Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

On the first day of the sage's trip, he and Dai Quan murmured for a long time, mainly because the sage was a little excited when he thought that he had finally taken the first step.

In fact, there are not many emperors in history.

After all, how many of the emperors are willing to abdicate early and leave the power behind?Like Tang Taizu who was forced to abdicate, useless.Like his father, because of his health, he wanted to promote him in advance, support his sick body, and cut off all obstacles for him!

And one of the reasons why he abdicated early in his prime of life was that he couldn't bear it.

He couldn't bear that one day he and the crown prince would hurt each other again, just for the throne.

But now it seems... his idea coincides with the number of days!What did that kid Jia She say?Do you have Mr. Daoming?whispering sound!This kid probably doesn't know how many layers have been modified.

In the past few days, he completely lost the unwillingness to abdicate, and even discussed with Dai Quan when the "opportunity" was.

On the second day of the saint's trip, he was bored in every possible way, and his excitement was over. He and Dai Quan didn't have much to talk about, and the books he brought with him didn't seem interesting.Oh, they are all Taoist scriptures.

So the saint felt that this was not a problem, so he directly arrested his son to play chess with him.Besides the prince, he also brought Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi.In fact, the saint is also for the benefit of these two. After all, he is young, and he has already reached the age of leaving the palace.Let's say you are old, the mansion has not been built yet, and you can't get out for a while.

The sage pondered for a while, and brought the two of them, lest they be angered by his elder brothers in the palace.He didn't say anything else, the third child's temper alone was enough for the two of them, coupled with the cold face of the fourth child, the fifth child was out of tune...

As a result, when Dai Quan went to invite those two in person, he found out that these two were gaining favor with the crown prince.

Dai Quan didn't disturb them and went straight back to the saint.

Who doesn't want his sons to live in harmony?The same is true of saints.He got up and said to Dai Quan: "Tell them to stop, and tell the prince's car behind to be alert in advance, so as not to disturb them."

Dai Quan hesitated for a while, but told him the cruel truth - didn't you alarm them when you got in the car?

Well, the sage got out of the car, and then got into the car again. By the way, he greeted the eyes of his three sons, and smiled at them: "I'm just a little bored, so I'll come over and have a look. What are you guys talking about?"

Jun Gu offered him his seat and asked him to sit in the upper seat, while Xiao Qi brought him tea himself, and Lao Liu looked at his elder brother and then at his younger brother, feeling wronged, but he kept his face thick enough, so he leaned over to his father and said with a playful smile : "Isn't my son rarely seeing my second brother? I discussed with my younger brother to come and talk to my second brother."

The sage actually liked this son quite a bit. After looking at him, he couldn't help saying to Jun Gu: "Look, there is only one fat man in the whole Situ family, and he has been fat all day long, confidently and extremely calmly. Fortunately, he has lost weight now. Otherwise, I really plan to throw him to Feng Zhan after his palace is built."

The sixth prince: "..."

He never knew that his father despised him so much! ! !What a tragedy!

But this still amused Jun Gu, he looked at his younger brother who was indeed round and round, and couldn't help laughing: "Actually, father, you still like it very much, right? When Jing'er was young, I hoped that he could eat it." Get fatter and look cuter."

The sage nodded with a smile. That's true. When he was a child, the sixth prince was favored more than the seventh prince. That's why.

Seventh Prince: ...

Is it my fault I'm skinny?But the second brother actually treats both of them as sons?Uh, it's really not a few years old...

Having his son talking with him made the sage feel that life was going faster. Apart from looking at the constant stream of memorials from Beijing from time to time, he basically spent the rest of his time with his three sons.

Or... the three sons are pestered by him and can only accompany him?

A month before this stop and go, they finally arrived at Mount Tai. At this time, all the civil and military officials in Shandong gathered on their knees to greet them, and the people shouted.

