I'm such a big son

When Mr. Fukuzawa took his adopted son Ranpo Edogawa and encountered a fool in the Supernatural Secret Service Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Ms. Rimbaud learned how to move freely in this "skirt" sponsored by her boyfriend with the help of Doppo Kunikida. .

The kimono is a completely flat-cut clothing. Due to the discrimination against women in the island country for hundreds of years, it is inevitable for women to have some inconvenience when wearing this traditional clothing-such as the neckline and belt, and the hem opening, which is easy for people to wear A "humble" shadow.The color has no ground and is made of heavy silk. The overall visual effect is quite stable, and the price is really expensive. It also requires a high figure when wearing it. If you don’t pay attention, it looks like a staid and boring little old lady. ——It simply has an aging halo.

If it hadn't been for the time-consuming change at home as Mr. Fukuzawa said, Rimbaud would definitely throw this plain "sheet" that wraps people tightly as far as possible in the first place.In what age is it still beautiful to be plain and simple?

Straight men's aesthetics are terrible!

Should it be said that it's a good thing he chose off-white instead of some dead Barbie powder?

Forget it, at least wearing this "skirt" will never be cold, the thickness is so simple, no wonder Mr. Fukuzawa, who also wears traditional clothes all the year round, looks the same no matter whether it is winter or summer.

She went to the entrance mirror and untied her coiled hair, tugged at the neckline and tugged at the hem, and Mr. Kunikida, who was left behind to help, was about to cry... Seiwudi is an official gift from a man to his wife Dress, you can imagine how subtle it can be.The bottom of your neckline is opened more than five or six degrees. Although nothing is exposed, the effect is more terrifying than the exposure.

Please forgive me, Miss Lanbo, you are here to accompany your son to the graduation ceremony, not to perform sex and seduction tasks!

Osamu Dazai, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, looked left and right, but he couldn't find anything convenient, so he stood behind Rimbaud and helped her tie her long hair into a side knot, and took a step back to appreciate it... Well, what a dangerous hairstyle .

"That's it, I'm going to miss the dance later."

The focus of the black-haired boy was entirely on his caretaker who was too young to show off. As for the essence of the graduation ceremony, he didn't take the essence of the graduation ceremony to heart at all. The excitement of Miss Bo going to the bar.

Uh...the latter is really exciting.

Seeing that the persuasion was fruitless, Kunikida Doppo simply gave up and went downstairs to drive a car—you can't let a lady wearing clogs drive.Of course, Ms. Rimbaud forbade Dazai from touching the steering wheel. The reason was that his driving style was too wild. If he rushed all the way out, he might not be directly in the emergency room.

By the time they hurried into the auditorium, the bald principal had finished his speech.If others said less, they would have been condemned three or two times. However, when they saw the lady walking in the first place, they all agreed that she should appear at this time, and her lateness was reasonable.

—and who would be willing to blame her?The lady wearing a white kimono "gentle as water" is like a pure lily, which makes people feel affectionate.Not to mention the trivial matter of being late for the graduation ceremony, even if she kicked the principal out of the auditorium, she could be forgiven.

Who wouldn't want to be that white rose in her bun?

Well, it really wasn't in vain that Dazai Lai picked flowers from the congratulatory flower basket at the school gate to rescue the scene.

Rimbaud, who had never been such a lady in his life since the first cry from birth, felt uncomfortable anywhere.If it weren't for the fact that this is Dazai's rare graduation ceremony, she would definitely walk away, and she would have already made a note of the man who gave this dress in her heart-you wait for me!

"Sorry sorry, let me go."

Osamu Dazai was in a very good mood, and the reason he clamored to go to school was just for fun.I didn't have a chance in the first episode, and I stepped on shit and won the grand prize in the second week's episode, and someone gave me the bottom line. Naturally, I poured all the bad water I had saved in two lifetimes on my classmates.

This is just an ordinary high school, and in all fairness, it really can't stand his troubles like this.If it weren't for Rimbaud's extra connivance with the children, the school would have become a deserted ruin.

So Dazai's poor classmates gave up the passage as quickly as possible after seeing this "man of God", and wiped their stools for them by the way.

Don't you see that all the unlucky people who had an accident with this person suffered a lot?It's useless even if everyone knows that he did it, they can't get evidence.

Rimbaud walked in the front, and when he arrived at the assigned seat, he imitated Miss Hongye, covered his mouth and smiled and apologized gently. The men around him covered their chests, rubbed their eyes, blushed...

Such a beauty, if you look at it and miss it, you will be at a disadvantage if you don't look at it!

Dazai happily sat down next to Rimbaud, sighed and closed his eyes under the envious eyes of his classmates and began to catch up on sleep.Maybe this world is a good enough dream, the warmth of the long-lost mother and the kind eyes of friends... He has it all, even enough to squander.Therefore, even if it was a dream, it would be better not to let him wake up.

