Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

Ever since Erlang God appeared, the saint's complexion was not very good.

In this regard, the elder actually understands very well.After all, if the common people all worship the gods, how can the majesty of the emperor in the world exist?

The saint is really worried about this.

The two generations of Situ Jing and Situ Jing are not worried, but after two generations, what will Dayong look like?Is it the eternity that his father and emperor hoped for?Or will it become a look that he never dared to imagine, and the common people's awe of the emperor will be far less than that of the gods in the future?

He also had no one else to vent his worries on, so he naturally found Dai Quan's special tree hole.

Eunuch Dai said very freely: "What is there to care about? After you think about it, after the conferment of gods, the gods in the sky will still go back to be gods. Who cares about the mortal world?"

The father-in-law said again: "I have only heard of the emperor who only asked the immortals, but I have never seen an immortal who treats the world as a treasure."

These words are not rough, and the saint suddenly woke up.

However, he still said unhappily: "Damn Lin Zhao, I thought he was a good and loyal person, but after Feng Chan, he was the first target. It shows how bad he has become, and the people don't feel it. How far! I want to punish his nine clans to thank the people for their anger!"

Eunuch Dai didn't care about this, he just didn't want the sage to be angry, so he coaxed him nicely and said, "Don't get angry, these people can do anything when they don't think about it, but when they have You can bear it more if you think about it, just wait and see, even the place where you wanted to make trouble will be settled down. You have been having a headache, the king of Xining County, and the slaves probably can't bear it."

As soon as Dai Quan said this, the saint became happy, and said to Dai Quan: "You are right. I really think that bastard Wu Zhao can't handle it anymore. With such an incident, who would dare to listen to him?" Yes, rebellion with him? Hey!"

Speaking of this, he thought of Concubine Wu Gui again, and couldn't help frowning.

He really loves Concubine Wu Gui.There is really no hypocrisy in this bit of love, but from the heart.After all, who could not love such a stunner as a man?It's just that she, the never-stopping father, keeps him on guard all the time.

He said: "When I go back this time, I don't know if I can give her a baby. It can be regarded as giving her something to rely on in the future."

His low sigh made Dai Quan's complexion suddenly ugly, and he said to the saint: "You really think so?"

"Otherwise?" The saint sighed: "She has never said anything good to Wu Zhao in these years, never asked for an official position, never asked me for anything, her heart is as dead as water. She doesn't even have a child." , I will go to Xiuxian to ask, how do you think she will deal with it? In the palace of old age? I have had a loving relationship with her anyway, why is this?"

It was fine at first, but now he really doesn't want to.

Well done!The old problem is committed again!Eunuch Dai gave a cold sigh in his heart, child?I'll give you a green hat when I go back, I'll see which woman you dare to have a baby with!

He knew the sage, that is, Situ Yu, very well. This person cared about his face to a certain extent. If he knew that someone in the harem had put a green hat on him, he would be able to do other things, let alone punish the culprit.

At that time, the women in the harem still want to have children?Oh, let's talk about it if we can save our lives.

After thinking about it in his heart, Eunuch Dai said to the saint: "You are just too affectionate. She doesn't know how grateful she is to you."

The saint didn't take it seriously, thank you?Just Wu Guifei?That was a real rouge tiger.This old thing is good for everything, but it makes him feel a little pity that he doesn't understand love between men and women, otherwise, it would be great to have someone to help him think about everything and give him ideas together.

It didn't take long for the king to come to pay his respects.

Lao Liu and Lao Qi have been quails for a long time, and they also have high-energy early-warning radars. At this time, they hide far away and dare not come over at all.Jun Gu also calculated the time, and felt that the saint should be calm at this time, so he came over to give him a favor.

When the sage saw him, he said without waiting for him to greet him, "Come, come, let us talk, father and son."

He didn't talk about me anymore.

Jun Gu walked to his side as he said, and said, "Father, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"Then Lin Zhao used to be the minister of the humerus that I valued for you. I wanted to let him go outside for a few years to accumulate meritorious deeds, and he would be promoted to the cabinet in the future. You understand. But now it's all right, and I will be directly accepted by the government." I slapped him, but I didn't have any strength to fight back."

The more those people cheered, the more dull his face became.

If it weren't for his decision-making mistakes, how could there be such a fishy governor?How many people will this harm?How many officials were brought down?Those officials condemned by God were all bad before Lin Zhao came to Hebei?He could hardly think about it.

For the fear and uneasiness in his heart, Jun Gu still has some understanding.He took out two flat wine jugs from his body, took one of them and said to the saint, "Would you like to take a sip?"

The sage knew that there were a lot of "mysteries" in his son, so he didn't ask carefully, he just picked it up and uncorked the bottle just like Jun Gu, and then took a sip just like him.

