Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

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№1: The host first appeals, I hope everyone can discuss rationally, after all, facts have become "facts"_(:з」∠)_

№2: The crown prince’s fan has really exploded, and I can still maintain my sanity because I am cute QAQ.

№3: If we really follow the "plot", Mengmeng and Baobao are definitely not brothers!Could it be that no one analyzed whether the baby is the grand master's child?After all, our Highness obviously belongs to the empire, why did he run over and recognize someone else as his father?Get angry when you mention this, okay?At first I thought he was just acting, but looking at it now, he is definitely bearing the burden of humiliation!

№4: I just came back from vomiting blood for three liters, and my mental state is not right now, I don’t know what to say...

№5: You guys... think about it first, after all, the baby's face must be that of a prince, right?According to my emperor's "confession" and the quick attack of my emperor and prince, it is enough to show that they knew about this matter a long time ago!I must have thought of a countermeasure long ago!

№6: Your Highness wandered there by himself...by himself...walking...admitting someone else as a father...this made me think a lot, and I thought a lot!

№7: Calm down, calm down, calm down!First of all, the above is right, this is already a foregone conclusion, the plot has become a reality, it seems that our Highness and the Elder Master are trying to use "fooling" means, and we will talk about it first.I don't know what plans I have after taking over the position, but I have to say that those mechas are really... brilliant.

№8: I have a very delicate sense of the old man, I don’t want to talk to him for the time being, and I don’t even want to look at him!I think my heart is broken, my twins blah blah blah!

№9: Upstairs!I have to seriously remind you that you can have twins, but Lian Mengmeng and Jing Baobao are obviously not born by you ←_←.

№10: I hate that QAQ still catches slips of the tongue at this time!

№11: Otherwise?There's a fart for crying to death!His Highness obviously doesn't want to break up with the Grand Master like this!And these pictures look familiar!It's the "fanart" that the old man "painted" back then!Nima is all true!I really want to see what happened to them in the first place!

№12: Wait a minute, upstairs you are definitely good at turning over old accounts, I almost forgot about it.I just processed those pictures and found that they are actually memory screenshots ==.In other words, His Highness seems to have become smaller due to unknown reasons...

№13: Damn, there is another saying called time travel, okay?Many people have just confirmed that there is no actual transaction with Dayong, that is to say, the current cats, dogs, and seeds are all obtained by special means. smuggling!

№14: I don't want to dig deeper at all! ! ! !Fuck, how about those two people in the picture?It's too beautiful to die for!When I think of them getting married and having children over there, and then the crown prince really thinned out into a paper man, and the old man's life is not so easy, I feel so distressed all over!Do you remember the picture of the intersecting fingers?Let me remind you! 【The Grand Master hugged the producer Prince from behind.jpg】【Skinny hands intertwined with the Grand Master's fingers.jpg】

№15: Upstairs, you... You f*ck, still tell you not to continue digging?When I saw these two pictures and thought about the facts, I burst into tears! ! ! !

№16: Oh my god, just now Lian Mengmeng posted a Weibo saying thank you for liking it... I feel that this child is sad QAQ!

№17: My Mengmeng is so innocent!Ahhhh, this kind of thing shouldn't involve children!

№18: Fu forehead, it seems that Mengmeng is indeed not His Highness's child, otherwise Doubi would have jumped out at this time, and the baby does not look like His Highness's child...

№19: Well, you are wrong upstairs, help post: [@帝国皇帝: Regarding the two children, I will explain here: If @帝国皇帝子-君古 and @恩大老师 ​​will be in the near future If you choose to get married, then according to the special law of the imperial family, @Everyone calls me Lianmengmeng, and will enjoy his legal treatment. I hope everyone can discuss objectively and don't make the children sad. 】

№20: My emperor is so handsome this time...

№21: I feel that he is still reliable at critical moments, and it is estimated that this is the only time in his life that he has experienced the sadness of being a father, and cleaned up the mess for our Highness.

№22: +1

№23: I don’t know that special law is Mao, I just searched and couldn’t find it...

№24: Never heard of that thing, and I studied law.I feel that this thing is something that my emperor said in a short period of time, and then the Senate passed it with a show of hands...

№25: Well, it's not like they haven't done this before, but I want to say - well done!

