Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

Jia She, who hadn't woken up early in the morning, just opened his eyes and saw his son smirking at him, the teasing in those small eyes almost pierced through his peach blossom eyes, it looked like he was asking for a fight.Of course he knew that this was a mockery of him being an old man who was lying in bed again!But it doesn't matter, the Grand Master is a winner in life who doesn't need to go to court, so he doesn't care about this!

With a dark face, he asked the skinny boy to put on the white brocade robe of the same color as himself, and then finished washing, and finally confirmed that every hair on his and his son's hair was written with capitalized "logo" and "perfect", Only then did he start the live broadcast with satisfaction.

The way Jia She and Jia Lian ate last night was so distressing to Mrs. Gao. Although she was a little older, the old lady who was only 60 woke up early in the morning as if she had taken a stimulant. Early for half a table.

As expected, the old lady knew Jia She quite well, and when she was ready, it didn't take long for her to hear that the father and son had woken up.

Jinxiu, who had been taking care of her by her side, said in amazement, "You should have figured it out, the Elder Master really only woke up at this time."

Mrs. Gao flatly concealed the embarrassment of the master, "Yesterday, the boat was exhausted, so it is natural to get up late today. Besides, Brother Lian is still young, and it is time for snoozing, and he shares a bed with the master, and he doesn't know at night. How many times do you want to wake up the master?"

Jinxiu understood in seconds.

Every time she came home from vacation, she would always be kicked awake several times when she slept on the same bed with her sister.

Mrs. Gao arrived at the dinner table a little earlier than Jia She and his son. Seeing the two masters, one big and one young, coming over holding hands, their eyes were bright, and he said, "You and brother Lian got up just in time. I'm old. I am slow in my hands, and I am worried that you will delay your breakfast if you get up early."

Brother Lian gave the old lady a compliment in his heart, the old lady is definitely not an ordinary person!

Jia Amnesty nodded slightly without any embarrassment, and his eyes fell on the half table for breakfast.

He asked the God of Wealth to check Gao's body yesterday, and said that she is in good shape except for being too fat. He recommends strengthening exercise and then dieting to lose weight.

In fact, it is not difficult to understand, how can a woman with such taste buds and such skills treat her stomach badly?Is it because you are fat that you can't leave your crutches?

The Eldest Master felt that it would be abusive for Gao Shi to keep her mouth shut at such an age, it would be better to let her move more, so he never mentioned that she should be raised well, and the food should be cooked by the other two cooks up.

The old man's stomach said: cool, cool! ! !Thank you! ! !

Zhuangtou has been following him non-existently since he got up in the morning, and now he doesn't dare to intervene, so he can only continue to hold his heart and wait.It's just that he hated Gao Shi so much in his heart, but he was still lucky.

The old man took a small steamed bun in a leisurely manner, bit open an opening lightly, blew on it first, then drank the soup carefully, and then slowly ate the steamed stuffed bun.

[Fuck, what makes him eat so gracefully?I thought that whenever this old lady cooks, he completely throws his image aside! 】

[The synchronization rate between father and son is off the charts, okay? I don't want to be too cute with the eyes of the little god! 】

【I am the soup on the mouth of the little male god~~】

[I am the chopsticks of the great male god!Kiss me kiss me! 】

[The little male god, except for his panties, I only licked them fifty times! 】

[Pedophile mellow get out!The little man is mine! 】

[Hehe, since you are a rival in love, then draw your sword! ! 】

Jia Amnesty ate with both satisfaction and regret, and said to the old lady: "If only it were autumn, I'll be waiting to eat crab roe."

Slowing down, he said again, "There are also lion heads with crab powder!"

The old lady almost laughed like a flower, and said: "You will definitely be indispensable at that time. When Jiangnan sends crabs this year, you can just bring the crabs!"

[Male god, look at your son, there will be nothing to eat if you continue to chat! 】

[What are you talking about, it's all because you feel sorry for your son and let him eat first, okay? 】

[I searched and found that this is called a steamer, but it’s not just these four, there are dozens of buns like this under such a large pile!Enough for him to eat! 】

After Jia Amnesty finished praising the old lady, she began to perform yesterday's miracle of using chopsticks like electricity!As expected, there was another bunch of bullet screens complaining——

【I just want to ask, why do they have to use these two bamboo poles to eat when I saw the spoons? Eating every day is like performing acrobatics! 】

[I only praise my male god for his great acrobatics! 】

After eating, Jia She rinsed his mouth and held a cup of tea. He looked at Zhuangtou, whose calves were swaying, and said calmly, "Did you recruit yourself, or did you let the master sell you directly?"

Zhuangtou finally didn't have to sway, he knelt down with a thud, and then kowtowed vigorously to beg for mercy, "The villain knows I was wrong, master please forgive me this time, please forgive me..."

"It's useless to recruit like this!" Jia She sneered, then stared at Jia Lian and said, "I have nothing else to do today, just reconcile accounts. I guess you've always learned it?"

Lian Mengmeng nodded, and she puffed her chest out proudly, "My son doesn't dare to say anything else, but he's good at this subject."

Jia She gave him a sideways glance, this dreadful little sample, if you are capable, you can take the imperial examination and get into the Ministry of Household Affairs for me in the future!Then he looked at Zhuangtou who was still kowtowing, and said lightly: "I will make up for as much as I am short of the master. This account, the master will settle it for you!"

