The hard-working secretary in the novel

Chapter 53 Hello, I'm a Kidnapper

The customer service gentleman didn't humiliate him, but just wanted to say, if his IQ hadn't been questioned, why wouldn't he be able to hear Kishizao's subtext?

Faced with Yan Dun's question, Mr. Customer Service replied in a polite tone: We are a very professional system and will not humiliate people casually.Here are indeed suggestions based on big data analysis.Please don't get me wrong dear.

Although it can be seen that Mr. Customer Service has no affection for Yan Dun, he has never shown any emotions of contempt or malice.Therefore, Yan Dun didn't feel that Mr. Customer Service was really humiliating himself.After Mr. Customer Service explained this, Yan Dun also believed it. This is really a system suggestion.

Yan Dun pondered: Why did the system suggest that I check my IQ?Will my IQ test help with the task?

The customer service gentleman can’t disclose the key information of the task, so he said insinuatingly: What I saw here is that my relatives don’t seem to be very comprehensive in judging the current situation, so I wonder if it has something to do with IQ...

Yan Dun immediately felt humiliated: Aren't you saying that I'm too stupid to handle the task?

Mr. Customer Service: ... Then you are not really stupid.

Yan Dun couldn't figure out the reminder from the customer service gentleman for a while, but at this time, the phone flashed for a moment.Business people like him, especially those who are secretaries, are used to 24-hour oncall. As soon as the mobile phone rings, he immediately picks it up and looks at it reflexively.

A message is displayed on the phone:

[Want to know where Bai Lisu is? 】

Yan Dun is blessed to the heart: the plot task is triggered!

I, the protagonist, are going to show off my might as a hero to save the beauty?

The change in Yan Dun's face caught the attention of the people around him.Kishizao watched Yan Dun's face turned pale by the screen of the mobile phone, but his eyes were bright and shining with a moving look.

Kishizao asked, "Did something good happen?"

Yan Dun was about to say something, but a system prompt sounded in his mind: Please go single-handedly to rescue Bai Lisu, and do not disclose relevant information to other missions.

Yan Dun remembered that when the mission was released, he did say that he had to "single-handedly" save people.

Tsk, the protagonist is such a strange creature.

If you encounter difficulties, you don't ask the police uncle, or ask your relatives and friends to discuss it. You are reckless!

Such a novel is really easy to teach bad children.

However, Yan Dun thought about it again: children don't know how to read this kind of overbearing literature, right?

Mr. Customer Service doesn’t take it seriously: When you see that the hero over 30 years old in Ba Zong’s literature is an “uncle” or “old man”, you should know where the average age of readers and authors is...

Because Yan Dun was communicating with the customer service gentleman, he was stunned. It seemed to Kishizao that he hadn't heard what he said.So Kishizao repeated: "So happy? Did something good happen?"

Only then did Yan Dun come to his senses: "It's nothing, an old friend came to me, something urgent. Shall I chat with him?"

Kishizao made a "please" gesture.

Speaking of it, it's not good to leave Kishizao alone, but now that Bai Lisu is tied up, it's more important to keep the kidnappers steady.

Yan Dun lowered his head and replied: [Who are you? 】

The other party replied with an address and said: [Come here now, or she will die. 】

Yan Dun was startled: who is this?

The other party added: [You come alone, don't call the police, otherwise she will die. 】

Yan Dun thought to himself: You don't need to say, I will come alone, after all, I am the protagonist, it would be embarrassing to call the police.

However, Yan Dun was not happy with the domineering tone of the other party, so he replied cheaply: 【Why should I listen to you? 】

The other party replied: [Because you don't want her to be hurt. 】

Yan Dun found this tone more annoying, so he said: "I don't want her to be hurt, but I wouldn't take risks for her either.Is she my mother? 】

The other party responded a little slower this time, probably because he did not expect Yan Dun to say such a thing.

The kidnapper was really surprised when he saw Yan Dun's reply, he turned to Bai Lisu and said, "Yan Dun is your mother, he won't take risks for you."

Bai Lisu was eating watermelon, but when she heard what the kidnapper said, she was so frightened that the watermelon in her hand almost dropped: "What? He actually said that?"

What about being the protagonist Shou and the vicious female supporting role that we promised to help each other?

