Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

Master She is actually a very crying bag.When I was a child, every time I was punished, beaten, beaten by my future father-in-law, and cleaned up by my three brothers-in-law in turn, the tears were as if I didn’t want money, and I used a vat to sway them!

The person on the bed hadn't seen him so unpromising in more than ten years, but seeing him go from howling to crying to hiccupping, and hiccupping while looking at him, honestly, he was in a happy mood!

If it wasn't for him being bedridden, it would definitely not be enough to let him cry and cry, but he would have to use a horsewhip to whip out more than a dozen whip flowers on him!

Jia She had no idea that he was lucky enough to escape the catastrophe. He only looked at his sunken cheeks, protruding chin, and bony arms. Almost every point was challenging his endurance limit, and he could hardly breathe when he hiccupped When he was angry, he quickly wiped his face with a handkerchief, took another one to wipe his nose, and then showed off: "Although you have become like this, Ah Zheng, don't worry, I will definitely not despise you. There will be good things for you in the sky, and you will be fine by then!"

Then I should thank you for your persistence?Situ Zheng narrowed his eyes slightly, "...go off and wash your face first, then go off and change clothes."

Grandpa is stimulated by his subwoofer!Fuck!I haven't disliked you yet, but you have disliked me first?He was about to spray it back, but when he saw the paper-colored and cold face of the man lying on the hospital bed, he was scared.

Okay, okay, isn't it just washing your face and changing your clothes?Sir, I also don't think this dress suits me!But... He leaned over, and the moment Situ Zheng raised his eyebrows, he kissed him on the mouth, and then licked it.

Situ Zheng's eyes flashed, and he reached out to pinch his chin, staring at his pale pink lips that were glowing with water, his eyes were deep.I also saw that Jia She blushed immediately, and the courage that had taken the initiative to mobilize just now didn't know where to go, and looked at the back with shy eyes.

Although he was a bit cowardly, the old man always felt that the way this man looked at him was a bit wrong. Could it be that he was holding back too hard all these years?Want to kiss yourself too?

Thinking about it this way, the Eldest Man exploded with joy——

The good news I have been waiting for for more than ten years!He thought he would never be able to wait for this day in his life!

Yes, the old man and the crown prince were not as "intimate" as the sage thought. Although the two are more than friends and their basic relationship is full, no matter whether the crown prince is good to the crown princess or Jia She is to Zhang, the two have feelings for each other. Respect, although she was a little entangled, she never rolled onto a bed.It can be said that the Elder Master has been itching for this since the wet dream, and it has been itching until now!

Excited by his action, the old man lost his little shyness just now, hugged the half-lying man with both hands, and smiled, "Do you want to continue kissing?"

"Not at all, I just want to remind you, you'd better look in the mirror." Situ Zheng said coldly, and then directly pushed the man's face away, hurting your eyes!

Grandpa: "..."

Stimulated by him, he swished and ran to find the mirror.Of course, this was just a show, and when he saw Jin Jiangjun's projection, he was dumbfounded——

The eyes are swollen like walnuts and red like a rabbit, and the face is still a little wet and red from being rubbed with a handkerchief...

As a face control person, he instantly understood Situ Zheng's disgust!

Li Erbing jumped out at the critical moment and rescued him from the fire and water. He first washed his face, then found ice for him, and after the rabbit's eyes got better, he found a shirt that Situ Zheng didn't wear. Let him change the old robe, he touched the brand-new robe, and murmured in his heart, if the old master doesn't dislike him, he is such an idiot, what's the matter?

After tidying up and taking photos of Mr. Jinjiang, the elder reappeared in front of the sick bed in shock, and pouted to the former prince who had already picked up a book and was reading it vigorously, "I finally came to see you for a while." Come on, why don't you read the book instead of me?"

"You are an eyesore, but reading is not a problem." After Situ Zheng finished speaking, he gave him a look. The phoenix eyes looked him up and down, and finally stayed on a certain part of his lower body for three seconds before slowly moving away. Be honest, it's best not to stir up Gu's anger, otherwise even if Gu can't afford a whip, Li Erbing can beat you up."

Grandpa: "..."

Baby wronged!My baby is suffering!What's wrong with the baby! !

Whose lover, whom they haven't seen for ten years, first despises each other after meeting each other, and then wants to smack each other?After Jia Amnesty burst into tears silently, he began to investigate himself. After all, he knew that the other party always had a target!

