Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

The author has something to say: №1: Although it is not gay purple, although it is not pure white, but the appearance of a family of four walking towards us in uniform black three-piece suits makes me so excited that I don’t even know what to say alright……

№2: I have already wiped my tears twice, but I think it is His Majesty who is most gratified now. I also know how happy he can be.

№3: Your Highness has always kept his word, if he says he can do it, he will do it right away!This family status is 233333!

№4: Since the picture was released by His Majesty, it must have been taken by his brain. Although I can’t see his expression at that time, just looking at the picture he released, I think his thoughts must be the same as We are the same, right?

№5: Same +1, and I have to say, when His Majesty graduated, His Majesty personally awarded them military ranks. At that time, His Majesty’s speech was “Your Majesty is the greatest pride of my life. The biggest expectation is that he will get married and have children soon, and have a happy life." At that time, he used "I" instead of "Zhen".But I still remember everyone’s complaints at that time. Everyone said, "As the emperor of the empire, the biggest expectation for him in the future is to get married and have children as soon as possible, and inherit the throne as soon as possible." Thinking about it now, when the relationship between the empire and the grand master deepens , After applying to join StarCraft over there, if the lifespan over there is really that long, our Highness may not have to wait another 30 or [-] years to get married, and his wish will be fulfilled!

№6: Upstairs you actually remember 23333 so clearly, but this one is really memorable, because the prince silently gave a thumbs up to this complaint!

№7: Your focus is actually on funny comparisons. Didn’t you pay attention to Lian Mengmeng and Jing Baobao?The future twin princes of the empire are so beautiful!I just don't know who is the eldest prince and who is the second prince, and it is best to have a dozen little princes in the future!

№8: Of course, the two babies are beautiful, but they always lick and lick the children, always worrying that if they lick too much, they will become abnormal, cough cough.But I really don't know who is older and who is younger, but Lian Mengmeng is a little older in the play... In reality, they must be twins!

№9: This gene is really perfect, but is there no animal party?cat!cat!cat!What cute little creatures, when I saw their pink and tender claws, I wanted to go up and lick them... I firmly believe that I am not alone!Because His Majesty and Cyril are also my accomplices! ! !

№10: Please don't mention those three cute animals, they have no resistance at all, okay?If they hadn't used the prehistoric power in their bodies to restrain themselves desperately, they would have knelt under their white-haired pink pads, not only beautiful but also so elegant!If the Elder is willing to sell it publicly, sooner or later he will be the richest man in the interstellar world!

№11: Let me tell you, my cousin’s husband next door doesn’t like this kind of cute thing, hahahahaha, and it’s a frightened kind of dislike!

Almost everyone who saw this was hehehehe, it’s fine if you lose your IQ normally, anyway, everyone doesn’t expect much from him, but at this time, you still have to lose your IQ, which is obviously on the road to death. I'm back!

Even Cyril's fans just want to knock this idiot unconscious and drag him away and then delete Weibo in seconds... Although this behavior is nothing more than deception orz.

【Fool! ! !Now you can't say love at all, are you trying to make His Highness think that you covet his lover? 】

[Why give up treatment!Why give up treatment!Why give up treatment!Hurry up and tell His Highness that you just made a slip of the tongue, the Elder Master still belongs to him! 】

[Although I really want to say that the prince is not such a narrow-minded person, but since he fell in love, he has been his highness who has a boyfriend who is so powerful and possessive _(:з」∠)_]

However, Cyril escaped quickly after delivering the killing blow. After having such a cute creature, how could he have the time to read what the melon-eating crowd said?However, he could ignore others, but his manager's hunt communication had to be answered.

After he got connected, he didn't even look at the virtual projection in front of him, instead he happily showed off to his agent, "Richard, look, look, look, aren't they the most beautiful babies in the world? It’s so much prettier than the photos that Jia She sent me before, I’m so cute, this kind of mood... I feel like I became a father! Seeing them is not only full of love, but also more Responsibility! I've decided that I'm going to cut back on this year's workload, and you're sure to support me, right? If you really agree, I'll love you more than ever, as much as they do! God, I'm even Didn't name my two little darlings, but I'll allow you to be their father when I do-"

"Cyril Albert!" interrupted Richard.

