After I retired, I became a Butei clerk

"Forget it, Kunikida-kun."

On the way Kunikida Dopō walked to the work table in a trance, everyone couldn't help comforting him with words, and then turned their heads to hold back their laughter.

On the other side, Shiratori Eri, who was laughing and brought her Osamu Dazai to her work place, was swearing quietly with his hands that he would protect them to him who confirmed with his breath that her thinking was correct but asked her to keep it secret. The secrets of these supernatural beings.

Seeing her look like I believe you everything you say, even Osamu Dazai, who has long been ignorant of conscience, felt a dull ache somewhere in his body, it was his lungs convulsed from laughing too hard.

Too bad, I still want to laugh.

Is it true that the natural system exhausts all species?

Osamu Dazai rubbed his face, and when he was free, he would definitely bring Erika to those people he hated, and believed that she would be able to play a role that he couldn't even imagine on those occasions, hahaha.

"Speaking of which, Senior Dazai, I feel that there are a lot more materials here after one night."

Eri Shiratori was sitting at the table, pointing with her hand the materials that hadn't appeared before she left work last night, turned her head to face her who didn't know why she didn't go to work but was sitting next to her with a smile, and supported her face with her hands to see her Dazai Osamu doubt.

"Ah, that's an existing job, it's just finishing. Eri-chan should have noticed it yesterday, that white tiger." Dazai Osamu didn't even glance over there, but stared at Shiratori Eri lightly The blue hair that looks like sea water looks exciting.

"Eri-chan's hair color is unique."

"Thank you?" Eri Shiratori didn't care about Dazai Osamu's gaze, which would make ordinary girls feel shy. She used to work peacefully under the gaze of many fusangshen before, and she was in the ring with people who disagreed with her. In the face of death, she has received too many attentions from thousands of people, which made her feel nothing real.

It's embarrassing to scare people, and people who are familiar with her are used to her low presence, so it's the first time she knows that she can scare people into unconsciousness, and it doesn't feel good.

With some miscellaneous thoughts in her mind, she calmly and quickly browsed through the materials, quickly sorted them out in a short time, and then started to deal with them in order of urgency.

Osamu Dazai, who had been watching Shiratori Eri with a smile, straightened up and frowned slightly. She seemed to be a different person when she was working. Although she still looked indifferent to everything, her every move was more indifferent and silent. There is a contradictory sense of rejection from the inside out.

Obviously the detective agency was still buzzing because of what happened just now, but Eri Shiratori seemed to be in another world, completely isolated from her surroundings.

Have you ever suffered from invisible autism caused by long-term rest at home due to illness?No, judging by her proficiency in handling documents, some unknown things should have happened to her.

Osamu Dazai recalled the clues he observed in Shiratori Eri's house. Except for the kitchen and bathroom, other observable places revealed a sense of obsolescence that had not been replaced for a long time, but the sofa in the living room was brand new and expensive. The decorations also have a sense of historical precipitation, not like the prices that orphans who lost their parents in the early years could afford.

There are also clothes that are just the same size as his body. Why would a girl who has no close male relationship prepare such an expensive suit at home, but there is no trace of using it.

Including when he was holding hands with Shiratori Eri, the calluses on her right hand had already faded away, and her subconsciously tense body when facing his sudden move.

Although you claim to have worked part-time, there are more and more doubts, Eri-chan, and you really want to find a job. It's so interesting, isn't it?

Osamu Dazai showed a handsome smile to Shiratori Eri who was looking at him again, and his tone was brisk, "Eri-chan really makes me happy seeing me like this, what's wrong? Did you finally find me..."

His words were intercepted by the document Eri Shiratori put in his hand, he blinked his eyes, looked down innocently and blankly, oh well, the mission report that he didn't write a word was discovered.

"Senior," Eri Shiratori's eyes did not fluctuate, she took out a pen from the pen holder and stuffed it into Osamu Dazai's hand, "The report must be written."

"It's no use avoiding work."

"No work is no money to spend."

Her tone was flat, without accusation, but it was this kind of language that could express things that ordinary people knew clearly as if they were the truth of life, which made Osamu Dazai's smile froze, "Hey, that, Eri-chan."

"Ok?"

Eri Shiratori waited for Osamu Dazai to reply, this earnest listening made Osamu Dazai feel a little bit of déjà vu, why did he feel that the person sitting in front of him was a very old man, not a young girl in her prime Woolen cloth.

As soon as he thought this way, he saw Shiratori Eri slowly take out a transparent glass from the handbag, and took a few sips of boiling water mixed with wolfberry.

Now even his usual smile couldn't hold back.

"Is Eri-chan always like this?"

After drinking the water, Shiratori Eri, who was completely relaxed and absorbed in work, heard Dazai Osamu's curious voice, paid attention to him with two distractions, and hummed lightly.

"That is to say, where did Eri-chan work before? I feel that Eri-chan is very familiar with these document arrangements, and the speed is very fast." And it is beyond the level of ordinary people's ability.

Shiratori Eri's pen paused, and then wrote again at a speed she thought was unhurried, "It's nothing, but although the company I work part-time is large and has many colleagues, the daily work is also very heavy. Later, in order to stay there, I forced myself to learn this.”

"Is it in Tokyo?"

"I signed a non-disclosure agreement, and I can't tell any secrets of the company."

"Even the address counts, how did Erika find that part-time job?"

"Let's go."

Eri Shiratori was obviously remembering, and then replied to Osamu Dazai with a little doubt, the look on her face clearly showed that she really thought so.

Suddenly, I feel like I've lost to some extent.Osamu Dazai thought in his heart, if this is all a disguise.

"That......"

"Monster." There was a heart-piercing cry from the infirmary, and the door was opened immediately, and a white-haired boy rushed out, followed by a beautiful woman with a machete. The eager look dissipated.

"Why, let me dissect it and there is no problem."

"There are all problems there, okay?" Nakajima Atsushi shouted tremblingly with courage.

In his dream, he kept dreaming of a pair of monsters with huge eyes chasing him. When he woke up from the cold sweat, he saw a woman holding a machete and trying to kill him, which scared him. He jumped up suddenly, and rushed out without saying a word.

Seeing that Shiratori Eri's eyes were attracted by Nakajima Atsushi, Dazai Osamu also stopped the interrupted conversation, and pointed at Nakajima Atsushi and introduced to Shiratori Eri with a smile, "Eri-chan, look, That is the man-eating tiger, just to mention, his worth is 70 billion."

"Really, it sounds expensive." Osamu Dazai was satisfied to hear Shiratori Eri distorting the main point.

On the other side, Yosano Akiko put down the machete in her hand, stood in front of the door and smiled with her arms folded, her eyes full of jokes.

"Don't worry, if I really want to deal with you, I've already tied you up on the bed and can't move. After all, that's the best way to attack." Her gloomy expression made Atsushi Nakajima tremble again.

With tears streaming down his face, Atsushi Nakajima wondered what strange place he had entered at this moment, why everyone here is so scary.

Shiratori Eri heard Osamu Dazai sigh with a smile, he got up and left, walked up to Atsushi Nakajima, and dragged him out, "Come on, boy, let me tell you exactly what the Armed Detective Agency is What organization."

It seems that this situation has been seen there before. Shiratori Eri watched Kunikida Doppo push his glasses and followed out, and the brother and sister who seemed to have a particularly good relationship also followed out, and suddenly felt familiar from the bottom of his heart.

Then she saw the empty work report neatly placed on her desk, and Dazai Osamu's handsome and powerful handwriting on the white paper, "Please Eri-chan."

"..."