The sage has heard a lot of people's voices from Dai Quan these days. Different from the past tours, some people always complain about wasting money, but this time because of Tianzhu, the people in Shandong are rejoicing and looking forward to it!

They hope that the saint will be convinced after offering sacrifices to heaven!

And the sage finally saw Jia Amnesty next to the governor of Shandong, and said to the prince without curiosity: "I really let you talk, this kid has really caught up."

Jun Guxin said, it only takes more than 1000 miles, and he can get there in less than an hour. No matter how slow he is, he should be there by now.

However, the sage did not meet the Duke of Rong first, but summoned the governor of Shandong, and let the Duke of Rong and the prince fall in love with each other.

Because he had planned for a long time, the sage built a palace on Mount Tai to settle down.Naturally, Jia She followed the emperor to rest in his bedroom, and sighed, "Those people actually dislike me for being timid. Master, I am brave. I'm just afraid of heights, okay?"

Jun Gu couldn't help laughing and said, "Isn't being afraid of heights a coward?"

"That's not true! Anyway, I don't want to recite this old master. By the way, tomorrow I think I can release Sanqing first, and then put the rest of the yellow scarf warriors behind. You said they are responding from a distance. What's the matter with Jing?"

In fact, it’s not that I haven’t thought about doing special effects directly, just let the actors who made the filming of Fengshen Romance perform it.But later the elder felt that this was not enough to deter people, how good the mecha is!Well, in fact, he just opened his mind when customizing the mecha for himself, and then he couldn't block it anymore.

This god, it shouldn't be as tall as a person, this time I want to play with the big one!

The system popped out with a whoosh, and said quickly: "First of all, congratulations on finally reaching this day. I must be in charge to tell you that the emperor really wants to abdicate now. And the dragon spirit is still on the way. Soaring, if this continues, Xiaojing may be ripened in advance, ahem, please let me know if you want to suppress it."

"Suppression!" Father*2 said in unison.

Just kidding, just like this, Jungu still dislikes his son for growing up too fast. He can enjoy the time of being dependent on his son, which is how any imperial person treats his own children.

Although they can kick their children off the cliff like eagles when necessary, but if it is not necessary, they still hope that they can protect their children from wind and rain, so that they can grow happily and slowly.

Jia She's objection is entirely because of Lian Mengmeng!

He is the son of two fathers, so he has to take care of his other son's feelings.Now Lian Mengmeng is already very sad because of the height problem, if this continues... Although he is destined not to be as tall as Situ Jing, he still hopes that this day will slow down!

"Okay, I'll take down that part of the dragon energy first, that's fine, there's nothing else to do, I won't be an eyesore." After speaking, it disappeared again with a whoosh.

"It's so strange. It's the first time I've seen him wink like this. Could it be that the system has been upgraded?" The elder sighed.

Jun Gudao: "...I advise you not to continue this topic, or you will be alone with him when he comes out."

The elder would not do such a stupid thing. He coughed, threw himself on the bed, and rolled over, "Do you think they will arrange many girls to sleep with you today? I guess there must be some girls in the saint's place." .”

"Gu has already been taken to bed tonight."

What?Jia Amnesty glared at him immediately, and you refused me!and who told youXu Zhao?Has he, the governor of Shandong, come to an end?Shall I curse him, my lord?

"Isn't it you?" Jun Gu looked at his dumbfounded look and shook his head, with a look on his face that your IQ was hopeless.

Grandpa: ...

Well, he hasn't broken up with this guy because of his good looks, there is no other reason besides this!

