Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

After discovering that the sage came and strolled around without a sound, his old lady stopped making trouble, and the elder sneered in his heart, thinking about what to do.

What else can the old man do?If you are poor, just do a live broadcast honestly?

no no no!The old man has liberated himself since today. The little robot called Follower Genie is very useful. The old man simply applied for a live broadcast sub-platform and created a few channels. Now he only needs to ask Mr. Jinjiang to transmit the software back in real time. Play the video and just edit it and throw it on it.

If you want a girl, go to see his old lady's yard. Anyway, the Jia family's face control is passed down in one continuous line. The little loli called Yuanyang is probably enough for them to kneel and lick.

It depends on the cook, not counting his small kitchen, there are still three in the house, and the tricks in a day are enough to make their mouths water like rivers!

For those who like to watch his son, he even released one to follow his son. Of course, this must be strictly controlled, and he must not let his son go away again!He and Mr. Jinjiang repeatedly emphasized it!But speaking of it, this way he can always see if Jia Jing is bullying his son!After all, before...

I like to watch Master’s, oh, this will be broadcast later, Master, he will do something he likes first——

What's your favorite thing to do in Xingwang?In addition to being praised by others, of course it is to buy, buy, buy!

Although he is shy with all kinds of purses at the moment, it's not bad if you don't buy them and have a look, isn't it?He can also observe the prices, and he might be able to find something he urgently needs now. For example, he really wants to buy a children's smart brain for his friends. It is not expensive, and he can take it home with only 998!But the problem is that the old man judges others by himself, what if his friend also loses his horse when the time comes, just his face... and what if someone sees him?

After thinking secretly for a while, the elder finally dismissed the idea.

There are many strange things in the shopping cart of the old man, such as some sex toys, although he is still a single dog at present, and he has no intentions.It's also like a bunch of the most popular snacks in Interstellar, even if you can't eat it now, you will be able to taste it one day.Some tiny robots to help him with his errands.Of course, the most is the armor!If it wasn't for the limitation of the shopping cart, maybe he could put all the mechs he was interested in in the shopping cart!

Speaking of this, the old man is a little pitiful.

There is no man on Xingwang who doesn't love mechas. How can you be an Internet celebrity without a few mechas that are popular?This is in the old man's understanding, that is, you don't have a few cool horses, how can you be a dude?

But the old man is short of money, custom mechas are super expensive, okay?And he still has a few in his fancy, okay?The point is that even if he bought it, he couldn't take a photo with the mecha and post it on the blog, so what's the use of buying it?Master is now a very pragmatic person!

Life is hard!The old man was about to wipe away his tears.

When he was hurting the spring and autumn and feeling for himself, Mr. Jin Jiang threw him out again, which made him immediately unhappy. He really wanted to know which idiot dared to disturb him at this time, didn't they all say that the door was closed these days? Thank you?

In the end, the person who came really made him unable to thank him - Fifth Prince, Situ Wei.

Look clearly, this is a smile, not a sign.It's not the master's good friend, but the master's good friend's younger brother who is so messed up!

Situ Wei also has an extremely handsome face, which belongs to the romantic and suave type.To be more specific, it is the style of the slutty, the type that emits hormones all over the body and is not taboo for men and women.And this fifth prince is six years younger than Situ Zheng. In those years, the sage gave birth to sons like a blowout, and he would like to be a father every year, but not to mention the few younger ones, these are the only ones who can stand now.

Situ Wei raised his eyebrows at Jia She, and joked, "Marquis Rong An, do you not welcome me?"

Jia Amnesty rolled his eyes at him unhappily. Anyway, he had dealt with this person for several years when he was an accompanist, and said bluntly: "It's not that you are not welcome, but I just didn't expect you to be so humble. , deign to come to me."

He hasn't moved yet, and there is a stable next door, so it's not an exaggeration to say that he is expensive.

Situ Wei patted his palms with his fan, and said with a smile: "This place can't come if my father comes here? It's alright, if you don't let me go in, I will kick you first before going in."

Jia Amnesty had no choice but to lead the way bitterly, thinking to himself, what is this guy doing here?For the evolution liquid?No, it's not that stupid.

Situ Wei's biological mother was the successor, that is, the successor of the saint after the death of the Yuan Dynasty, but the successor also died within a few years.To be honest, this person can be regarded as the third most noble figure in the Yong Dynasty.But character...