He hasn't done anything bad recently, is it because of gold?When such a thought popped up, the elder immediately explained: "You don't have to worry about the origin of the gold, it's absolutely fine, when the time comes, we can secretly move it out from the private treasury?"

Situ Zheng put down the book in his hand, stared at his rabbit eyes and looked again and again, seeing his expression of "you can rest assured that everything depends on me", he couldn't help sighing in his heart, what evil did he do to meet this bastard ?You got it right!After thinking about this, he finally couldn't hold back, hooked his fingers at this man, saw that he was coming honestly, bent down, grabbed the man's face, leaned close to him and said in a low voice: "I heard that you won't lift it anymore?"

What the hell!

I'm so crazy! !

I... I... The tears in Jia She's eyes are about to fall again, this time it's not from distress, but from fright!At this time, if he didn't know that the person in front of him was jealous, he would be an idiot!

It's over, it's over, he won't even think about raising his head for the rest of his life... His mind is in a mess, but his peach eyes are still blinking pitifully, as if begging for mercy, or pretending to be innocent, which makes Situ Zheng's hands even stronger , the originally low voice became more and more dangerous, "Return to a yard of concubines? Huh?"

The old man felt that if he hadn't been sitting on the edge of the bed now, he would have already knelt on his knees.

Situ Zheng snorted coldly when he saw that tears were about to roll down from his fright.

He advised himself not to be angry, after all, his body couldn't bear the torment right now.After letting go of his face, he shook off another veil, "Wipe it clean."

The elder hurriedly wiped away his tears, looked at him anxiously, and said urgently: "Ah Zheng, I was wrong, I sent them away when I went back, I don't dare to do it again..."

Reluctant to whip him dozens of times, and having no way to deal with him better at the moment, Situ Zheng had to write down the account first, and changed the subject: "Tell Gu about gold, how did you get it?"

After Li Erbing went to the treasury to check, he almost died of fright. If he hadn't entered alone, he didn't know how many seals he would have to seal. This also made him wonder how he put so much gold in his private treasury, and Worried about the origin of these things.After all, in his past life, the person in front of him never had a brain in doing things!

Jia Amnesty slowed down, let his heartbeat calm down a little bit, and then explained how he was hit on the head by Mr. Jinjiang, how he found out that there was a large amount of money in his account, and how he exchanged it for gold for luck. Come over, tell the truth one by one, and say that it is a flirtatious.

He looked at Situ Zheng while talking, but this man had always been scheming like the sea, and if he didn't like it, he would never let him show any emotion.It was the same this time, he only looked at the person with long eyelashes drooping slightly, as if he was listening attentively.

"I was so scared that I didn't sleep for three days and three nights. It was three days and three nights. It scared me to death. You don't feel sorry for me QAQ."

Only then did Situ Zheng glance at him, thinking, Gu can hold back and not choke to death now because he loves you!

Seeing his facial expression, Jia Amnesty had already maxed out his skill points. Seeing that he seemed to be out of anger, he didn't care if he really cared about himself, anyway, it was him that he cared about now.

First I went to pour two cups of ginseng tea, and after I drank one myself, I felt that the taste was still familiar, and then I took another cup to feed him, and after he drank it up, I fed him another cup, then put down the cup and touched his hand, looking at it with distress Looking at him, "I'll drink that evolution fluid for you when it's ready. It should be able to make up for it, and I can still make money. I'll buy it after I earn it!"

Mechas, game consoles, short-haired prince's battle videos, the old man wants them all!He wants his Ah Zheng to be good now!

But he said so much just now, because Situ Zheng had drunk so much jealousy today that he even said that he would whip him.

Anyway, he just subconsciously felt that it was better not to mention it. If he did, he might not be able to go back to this house today!

It was rare for Situ Zheng to see his distressed face, and it was hard to keep a straight face, so he finally showed some concern to him, "How do you plan to make money? After all——you spent all of other people's money."

It wasn't that he said that if Jia She was ranked second among the prodigal sons he had met, no one would be able to rank first.Can he believe a person like this who tells him to make money, or in a completely unfamiliar place with no foundation?

Jia Amnesty said all his plans for the restaurant and soybeans, which made Situ Zheng frowned. After thinking for a while, he said, "Let's let the restaurant go. According to what you said, their There are many species in the world around us that are different from ours, so the starnet you mentioned must also be different. Since they are different, how much effort do you have to spend just to filter out ingredients with similar taste? It is better to have this time Go find beans or condiments such as onion, ginger and garlic, and wait until these are confirmed."