They stayed at the foot of Mount Tai for two days. After all, some preparations still need to be checked in detail. At this time, the necessity of Eunuch Dai came to light. , I couldn’t hold back and just patted and followed the elf to follow him, so the voice of the crowd today is this:

[Fuck, this is actually the father-in-law?The old man just said on Weibo that he has something, ahem. 】

【←_← Be an actor, otherwise, if you ask someone to join a crew, you have to give yourself... too cruel!But he doesn't have our little white father-in-law to see it! 】

[Don't mention Xiaobai casually, haven't you noticed that Xiaobai's various gods dodge our Highness? 】

[This time must be 233333] [The big master is jealous and praised! 】【Wow, he is so domineering, training the governor is like training his son, @元古史说his officials are the biggest in the area! 】

[Those around the emperor must be domineering, and the little white eunuch is also mighty when he is not around His Highness! 】

【Hey, hey, let's not watch this, we want to watch the prince drive with you! 】

Of course, the old man still ignores all this, what a mess, you said I will show you the old man?

However, based on the fact that their family of four took out teasers and the prince’s family of three, a total of eight people came for a family trip, and none of them surfed the Internet during this period. Stretch poked the opposite side.

Based on the fact that the person on the opposite side is also crossing his legs, his foot is right in the middle...in the middle.

Jun Gu squinted his eyes, hiding his urge to push him down and slap his ass, and said, "Why?"

The next moment he knew what was going on——

[Special attention from you: Master Amnesty: Mie hahaha, do you want to watch driving?Open it for you to see! 】

The Internet exploded instantly!

[Sure enough, you are driving, but you actually use your feet, and the old man really has good feet, I really want to lick QAQ]

【do not be afraid!I checked that there is a foot fetish in ancient times, it is clearly because his feet are so beautiful, not because we are perverted! 】【Automatic brain fill-in coded photos.jpg】【←_← If you dare to make up your mind, you have to dare to release it! 】

【Master, begging for more, don't you think it's exciting to kick His Highness with your feet? 】

[Only I want to know what are they doing?Why is His Highness Mao cross-legged?It's a bit difficult to try this action just now!But it’s also convenient for our grandfather toe center! 】

Jun Gu looked up at Jia She, only to see his expression of 23333, grinning at him wryly!

He didn't intend to be polite to him at all, he reached out and grabbed his restless foot that was still provoking him, and then grabbed his foot and scratched it!Jia Amnesty immediately shrank his feet like a conditioned reflex, but not only did he kick him in the past, it didn't have any effect, and his feet were confiscated...

Both feet were trapped, and the other party could hold their ankles with only one hand, and then Jun Gu directly moved his hands under his desperate eyes.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Fuck!Beep-beep beep beep-beep-beep-beep beep...

The old man wanted to go crazy, he was ticklish, but when Jun Gu scratched him before, he had never used such a "ruthless hand", he was like a mermaid who had landed on the shore and was controlled by others, no matter how much his upper body struggled, it would have no effect , and even knocked the chessboard between the two of them to the ground, all kinds of cursing did not stop the king from continuing to commit crimes.

However, seeing that the strategy of swearing had no effect, Jia She immediately began to give up his last morals and cried and begged for mercy. When Jun Gu let go, he was already lying on a soft couch scattered on the bed, his eyes were empty, and only the rising and falling of his chest proved his still alive.

Jun Gu leaned over, reached out and stroked his chin with his thumb, seeing Jia She look over with red eyes, he kissed him lightly on the lips, and said softly, "Are you still playing?"

Second Olympics! ! !

Jia Amnesty closed his eyes, not wanting to bully him at all!

Yes, he just fell in love with such a scum QAQ!

[Special attention from you: Imperial Crown Prince-Jun Gu: About the follow-up [drive.avi]]

When the elder saw this line of writing, he already felt that life was boring, how dare this guy... he really dared!Why didn't he delete the Weibo functions of both sons!

But Jun Gu obviously showed mercy, because what he released was only the scene of him cursing endlessly at the beginning, and when he gave him a kiss at the end, all the crying and begging in the middle were naturally harmonized.

