dazai Osamu and put on his head.

Standing in the subspace, Rimbaud watched the two wise men have a philosophical discussion, and counted how many times they mentioned the word "prediction" until she almost didn't know the word. The place she had been paying attention to suddenly There are flash lights.The Russian youth who picked up the hat held up his right hand, gunshots rang out, pale golden ripples suddenly appeared behind Osamu Dazai, a cube seemed to appear out of thin air, and a figure was so fast that it almost appeared as an afterimage, galloping towards the direction where the sniper was hiding.

Dostoevsky found something that seemed to exceed his prediction, turned around and fled towards the other exit of the dark alley, his leg hurt and he saw a golden transparent wall in front of him, Rimbaud standing next to Dazai put away his gun: "Catch me!" arrive."

"Wonderful!"

The black-haired young man who sighed sincerely smiled very cutely, and squatted down to look at his embarrassed old opponent: "Mr. Fyodor, I think we have time to chat slowly. I really look forward to the torture time..."

At this time, the shadow that had been blasted out just now ran back, Dazai glanced back, his feet tilted and he stretched out his hand to press on Rimbaud's supernatural power.

[Disqualification in the World] is passively triggered, and the cage melts like the first snow meets the scorching sun. Russian youths give full play to their racial advantages and run fast even with a lame leg. Before Rimbaud can react, he runs away without a trace.

Rimbaud was so angry that he laughed and stared at the black-haired young man who fell on the ground: "...can't you be more reliable?"

Dazai crossed his arms and moved towards the corner of the wall: "...I was wrong! Huh!"

Fortunately, her supernatural life body brought back a living sniper, and the information Dazai wanted was also obtained. The two returned to the hospital with the spoils to see how Fukuzawa Yukichi was doing.

Rimbaud didn't say anything along the way, she was in a panic, wondering if she should go directly to kill Mori Ogai who suspected that she had cheated on her.

What kind of thing is this? What kind of lock do you two men lock? Sure enough, a guy with such a wretched ability is too hateful, he must be killed!