After I retired, I became a Butei clerk

Suddenly being stuffed with a tomato in Shiratorie, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was visibly stunned for a moment, and then became furious, even the two strands of hair that were hanging seemed to jump up.

However, for the current Shiratori Eri, that is not a big deal, she calmly reached out and raised his chin before he seemed to explode, moved a little bit, grunted, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was forced to He directly crushed the tomato and swallowed it. He was so choked that he couldn't help coughing a few times.

"Ahem, I'm going to kill you."

He tried his best to break free from the shackles of Dazai Osamu, so Dazai Osamu had to use more force to hold him, he looked at the calm Shiratori Eri delicately in his eyes, and said helplessly, "Eri-chan, Come on, or I won't be able to stop him."

"Dazai-san, please let go!"

Because the power was banned, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was not very physically fit, couldn't break free from Osamu Dazai for a while, but his eyes stabbed Shiratori Eri like a knife, "I'm going to kill this woman!"

"No, Akutagawa. By the way, you might really be no match for Eri-chan."

When Dazai Osamu said this with a smile, Akutagawa Ryunosuke really exploded, "Is she someone recognized by Dazai-san? Very good, I will try my best to knock her down."

Eri Shiratori watched Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke sing together, seemed to have a headache, stretched out her hand to rub her forehead, and finally smoothed out the messy hair from the fight with Rashomon just now, before speaking, "Senior Dazai Are you avoiding me on purpose, why don't you answer my words?"

"But I sincerely want to talk to Dazai-senpai about the bug you put in my bedroom. Shouldn't you explain your behavior of randomly entering a woman's bedroom and putting down the bug?"

As soon as these words came out, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was struggling violently, was stunned for a rare moment, turned his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai, who had the expression that Eri-chan said, and then turned his head and said to Shiratori Eri, "Dazai-san has reason in everything he does, it must be you who aroused his suspicion!"

"Is it a suspicion?"

After listening to Akutagawa's words, Shiratori Eri also took a look at Osamu Dazai, and calmly extended the invitation again when he frowned slightly, "Then I have nothing to ask, but as the person who was eavesdropped, I can know that Dazai-senpai heard it." What's the content?"

"I'm not used to not asking clearly. In exchange, if Senior Dazai speaks out, maybe I can tell you something you want to know."

"Some things are better to be straight to the point."

The expression on Dazai Osamu's face disappeared little by little in Shiratori Eri's words, and finally he lowered his eyes and said softly, "It's not like that, Eri-chan. I didn't doubt you..."

"Dazai-san?"

His words were interrupted by the shocked Akutagawa Ryunosuke. He didn't know what he had imagined. He looked at both Shiratori Eri and Dazai Osamu several times. He coughed twice, and glared at Eri Shiratori, "This time Dazai-san is here, next time we meet, I will beat you and prove that I am the strongest."

After calming down, he was let go by Osamu Dazai, who turned around and walked behind Osamu Dazai, never looking back.

Seeing a battle disappear like this, Shiratori Eri didn't care what Akutagawa Ryunosuke was imagining, and pointed to the road behind her again, "Senior, do you want to go to my house for a chat?"

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just that Eri-chan has always been very mysterious, so I was very curious. Then I couldn't hold it back when I lived at Eri-chan's house." Osamu Dazai suddenly looked downcast, and the whole person was wilting, "Eri Please forgive me, please, I really won't do it next time."

In the end, this person squatted on the ground like a child, poking the ground with his fingers to draw a circle, "I just put it down, and Eri-chan found out. In fact, I didn't know anything at all, and I asked Eri-chan to follow me." Luanbu-sang ran away and didn't even have to eat."

He raised his head and glanced at Eri Shiratori aggrievedly, and shouted loudly, "I haven't had enough food for the past few days. The food made by others is so bad. I rely on canned crab meat to solve it. I I’m almost too hungry to walk.”

Hearing this, Shiratori Eri was silent for a moment, looked at Osamu Dazai who was peeking at her on the ground, and then sighed, "Even if my cooking is delicious, it can't compare to the high-end cuisine of those masters, right?"

"I don't know if I haven't eaten it, anyway, the one made by Eri sauce is the best."

When Osamu Dazai said this, he stood up suddenly, shaking his body as if because he got up too hard, and then walked to Shiratori Eri, with a pitiful face, "Eri-chan. I'm really hungry."

Seeing him like this, Shiratori Eri looked at him for a while, then turned and left when Dazai Osamu was almost feeling uneasy, Dazai Osamu looked at the back of her going straight away, raised his hand, but did not hold her, his eyes were quietly darkened.

"Senior Dazai isn't leaving?"

Seeing that there was no sound of footsteps coming from behind, Shiratori Eri stopped her body, looked back, saw that Osamu Dazai was still standing there, she asked him calmly, "Didn't you say you were very hungry?"

"I'm coming!"

Osamu Dazai immediately followed up with a few steps up, and deliberately bent down to look at the ingredients in Eri Shiratori's hand, and said disappointedly, "There are no crabs."

"Well, I didn't buy it. And didn't the seniors eat canned crab meat for a few days, wouldn't they get tired?"

"Crab meat will never get greasy, and it will never get greasy in this life. So Eri-chan, can I buy crab meat next time?"

"decide as things go."

"Okay~"

Osamu Dazai's tone clearly reveals his dissatisfaction with not fulfilling his wish.

He happily followed Shiratori Eri all the way back, and then ate the dishes carefully prepared by Shiratori Eri with satisfaction, and helped to clean up the dishes with her.

Then, when she was about to go upstairs to rest with a dazed face, Shiratori Eri pushed her all the way out of her house.

"Eri-chan?"

He was still at a loss until he was pushed out.