Apparently, some netizens have discovered this, oh, it's Mrs. Helian: [I have to say that Your Highness is so uninteresting, to engage in harmony?If you want to give benefits, you have to be like a master, he can even make Mengmeng reveal a little bit!right!There is a section missing in the middle! 】

[Believe in my goddess, so the euphemism is called driving, but the process of driving is actually reduced?God, you... I can no longer look directly at you! 】

[Your Highness, why give up treatment!He is still a good prince when he is released! 2333】

[Everyone calls me Lian Mengmeng: ...] [It's called Situ Jing in the play: I've already seen it ==] [Fuck who is so crazy@两宝看起动! 】

[Everyone calls me Lian Mengmeng: Actually it’s commonplace _(:з」∠)_]

[Si~kong~see~used~~~QAQ feeling, something is broken...the same...]

After the fuss was over, this body came in a genuine ancient carriage because of the king. Even if it was a royal special edition, I don’t know how many starships the empire can buy, but it can’t change the fact that it will make people feel physically tired. .

So the prince stripped off the idle fish on the bed, and then took a singing bath with him happily, ate countless tofu with each other, and finally lay down and rested together.

So on the second day, the elder found out that he was...how should I put it...

Almost everyone will dodge and continue to look at him after seeing him, and based on his experience, that look seems to be ambiguous.

What?What's going on?Before he decided to turn around and go back to ask Jun Gu if this group of people were suffering from brain cramps, Eunuch Qiu, who had listened to the entire first half, looked at Jia She delicately, then walked to him and said in a low voice: " Rong Guogong, I didn't expect you to be such a Rong Guogong, our family is convinced."

Eunuch Qiu was convinced, he never expected that after Jia She let go, he would be so...so let go!

That crying is simply too much, His Royal Highness must be so vigorous...

After so many years in the harem, which woman has he never seen except for the saintly woman named Empress Yuan?They even guarded the corner of the wall, all of them together are no more coquettish than Duke Rong, tsk!With such a means, how could he still dislike him?Even if the father-in-law is a person with roots in his next life, he will not be able to compare with Rong Guogong's mesmerizing voice!

Jia Amnesty: "..."

What the hell is going on?

However, he immediately reacted and asked Jinjiang Jundao: [Did you turn off the shield last night? ]

[Never. ]

Damn dick!This is also a question!This bastard thing!

Okay, the master has written down this account!

The Elder Master could only swallow the bitter fruit. He turned a blind eye when he saw the eyes of these eunuchs and maids in the palace. Just when he wanted to go out of the palace to let the wind go and find a place where no one was around to scold the emperor three hundred times, he again Saw one with a subtle look.

Speaking of which, after listening too much, isn’t it true that people’s corners are like this?

Oh, besides the subtlety, this one is also a little unfathomable.

Yes, it is our Eunuch Dai.

Eunuch Dai raised his eyebrows, and said to him, "Mr. Rong looks pretty good today."

hehe!Jia She looked at him with a half-smile, "Eunuch Dai also looks full of yang."

Dai Quan didn't care about his hints, and said freely: "This is thanks to the saint. But our family is different from Li Erbing. Even if our family dies, we will hide beside His Majesty's Mausoleum."

This point has been mentioned before, no matter how many shortcomings he has or how good his character is, this alone is enough to make Jia Shegao take a look at him, and simply shut up.

However, this does not mean that Dai Quan also has a tacit understanding. He said: "Last night, you really went all out. It is estimated that after returning to the palace, you and His Highness will settle down. Speaking of it, your brain is a good thing. You seem to have forgotten it in Jinling." gone?"

Fuck you fake eunuch, you're not finished yet, be careful, master, I'll tear you apart!Jia Amnesty glared at him, and just as he was about to fight back, Eunuch Dai said, "Come with us, the saint is waiting for you. Oh, waited until now last night."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

When he was walking towards the saint's bedroom, Jia She found that this man glanced at him intentionally or unintentionally, and the straightforward look made Jia She unbearable, and said, "What are you looking at?"