№26: The Grand Master and the Crown Prince seem to have no intention of explaining to the public at all, especially Your Highness, this does not match his style!I just finished looking through all the Weibo of the Grand Master, and found that the first one he liked was from the prince, and the first original Weibo he posted was from the prince.Leaving aside his concubines, Tong Fang, and his current wife, I really want to agree with them being together.But now he has a wife and a child, I can't get over this hurdle.

№27: Seeing what my emperor and prince mean, this is not a problem?Is it a special case and special treatment?Seriously, Grandpa is a bit of a scum==

№28: My emperor has repeatedly emphasized that we should act according to the situation there, and not treat them according to our requirements.But if you really want to say that ancient people are so smart, look at Elder Master, Lian Mengmeng, uh, maybe Jing Baobao and the others, they seem to be easily integrated into it, that is, they have become internet-addicted teenagers.As for the big master's mess, let's just look at how to deal with it in the future. Now I have a blessing mentality.

№29: +1 blessing, +1 follow-up on the sidelines.To add to the upstairs, I hope everyone can refrain from speaking in public places such as Weibo, so that the situation can calm down.

№30: Upstairs, I thought of a sentence - to quell a piece of news, it is best to come up with a bigger one!

№31: I'll put a bigger one, no thanks for calling me Lei Feng! [@123456: @@帝国皇帝子-Jun Gu, show them to me. 】

№32: Wait... This is indeed a big one! @123456 Isn't this the emperor next door?Damn, he really has been secretly watching the screen!And is this the rhythm of kidnapping baby Jing?

№33: Because those mermaids are crazy about Baby Jing, I felt a little bad at the time, but now... firmly support the Grand Master!He must not be allowed to abduct the child!

№34: Uh, I suddenly wonder why those long ears like Lian Mengmeng so much_(:з」∠)_Although he is indeed cute, flowers bloom.

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Regarding the matter of losing the horse, the Elder doesn't want to face it at all, after all... how stupid it is to fall!

It put him in a bad mood!Very very bad!When it was very bad, all the live broadcasts were stopped, and Erlangshen and Nezha were released at the same time!

What?Don't need your help to judge?Hehehe, the mecha has a stealth mode, let Mr. Jinjiang control them to fly around, and when he sees something lively, he can just let a god come to punish him, and he will be much happier.

Regarding his abusive behavior, Jun refused to express any thoughts.

But the old man just let him go?Think beautiful!Just looking at the reaction speed of Doubi and Prince, he felt that something was wrong!Look, Doubi's quick reaction, if you say that Jungu didn't discuss with him and the prince in advance, can he believe it if he made a record?

He pestered him relentlessly for a long time, but he got nothing except being trapped in Jun Gu's arms.

"Ahhhhh, I'm so annoying! I said you've been playing for a few days? Why do you keep playing? Are you annoyed?" As he spoke, he scrambled the pieces on the chessboard into a ball, and looked at the chessboard angrily. he.

Jun Gu was not annoyed, after all, he had just entered the closing state, and he knew whether the left hand won or the right hand won after calculating in his mind.

After throwing down the chess piece, he stretched out his hand and pinched Jia She's face as punishment, and then said, "Do you think it's fun to abuse vegetables?"

Change the subject?Doubt flashed across Jia She's eyes, but he also nodded.

"I plan to set up a Skynet system to monitor the entire Dayong, but it will take a little time, because it is a bit troublesome to recognize so many dialects. But the good thing is that as long as the Heavenly King is set up, according to the level we set in advance, if there is any serious situation, you You can send mechas of different levels to carry out tasks, or go to the Yamen to report the crime.”

What?report?Mecha?Jia She looked at him like he was looking at a lunatic, why did he go to the Yamen for something that could be solved directly?The people in the yamen are probably scared to death, right?

"First of all, the number of mechs is limited. You have created too many gods and no one will believe it, right? Second, if everything has to be solved by gods, this country will soon lose its function. The so-called water can carry a boat. If you can capsize the boat, you must understand." Jun Gu continued to trace his face gently with his fingers as he spoke, like a child playing with a favorite toy, his eyes focused and hot.

The old man enjoyed his eyes quite a lot, he raised his head and gave him a sip, and then asked: "Now you're not afraid now?"

"Of course. This will put pressure on the officials at several levels, and my idea is to attack these officials first. But if the attack is too harsh, the father may not be able to stand the stimulation, and I don't recommend this Skynet. For prolonged use, it's best to increase the level slowly before letting it go away."