My lord, hehe, those group of people who went crazy to comment when they saw this guy, and overwhelmingly rewarded, do they know what kind of virtue he is?

Master, my reputation was so bad that I can't compare to him, okay!

Of course, the old man will never admit that he is full of envy and hatred, after all, the old man himself is very handsome, okay?

With a blank expression, he brought the person behind him to the study room with a high appearance rate, and after the tea was served, Jia She took a cup of it meaningfully and put it down, his eyes fell on the leisurely and free-spirited man. On the man's body, I thought, don't pretend to be forceful, do you know if you are struck by lightning?

The fifth prince was named the King of Rui'an County, and he belonged to the kind that I don't like to see - he was not active in the court, and he was the first to be a member.

So such a fifth prince can be called a wonderful flower in the royal family.It's just that no matter how many books he reads, no matter how many saints teach him, he will not move.After many times, the censors also saw the clues. Their saints didn't care whether their son had done something out of line. Salary or just thinking behind closed doors?

If they had changed, they would have called someone to draw [-] boards!

Seeing Jia She's subtle eyes, Situ Wei smiled complacently, "It seems that this king is here today, you, Rong Anhou, didn't expect it at all."

Jia She put on a smile and said: "I don't know how to tell fortunes, so I'm a little surprised to see the prince's sudden visit."

Situ nodded slightly, "Well, I don't have anything else to do here today. I just want you to send a message to my second brother."

Jia Amnesty was stunned!He is so confused!Fuck!What do you want to tell your second brother that you come to my house to do your hair, the palace is owned by your family and not mine!I can't go even if I want to go now, you still want me to bring a message?

Situ Wei turned a blind eye to this, and said indifferently: "Out of so many brothers, I am the only one who admires him. Originally, I also wanted to play with my sleeves, but my father let him out, which made him a mess." I was a little caught off guard. But he is an elder brother after all, so he shouldn't care about me, right?"

I'm so crazy!Jia Amnesty's mind was already flooded with [-] kinds of swear words!Are you done with such an understatement?What did you do? Tell me!Why do you want my guy to wipe your ass again all of a sudden?

And why didn't I know you were so narcissistic before?

Seeing him like that, Situ Wei couldn't help but sneered, "Just tell me a message honestly. Speaking of which, I really don't understand why my second brother fell in love with something like you. Son? It’s a good thing you can’t give birth, otherwise I’m really worried that your stupidity will affect you.”

The Eldest Master is struck by lightning!

Situ Wei didn't wait for him to react, directly picked up his fan, and went out of the study in a daze, without him sending it, and left.

At this time, Jia She had no intention of sending him off at all. In fact, he almost wanted to break the fan in his hand, or even stride up to catch him by the collar, shake him vigorously, and spray him in the face—why would I I'm not good enough for your brother, we're called bastards. Seeing mung beans is just right! Do you understand!Do you understand if you are a natural couple?

The elder was even more annoyed that the live broadcast was still on when he was slandered by this person just now. He didn't need to read the comments to know how exciting the barrage is now.

In fact...

[Wahhahahahahahaha, I've never seen the elder can be so deflated, I'm glad to hear it! 】【← This is clearly called convincing people with shame, this new king of the county has refreshed the highest degree of shame in this show! 】

[23333 I like this prince, he not only has good looks but also has personality, the key is that he can turn the old man's face blue, so cool! 】

[Fuck, this guy is just a walking hormone, seeing him walking like this, his body swaying makes my heart sway! 】【← I don’t know, I thought he was a girl after reading it 2333】

[Risk and hot, in a trance, happy and happy, making headlines! 】

[ORZ I was once again defeated in the actor's guild, and I couldn't find this person's information. I wanted to kneel and lick... I can only ask for more plots! 】【You seem to have forgotten that no matter how you look at it, this show looks like a sole proprietorship, okay?Look at his livid face, do you think it's all about acting? XDDD]

[In terms of pretending to be forceful, I originally only obeyed the master, but now I realize that I was wrong!This one takes it to new heights! 】

Although the old man shut down the live broadcast angrily at the first moment, he just wanted Jun Jinjiang to release his son's video to see if Jia Jing took the opportunity to punish his son secretly, when Lin Zhixiao came over and said: " Grandpa, Madam invites you."

Jia She said with a straight face: "The master asked you to be my housekeeper, not to run errands for the old lady. When she wants to see the master, she will use you to run errands?"