Among the most important contacts left to him by his grandmother were several accountants, who have been taken care of by him all these years. A few days ago, he not only let people take away the account of this Zhuangzi, but also the other Zhuangzi. Not a lot.These few accountants brought their apprentices day and night to save money, and they had already reconciled the accounts before he came to this Zhuangzi.

Hearing Jia She's words, the head of the village left a glimmer of hope in his heart.

Sure enough, a group of people came after a while, first moved a few long tables, and then set up a pile of accounts, Jia Amnesty picked out the basics from the pile of fake accounts and threw them to his son, saying: "These, what are you giving today?" I'll do the math."

Jia Lian was not afraid, so he asked someone to build a bench, table and chair for him, polished the ink himself, and asked someone to give him a small abacus.Zhuangtou over there was also looking at the checked accounts, wiping his tears while reading, and nodded.

Originally, these Jia Amnesties could not be broadcast, but the elder thinks that those people are not interested in his life?It's part of his life too.Although he knows what kind of human rights people will pay attention to in the future, in his opinion, this kind of traitorous thing is a waste of food while alive, and it is too cheap for them to die!And although he is not a good person, he is also an upright person. He is such a person, he likes to look at, like to praise, like to smash, don't point at the old man, he is like an actor, he is hypocritical all day long to please them.

Although I think so, the old man who flaunts his wealth every day seems to be playing with the pair of jade lions in his hand.

This pair of jade lions was carved by Liu Baiqian, a famous artist in Yangzhou, with a whole piece of Hetian mutton fat white jade. The end of the tail forms a graceful and smooth arc, and the powerful front paws, abdomen and hind limbs make the overall shape dynamic.The eyes are even inlaid with two pigeon blood rubies, which makes people praise "What a finishing touch!"

Lian Mengmeng had already skimmed through an account book, and she had some points in her mind, but when she looked up at his father, she was attracted by the jade lion who was not much bigger than Biwen playing with walnuts, and she didn't blink her eyes.

Jia Amnesty glanced at him angrily, "What are you looking at, wouldn't my things be yours sooner or later?"

Jia Lian didn't feel uncomfortable being taught a lesson, but her heart was sweet and sweet!Was it because he was able to leave his private house to him because he put his son at ease?Immediately stopped reading, and immediately turned to the first page again, and the crackling sound of Xiaobaian started!

Zhuangtou embezzled more than 7000 taels of silver in total, and now he has stolen his home and only recovered less than 2 taels. Jia She sneered, "Do you want money or life?"

He is a farmer, how can he spend 7000 taels of extravagance on his farm in the past ten years?When Thaksin?

Zhuangtou Nuonuo said: "The villain...the villain likes to gamble..."

Jia Amnesty waved his hand, pulled him out and beat Zhuangzi's mouth until he confessed.

And Jia Lian didn't have any discomfort with his way of doing it, and he didn't finish the accounts when he had lunch at noon, which made his forehead sweat a lot.

Jia Amnesty didn't urge him, and didn't let anyone serve dinner, but just watched with cold eyes, but began to think in his heart.

There are of course countless benefits to becoming an old driver. First of all, I know that Mr. Jin Jiang is actually a light brain, not the God of Wealth.But how it ended up on him remains a mystery.

Mr. Jinjiang said that he had no authority to know his model, so he couldn't find the manual, so he could only refer to the manuals of other optical computers to infer what functions it has.After knowing that the human body can be scanned, the Elder Master did his part to be scanned first, and then he learned that his current body is a waste!

Other things are fine, but how can you bear the kidney deficiency?

The genetic evolution fluid must be bought, bought, bought, bought!

But his son Jia Lian's body is not bad among primitive human children, but he lacks exercise and his bone density is a bit low.

That's fine, but it also comes with a qualification appraisal - SS to E level, his son is only D!second last!Can this be tolerated?Among the bunch of E's, the only interest specialty and behavioral preference is A, which raises the average score, showing that his son is very sensitive to money and numbers, and it is recommended to cultivate this aspect.

The old master looked at a bunch of suggestions from Mr. Jinjiang, what kind of learning machine, buy it!What is the evolution fluid for deep sleep to develop brain domains!purchase!But... there is no money!The old man is grinding his teeth, otherwise he is such a lazy person, even if he wants to open a restaurant, he doesn't need to advertise in person!After all, that would affect the image of the Grand Master!

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The daily life of the old man surfing the Internet

In the beginning, Mr. Xi only read the comments. After all, he didn't know where the other operation buttons were. His Jinjiang Jun was a cold and ruthless cool guy, and he never took the initiative to talk.

The elder who wants to make waves with his hands feels that it is not easy for him!But I can't help but he is smart!Those who are LZ, LS and LSS will always post pictures, um, after clicking on the pictures, he has entered a vast world called Weibo!

Will YY him and his son, he and his cousin, he and his brother-in-law's "big brother" and "wife" what kind of good birds can they be?Basically, the Grand Master suffered a severe mental shock!

Although they can't directly make real CP pictures of him, his son, and his cousin's brother-in-law over there, they can draw them!Can engage in virtual characters ah!Seeing himself and Lin Ruhai passionately kissing each other, and the giant wheel of love with his cousin turning over at every turn, Jia She laughed, a bunch of scum!If you have the ability to YY him and that short-haired prince!

I don't know what's going on, but every time the old man looks back at those military uniform photos, he feels that his body is hard!

And, you are tough!I hate kidney deficiency!

(The so-called treatment of kidney deficiency does not contain sugar, sir, you are so sweet and dirty, how can you not lose money ╮(╯▽╰)╭)