He has silver-white hair, and his facial features are profound and handsome, but now he is covered with a layer of frost, and it is getting colder and colder.

And Cyril, who was called by his full name, could only look up at the projection, and when he saw that the original blue eyes of this person had turned dark blue, he blinked his green eyes innocently, "My dear, don't Get angry, don't always be so easy to get angry, obviously I am an old cow eating young grass, but if this continues, people will think that you are the one who eats my little piece of fresh meat."

Not only did Richard's expression remain unmoved, his dark blue eyes were not bewitched by his nonsense and innocent eyes, and he said coldly: "First of all, I don't allow you to dismiss the contract that I once insisted on signing. As an adult, you should be responsible for all your words and deeds. Secondly, although you have the right to express any opinions you want on Weibo, I refuse to clean up the mess for you. If this continues, Either I confiscated your account, or you have to get my consent before you post every Weibo. In the end, the two kittens you raised are quite precious species, and they have never appeared on the capital planet , I have made an appointment with a veterinary specialist for you, they will be here soon, now take your hands out of the isolation box for me, don't touch them!"

oh!Damn it!Cyril took his hand out of the incubator angrily, he didn't care about his long pass back to him, all he cared about was Richard's unmoved at this time——

Again!

Every time he has something, no matter what kind, he will never be able to share his feelings with his lover.He has played many roles and had an appointment with a mermaid psychiatrist for this. Of course, he knew that this was caused by his lover's possessiveness, but damn, why are these mermaids so possessive?He is obviously so embarrassed and pitiful every time he is invaded, can't he make him happier, or understand a little bit of his love for him?

Some time ago, he learned a word in the small classroom of the East Palace called desire is hard to fill, but what he will never be able to fill is the exclusive desire of his lover...

But thinking of the method suggested by the psychiatrist, he was somewhat unhappy.It's not that he has male chauvinism, if it was true, he wouldn't lie under him so calmly.But laying eggs is too shameful!

Don't tell him that if you love someone, you can give everything for him. Obviously this bastard loves him so much that he is going to be crazy, and he didn't say that he would lie down and let him go, and he didn't implant a uterus or anything!

Richard didn't miss any of his annoyance, and his eyes shifted to the two kittens in the incubator.Even if he only saw it by projection, he didn't have the slightest liking for this kind of cute looking kittens, on the contrary, he didn't like them at all, not to mention that they became the "children" of himself and his lover.

"I will return to Capital Star in half a day, Cyril, we need to talk."

Leaving aside the manager's point of view, let's talk about why he would post those words of falling in love with others on Weibo from the boyfriend's point of view!

Cyril was silent for a while before saying: "Well, we should really have a good talk."

His work has already destined him to get together less often with this person, and the other party is not a manager in the first place, but to better coordinate the working hours of the two people and not tolerate him being so close to other people, he forced him to do so. took over the job.

"Then now you have to make sure you don't touch them casually, just wait for the experts to arrive, see you this afternoon."

"See you in the afternoon."

After the call was over, Cyril turned his attention to the two little cute creatures who were looking at him curiously in the incubator, and two little mermaids popped out of his mind...

Oh no!The prince is not a fish either, he is still a normal person.So whether it is a fish or a human, it should depend on who is born, right?If you really want to have a baby, maybe you can sacrifice one person once?

And the two kittens looked at his eyes that were so empty even though they were clearly looking at them, and then looked at their nest brother strangely, what happened to this stupid two-legged beast?

Although they were in the star network, Jia She, Jia Lian and Situ Jing enjoyed the imperial food together at lunch time.

The steward of the palace is a very considerate gentleman. He carefully prepared several chopsticks of different lengths for them, and asked them if they were satisfied with the material and length. After receiving the thanks from Jia She and the two children, the old gentleman looked at the Glancing at his highness, his eyes were full of admiration for him.

Well done Your Highness!