The grievance in Lin Zhixiao's heart, isn't it what you said that if the old lady has any orders in the future, I will answer them in person?

After Jia Amnesty spouted a word, he packed up his clothes, so he didn't need to know that it was Situ Wei who just swaggered in and alarmed his good wife!Good mother!

The old man, who was still angry just now, thought of the scene that might happen after meeting Jia's mother, rolled his eyes, and turned on the live broadcast again.Sympathy points, he will never let go of an opportunity to earn sympathy points.Not once did he feel refreshed after seeing everyone's discussions!This is by no means a problem with him being a son!

After seeing Jia Amnesty coming in, Mother Jia didn't smile at all, but let him sit down after he greeted him, and said to him, "I heard that the King of Rui'an is here?"

Jia Amnesty said indifferently, "Yes."

Jia Mu was choked by his words and wished to put him back into the furnace again, but she could only bear it, and said: "He is a dignified prince, and he never posted a post in advance. Why did he suddenly get up?"

"My son is even more confused than you. He came and left without drinking a cup of tea."

Seeing that his wings were really stiff, he didn't take himself seriously at all, and he didn't even bother to find a reason to perfunctory her.Mother Jia was so angry that her chest really hurt, but thinking about the saint... she suppressed the irritability in her heart again, and said to Jia Amnesty: "Fifth prince, you don't know what's going on, the saint you Always know, right?"

Jia Amnesty looked at her innocently, "My son doesn't know, but I was quite frightened."

He didn't bite to death and said that the person who came was not a saint, but his attitude was still not much better.

And the next moment, with a "bang bang", Mother Jia threw a cup directly at his feet, and a fragment jumped directly onto Jia Shen's face. Thanks to him subconsciously closing his eyes, the small piece of porcelain was just a piece of cake. It landed on his eyelid without hurting the eye.

Jia's mother was taken aback, her heart was beating wildly, she quickly pressed her chest, and reprimanded Jia She: "Don't you understand the so-called small shou's big escape? You didn't even hide just now? "

If it was just a little short, if she really blinded Jia She's eyes, even if she was Jia She's mother, she would not be able to hide from Yoyo's mouth, and her reputation would be ruined all her life!

Jia Amnesty took the piece of debris off slowly, looked at Jia's mother indifferently and said, "I heard that the old lady is going back to Jinling?"

Mother Jia thumped in her heart, and immediately said: "Yesterday, Wang's diagnosis was very happy. She is so old, how can I rest assured? Even if you are a wicked person born to collect debts, I, as a mother, can still be with you." Care about?"

hehe.Jia She sneered in his heart, but he only said: "That's really congratulations to the second brother and younger siblings. Of course, if you really want to go back, you still have the Xing family at home, and I went to the palace to see you a few days ago. Prince Rhett, he rewarded the Xing family with his nanny, so nothing will go wrong."

Mother Jia couldn't hold back any longer, her expression changed, and she said, "How can this be done? Didn't she go to be raised by Rong?"

Jia She picked up the teacup to moisten his throat, then smiled and said, "You are raised by Rong, but you also know that your son has become a marquis, but Xing's behavior is not good enough, wait for Lian No matter how old my son is, I don't feel at ease asking her to show him his wife, so I begged this old lady to come over."

Mother Jia was speechless for a while.

How could she not hear the gun with the stick?Besides, it's hard to say whether she is worried about Xing Shi or her and Wang Shi.

Thinking of Mrs. Liu who came out of the palace, she even started to worry about Mrs. Wang's stomach!

After a long time, she said: "When will that Mrs. Liu arrive?"

Only then did Jia Shen show a heartfelt smile, "This afternoon. I was worried that people at home would look down on me, so I simply asked people to invite Mrs. Zhang's nanny, Mrs. Gao, so that I could be her as well." Companion, after all, he is not an ordinary person."

Mother Jia took a deep breath and nodded slowly.

If she doesn't nod, what can she say?No?Even though they are not princes, but as the only prince among the princes, they Rongguo Mansion can't offend that one!She was caught with a small braid, and she is not an old birthday star who wants to die by eating arsenic!

Unlike Zhang's nanny Gao, although she was young, she ate a lot of fat because of her unique skills, so her legs and feet were inconvenient.Although the former prince's nanny, Liu Shi, was about the same age as Gao Shi, she was very young and energetic. She was wearing old clothes and only had an ordinary jade hairpin on her head. Don't be arrogant.