Jia Amnesty asked in confusion, "Why? Isn't it very useful?"

"Do you think that everyone from ordinary people to civil and military officials likes to be monitored? Do you want someone to watch your live broadcast all day long? You won't be let off even if you take a bath and change your clothes?" Jun Gu tempted.

The old man shook his head, well, he understands.Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to others.But he still doesn't understand something, such as: "Then why did you start from the grassroots in the first place?"

Don't the people know about this?

"So their appearances can't appear randomly like frowning flies like you are arranging now. Those events must be worthy of their appearance. For example, these accompanying officials, there should be many flukes among them, and then When I go back, I will definitely do good deeds and do good deeds."

So in the end, I was still waiting for him here, "Okay, I know I was wrong, I will get them back right away. But your other father wants you to take us to see him, shall we go?"

Jun Gu touched his soft long hair and rubbed it twice, before Jia She could slap his hand away, he lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead, saying: "I originally wanted to take you to meet him on this family trip, But since the two boys have arranged their own plans, I have no objection. But I believe he has seen them."

Jia She narrowed his eyes, which means that your father really has a hobby of voyeurism?

"Let me reply to him first, otherwise you will be ready to be a doormat when you get there." Jun Gu quickly asked Guangnao to help him post a Weibo.

But the old man is not interested in how he replies to his father at the moment, what he is interested in is another thing - what did you just say?Is your father so narrow-minded?The most difficult relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law since ancient times, I thought I had already overcome it with two cats, but now you tell me that the other one is the most difficult one?

Seeing his staring eyes, Jun Gu said, "I can tell you some of his preferences, but what I want to tell you clearly is that he doesn't like cats at all."

"...You don't like it either."

And, my lord, I suddenly discovered a very scary thing - it seems that my character and Doubi's character are a bit similar.

Of course, the master is also very wise, and he has no intention of telling the truth.And regarding what Jun Gu said next, he not only memorized it carefully, but also made a backup copy with Mr. Jinjiang, just in case he forgot something or misremembered something.

Then he opened the Weibo that had popped up a special attention reminder: [@帝国皇帝子-君古: I will take @恩大老师 ​​and my two children to see you, and, miss you. 】

Jia She immediately looked at Jun Gu with a "fucking" face. I saw it with my own eyes when you posted on Weibo just now, right?Does your paralyzed face seem to miss him?

Jun Gu said, "Do you know why I keep touching your face?"

"Of course it's because I'm good-looking, my lord! There's no one in the world who looks better than me!" His eyebrows were also raised high, showing what it means to be beaming with strength.

"No." Jun Gu said with a smile.

Jia Amnesty immediately said with a straight face: "Stop what you want to say next, don't spoil my rare good mood!"

Jun Gu stroked the blue color that was an eyesore. He felt that it was an eyesore. Looking at Jia She's angry look, it was rare for him to put down his body and coax him: "I just think You should go to sleep well, when you wake up, this matter will be almost settled, go to sleep now?"

Frankly speaking, if it was a different time point, and he didn't kill the stupid thing of Ma, Jia Amnesty would definitely obey without saying a word if he coaxed him like this!But now, he shook his head and sighed, "I think I need to explain it carefully."

Jun Gu held his face in both hands, looked into his eyes, and sighed, "Who do you want to explain to?"

"Public, although there are many things that cannot be explained clearly to them because of the system, I think they should be able to take a look at these things, right?" Jia She said and asked Jin Jiangjun to project the half-finished video he had done before. These are all read from his memory.

Some things, always have to face.He doesn't want to please the people, but he can understand the feelings of the people——

They care about the emperor and hope that he can have a better one.And he may not be the best one, but he loves the king, he has been liked by the people before, he can understand the feeling of being supported and loved, he hopes that the king can continue to have these, not because of him And lost the hearts of the people.

Jun Gu looked at him for a long time before sighing, "So, what did you do?"

"Well, this is it."

After reading it, Jun Gu was silent for a while, then rubbed his hair and said: "Although I don't think it is necessary to tell them our privacy, but if you insist, I will forward it. Now, you give me the Get some sleep and talk!"

"Yeah! But I'm not done yet..."

"Wait until you wake up!"

Well, Jia Amnesty gave up resisting, and he was indeed a little tired.

