Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

№1: I'm sorry, why isn't this old lady going to heaven?Want me to give her a ride?Can you be shameless at a young age!

№2: I came back from the science popularization by many experts. By the way, I would like to tell you a good news. These experts set up a Weibo account of "@元古史", and experts are always available to answer your questions.That is to say, no matter when the Grand Master posts Weibo next time, if we don’t understand it, we can ask directly.

And the sticker: @元古史里's [Knowledge Popular Guozijian] It is clearly stated above that this Guozijian can also be admitted!Isn't that Jia Zhu known as rare in heaven and earth?Then why doesn't Niu Cha take the test by himself!I still have to ask for someone else's face!

№3: Don't you know if his father has face?According to the results of everyone's analysis so far, it is obvious that Jia She's father-in-law is a huge bull!Someone like a generation of great Confucianists, someone like a spiritual leader in the literary world, is like a national treasure like the headmaster of our Imperial College.There is such a father-in-law who still wants to get a quota... Although the elder does not seem to be a rarity for this quota, but if he asks for someone else's father and steals someone's son, this is not going to give back to the old lady of the joint.face!

№4: @恩大老师, the master is domineering and mighty, seeing how angry the old lady is, I laughed to death hahahahaha~!And the LSs took one bite and one face, I also burst out laughing!

№5: LS, don't laugh, the old lady's sour face, coupled with the good son and daughter-in-law, what good things do you think she can do?Let's worry about the old man first, after all, ancient times still paid great attention to filial piety, although the old lady is partial to this, but if it really makes a fuss, the old man probably won't be able to please him.

№6: I don't care about the old lady at all, I just kneel and lick the domineering side of the old man!After all, the old man is now protected by friends, and we have a backstage!In addition, didn't the old man say that he gave the emperor 150 million taels of silver when he met the saint last time? The purchasing power of @古古历史中科晴, this is properly one-twentieth of the income of the entire country's tax revenue at that time!Even for the sake of this windfall, the emperor probably wouldn't give the title of Grand Master to the end, right?

№7: Everyone had a heated discussion, but didn't you realize how sad the old man is!

№8: Help post: [@古古史about the name of the eldest son of @偶大老师, it should be Jia Hu, and Hulian was a ritual vessel used in ancestral temple sacrifices in ancient times.Used as a metaphor for the ability to govern the country...]

№9: Fuck, Fuck!This means that Lian Mengmeng has an older brother!And it's dead!Damn why did I burst into tears all of a sudden, I am obviously a passerby who only knows his name QAQ!

№10: I feel sorry for the Grand Master QAQ!

№11: The ancient people should have attached great importance to the eldest son... just like our current nobles care about inheritance!Not to mention being an aristocrat, even I want to conceive a baby with my husband...

№12: Don’t be sad, everyone, this should be done by the screenwriter. After all, our technology is so advanced now, even if @恩大老师 ​​really has two sons, can’t he support them well with his financial resources?Probably a fictional character.But the big master's acting skills today are awesome!

№13: [From an irritated little daughter-in-law to a savage willow-browed wife.jpg] I am a straight man, saying that the wife of @恩大老师 ​​has a wonderful expression today, and a link to the emoticon pack is attached: [The big wife’s domineering side leak emoticon pack]

№14: Pfft, I think the Grand Master's hat is a bit green!

When the elder saw this, he also felt that his hat was a bit green!He glanced at Xing Shi unhappily, and Xing Shi shrank her neck instantly. Under his prestige, she didn't dare to breathe.

Jia Amnesty was still unhappy seeing her like that.

It's a bit of a contradiction...

First of all, as a man, the Grand Master is very unhappy when someone criticizes his wife.

Secondly, as a man, in fact, he really wanted to cheer up his wife, otherwise the master would have to charge forward in everything, wouldn't that be overkill?

But the first one, the elder feels that he can still be tolerant. After all, it is not the Xing family who shows up in public, but the live broadcast by himself, ahem.

The elder said: "I'm afraid it won't be good after this incident happened today. If the old lady says she wants to move back to Jinling, you can let her move. If Mrs. Wang doesn't leave, you can just let someone copy it." If you get into her house, just say that you are helping her to clear the house."