In a word, this is a very remarkable old lady.

For reasons known to everyone, this person was invited to the flower hall to meet Mrs. Xing after getting off the carriage, and at the same time met Mrs. Gao who had come half an hour earlier.

Originally, Xing was worried that Liu would look down on her, so she looked lost.But Mrs. Gao is Mrs. Zhang's nanny, talking with her for a while made her relax a lot. She only felt that Mrs. Gao was a wonderful person, and she didn't pick her nose and eyes on her house-filling nanny just because she was her original nanny. , I am very grateful.

At this moment, when Mrs. Liu arrived, she greeted Mrs. Xing politely, then looked at Mrs. Xing with those sharp eyes, and said with a smile: "Madam is indeed a lucky one."

Xing: "..." Why did she feel that there was something in these words?

When she was about to introduce Mrs. Gao and Mrs. Liu, she saw Jia She come in. When she saw Mrs. Liu, she smiled and said, "I haven't seen Mrs. Liu for many years. Although this meeting is a bit joyful, it's still a little bit of forgiveness." I'm afraid." He shrank his neck as he spoke, making a frightened look.

Mrs. Liu couldn't hold back, and smiled on that serious looking face, and said: "I don't think you are afraid of me, if you were really afraid, you would often beat His Highness black and blue, let me Distressed?"

"It's like he didn't treat me as a sandbag. You can't be so eccentric, after all, now I support you." Jia Xun snorted after saying, "Sure enough, who hurts who hurts, me Although there is no nanny, there are people here who love me." Then he smiled flatteringly at Gao Shi, "Are you right?"

Covering her mouth with a handkerchief, Gao smiled and said, "You are always sweet-talking, so I can't help but hurt you."

Jia Amnesty got the answer he wanted, and immediately said proudly to Liu Shi: "This is the chef of the Zhang family I told you about, Zhang's nanny, this time you have spoken."

At first, Mrs. Liu liked this "little partner" whom His Royal Highness took the initiative to identify with. After all, this one came out with great difficulty. If Her Royal Highness beats him away, where can he find another one who can be liked by him? of?But after finding out about the incident between him and the prince, Liu's attitude towards Jia She, the "little goblin", changed completely!

If he had been flattered by Jia She ten years ago, the Liu family would not have given him any good looks at all.But now it is different, although Jia She has raised her well these years and deliberately kept her mouth shut, but she had already sensed that something was wrong before she left the palace, and she really found out about it when she went shopping in the town .

The emperor abolished the crown prince, so how could Jia Amnesty want to hide it?If it wasn't just for being abolished, Liu Shi would have been killed head-on at that time, and went with the Lord.

And in the past ten years, although Jia Amnesty didn't show up once, he never missed all kinds of gifts and money during the festivals, which shows that he is a long-term lover.This is true for her, let alone her master?

Mrs. Liu smiled slightly at Mrs. Gao, and said, "Since Sister Gao has such skills, my sister will have the audacity to wait to taste it."

Gao Shi said: "Okay, okay, it is absolutely necessary to show some housekeeping skills to let my sister, who is used to eating in the imperial dining room, taste it, and the eldest wife has never tasted my craft, I am still waiting for the elder sister to taste it." My wife rewarded me."

Mrs. Xing hurriedly said: "Then I'm ready to reward you with silver and wait to eat it, but the master told me that I will learn from you."

Jia She thought to himself, that was before, but now that you have automatic follow-up, you still cook in the kitchen yourself?There are no doors, and the master is waiting to eat!

This place is so lively, but the people in Yuqing Palace are in panic because Situ Zheng has not woken up yet.

"The fifth son went to see Jia Amnesty? Why did he go to see him? Could it be that he wanted to get a share too?" The saint was very angry with his fifth son who had always acted absurdly.

Dai Quan saw that his eyeballs hadn't left Situ Zheng's body, he looked tired, and he also felt distressed, but he didn't dare to persuade him, so he came to report him as soon as he heard the news.But even so, he couldn't divert his attention.

"The people in Jia's mansion said that they didn't have time to stay for a cup of tea, and the two of them didn't talk much on the way, and Jia Amnesty didn't send His Highness off." It's just that the courage is getting fatter. s things!snort!

The sage waved his hand, "The fifth boy is quite decent, and he's a monkey spirit."