The moment the wine enters the throat, it is warm and moist, and it flows down the throat thinly. After it enters the stomach, a little bit of anger will be built up, but it will not make him feel unhappy.

This made him very surprised, and said to the prince: "I really didn't expect this wine to be so comfortable."

Jun Gu smiled slightly, "Of course I won't let you drink any strong alcohol. You haven't drunk it before, and it's too hurtful to drink that all of a sudden."

It had been a long, long time since the saint had been so cared for by him. Hearing what he said, he rubbed the flagon in his hand and made up his mind to put it away later.But he didn't expect Jun Gu to give him a surprise in the next moment and said: "This flagon has a lot of wine in it. My son doesn't know how much there is, but it should be fine for you to drink for hundreds of years." no problem."

What?Such a baby?The saint's eyes widened at once, looking at this seemingly ordinary jug, he thought to himself, this is actually a treasure?Wouldn't it be the same as Avalokitesvara's Yangliu Yujing bottle that can hold so much wine?

Seeing his surprised look, Jun Gu smiled and said: "It's just wine, nothing else. My son wants to honor you when he gets it. I don't know if it's really what they said. "

The amount of information in these words was so great that the sage stopped for a second before saying, "So that's how it is."

"Son, I know that you may be upset because of the affairs of Master Qingyuan Miaodao, but the Taoist Lord interferes in the affairs of the world because of his son. It's not that you are not a wise king, father. If so, why did your son choose to be in your position When will you be reincarnated?"

Hearing what he said, the sage was also thoughtful, thinking, yes!Why is it not the time of the father?Why not at the time of the front court?Just when he was in office?And God never reprimanded him, even after he imprisoned the prince, he didn't settle the score with him.

"According to what they said, when a son goes down to earth, there will be calamities and calamities, just like the grandson monkey must accompany Tang Monk to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one calamities in order to complete his merits and virtues." Jun Gu said while giving Jia pardon The old boy gave a thumbs up.

He knew that his brain was easy to use, but he really didn't know that he was so good at fooling around!Judging by his father's appearance, he seems to believe it all!

The sage said in a low voice, "Is that so?" There was an obvious expression of disbelief on his face, as if he had been relieved.He also felt that he had lost his mind at the time, and hated his beloved son so much. When he saw him, he felt dazzling, and even felt distressed!

It was a tingling feeling that if he was not imprisoned, his heart would always be uncomfortable.

"That's it." Jun Gu smiled at him, and then shook the flagon in his hand, "Although this wine doesn't hurt people, and it doesn't have much stamina, it can still make people drunk for a while, son today How about staying with you without getting drunk?"

"Good!" The sage laughed, and the son seemed to be relieved of him at last. What else is he dissatisfied with?It doesn't matter if you get drunk for a while, if he gets drunk, he won't have to think about it anymore, and he will write it off in the future!

This drink lasted for an hour, if not for Dai Quan's winks, the prince would still not give up.

But before leaving, Jun Gu said to the "eunuch": "Eunuch Dai, do you want to leave the palace like Li Erbing?"

Dai Quan tensed his back immediately, straightened his waist and looked at him, and said, "Why did Your Highness say that?"

"Gu is just giving the father-in-law a choice. Of course, not everyone has the chance to choose twice."

Choose twice?Dai Quan looked at him in surprise. Could it be that the first time was when he drank those few drops of blood?

Looking at the drowsy sage, Jun Gu didn't intend to lower his voice, he just said: "You can seize this opportunity yourself. If you want to leave the palace, just tell your father."

"No!" Dai Quan looked at him coldly and said.

Apart from Jia She, Dai Quan was the only one Jun Gu had met who could treat him as before after he became the "reincarnated emperor", neither overly respecting nor a little bit in awe.

Oh, in fact, there are still, but now, he is fearless.

"Your Majesty can now tell His Majesty that I will never leave His Majesty in this life. At first, I was thinking about asking for Your Majesty's grace, so that I can follow His Majesty after a hundred years. But now I am afraid that this idea will come to nothing. No matter what, this slave and servant can't catch up with the saint. But it's because of this that I can't leave."

Originally, they could stay together after death, life after life.Now there is only this life, no, only the rest of his life for decades, how can he miss it?

Jun Gu looked at the golden full loyalty points on his head, and then at his cold and firm eyes, he couldn't help sighing: "When I was a child, I thought you were the eunuch who didn't look like an eunuch at all. Now I also feel that , you are a man who can surpass most men."

Whether it is loyalty or ability, Dai Quan is impeccable.

After saying this, he turned around and got out of the car. Seriously, even if his body was made of dragon energy, he would still have a normal physiological reaction after drinking for an hour, such as going to his car to get out of the car. Christine or something.