Jun Gu also smiled at the butler, and then introduced each dish and its taste to Jia She and the two children.All menus are screened by him.Although he has been the prince of Dayong for more than 30 years, he also thinks that Dayong's food is more delicious, but the empire is not unable to offer anything.

Jun Lin was just listening quietly, seeing that his son could use the two sticks as flexibly as in the "drama", so he asked the waiter to help him get a pair.He obviously belonged to the kind of person with super learning ability. Although he was not used to it at first, he was able to quickly pick up a piece of bird meat with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

Well, it's still good for small pieces of food.No wonder my son asked the chef to cut the food into small pieces first...

Silently giving his son a thumbs-up, His Majesty took another look at the Grand Duke who was teaching Lian Mengmeng. He approached Baby Jing and whispered in his ear: "Dear baby, do you like Lian Mengmeng?"

Situ Jing nodded vigorously.

He already knew the relationship between his father and Jia She, and was even told that he was actually Jia She and his child, born with dragon energy... Although he didn't understand it very well, Dayong was not as magical as this The "technology" you use is not the magic you use, how was you born?

But when he knew that the "mother concubine" didn't die because of him, he still couldn't help crying out excitedly.

Although Jun Gu and Li Erbing never mentioned this to him, whether it was from the guards in the third courtyard or in the East Palace, all he knew was that his "birth mother" died because of him.And after knowing the "truth", he treated Jia Amnesty and Jia Lian very complicatedly.

If Jun Gu hadn't repeatedly assured him that Jia She didn't know what was going on, and they were imprisoned at the time, there was no way to tell him the news, otherwise he would really treat Jia She, a father with a lot of dark history. It's a little hard to accept.

But it was different for Jia Lian.

Although he is his brother, he is only half of his own blood, and he belongs to Jia Amnesty... Frankly speaking, this makes him a little happy.Of course, if that half of the blood was replaced by the emperor, he would definitely not be able to accept him as a "brother" so quickly.

Jun Lin immediately felt relieved. He didn't dare to ask more about his son's little secret, for fear that something might go wrong. Ran to the Great Yong Dynasty?But he couldn't help but care about his grandson.He carefully kissed Situ Jing on the forehead, "Good boy, as long as you like it."

And Jia Lian secretly glanced at this side, and looked at Situ Jing with a little envy in his eyes.This biological one is good, but isn't the treatment of this "oil bottle" for me a little bit too good?

"Isn't it delicious? If you're not used to it, you can try this again." Jun Zi'an said and changed another dish for him.

Today's dining table is full of beautiful things, and fortunately there is no waste or not on the star network, otherwise...

After lunch, Jun Gu saw Jun Lin's eyes, then Jia She, leaned into his ear and said, "My father wants to talk to you, is that okay?"

The two had already communicated about this matter before, and at this time the Elder Master was no longer nervous. After all, the emperor's style of painting is really... hard to describe!But it's hard to say that he is also the king of a country, and his future "father-in-law" and "father-in-law" must be taken seriously.

At this time, the system was worried and said: "Don't say more than you shouldn't say! And the host, I hate you!"

Why didn't he think of the black technology here when he was looking for a host?Now it's all right, it has to worry about its own safety all the time, and it has to worry about what its master will do if it finds out...

If it is discovered, it will be the first to be wiped out at that time!

At this time, Jun Lin also came over, and smiled at Jia She: "Let's go out for a walk? I saw that Dayong has an imperial garden, but that garden is really small. You can take a look here. Compared with many You've never seen it before."

Jia She said with a smile, "It's a great honor!"

Jun Gu watched them go out, then looked at his nephew son and future stepson, and said to the three children, "Do you want to sleep or play?"

The three children chose the latter in unison.

So Jun Gu took the three children to let himself go. As for the two outside, he was not worried at all that the two of them did not have a common language.

#Let us time to jump to April of the second year#

The old man has been very busy recently. First of all, he was ordered by the sage to go to the household department.