He abolished Situ Zheng, wavering back and forth for several years, and once he made up his mind, he had no plan to establish a prince again in his lifetime.But this is his selfishness, the ministers don't know it, and neither do the sons.

The sage felt that although he did not see his son as clearly as Jia Daishan did, it was also because he had so many sons, wasn't it?The fifth child still put his heart into it, pampered him intentionally, doted on him, he could do whatever he wanted, only one thing, he didn't allow him to be big-hearted.Now that he heard Dai Quan's words, he was satisfied with the fifth child again.

Stretching out his hand is nothing, but returning his hand, his father should really give him a high look.

Dai Quan remained silent.

The sage touched his son's face, the fever was still high, in a temperature that was clearly going to burn people, but Bai Shu told him time and time again that he was getting better, from the inside out, every hour his pulse was stronger than the past hour!Of course, the old man still had to turn a corner when he told him to—

This is also because your son is young. If you did this, he would probably be burned to death!

Thinking of this, he snorted, sooner or later he will chop up this old thing.

I can faintly hear the sound of reading from the next door, the voice is immature, but sonorous and powerful!The saint listened, smiled slightly, turned around and looked at Dai Quan who had not left his eyes, and said, "Say, how about I abdicate?"

Dai Quan was stunned.

The saint got up slowly, and smiled at him: "That boy Jia She told me that maybe only the royal family can drink this thing, which is obviously nonsense. But I know that this thing should never be because of my luck." Yes, the First Emperor did not, and if we go back to the past dynasties, he did not! I am thinking that after drinking that bottle, my body will be much better. If that is the case, then I will take this opportunity to take good care of my life."

"Saint..." Dai Quan choked up, he knew that the saint was not kidding, he was always indecisive, he had obviously made up his mind!Just like when Situ Zheng was abolished!

The sage patted him on the shoulder and said with a faint smile, "I've been dreaming about those old things for the past two days, and one of them told me that I'll have to wait decades before I can have a good drink."

Dai Quan's eyes lit up, and he blinked back the teardrops that were about to flow out of his eyes.

"It's that old thing you were thinking about." The sage laughed again, wide-eyed. "Decades, if I really lasted for decades, my sons are afraid that I don't know how many I can keep, why bother? But of course not now, I have to wait and see, maybe I have to wait a little longer several years."

For him to hand over the country with his own hands, his Zheng'er still needs to pass his test, just wait.

^^^ The stupid author was killed by Jinjiang pit ^^^

№1: I offer my knees to the Grand Master!

№2: I offer my heart to the Grand Master!

№3: I offer my tongue to the patriarch, I lick! ! !

№4: LS you...

№5: May I ask what kind of painting style this is?

№6: _(:з」∠)_ It looks like I want to thank the old man for pulling out another handsome man, damn it, the appearance of this fifth prince almost makes me unable to control my lower body, it's just terrifying!

№7: 23333 I don’t think this is the old man’s original intention. Look at his ugly face. Don’t tell me it’s acting. fantasy...

№8: In fact, the grand master’s appearance is a little higher than that of the fifth prince, but his temperament is different. I have no resistance to this kind of ORZ

№9: LS+1

№10: I feel like you said this on Weibo of the Grand Master, he might not let that Fifth Prince appear again hahahahaha, he is such a person!

№11: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ If you don't pierce it, you will die!

№12: Let me go, there are two cults popping up next door, they are actually the fifth prince and the grand master, and the fifth prince and our prince... This is really ridiculous!

№13: When it comes to cults, I only recognize our grand master and our prince!The official CP is all floating clouds, who made the elder himself the leader of the Lijiao of this CP?

№14: Damn, I saw a horse!Our prince is going to attend this year's Star Network Four Kingdoms Mecha Competition!Whoa whoa whoa whoa! ! ! @恩大主, may I ask you if you want to form a group together?

№15: The prince who hasn't attended any occasions for two years... @恩大老师 ​​Please lead a group! ! !

№16: The set ticket has arrived! @恩大主 I beg the master to lead a group!

№17: It’s a crooked building, didn’t Ni Meng feel that the scale of the big master’s crew is getting bigger and bigger?I looked at the little male god with an idiot face all afternoon!

№18: I am the same as you, but Jia Zhen is the one with the idiot face == don’t laugh!I just think he is so cute and silly!

№19: I watched the girls all afternoon, saying that all the girls are scheming whores, and I dare not love again! QQ