Cough, it can't be solved in the saint's car, right?

Of course, how could the prince, who possessed the two magic weapons of the system and the optical brain, not realize that the saint was still asleep?

When the prince got out of the car, the saint opened his eyes and looked at Dai Quan and said, "He really knows." He rubbed his head as he spoke, and then Dai Quan took over.

Although it is said that this wine is too much to drink, it is intoxicating after all. He felt a little dizzy in his head and didn't want to open his eyes to look at things.

Dai Quan helped him press the acupoints gently with the familiar force, without saying a word, as if what the saint had just heard was not his most unknown secret.

Seeing that he didn't say a word to explain, the sage couldn't help but think of what he saw the night before Feng Chan, and he was deeply moved——

He turned out to be a real man!His son actually wanted him out of the house!Isn't this poaching his corner?The little bastard thought he could touch his people unscrupulously while he was asleep?I'll clean you up tomorrow!

but……

Dai Quan is an old man, he really needs to think about him.After all, if a slave like him really died, who would he ask to serve him?He was so terrified last time, he didn't want to do it a second time.

Forget it, let's ask Jia She that bastard tomorrow.He and the prince must have hidden a lot from him!

What?What does it matter to me?I am not a real Taoist priest, how can I tell you if this eunuch can cultivate immortality with you after having a penis?More importantly, shouldn't you find a woman to accompany you in double cultivation?Isn't this the choice of a normal emperor?You are absolutely forced to choose the wrong sexual orientation, or you have been in the closet for many years, right?

Yes, the old man made complaints like this.After all, there are several high-level people behind him. If he was not chosen as a saint, he was chosen as a fake and shoddy national teacher. How can the elder be happy?

But he didn't have the guts to show the saint any face, and Dai Quan behind him looked into his eyes as if he wanted to eat him, which made the old man sigh helplessly, Nima, I'm about to be killed by you Those eyes scared me to death, okay?

Eunuch Dai who can kill with his eyesight, you really don't want to ask Monkey Sun as a teacher?

"How should I say this? I dare to guess. You just want Eunuch Dai to be with you all the time, right? Let me secretly reveal to you that your life is still early, but Eunuch Dai is not. But last time he After going through a catastrophe of life and death, the catastrophe has passed, and then it is supposed to be smooth all the way. If I practice with you, I think it is not impossible. But what effect will be achieved by cultivation... Not everyone who cultivates immortals can achieve it Immortals have attained the Tao, otherwise the gods in the sky would not be able to pretend long ago?"

Jia Amnesty's remarks were both fresh and interesting, and he also had a face of "never fooling around", which made the saint ask eagerly and worriedly, "Then the same is true for me?"

Jia Amnesty immediately moved to his side—yes, he is so bold now!

"You don't even think about it, you have hundreds of years more longevity, which emperor has this blessing?"

When he asked this question, the sage really shook his head, Qin Huang Han Wu did not have it.

"You can still enjoy hundreds of years of glory and wealth in the mortal world, and after you die, you will be reborn as a peerless fetus. Compared with these, you really feel that you have worked hard to become a fairy, and then you have to be split by the sky several times before you can reach the sky. How about being a little fairy?"

The saint's face froze, he actually forgot this!

As I said before, the Three Purities and the Four Imperials are the biggest bosses of Taoism, of course there are bigger ones, isn't it in line with the Tao?According to this calculation, these are the biggest ones in the sky.But it can also be seen from this point that not everyone is equal in heaven, and there are classes.

"To put it bluntly, if it's really good to go up, why should I advise you to do this?" Jia Amnesty fooled with a pure and innocent face.

The saint sighed and nodded slowly.

"Success, if you want Eunuch Dai to accompany you for hundreds of years, heck, you can double cultivate with him. In fact, you can double cultivate with anyone you choose, and then you understand. But it seems that your chance has not come yet, wait Wait." I will remember to allow an ooxx function in your game mode.

saint:……

Fuck, what?Double cultivation?Him and Dai Quan?Did you see that I was a rabbit with one eye?

But before the sage asked again, Jia Amnesty had already seen Dai Quan behind him smiling slightly at him, which made the Grand Master of the National Teacher tremble.This dead eunuch... Ah no, why is Dai Quan still so sneaky?

He was a little scared of Dai Quan before, and he still can't change it now, but he didn't plan to change it, and just threw the last shot irresponsibly——

"Hey, Eunuch Dai drank the blood of the prince. Normal people can't survive it, and they can't live, let alone become a normal person with no defects again. This is equivalent to a rebirth, and not everyone can do it. In other words, you will also benefit from double cultivation with him, you two complement each other."

In fact, it is no wonder that Jia She would recommend the two of them to produce and sell the most beautiful sunset red.

One thing is quite scary!