However, Bai Lisu came to her senses quickly and said, "It's impossible for him not to care about me, probably because he was afraid of your request, so he pretended not to care very much, just to test your bottom line!"

The kidnapper said, "I thought so too."

With that said, the kidnappers came up and grabbed Bai Lisu's head, posed for a photo of her being beaten up, and then sent it to Yan Dun.Yan Dun can see from the photos that Bai Lisu was stepped on the ground, and there was still a pool of blood on the ground (in fact, it was watermelon juice that had been color-painted).

Yan Dun was also taken aback, and genuinely worried about the vicious female supporting role, and hurriedly replied: 【What exactly do you want to do? 】

The kidnapper replied: [You come here. 】

Probably because he was afraid that Yan Dun would not dare to come, the kidnapper sent another sentence [I will not hurt you].

After the kidnapper finished posting, he asked Bai Lisu again: "I also promised not to hurt him, so he should come?"

But Bai Lisu said: "But your tone is too harsh, he may still be very scared."

The kidnapper said: "Is my tone too harsh?" In order not to let Yan Dun feel that he was too strict, the kidnapper sent a piggy Peggy emoji to show that he was friendly and harmless.

Yan Dun sent a sentence: [Do you have to come here now? 】

The kidnapper said: [Yes. 】

But Yan Dun said: "But it's very late now, can we go tomorrow?"Tomorrow I have a holiday and I don't have to go to work. 】

The kidnapper thought for a while, and replied: [Then tomorrow. 】

Yan Dun was also stunned. He just wanted to test it out, but he didn't expect the kidnappers to agree.So, is this kidnapper easy to talk to?

Yan Dun probed further: 【The road is too far...can I change the address? 】

The kidnapper asked again [Is it too far away?Do you want me to take a taxi to pick you up]

Yan Dun said【It's okay too】

The kidnapper said [Damn I still give you a taxi?Why don't I give you a ride on the plane?Eat shit, you, think I'm an idiot? 】

Yan Dun: ...It seems that there is no easy talk as imagined.

The kidnapper felt that Yan Dun didn't respect his majesty as an evil force, so he sent a picture of Bai Lisu's face covered in blood (actually it was watermelon juice turned into blood) as a threat: [Fucking, be honest with me !Do what you are asked to do, or I will tear up my ticket. 】

Yan Dun hurriedly replied: [Brother, if you have something to say, don't embarrass women. 】

The kidnapper replied: [Hmph, stop playing tricks, remember to come tomorrow! 】

[Come and come. ] Yan Dun turned on the aura of the protagonist, and he is also fearless.

After making an appointment with the kidnapper, Yan Dun put the phone back in his pocket.

Kishizao originally wanted to have a heart-to-heart conversation with Yan Dun here, but the heart-to-heart conversation was interrupted.Yan Dun chatted with the opposite party on the mobile phone for a long time, and it was obvious that he was no longer in the mood of talking heart-to-heart.Kishizao didn't say much, and smiled lightly: "Have you chatted with your friends?"

Yan Dun nodded: "It's over." After speaking, Yan Dun said again: "We have an appointment to meet tomorrow."

Kishizao said: "Then you have to go home now, I'll see you off."

Yan Dun thanked him, then left the villa with Anzao and drove home.

Along the way, the two of them didn't say anything, and the atmosphere was a bit weird in the silence.

Yan Dun and An Zao had their own concerns, so they were naturally silent.

The place where Bai Lisu was kidnapped was indeed far away from the city.According to Ba Zongwen's general setting, Marysu's kidnapping is usually tied to the warehouse, and I don't know where there are so many unmanaged warehouses dedicated to kidnapping by vicious cannon fodder.

Also because the place is too remote, Yan Dun is also easy to find, driving around in a car, and I don't know how to get there.He couldn't help admiring the bossy male protagonists who were able to rush to the scene to save the heroine in 10 minutes.

The customer service gentleman couldn't stand it anymore, so he set up an autopilot to let the car run to the plot point automatically, otherwise Yan Dun might not have arrived even after dark.

Yan Dun sighed again: Bai Lisu is right, the system is really useful!I haven't developed more functions yet!