"Of course I am amazed that you are really extraordinary, and you can still walk after such a long time."

Hearing that Dai Quan is so calm, how can the elder not be angry... Hei Yibo Jungu, he coughed, lowered his voice and said softly: "Well, there are some things that cannot be explained to outsiders. In fact, His Highness, he... …Um……"

"Mr. Rong Guo." Dai Quan sighed and looked at him. Jia Amnesty was a little confused, "I understand. After all, the judge of the White Court gave His Highness a pulse check. You have worked hard."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Lying - the next Olympic!

So Jia She followed Dai Quan into the palace with a sullen face, because he didn't know whether the whole palace, including the saint, knew about it, or the whole palace didn't know except the saint, so he saluted with a sullen face and then stood there It looks very much like Jia Jing.

The whole palace knew that the sage, whom he knew, had been looking at him from the corner of his eyes since he entered the door, and when he found that he could walk in with ease, he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking, this is quite suitable.

Then he also stopped, thought for a while and said to Jia She: "You have worked hard all the way here, how do you feel about returning to Jinling this time?"

Jia She said: "Report to Your Majesty, I'm guilty." As he spoke, he knelt down and said, "Some clansmen in Jinling act recklessly in Jinling because I and Jia Jing are not in the capital. I have tied them all to the government office. Now The prefect of Jinling has sent them to prison."

Then he said: "I plan to discuss with Jia Jing after returning to Beijing to see how to deal with them according to the family rules."

The sage didn't expect that as soon as he went back... it didn't go well at first.

In fact, he went to ask Dai Quan to call Jia Amnesty yesterday because he really wanted to chat with Jia She. After all, he has been a little bored chatting with his sons recently. This Jia Amnesty is different. He is a good flatterer, coupled with the possibility of extraordinary status, the saints also want to improve each other's favorability and intimacy, but who knows...

You know, our Eunuch Dai never hides a word about what the sage wants to know, and he poured out all the beans in the bamboo tube.

As for seeing Jia Amnesty today, in fact, he was just out of worry, after all, his son was holding back all the way, young man, ahem, it's good to see that he's fine, it's good to be fine!

So the saint spent the rest of the time chatting with Rong Guogong about various snacks in the south of the Yangtze River, recalling the emotions of going to the south of the Yangtze River three times, and finally the topic came to the Zhen family before he knew it.

The Jiangnan Manufacturing Bureau is in Jinling.

And Jia Wang Shi Xue also started in Jinling, this is inevitable.

"I really met President Zhen, and President Zhen took me on a tour of Jinling." Jia Amnesty sighed as he spoke, "President Zhen poured a lot of bitterness on me, and I felt a little helpless after hearing this." .”

The sage raised his eyebrows, obviously pointing to his fault. After all, Duke Rong is still the second-in-command of the household department, so he cleared his throat and said, "I know that Zhen Yingjia is not up to date and not very sensible. , there are still a lot of shortfalls that have not been repaid. In fact, I know it well, but you also know that when I went to Jiangnan three times, his family picked me up, but I spent a lot of money."

Jia She thought in his heart, what he said was the same as my family and the king of Beijing didn't pick up the driver, didn't we all return it?Still he was silent.

After all, to put it bluntly, this is a matter between the saint and the emperor.

The sage obviously didn't intend to explain in detail, he just sighed: "Let's leave them alone for a few more years, Mrs. Fengsheng is indebted to me. I only owe three people in my life, and your father is one of them. "

Hearing Jia Daishan, Jia Amnesty lowered his head.

He thought, the sage must understand everything, his actions after the emperor was abolished, the relationship between Jia Shishi and Jia Zheng...

The sage left favor for his dead father, and he also wanted to leave this favor for Mrs. Fengsheng.

But...Master, he still wants to make complaints about it. Sure enough, it's because people leave the tea, and his words don't count when his father is dead. What about the good grace?Although he is now the same Duke as his father and grandfather!