Because he hadn't arrived at the post station yet, Jungu directly donated his thigh as a knee pillow for him. Not long after Jia She closed his eyes and fell asleep, he used his optical brain to manipulate Mr. Jinjiang, and asked Mr. Jinjiang to take his knee. Consciousness is pulled into deep sleep.

Sleeping for an hour or two in this way is enough for him to replenish his energy.

Then he touched the screen again, and said to the outside of the car: "Qiu Bai."

Eunuch Qiu immediately pushed open the door of the compartment of the carriage and came in, but he just opened the door and saw the blinding side.

Tsk, he dared to bet his own life. If Duke Rong wasn't a god in the sky, he would have kicked his head as a ball for him!Look at this intimacy, knowing that there will be gods coming to report to His Highness from time to time, but dare to act so recklessly, this is not only self-confidence, but also a background!

So according to his father-in-law's guess, Rong Guogong must also be a god.

In fact, it's not just him, these casual little eunuchs have long been secretly speculating.

"Your Highness."

"You tell your next father that Rong Guogong is not feeling well, and you won't get out of the car to pay him a visit when you arrive at Xinggonggu."

The so-called peace in the morning and evening, the three princes also have to brush their faces in front of the saint twice a day when they are away from home.

Qiu Bai: "..."

Although I don't believe it at all in my heart, since the master has confessed, I can only follow it!Eunuch Qiu just came to see Eunuch Dai.

It's just that Eunuch Dai's treatment is obviously different from his. He was not dispatched outside and sat alone with a few young eunuchs in the outer compartment waiting for his master to call.A sage cannot do without his mentor.

Thinking of this, Eunuch Qiu also cried bitter tears for himself.

Eunuch Dai came out of the inner compartment and said coldly, "Why are you here, kid?"

Qiu Bai was heartbroken by his strong dislike, and said, "Master, you don't want to see your apprentice at all? I miss you."

"Ah bah, you are a heartless little bastard, can you miss me? Tell me, why did His Highness ask you to come here?" Regarding Qiu Bai's words, Dai Quan didn't believe it.He is quite confident in his ability to see people. Besides himself, who else does this bastard have feelings for?

Eunuch Dai firmly believes in this, because he is also such a person.

"Your Highness said that Duke Rong is not feeling well, and he won't come to greet the saint when he arrives in the palace. Let me come and say something." Qiu Bai said while looking at Dai Quan's face, but he sighed in his heart——

Since he survived the catastrophe, his master looked younger and younger, and he still has lines around his eyes, but look at this one, there is no wrinkle on his face, which makes him envious.

Of course, this is just a thought, Eunuch Qiu doesn't want to be burned to death like him.

Jia Amnesty is unwell?Dai Quan suddenly had a subtle expression on his face.Because of well-known reasons, the sage is actually quite concerned about the relationship between the two of them, but he will not listen to his son's wall, and even if he had the opportunity, he would let the dark guard back.

But Dai Quan felt that the words and deeds between these two people should be called intimacy. The intimacy was indeed dazzling, but Eunuch Dai felt that something was missing.

Hearing what Qiu Bai said now, he was relieved a lot, so he nodded to Qiu Bai, indicating that he had heard it.

But Qiu Bai didn't look back at him, but smiled at him and said, "Master, do you think I'm going to sleep in another place today?"

Hearing his hint, Dai Quan suddenly remembered something and said to him, "Let me ask you, did you hear His Highness calling you this afternoon?"

Qiu Bai smiled and said: "I must have never heard that. Since I came to His Highness's side, I have never heard a word that should not be heard."

Only then did Dai Quan let him leave, and he became more and more convinced that their prince might have recovered his divine power long ago, and the few drops of blood given to him were the best proof.

When he went back and told the sage about it, the sage smiled and said: "This really let me know the other side of Zheng'er. I thought...forget it, let's go ahead and let the imperial dining room do something light at night." of."

Dai Quan agreed.

Since his father lost his horse, Lian Mengmeng's Weibo has been round after round, and he has received countless private messages, which made Jia Lian proud of Situ Jing: "Look at it, even if there is no bloodline bonus, this The young master is also charming."

Xiaojing usually couldn't help but want to step on him when he saw him cocking his tail in front of him, but these days he has been worried about Jia Lian, but he was happy to see him like this, and smiled: "Of course, you Didn’t you see that you almost couldn’t come back when you were in Gao Leng? In the past two days, the elves over there have shouted for you to change your course and go to their side, but it scared everyone.”