When the car arrived at the warehouse, Yan Dun got out of the car and walked into the warehouse.Naturally, there was no goods in the warehouse, only the kidnappers and hostages.The hostage, Bai Lisu, was tied to a stool, while the kidnapper sat on the other side. Seeing Yan Dun coming, the kidnapper stood up.This kidnapper is very strong, standing up like a mountain, giving people a strong sense of oppression.Holding a stick in his hand, he tapped the ground vigorously, making a threatening noise: "Are you finally here?"

Yan Dun looked apologetic: "I'm sorry, it's hard to find here, so I came a little late."

The kidnapper said: "Then you should send me a message." He and Bai Lisu have been sitting there waiting for a long time, so stupid.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Yan Dun apologized repeatedly, then looked at Bai Lisu, and asked, "Sister Bai, are you okay?"

Bai Lisu made a white lotus expression, gritted her teeth obstinately, and shouted with tears in her eyes: "Don't come! Go away! Leave me alone! Run away————— -"

Yan Dun didn't know that it was customary for the kidnapped person to say "you go and leave me alone", so he took it seriously.Yan Dun was stunned for a moment, and ran out obediently.

Bai Lisu opened her throat and shouted "Run!", but when she saw that the other party really ran away, she was stunned.

The kidnapper reacted quickly: "You son of a bitch, don't run away!" Since the kidnapper is capable of this line of work, he is naturally physically fit, and he ran away in three steps at a time, and immediately smashed Yan Dun, who was weak and physically fit, like a little boy. Bring it back like a chicken.

After Yan Dun was carried back, her brows drooped, "What exactly do you want?"

The kidnapper smiled and said, "Aren't you awesome? Let me see what you're capable of!"

Yan Dun was stunned: "Who told you that I'm awesome? This is definitely a misunderstanding!"

As he said that, Yan Dun pointed to his face: "Do you think I look like an awesome person? Can I be taken away by you at once?"

The kidnapper touched his chin and said, "Your awesomeness is not reflected in this aspect."

"Then what aspect is it reflected in?" Yan Dun looked sincere, "To be honest, I'm actually curious too."

The kidnapper said: "I heard that you are Xiaomi of the three rich men. Isn't that awesome?"

Yan Dun's face froze: "What? This is definitely a misunderstanding!"

As he said that, Yan Dun pointed to his face again and said, "Do you think I'm such an awesome person?"

The kidnapper looked at Yan Dun, but he couldn't tell. He just said, "I'm not gay, how would I know? However, I think your small body is probably enough. But maybe you are just soft and hard."

Yan Dun was stunned: "I'm sorry, can you tell me who these three people are?"

"It's still pretending!" The kidnapper pointed to him with his fingers up, "Anzao, Anchi, and Hua Tortoise, right?"

"No." Yan Dun said, "I'm really just an ordinary secretary. You may not believe me, but I'm still a virgin."

The kidnapper was puzzled when he heard this, but looking at Yan Dun's expression, it didn't look like a fake.

Yan Dun pointed to the sky and swore to prove his innocence: "I swear, there is no need to say anything. I only wish that a ghost does not come now, otherwise I will sprinkle boy urine in front of the hall to drive away evil spirits, and you will believe me."

"That's not necessary!" The kidnapper waved his hand.

Yan Dun was overjoyed when he heard what the kidnapper said, "So you believe me?"

"I believe it, I believe it." The kidnapper said, "Since you are not the tyrant's favorite, then you are worthless, alas, then I will kill you now."

"Ah????" Yan Dun was dumbfounded.

"Wait!" Bai Lisu yelled, "He is really the tyrant's favorite!"

The kidnapper frowned: "Really?"

Bai Lisu nodded: "Yes, if you don't believe me, you can try to threaten the three overlords with him? If the threat is successful, you can get the ransom. If the threat is unsuccessful, it's not too late for you to kill him .”

The kidnapper thought for a while and said, "It seems to be right. Then I will call them one by one now?"

"That's too troublesome." Bai Lisu said, "Just start a group."

From Yan Dun's point of view, the kidnapper doesn't seem to have a very high IQ.He actually followed Bai Lisu's suggestion smoothly.It's just that the kidnapper doesn't have the kind of black-tech mobile phone that can directly recruit the boss forcibly, so he can only add the boss as friends one by one.

Therefore, the same friend verification appeared on the mobile phones of the three overlords almost at the same time:

"Hello, I'm a kidnapper, please pass me through."

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