Speaking of this, Jia She gave her a meaningful look, "You don't need to explain, sir?"

Mrs. Xing nodded again and again. This was obviously to make herself find something to do. She didn't believe that Mrs. Wang didn't mess around when she was in charge!But if the old lady really returns to Jinling... She looked at Jia She with a little anxiety and said, "Master, what should the old lady do if she goes back to Jinling, could it be..."

The elder opened his fan with a swish, and said while shaking, "What are you afraid of? If she wants to go back, let her go back. I'm not afraid of her making trouble, but I'm afraid she won't make a big fuss."

How did he get his title?It's not bought with money!

Why is the emperor Lao Tzu short of money?It's not because there is something wrong with Jiangnan's wallet!The money bag problem is caused by the third prince again, is it really stupid to be a saint?He is definitely an abolished princeling, but his good wife, good second brother, but the third prince can't come down.

Although he didn't know to what extent the emperor was short of money, he could guess [-]% to [-]% of it. The days to come would be quite lively.

He said again: "Among the people who will arrive in two days is Prince Rhett's nanny, the old lady is old, she was raised by me all the time, but she was invited out because of you. In order to take good care of the old lady's stomach, I invited my nanny out, and you should follow suit and cook well."

In addition to the evolution liquid, the Grand Master also received some small technological products this time, one of which is a smart camera.

Originally, I bought this master to use it in... ahem...

But who told him that he still had no guts after buying it?So use it in your own kitchen, right?Because of this, he decided to toss the Xing family.After all, it's a bit embarrassing for his majestic Lord Hou to cook in his own Hou's mansion, but if his wife cooks, it's virtuous, isn't it?

He only needs to tell his nanny, Gao, to teach Xing some crafts, wouldn't the tutorials for making money come?

The prince's... nanny?

Xing was almost petrified!How did the Zhen family in Jiangnan get rich?Isn't it because their old lady is the nanny of today's saint?Thinking about it in another way, if Prince Rhett can ascend the throne, her family may also develop into a Zhen family!And what is the relationship between the Zhen family and the Jia family?Needless to say?

An old lady of this status used to guide her?This is simply inviting an ancestor for himself. Even if the old lady doesn't say a word, if she meets Jia Mu, it will be a complete victory!

Xing stayed there for a while, then looked at Jia She with reverence, "Master, when did you raise the old lady?"

Don't be... that's what she thinks, right?

The elder said calmly and bluntly: "Before the prince is deposed."

Seeing that something is wrong, the Zhang family has fallen, how can the prince not make a plan for taking care of his nanny since childhood?

Jia Amnesty, who was in charge of this matter, kept a lot of hands and went through several layers of relationships, so that the old lady could live a comfortable life without hearing the wind outside, so as not to be frightened.

Xing wanted to kneel down!

Her master is really planning to tie him to death in Prince Rhett's car and he won't be able to get out of it!

But thinking about his first wife, Mrs. Zhang, and thinking about what I heard before marrying here, "the husband and wife are very affectionate and very affectionate", it is not surprising.

She is actually quite strange, because she doesn't even bother to drink vinegar now.Maybe it's because with Yingchun and that boy, she suddenly felt that she had something to rely on for the rest of her life?

The place where Jia's mother lived was noisy all day. After all, even if the old lady said she wanted to leave, it would take time to clean it up, wouldn't it?You can't go on a casual trip at such a young age.

And when Wang Shanbao's family passed the news to the Xing family, they didn't expect that their elders were there, and they were overjoyed at the moment.

After all, although the boy was raised under the name of his wife, after all, he didn't crawl out of his wife's stomach, did he?This brother is still a caring child born by himself, and he is also a legitimate son.

Jia Amnesty, on the other hand, seemed to have spent half a day scrolling through Weibo, and when he finally found out what his wife was planning to do, he let out a heck, turned around and left.

That's a snap!

Wang Shanbao's family waited for the others to go far before complaining to Xing, "My dear wife, the Marquis finally came here, and you just let him go?"

Mrs. Xing knew what she was thinking, didn't she just see Jia She dismiss all those Yingying Yanyans after she became the Marquis?

At first, she was still thinking about it, but the second day after she sent her away, she found that Jia She looked at her in the same way as usual, and it was no different from looking at a wooden stake, so she gave up.