What?Isn't that great?Really missing?hehe!Naive, so naive!Do you know how much the treasury is short of?Do you know why you are short?The saint is so happy and likes to go to Jiangnanlang is one of them, and the other is that all the civil and military people in the Manchu Dynasty are poor, and they all borrow money from the saint!

The so-called top and bottom work, the emptiness of the national treasury in the past ten years is simply outrageous!

And he, a noble man, ascended to heaven in one step and became the servant of the household department, and he became the backer of the household secretary Lu Dan!Whenever there is any pot, he is the one who takes the top.But who made Lu Dan also an old minister who had gone through three dynasties?

It doesn't matter if he becomes an official dog, he is too busy on the interstellar side!He has already asked his brother-in-law to "correct" the script of the web drama, and the first episode will start broadcasting soon.At the same time, Jun Gu also told him that the soybeans could be harvested, and the recipes of soy sauce and bean paste in his hand were finally ready.His factory can expand the production line again, and in the future, the key products will not only be various fruit vinegars.

Speaking of which, these interstellar people are also quite intelligent. Last year, he ate hot pot live, and it quickly became popular.There are not only many identical fire boilers in the Choshou home, but there are also many coal sellers.It's just that the ingredients everyone cooks and the size of those pots are a bit brutal.

Seeing the acceptance of hot pot here, the old man directly brought a lot of peppers, Chinese prickly ash, and hemp peppers. He personally worked in the kitchen of Jungu’s palace for more than a week, and finally felt that he could make it with Mrs. Gao. After the ingredients for the hot pot were almost ready, the old man entertained his friends in the palace.

Based on the fact that the number one among his friends is the Emperor of the Empire, it also makes this banquet extremely compelling!The emperor even posted photos of those brightly red bottom ingredients on Starnet, and broadcast live the whole process of everyone's food tasting.

Although it is in the star network, seeing the emperor, the prince, the grand duke, the crown prince, the future crown princess, and the two young highnesses, as well as Cyril and McAllen, who are partners of the grand master, are all full of enthusiasm. Sweating profusely, and crazily scrambling for food at the end of the meal, everyone was shocked!

Oh my god!They took a "spicy" one bite at a time. Although they also knew after searching that it was an important seasoning in ancient times and popular throughout the mother planet, didn't they disappear long ago?They actually have it over there!Not only is it delicious, but it’s also delicious!Not only is it so delicious, but it is also released for them to see!So under the appeal of countless people, the seeds of pepper were included in the list of the first commercial imports between the two countries.

Although the specific trading ports of the two countries are unknown, the people don't care about it, as long as they can eat hot pot next winter, that's fine!

In fact, this is the benefit after the elder and the emperor took the initiative to hand over all the bottoms that could be handed over.Because of the system, I can't say anything, although I didn't say anything.But what should be said, as well as his own thoughts about Xing and those two children, as well as his plan to fake his death, the Elder Master did not hesitate to explain at all.Facts have also proved that Jun Lin is quite fond of this set.

Today, the old man came out of the household department with a face full of difficulty, got into his own sedan chair, and found that it was past the time to pick up his son from school, so he took the initiative to send a text message to his son and asked him to sit by himself. Carriage home, let's go home and have dinner together.

After finally arriving in the mansion, the old man whose status has been raised in the mansion after having a real job has to be forcibly smeared by all the servants every day.Whether you want to climb the bed or want to make progress.It might be annoying to change someone else, but after getting used to the high attention from Interstellar, the Elder Master adapts well to these.

It's just that as soon as I got off the sedan chair today, I saw Mrs. Xing hurried over and said, "Master, I heard that Mrs. Wang is going to give birth, and I heard that the fetal position is not very good. The old lady is a little worried, and I want you to see if I can give it to Mrs. Bai." Next post..."

When Xing said that, there was a little resentment on his face.

Wang's pregnancy was indeed a bit difficult. At three months, Wang's complexion was already sallow. At five months, she didn't look as big as others at four months. By July, Aunt Zhao in her backyard had After hearing the good news, her stomach suddenly swelled up, but it was only filled to the stomach, and she didn't look much fatter.

