After I retired, I became a Butei clerk

In just a short while, Eri Shiratori saw Osamu Dazai shrunk into a seven or eight-year-old child under her eyes, with oversized clothes draped over his body like that, even the tightly wrapped bandages It loosened and entangled around the young body, looking like a naughty child accidentally broke into the bandage and couldn't break free.

Although the senior is really a child now.

Shiratori Eri was still a little panicked at first, but after seeing Dazai Osamu like this, she suddenly remembered the medicine she had left in the hands of the fake kid detective named Conan, she remembered that medicine The possible effect of is to make people smaller.Could it be that during the period of time when she lost consciousness, the newly born god and godhead turned Dazai-senpai into a child?

So where is her purpose?

Because there is no memory of the previous period, Shiratori Eri can only guess what happened, but Dazai soon woke up, watching his shrinking body and fell into a short thought.

"Eri-chan."

When Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, he had a soft and cute baby voice, a baby voice, matched with his baby-fat cheeks after he became smaller, and his big round and cute eyes, which made Shiratori Eri stunned on the spot It took him a few seconds to answer, "Ah."

She only felt that her thoughts were floating, and her mind was full of the childhood Dazai Osamu.Osamu Dazai didn't come back to his senses until the shrunken Osamu Dazai yelled a few times, taking advantage of his size, he sneaked into her arms, stretched out his short hands to hug her waist, raised his head and complained to her, " Eri-chan is ignoring me again."

"Sorry, senior."

Shiratori Eri apologized to him reflexively, and then watched Osamu Dazai struggling to pick up his clothes, who stayed by her side, so that she felt the self-consciousness of running away in a trance, and after she woke up, she was careful. He picked up Osamu Dazai and gathered his clothes.

The white clothes that are well cut to fit the body can now completely cover Osamu Dazai's head, so in order not to hinder Osamu Dazai's vision after shrinking, Shiratori Eri also adjusted his clothes, and it is inevitable to see a little bit of him Those old scars, knife wounds, cuts, gunshot wounds, scratches, all kinds of traces left by old wounds are particularly conspicuous on the tender skin.

Seeing these scars, Shiratori Eri paused for a moment, then moved his eyes away as if nothing had happened, and held the immobile young Osamu Dazai in his arms properly, so that he could just move flexibly without feeling restrained before asking him , "Senior Dazai, what are we going to do now?"

"Well, there's nothing to do for now, just wait for Dunjun and the others to come over."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and thought for a while, then calmly prepared to continue resting, and lay on Shiratori Eri An An, wrapping his hands around her neck.

Although Osamu Dazai with an adult body often does these movements, it may be because of the shrinkage of his whole body. Young Zai looks very cute when he does it, and he doesn't feel disobedient at all.

So Dazai-senpai acts like a child when he acts like a baby?

Shiratori Eri's thoughts turned here strangely, and then under the command of Osamu Dazai who was at ease, he walked towards Nakaya Nakahara lying not far away.After taking a few glances at Nakahara Nakaya, who seemed to have no injuries other than a little dust, the shrunken Dazai Osamu cut out in his soft, cute and sweet voice, "Sleep soundly."

"It's good that the companion is safe and sound, senior."

Listening to Dazai-senpai who still cares about his companions always expressing his concern with seemingly unflattering words, Shiratori Eri smiled helplessly, and then sat down next to Nakahara Nakaya with the child version of Osamu Dazai in his arms, waiting Others come to them.

I always feel a little tired, and I don't know what happened just now.Shiratori Eri felt a little sleepy, quietly listening to Osamu Dazai who she said cared about her companion.

"That dwarf deserves my concern. If I were to say I care about him, I must be most concerned about his failure to grow because of not drinking milk properly. But since he is so small, he is quite fierce when he hits someone."

"So, as expected, Eri-chan is the cutest!"

Having come to a conclusion, Osamu Dazai noticed that Shiratori Eri's eyes were almost closed, and he tugged at her sleeves, "Eri-chan?"

There was an uneasiness in his voice that he didn't even notice.

"I'm listening, senior."

Shiratori Eri, who woke up after being shaken by Osamu Dazai, smiled sleepily at him, and then explained, "Just a little sleepy."

"..."

"Then I won't bother Eri-chan anymore, you can rest."

The smaller Osamu Dazai immediately answered her obediently and tactfully, then looked at Eri Shiratori and gave a slight hum, then hugged him and fell asleep leaning against the broken wall. The iris-colored eyes that were especially clear in childhood were closed by her It quickly darkened after the eyes, and one person was meditating amidst the breathing of the other two.

It wasn't until dawn that the detective agency members who came together found the three people staying among the ruined walls, and Shiratori Eri woke up not long before they came, listening to Osamu Dazai and Nakahara with a blank face. They also quarreled.

Originally, the two of them were making gestures and spoken words, but after seeing Shiratori Eri wake up, the two people who seemed to be fighting at the level of a kindergarten quarrel began to attack each other with words.

Especially Dazai Osamu, with his immature appearance, he did sharp-tongued things, and the angry Nakahara almost beat him up violently.If it weren't for Osamu Dazai, who was also looking smaller in Zhongyuan, he couldn't do it, maybe there could be a short-term martial arts here.

Shiratori Eri was paddling the whole time, and when they were babbling and involving themselves and asking themselves questions, most of them answered with an attitude that hadn't quite reacted yet.But even though she felt that what she said was what she was thinking at the moment, for some reason, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakahara who heard her words were also stuck in silence for a moment, then changed the subject and continued to quarrel.

So that is to say, I don't quite understand what these two people are doing like children arguing, and they clearly reveal their familiarity inside and out. The friendship between men is really strange.

Eri Shiratori yawned sleepily, and Nakahara also said with an angry smile that Osamu Dazai would be careful not to change back after he became smaller. He said indifferently when he couldn't find anyone to take care of him, "It's okay, I can adopt this Senior Dazai for the rest of his life."

Chuya Nakahara was so surprised that he didn't speak for a long time, but Osamu Dazai said in his soft tone, holding his small face in surprise, "Is it true that Eri-chan has said it all his life, then do you want to die with me first?"

"Dead mackerel, you can hear clearly, what she said is adoption! Adoption! It's mother to son, do you understand? Ah!"

"Sure enough, the little dwarf's brain capacity is not enough, and he can't learn to grasp the essence of words. Just a little bit."

Atsushi Nakajima, who rushed over with his companions, looked at the scene in front of him, the intoxicated Dazai-senpai after he shrunk down, and Chuya Nakahara, a Hong Kong gangster cadre who turned violent and complained. Osamu Dazai and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who wanted to start the Rashomon snatch, wanted to cry in his heart, life is still so difficult.