This man doesn't want to play a boat show with you anymore, and you still want to have children?Go dream you!

Ma'am, she doesn't even bother to dream now, she's too busy settling for that upcoming ancestor!

Besides, Jia Amnesty had already said what would happen if the old lady made a fuss about going back to Jinling, so why would she still ask him one by one?Maybe he will smash a vase over.

"Okay, don't talk so much nonsense, you quickly clean up the east wing for me, and move brother Lian to the west wing. Come back to me after moving away, and I will ask the master to pick out some decorations together." After all, she was the crown prince's nanny, and Xing felt her heart tremble.

Their princes are a bit like saints - they have no mothers, they were all raised by wet nurses!The status of such a nanny is definitely not comparable to that of an ordinary prince's nanny!

Wang Shanbao's family was taken aback by her nonsense, what is her wife trying to do?Move the son-in-law Lian to the west chamber?Well, what is this for? This is!

But she also knew that Mrs. Xing had cheered up recently and had a good temper. Even if there was something inappropriate for her as a mate, she would be beaten a few times, and Jia Lian was not at home, so she obediently took care of her. People packed up and went.Anyway, if the people over there start to make a fuss, wouldn't it be enough to just say that it was the master and wife's orders?

The old man doesn't care about his own mother jumping around, but the old man is very satisfied with everyone's "feeling for the old man".

Although I only want to make one person feel bad, my lord, but so many people expressed their love for my lord, and my lord is so disrespectful!

After checking the reviews, he went directly to a website.

Speaking of which, he seems to be quite talented in this area. Although he has never been in contact with Xingwang before, he has no maladjustment.No, he can also find some strange places——

Bounty Hunters Guild!

In the interstellar era, there are always many strange galaxies, animals and plants, want to go somewhere for adventure, want to develop new galaxies and find someone to lead the way.

The tasks here are all kinds of strange things.

In fact, it’s not that the old master never thought about getting a smuggling tool (that is, a one-time one-way interstellar express) to get some seeds such as soybeans over there, and then find someone to plant them.

But he found that the experts here are really awesome.They started from planetary civilization. Although they have been developing towards the interstellar, they have not forgotten to record their own history, so the old man found that many pictures of the species he wanted can be found in a search, and the details cannot be detailed...

Many of these plants, which have evolved continuously with the continuous expansion of human beings to the interstellar army, have actually been completely extinct. Isn't it obvious that he took it out now?

So he thought about it and decided that offering a reward was a good idea.

There are so many planets suitable for humans and aliens to live in. There are all kinds of strange things, and the characteristics of those soybeans are so clear, and all ingredients are complete. As long as someone finds them on the new planets, they can Planted on a large scale?

So the old man looked at his balance with tears streaming down his face, and at the same time offered a reward.

Speaking of which, the old man is also an Internet celebrity who is making money every day!

Among other things, those two prodigal sons who have been asking him to buy horses all day will collect a lot of gems for the old man every day.In addition, the master also has a lot of brain-dead fans, plus the rewards on Weibo, downloading of recordings and broadcasts, etc., his income is no longer purely from webcasting.

In the past few days, businesses have also sent him private messages seeking cooperation or authorization. Of course, most of them are food-related, but they were all rejected by the elder.

Hehe, you have authorized the big master to eat my hair?

Now that there is a smart follow-up lens, the master has already found a craftsman, and plans to get some other tutorials and upload them to Weibo in a few days, setting it as a paid viewing!

It is said that 360 is the best, and the best is the best. The master found 360 craftsmen and bought a dozen follow-up systems to solve the problem of making money. How cool~!

The reward has been hung up for three days, because the reward amount is huge, but the difficulty is in the low level of D level, so these days this task has been directly promoted to the position of the popular TOP3, and the number of views every day is amazing.But because the Grand Master has set that the soybeans he wants must fully meet the conditions in the species record, no one has responded yet.

But the old man was not discouraged, he put up another reward today, it was still a D-rank, and it was still a plant—wheat.

For the old man who prefers to eat rice, it is okay not to eat for a meal, but he will panic if he does not eat for a day.Ke Mi can play far less tricks than Wheat. The Elder thinks that even if he sells Liangpier, he can be popular all over StarCraft, not to mention there are so many choices?Of course the wheat will not be missed!