Eri Shiratori stood at the entrance and looked at him. Osamu Dazai was tall and thin. In front of him, he was really petite. At this moment, he bent slightly to beg for mercy, and barely met his eyes.

She looked at his handsome face that stood out in the crowd, and the unique charm brought to him by the bandages wrapped around his body and his inexplicable temperament. She had to admit that with his face alone, he Will be liked by many women.

But what does other people like him have to do with her Shiratori Eri?

Since the words were true and false, and he was unwilling to admit what he had heard, then forget about the connection between the two of them.

She didn't want to be found out that she was a god judge one day.

After all, this person is too smart, there is no guarantee that one day I will reveal the secret in front of him where I can't notice.

So it's best not to have too much contact with him.

Thinking of this, Eri Shiratori spoke to Osamu Dazai very calmly, "I know Senior Dazai didn't tell the truth, and he may still be suspicious of me, but I can guarantee that I will not pose any threat to the detective agency."

"Since Senior Dazai is full, I can feel at ease for the time being, oh, yes."

Eri Shiratori took out some cash that was enough for Osamu Dazai to live on for a period of time, and handed it to him, "I also understand that Senior Dazai often loses money and has no money to eat, so this is for you."

"Just treat it as my colleague to Senior, then goodbye, Senior."

After saying this, Shiratori Eri closed the door without waiting for Osamu Dazai to say anything.

She was sitting in the living room, relying on her good hearing, she was relieved when she heard Osamu Dazai stand at the door for a while and then turned to leave.

She stretched her waist slightly, relaxed herself, and then prepared to go to rest. She always felt that she was very sleepy today, so she should go to bed early.

Then when she opened her eyes again, she saw the exact same face as the Dazai-senpai she sent away not long ago, only with a bandage on her face.

He was sitting quietly on the edge of the bed watching her.

It's Osamu Dazai from the parallel world from last time!

She didn't expect to see him again in the past night, it was really unexpected for her.

Fortunately, I have changed into new pajamas today, Eri Shiratori suddenly lost her mind, but...

She took a look at the environment and found that she still woke up from the big black bed. She was a little uncertain. Did she come here every time in the future?

Well, if Osamu Dazai falls asleep in the future, she will always feel a little uncomfortable when she comes back.

Thinking of this, Eri Shiratori raised her head and wanted to ask Osamu Dazai, only to see that he was still staring at her silently.

For some reason, in front of Osamu Dazai, Shiratori Eri always felt that his gaze made her spine go numb.

She watched him smile at her for a while before speaking, "Eri-chan had a very early rest today."

"It's a bit early because I feel sleepy."

Shiratori Eri answered his question seriously, and thought for a while, "About eight o'clock?"

"That's it," Osamu Dazai laughed, his eyebrows stretched, and he whispered in a surprised tone, "I also want to see if Erika-chan will come, so I have been waiting here. No Thinking about waiting."

"Always?"

Stay in the bedroom all the time?

Shiratori Eri glanced around again, and found that there was one more black table than yesterday.Near the bed, it was full of papers, and there was a pen there.

"Did Dazai-san find me here when he was busy with work, so he left work and came here?"

I'm busy even when I'm in the bedroom, I feel so busy.

Osamu Dazai shook his head, "Eri-chan has been here for a while, but she didn't wake up, um. About two hours."

"When you first came out, it was dimly flickering, and then it slowly stabilized, and then I saw you wake up."

Hearing what he said, Shiratori Eri couldn't help but think about that scene for a while, then froze for a while, "It feels quite complicated."

It's a fight with the light, and it's a pickup.

Osamu Dazai laughed silently, causing Shiratori Eri to look at him, only to notice that his clothes were all black today, except for a red scarf around his neck, and his eyes still looked very tired.

"Dazai-san is busy with work?" Eri Shiratori tentatively asked him, "Did I delay your handling of things by coming? Your face doesn't look very good."

"No, Eri-chan didn't delay me, and I won't. In fact, I was also working while I was waiting for Eri-chan to wake up. I was almost done. As for the pale face, it might be because I was hungry."

He spoke in a calm tone, "Sometimes I forget to eat when I'm busy, and I'm used to it."

Shiratori Eri frowned at his words that didn't care about her body, "This is very harmful to your body, it's better to eat something."

"It's too late now, the chefs are off work, and I'm not very good at cooking, so just wait until tomorrow."

"..."

Hearing him say this, Eri Shiratori felt subtle and complicated, why did Osamu Dazai of this world feel a little bit unwell.

Seeing that she didn't disappear in a short while like last time, Shiratori Eri simply asked Osamu Dazai, "Dazai-san, do you have a kitchen and ingredients here? If you don't mind, let me make you something light to eat?"

Seeing Eri Shiratori open her mouth, Osamu Dazai, who had been watching her silently, froze for a moment, before speaking slowly, "I have both, would Eri-chan cook for me? I don't mind, I'd be happy."

He couldn't help laughing, "I really want to try Eri-chan's handicraft, I will definitely finish eating it."

"As long as you don't dislike it."

Shiratori Eri quickly got up from the bed and put on the lady's slippers prepared here.She was brought into the kitchen by Osamu Dazai, and when she opened the refrigerator, she found that it was full of high-grade ingredients, and the utensils in the kitchen were also first-class and high-end, but they were all in place, and there were no traces of others using them.

She looked sideways at Osamu Dazai who had been standing at the door waiting for her, "Because it's too late, so I only cook some simple dishes that don't hurt your body, is that okay? Dazai-san."

"You can do anything!"

Seeing Shiratori Eri who quickly packed herself up and took out the ingredients for cooking, Osamu Dazai showed her a light smile, and answered her in a calm, gentle and unquestionable voice.