Jia She nodded hurriedly, then looked at his face carefully, no matter how he looked at it, his heart was twitching, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, but I'm not telling you these things for you to give me The idea is to relieve your boredom! You give me a good rest, everyone says that the face is cut like a knife, I only know what a face is cut by a knife now, but I feel so sorry for me, and I will use it later You should eat more."

Situ Zheng didn't think there was anything wrong with him jogging around in front of him, after all, the way the two of them got along has always been like this, but when it came to lunch, he said to Jia She: "Wait for Jinger to come over later." You can behave yourself and don't frighten him. He has never seen such a brazen elder like you. "

Jia Amnesty didn't care about his sarcasm at all, just played with his hand and said: "Okay, okay, I will behave, I will behave."

So now let Master Ben take a good two hands!

Situ Zheng didn't care that he was taking advantage of him at all, whether it was an advantage or a loss, the crown prince knew it himself!

Situ Jing was very surprised when he saw Jia She at the first sight. This is different from what Erbing told him. Although his eyes are red and swollen, but apart from this point, he looks very handsome. Why does he look like a rascal?However, he had never seen a ruffian and a rascal, so he didn't know whether this was a good word or not.

Seeing that his cold and reserved appearance resembled Situ Zheng very much, Jia Amnesty first fell in love with this little Highness, and because he had to obey the rules, he couldn't go up to touch his little face, and because he was not only like his own father , still like a short-haired prince, I couldn't take a picture of him and post it on Weibo, so the master was quite regretful!So much so that the eyes looking at Xiaojun Wang were quite enthusiastic, so that Xiaojun Wang was embarrassed and looked directly at his father.

Situ Zheng beckoned to his son, and when he came to his side, he patted his head and said, "This is my former companion, Jia She, Jia Enhou, every medicine you have taken these years is his. I bought it for you, there is no need to treat him politely, in the future when no one is around, you can just call him uncle."

Situ Jing nodded vigorously, and when he looked at Jia Amnesty again, it was really different. He respectfully greeted him as a nephew, and said, "Jing'er has seen Uncle."

This really surprised Jia Amnesty. He wanted to avoid the gift, but he was stopped by the eyes of the man behind the little man. He took a breath, accepted the gift calmly, and then gently stroked the little guy. and said in a low voice: "Uncle didn't bring anything good this time, so I'll make up for you with a meeting gift next time, so that you can also be in good shape!"

The author has something to say: №1: LZ I swear!This is definitely not the hand of my little male god!My little male god's hand is obviously fatter than this one, how about a little dick?What a wild boy!

№2: LZ, you post too fast, haven’t you seen the new pictures on Weibo?Of course this is not a little male god, but another little male god! ! [Eyes close-up.jpg][Meal headless side photo.jpg][Smiling pink lips.jpg][My nosebleed is about to come out.jpg]

№3: Thank you for the picture of LS, but I still feel very suspicious after reading LZ. Didn’t the male lead just go to the palace today to see what the prince is going to do?He even pulled X to cut off the live broadcast mercilessly, but LZ couldn't believe that this was the little Highness!Even if you dress like this, LZ doesn't believe it!

№4: ...No, no, LZ, you forgot, you even distributed dog food before!Although the dog food is not fragrant at all!

№5: [Two fingers interlocking dog abuse photo.jpg] Thank you!

№6: I'll go, he's hooked up to the palace already?The only thing that comforts me is that the hand is a man's hand, only the same gender can fall in love!If it's a woman's hand... In fact, I can only admire it, the harem has been opened to the palace, the hero's JJ is heroic and handsome!

№7: Help post the latest pictures, the hero is so addicted to posting pictures!It's a pity that none of them have a positive face, and I'm sure this is true love! //@恩大老师: I & My Love [Steal a kiss behind the back of a man with a boa robe and a man's neck.jpg]

№8: Damn it! ! !My love, what the fuck! ! ! !I'm a bit confused! ! ! !

№9: ...I admit that the hero is true love!I can still love this kind of food, this dog food is not delicious at all, but I did it too!

№10: Dog food doesn’t taste good at all, I don’t want to do it at all, how does this sickly man attack, don’t tell me that the hero is attacking!I do not believe! ! ! QAQ!

№11: I only feel sorry for the emperor, really!

№12: I only love my Tanhualang!What's worse than a paper man~~~

№13: LS, you calm down, you have to think about whether people like the hero!