He fell asleep at the graduating representative's speech as soon as he woke up, and the class activities were arranged later, but Dazai didn't plan to participate.He stood up and stretched out his palm to Rimbaud with eager expression on his face: "Miss Rimbaud, may I invite you to dance with me?"

Rimbaud smiled and put his hands on his palms to stand up, took the bouquet that every graduate had in the arms of the black-haired boy and adjusted his tie knot with one hand: "Of course, young sir."

The atmosphere was so good that Kunikida Doppo couldn't help turning on his phone to signal to Rimbaud, and after getting her permission, he pressed the shutter to take a photo.

After the shutter sounded, Rimbaud threw the bouquet on the stool, dragged Dazai to the open space in the center of the venue, and led him to draw an arc around the venue while the live music led him.

As for the waltz, no matter how bad Dazai's physical skills are, he can keep up without stepping on her. As for the clogs on his feet that get in the way...she has long since thrown them away.

The colorless hem has beautiful ripples because of her movements, the jade-colored long legs are about to be hidden, the belt is gradually loosened due to continuous twirling, and the neckline is gradually becoming more attractive...So the cadre in the dynamic video shot by Kunikida Doppo Miss is like a seductive fairy in the woods.

More and more people stopped to appreciate the dance, and everyone present smiled sincerely and applauded in response to the music.What's more, they took their children to dance to the melody, leaving a rare memory for their middle school life.The school also thoughtfully extended the playing time of the music, and more and more people joined the team. Finally, the whole open-air venue became a stage of joy, and every child had a smile on their faces.

No matter how long the music is, there will be an end. Rimbaud let go of Dazai at the end of the song, and the black-haired boy's usually pale face was much less blush: "Thank you."

"Well, it's rare to hear those three words from your mouth."

Rimbaud brushed his long, somewhat disheveled hair, his whole body felt hot and short of breath.

"Miss Rimbaud..."

Just when Kunikida Doppo was worried that someone with short-sightedness would come forward abruptly and try to persuade her to clean up her image as soon as possible, Murphy's Law came into play, and such a small-probability event really happened in full view.

"Beautiful madam, your long hair is like a siren's voice that envelops my eyes and my heart. A lily of the valley like you, would you like to get married with me..."

"No, thank you!"

"It's okay, here is my contact information, looking forward to your call~"

"..."

——The above is the whole conversation.

Rimbaud's familiarity with his own routines does not mean that he can accept others' routines, and he is not sensitive to this kind of guy who seems to come together to "do business".She lowered her head and glanced at the business card that the other party had handed over—well, the Cowherd's shop, it turned out to be another man who got out of the trash can.

"Huh? What what?"

Dazai stretched his head to look very curiously, but neither of them noticed that Mr. Kunikida sent out a message shaking his hands.After studying it for a while, Rimbaud casually threw the business card into the trash can, then turned to complain to his "son": "What the hell is this? Have all the good men died!"

The black-haired boy shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "I don't know, probably because you look so attractive now, right?"

She looked down at the clothes and didn't feel that there was too much exposure. She looked up innocently and said, "Is there any problem? It's so tight that I can hardly breathe, okay?"

"Ah...that's it...that's really amazing!"

Dazai stroked his chin pretending to be deep, and Rimbaud responded like him: "Yeah...it's really amazing. I never thought that there are such clothes that restrict movement, not to mention being incapable of accepting them, at least I just Being able to appreciate it showing up in someone else.”

The kimono made her have a slender neck and slender limbs, but Rimbaud was taller, and she was bundled up in bundles of pocket-like clothes, not to mention the discomfort of being unable to run or jump.

The two "mother and son" whispered endlessly. As soon as they walked out of the campus, they saw Mr. Fukuzawa rushing all the way, and he walked up to her and stood still in front of her without any anger.

Fukuzawa Yukichi saw clearly the current image of his lover: "..."

He really didn't expect that some people are born with a full of seductive temperament, and even this kind of rigorous dress that can't be better than a good family can wear a trace of perfection that makes people think about it.

It's not Yu's fault that beautiful jade attracts coveted people, and it's not a problem if a fly or two appears around the beauty... No wonder!Mr. Fukuzawa tried his best to build himself up mentally. He persisted for 10 minutes and still couldn't hold back. He took off the haori covering his shoulders and put it on Rimbaud.

"Kunikida, drive to pick up Ranpo."

Without waiting for Miss Rimbaud to express his dissatisfaction, he picked him up and left: "Go home!"

Rimbaud struggled symbolically for a couple of times, and before he could walk 200 meters, he jumped up from the air and landed. He stared blankly at Mr. Fukuzawa for more than ten seconds: "What happened to you?"