If the sage can still live for 350 years, he still has 250 years in his prime. In theory, he can continue to have children for these 250 years.If he gets lucky with four women in a month, and unfortunately none of the four women can successfully contraceptive, so...

After the evolution of his genes, he is far more aggressive than these ordinary people. As a result, it is not a problem for a saint to shoot a hundred shots. The reason why he has no children now is because of Eunuch Dai's meritorious service!

After a year, this saint will produce at least a dozen or twenty princes.

Right now the youngest emperor's heir is still in Concubine De's stomach, that is to say, he is already more than 30 years younger than Jun Gu, and more than 200 years later...

Thinking carefully, isn’t it?

So of course he and Jungu couldn't let the saint...

Between making the saint's fertility disappear and "give him a bound milk and let him have sex", the two chose the latter by coincidence.After all, even if the former is safe in theory, the Elder still thinks it is too "painful" and too subtle. How can he have the face to see the saint again after doing this?

The prince is different, because he comes from the future and values ​​human rights.Quietly obliterating the fertility of a man who has been called the father for 30 years, what can he do?

So the saint escaped unharmed by luck.

So the sage lost his choice in this way.

After he fled back to Jungu's carriage, he immediately complained: "Damn it, do you know how terrifying Dai Quan's eyes are? I think if you tell the sage not to do it, he will turn black in minutes."

"My father is still fine." Jun Gu said calmly.

He was doing a life-and-death problem, and he had obviously solved the game.

"...Are you sure that the thing you got is useful? Really, once you use it, there's nothing else you can do except for the other party's smell?"

"Otherwise, why do you think my real father didn't have a second marriage?" Jun Gu continued indifferently.

Jia She: ...

I seem to have... heard something I shouldn't know... Can you stop magnifying your moves in a serious way next time!

The author has something to say: ————————

About that night!

Well, someone ordered it too.

The saint felt the difference immediately after Dai Quan entered the bed. This kind of heat made him so envious!Do you know what it means for a man to have great firepower?Of course the kidneys are good!Some features are even better!

So what six pack abs?Tsk, he doesn't envy this, the saint is a typical Dayong aesthetic, surrounded by frail scholars!

After entering the bed, Dai Quan took the initiative to move to the saint's side because he was responsible for warming the bed, and asked the saint, "Slave, can you sleep like this?"

The sage said without hesitation: "It's okay, I'm used to it."

I am used to people coming and going next to my pillow, so it is even less stressful if I change Dai Quan.

Dai Quan didn't respond.

In the middle of the night, the sage moved closer to the heat source without knowing it, and then wrapped his hands and feet, even though he was sleepy at this time, he still felt comfortable.But suddenly something made him a little suspicious——

what is that?

By the time he figured out what it was, Eunuch Dai had already knelt down from the bed, still wearing only unlined clothing.

"That is to say, it is only after drinking the blood?" the saint asked under the quilt.

"Yes!"

"...If I hadn't brought him up with my own hands, I wouldn't dare to recognize this son." The saint sighed.

What is it if a mortal can regenerate "limbs" by drinking a few drops of blood?Seeing Dai Quan's miserable state before, he thought it was because Dai Quan drank Jun Gu's blood that God punished him, never expected...

But after figuring out what was going on, the saint saw him kneeling on the ground in such thin clothes and said angrily, "Why are you still kneeling?"

"Your Majesty, do you want the servants to get up?"

"Come up here quickly, isn't it stupid enough for you to look at me like this?" Even if there were only the two of them, the saint couldn't bear his image at this time!How stupid! "Oh, remember to take off your pants."

Dai Quan: "...Yes!"

However, Eunuch Dai struggled for a while when he took off his trousers. His uncharacteristically shyness did not make Sheng Xin feel any joy. He seemed to be in a hurry, and urged, "Hurry up! When did you get so grumpy?"

Eunuch Dai took a deep breath, took off his pants and got on the bed.

After he quickly got into the bed, the saint stretched out a finger tentatively to his side. Dai Quan's body tensed instantly when he touched him, but the saint smiled and said, "Hey, after being frozen for so long, it's still the same." It's hot, which is good."

Dai Quan: "..."

The saint said again: "Fortunately, I remembered to remind you to take off your pants just now, but you are so careless that you want to sleep on my bed with soiled pants on?"

"--His Majesty!"

"Ok?"

"Hurry up and go to sleep, otherwise, in two hours you will get up wearing stars and moonlight and freezing in the snow." Dai Quan said coldly.

The saint suddenly realized, yes, tomorrow is a big event!Especially those three words in the snow were a great threat to him, so he couldn't hold back and leaned against Dai Quan again, directly pushing Eunuch Dai against the wall, almost turning him into a mural.

The saint was very satisfied, this bed warmer was just right!