Now it's even more difficult to give birth because the one in her stomach is too big, even she doesn't know what to say.

It's just that she is in charge of the middle class in the mansion now. She is really comfortable after Wang's death, but after the comfort is over, people will always be questioned. After all, their sisters-in-law don't get along with each other. Basically, everyone in the circle of married women knows .

Mrs. Xing is not very happy to let people gossip about her without doing anything.

Jia She frowned when he heard that, he had a natural shadow of women giving birth, after all, both his first wife and concubine died because of giving birth, and after giving birth, another died... From this point of view According to reports, he is indeed suspected of grammy wife.

If someone else gave birth today, he would invite Bai Shu as he said, but Mrs. Wang... huh!

But before he could speak, he saw Jia Zhu approaching with a scorched face, bowed and choked up and said, "Uncle..."

He came here, apparently not at the behest of Jia Mu, but because Zhou Rui's family sent someone to pass it on. Although he didn't know the reason for this, his intuition told him that it might have something to do with Jia Hu and the Zhang family.But even so, now that my mother is in trouble, one bad thing is one dead body and two lives, and my father has not come back after being invited twice, who else can I count on now besides Jia Amnesty?

Jia Amnesty looked at Jia Zhu.

This child is not like Jia Zheng in stature, tall and thin, but somewhat like him.When Hu'er was this age, she might be taller than him, right?Seeing Jia Zhu yelling "Uncle" again and intending to kneel down, he quickly supported him and said to him, "What are you panicking about? I don't know whether the Bai Yuan Judgment is in the palace or at home, and the palace gate has not yet come down." Key, I will send someone to wait at the gate of the palace, and the White Mansion will send you to come after I write a letter."

After hearing this, Jia Zhu was moved to tears, tears rolled down her eyes, and gave Jia Amnesty another gift.

"Okay, wipe your face quickly." Jia Amnesty really didn't want to say anything that was not polite to the family, so he turned to Xing and said, "If you have any good ginseng, just take it, and cut a few pieces for her to use. OK."

Mrs. Xing obeyed his orders and dared not refute. Even if she didn't like it, she could only find a hundred-year-old ginseng in the private storehouse and return it to Lixiangyuan.

When Jia Zheng came back, all the judges from the White House were invited, because they were the ones he invited, and Jia Amnesty came to Lixiang Court after having dinner with his son, and turned his face away when he saw Jia Zheng.

When Jia Mu saw that he had only come back at this time, she couldn't help complaining, "Why did you come back?"

"Reporting to mother, the Ministry of Industry has something to do today. Besides, isn't this Wang's third child? Didn't sister Yuan go well when she was a child?" Jia Zheng was very puzzled when he saw the crowds in the yard.

Jia Mu stared at him for a while before slowly saying: "Although it is the third child, the age is not comparable to that of the past. When I gave birth to Min'er, how anxious were you and She'er, have you forgotten all about it? Don't even look at how scared Zhu Er and Yuan Chun are!"

Only now did Jia Zheng look at his son and daughter. Jia Zhu's face turned pale, while Yuan Chun's eyes were already turning into walnuts from crying, and they were all red.

At the same time, Jia Zheng also saw Jia She, who turned his head to the side and didn't look at him. He was about to ask him why an elder brother was here, and then he heard the chaos inside, and then a servant woman came out with blood. .

This scene made Jia Zheng swallow his unspoken words——

He looks familiar!

When it was dark and the lanterns were hung high to illuminate the whole Pear Fragrance Garden, Jia Zheng looked at the tired look on Jia Mu's face, and originally wanted to persuade his mother to go back and rest first, but he swallowed the words before he could speak.What if something happens if Mother Jia is not here?After all, not being born for so long shows the risk.

After all, Mrs. Wang gave birth to him a son and a daughter. If it was because of the...

But Jia Amnesty said to Xing: "Have someone build a brazier next to the old lady. Even though it's not cold, such a heavy humidity is not right."

Before Mrs. Xing gave her orders, she heard an exclamation, and everyone looked at Mrs. Wang's delivery room—there was no crying.