In addition, the Elder also asked Mr. Jinjiang to contact relevant professional organizations and purchase their database usage rights to screen those new species with recorded tastes similar to those of the former earth plants.

After all, if you can eat abalone that is one meter long, the old man will not dislike it.

When the old man was enjoying himself, Mr. Jin Jiang popped him out of the star network, which shocked the old man, and then he heard a knock on the door outside the study, "Master, master..."

It was Lin Zhixiao, who sounded anxious.

The elder frowned and said, "Come in."

I wondered in my heart, could it be that worried old lady in their family is leaving now?Tsk, it was much faster than expected!

But it wasn't just Lin Zhixiao who came in, there was also Li Erbing. When this guy saw him, he smiled and said, "Master Hou, our family is greeting you."

The old man instantly turned into a stunned face, what the hell, are you still that Li Erbing?Could it be that it was traversed?Was taken away?Or is it his younger brother Li Sanbing?

Li Erbing didn't see his expression, coughed, and said a little embarrassedly: "Well, Lord Hou, do you have any more food for the master?"

Jia She twitched his eyelids, he had already got something.After all, Mr. Jinjiang reminded him that someone was eavesdropping outside.

He said indifferently: "I got that thing by chance, and I bought it because of those bottles, you know. Can something that can be packed in such a bottle be bad? The person who sold it didn't know the goods, and I was 1000 taels by the old man. The silver was taken away. It’s not just the price for selling bottles, is it?”

Li Erbing's expression of admiration came from the heart, not acting!

He knew Jia She's talent in this area, it was said that it was quite good.It's not surprising when you think about it, after all, Jia She has such sharp eyesight, it's because of how many good things have given him experience!

Isn't it normal that such a big cow can pick up a leak?

Of course, it would be normal if it was just a bottle, but now the contents of the bottle made their master burn for a whole night, and during the fever, he changed from skinny to eight-pack abs!If the saint is not there, forget it, he will definitely be able to hide it.But this happened little by little under the eyes of the saint...

What kind of treasures of heaven, material and earth can make their highness have such good luck!

Can the saint not miss it?

He didn't dare to wink and play tricks at Jia She, but said honestly: "Your Highness has recovered a lot after eating this, are you sure it's gone?"

Jia Amnesty went on to say: "It's really gone, my son and I drank it, but speaking of it, I don't think anyone can drink it. After my son and I drank it, something unsightly happened. Brother Jia Jing and his son Zhen Ge'er also spent the whole day, thinking about it makes my heart ache, I should have left it to His Highness if I had known."

Li Erbing actually wanted to ask what those unsightly things were, but he also knew that even if he asked Jia Amnesty, he would never say it. Just as he was about to make persistent efforts, he heard the voice behind him: "Okay, Marquis Jia En, Are you sure this baby is gone?"

Jia Amnesty was stunned when he saw the astonishing performance of the speaker, and then hurriedly straightened his clothes before kneeling obediently, "I've seen a saint."

The saint snorted, "How did you get this thing?"

The saint saw those bottles with his own eyes, and he also read the letter Jia She wrote to his son——

It's no wonder that Situ Zheng is still sleeping and waiting to upgrade.This is what the sage asked Dai Quan to find out.

After the sage found out that his son had indeed drank all those vials in one go, his heart was actually more than half dead.If he hadn't read the letter written by Jia Amnesty and left it for Jia Jing, Jia Zhen, and his son and daughter-in-law, he wouldn't have made the trip himself.

Well, maybe it still will.

After all, where would the emperor remain indifferent after witnessing such a miraculous event?

Or in other words, his son was indeed the reincarnation of a god, and he was the one who tossed and tossed his son so hard that the heavens couldn't stand it, so it came down to him?

Jia Amnesty thought for a while, and said: "I have kept this thing since I got it. For several years, I don't know why I never thought about drinking it. But since I met His Highness, I saw that he was almost skinny. , I dreamed about this thing that night. It’s just that I didn’t know what it contained, so I dared to drink it with my son first. After drinking it, there was no special change, but something ugly happened. My cousin and his son also kept having diarrhea. ...Although I was a little worried that it would have a bad effect, I thought at the time, what if it would be useful to His Highness? I let Eunuch Li pass it along. Now it seems that this thing is indeed useful to the royal family, but here I am. , I have to ask my wife and children if they have drunk."