"This is called charm! But you must not understand." Jia Lian snorted as he spoke.But then he lowered his voice and said to him: "Father said that after they return to Beijing, they can let us drive Nezha and Yang Jian to go out at night, but they can only drive automatically..."

Seeing how he pouted when he mentioned automatic driving, Situ Jing had no choice but to comfort him and said, "Isn't it because he is afraid of heights and also afraid of accidents for us? This is the first time for us to operate the machine in person, so it is worth being happy of."

"It's just because there are restrictions for the first time!" Jia Lian snorted, then rolled, and felt a little sleepy after two or three laps.

Recently, Jia She and Jun Gu have made other settings for his and Situ Jing's brains respectively. In order to prevent the two little guys from being "injured", the best way is of course to reduce their time on the star network, so there is no deep layer at night. As for sleep, Jia Lian always felt that he was a little sleep deprived.

Seeing this, Xiao Jing quickly stuffed him with the quilt, and the next moment, Lian Mengmeng, the octopus, reappeared, hugged the quilt with both hands and feet, put her face on the quilt, and immediately fell asleep.

Xiao Jing was preparing just now, and saw that he fell asleep in seconds as expected, and immediately processed the picture just taken a little bit before posting it on Xingwang.

[It's called Situ Jing in the play: It seems that everyone cares about Mengmeng, he is happy, so...he fell asleep! [Look at my ecstasy sleeping posture.avi]]

[Ahhh, the two babies finally responded!But what the hell is avi?Xiao Jing, you have learned badly too! 】

[Wait, Mengmeng, is your heart too big?Are you showing off to Xiao Jing like this?Don't you know that he is very popular next door?And we all love you love you love you! 】

[Seeing that Lian Mengmeng can still be such a "big master", I feel relieved! 】【←_← What kind of ghost description do you call that?But I like it! 】

Although Situ Jing had already been blocked from replying and couldn't see everyone's replies, there were still private messages.I don't know when they guessed that he and Lian Mengmeng didn't seem to see a reply, so they shifted their position to private messages.

However, he always felt that his wise and mighty father must have known about this loophole, but he just didn't catch it.

If everyone's private messages this time become real paper letters, they will probably flood a canal!All four countries are represented.Seeing these private messages, Situ Jing felt much more relieved, and seeing Jia Lian riding a quilt there, and sleeping so sweetly under a quilt, he also felt a little sleepy.

But... where's his quilt?

He kicked it neatly, and he was satisfied to see Lian Mengmeng rolled inside, leaving enough emptiness for him to lie flat, Xiaojing then lay down in satisfaction, and by the way, he did not forget to put the Lian Mengmeng's kick was also posted on Weibo.

Well, although he rarely posts these things, it doesn't mean he doesn't understand.

However, he distributed the benefits so smoothly that when Jia Lian got used to swiping Weibo after waking up, he became a little angry!Xiaojing, how could you ruin my image like this?Did you make them give me some new nickname?Octopus!What is this!

As a good boy with a regular schedule, Situ Jing woke up a little earlier than him. Seeing him looking at him angrily like a steamed bun, he innocently pointed out: "You took up two quilts by yourself, and you also Leave me nowhere to sleep."

But you still have another choice, which is to wake me up!

Just when Jia Lian was about to fight him, a little eunuch knocked on the door outside to remind them that their lunch break was over.Thinking of what his uncle would teach him if he was late, Jia Lian quickly got up from the bed and put on his shoes and socks.

Hey, his father and stepfather didn't take him with them when they went to sacrifice to heaven!Although his uncle is a real uncle, it is also true that he loves and pets him, but he will also beat him! QAQ.

Situ Jing waited for himself to put on his clothes neatly and tidied his hair a little before he saw Jia Lian hurriedly putting on his gown. He glanced at the belt that was pressed under the quilt and couldn't help shaking his head, took it over and walked to him Jia Lian stretched out his hand.

Although he is the son and grandson of the dragon, he has only been surrounded by Jun Gu and Li Erbing since he was a child, and he has learned to take care of himself early. In this regard, he is much better than Lian Mengmeng. .

Jia Lian heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the belt that he hadn't seen after looking for it just now, and then he put his hands together and asked Xiao Jing to help him put on the belt, muttering: "At this time, I would rather compare it by myself." You are young..."

There are benefits!