The sage listened very carefully when he answered, and Dai Quan's eyes were fixed on Jia She the whole time.

After hearing what Jia She said, he immediately whispered something in the saint's ear, and then said to Jia She: "Master, our family will send someone to ask Mrs. Zun first."

Jia Amnesty nodded calmly.

Isn't it just the evolution fluid? Even if the shipping is more expensive, I can always get it from places you can't see, master.Although Jinjiang Jun's defense system is not strong in this place without a star network, it is more than enough to monitor the entire Rongguo Mansion.

The sage took three jade bottles and left as he wished.

After Dai Quan left, Jia Amnesty took a look at the startled Xing family and the crying son and daughter, and felt distressed, "That damn old thing, he doesn't have any children. I feel sorry for other people's family!"

Then he hugged Yingchun himself and coaxed her for a long time, and when the teardrops on the little girl's eyelashes stopped falling, he threw it to Mrs. Xing, comforting her: "Don't worry, it's a good thing."

He once told Situ Zheng face to face that the level of this evolution fluid is not high, and if you want to have a good effect, of course you have to drink more at once to achieve a better effect.

Moreover, his batch of evolutionary fluids is not a life-enhancing type. Even if a saint wants to play tricks after strengthening his body, can't he still buy some weapons from Xingwang?

Lord, who am I afraid of!

Contemptuously look at the proud face, pose for a photo and walk away!

The author has something to say: ————About the plot [Barrage]———

[Can this plot be entertained?How come there are heavenly materials and earthly treasures intruding all of a sudden? 】

[Think about Master Jing's part-time job 233333]

[This is just a drama, and it's obviously a drama with no main storyline, okay? 】

[The Elder Master refuses to bring any funding into the crew, because the Elder Master is the crew! 】【←_←+1】【23333+1】

[I'll go, the Grand Master has recently taken various domineering routes?Is this the rhythm of rebellion?Look at this pose, pull it to the sky! 】

[My grandpa can go up to the sky and down to the earth, what is this pass, next time he can point to the sky with one hand and the ground with the other, saying: I am the only one! 】【← Don't let this historical dog go, where did it come from? 】

[Straight men who are single only want the old man to send out a few girls. They have been messing around recently, and they don't want to chase after no benefits! 】【← Pointing to the increasingly domineering lady, those eyebrows are well received! 】【You in front don't make trouble, be careful that the old man kills you】

————About Cult [Weibo]————

№1: Damn it!Look at the picture and look at the picture, the old man actually gave us a thumbs up!Hehehehehe, I just said how could such a playful scum not surrender to the beauty of our Highness!

№2: ←_← Although the actor who played the prince seemed to be soaked in nutrient solution, and then suddenly swelled up like a balloon, he only has hands and birds!Can it compare to the beauty of our Highness?

№3: Looking up at the two cults of LS, you actually match the prince with the grand master Lalang... looking at you with heartache!Our Highness deserves better!

№4: Hehe, LS, find me a better one until you die, find me someone who is more handsome than the old man, richer than him, able to give birth than him, and even more nympho than his highness?

№5: I understand everything else, but who will tell me, what the hell is Nengsheng? 23333 He is not an ancient woman.

№6: LS, think about it, how many children does he have?And experts say that those little wives must be given birth control, otherwise there will definitely be more than now.Even without birth control, he still has four children, okay?All three are boy papers!Such a cute boy paper! !

№7: Yes, the old man gave dog food to the prince in that play, it was all because of the character setting, okay?But on Weibo, when he saw any news about His Highness, he would secretly like it!For example, look at LZ.

№8: Cult!This is a cult!Your Highness is clearly unworthy of anyone!All those who covet His Highness are rivals in love!

№9: It’s as if His Highness likes you ←_←.

№10: silently +1

№11: Hehe, what you said is just like His Highness seeing this as immoral!

№1069: Damn it!I'm 11L, now I feel that my face is so swollen that I can't see people at all, okay?My Highness ah ah ah ah ah!Why did you fall in love with such a product! ! ! !