Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

Girls, before mandarin ducks, deserved their name, but Suzaku has its own special effects wherever it goes, and it is easy to win the hearts of girls.Fortunately, it is only teasing but not shooting, otherwise it will become a capitalized scum.

Suzaku immediately hehe, [@@The goddess who is popular with thousands of girls every day: @白虎Do you need to clean up?Think I can't tear you apart? 】

Jia Amnesty was still laughing at the joke, but when he saw this line, he was about to cry!Hey, hey, don't stay here if you want to fight!Before he could warn, Bai Hu replied: 【Fight? 】

Suzaku: [Wait and kneel! 】

Jia She: ...

I invite you to play Ganqing is to invite you to fight?

Jun Gu immediately said: "Don't worry, they don't dare, they probably want to fight for wine."

The elder was relieved immediately, and immediately flattered the Dragon Emperor and said, "I have prepared 30-year-old Lihuabai here for you, you can try it later?"

The Dragon Emperor said: "Only 30 years?"

The old man was so excited by these four words that he almost bit his tongue. For ordinary humans who have never drank the evolution fluid, oh, for the bitterness of the primitive species, 30 years is a long time, isn't it?But he immediately looked at Jun Gu and said, "I remember that the Supreme Emperor seemed to be 50 years old?"

Jia Lian was originally a little transparent, after all, he and his father have been a little...

But when I heard this sentence, I really couldn't bear it!He didn't know it at first, but after reading a lot of complaints on the Internet, he realized that his father's treasures all came from this way: the emperor → the emperor → his father!

Now he is still thinking about the little wine in the cellar!

There are too many pitfalls, too many to vomit, yet not daring to vomit, Lian Mengmeng feels that she can't help it anymore.

He glanced at Xiaojing next to him, and to be honest, it was hard for him to believe that Jun Gu was like this when he was a child, because this guy didn't have the same style of painting in front of the Dragon Emperor!But although he was a little ready to move, he really didn't dare now.

Just not waiting for Jun Gu to say anything, the Dragon Emperor said: "It's okay, there is no difference between 30 years and 50 years for me, let's try it first."

The old man thought to himself, yes!They are not bad for those 20 years.

As night was approaching, Jia She said to Jun Gu, "Are you really going to let them herd the sheep?"

"The show has been arranged, and there is another table of gluttonous feasts, and it is still a flowing water table. I am not afraid of them eating. Isn't that enough? To influence their eating?" He didn't want to run to control the dozens of people at such a time of family reunion.

Hearing what he said, the elder said that he was speechless.

It's a warm moment for the family here, and Jia She gave Gao a "baby" in advance, which can keep the food she made fresh, so the old lady actually started to prepare slowly two or three days in advance, Prepare one piece and put one away. Now that Qiu Bai came here, she didn't even bother to give them to him first. The heat made him wait patiently.

This table feast, why can't it be put on it?

She even nags Qiu Bai about how to make the table look better, for fear that because of this guy's influence on her, she will be able to become a chef in the future.

Yes, the old lady was already ready to move, but she didn't act as an avatar just because she was worried about the three masters of the Zhang family.And she also wanted to see how the table was evaluated today!

After the feast she worked so hard to concoct was filled by Qiu Baizhen, Qiu Bai felt that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet!Damn!The Dragon Emperor and his master...and Anxin County King...and that little fairy with a tail...

He thinks he knows too much!

Prince = The reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei is recognized. Now the Dragon Emperor and his prince are carved out of the same mold, as well as the little mermaid and Anxin County King. How can this make him not open his mind?Not only has his brain opened up, but if his biggest advantage is that he is greedy for life and afraid of death, he would probably be curious about the origin of this Dragon King by now.

Xiu didn't take a look at him until he stepped back three steps behind Jun Gu, which almost caused Qiu Bai to kneel on the ground trembling.

Then he found a blue object in front of him, glowing with dark blue light, which made him startled.In the next moment, he listened to Jun Gu's words: "It's a reward for you, keep it. Go eat mooncakes to cushion your stomach first."

So Qiu Bai quickly stretched out his hand to hold the bead, but as soon as he touched it, he felt that the bead melted into his palm, which made him startled!But the hands are warm.

He didn't know what kind of supernatural power this was, and he didn't dare to ask his master at this time, so he hurriedly withdrew.

As soon as Qiu Bai left this side, he became more casual, so Jun Gu directly turned on a projection, so that he could watch the programs over there without being disturbed.

And Xiu's eyes fell on this table of delicious food, let alone the little mermaid, who was already in his arms and couldn't wait to pat his thigh with her tail.This caused Jia Lian to keep looking over there, not to mention envious.

Woo, he really wants to be fed!Always thought it would be fun!

Besides, in the imperial garden, the flowing water mat also allowed these interstellar people who were no strangers to Dayong to see new tricks, but I heard that they could eat and eat all the time!Everyone became happy. If it weren't for maintaining their "reservedness" as a fairy, they might still be cheering.

For these banquets, Jia Amnesty had previously asked the ministers and wealthy merchants in the capital to donate their cooks.

He's just a cook, and he wants to honor the gods, so what's wrong with him?

Didn’t you see that year, everyone worshiped the gods and didn’t know if they could receive their tribute, but this time, they paid tribute to the cook in person!Who would miss such a good opportunity?Not to mention those wealthy businessmen, they not only show filial piety to the cooks, even if the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, the prices of all kinds of precious ingredients have risen, and the supply is in short supply. Things enter the palace.

This is filial piety to the gods! ! !

Of course, because some gods are really not very reserved, the news of the gods' appetite and the bottomless pit has already spread throughout the capital, and there is even a tendency to spread.So these cooks also prepared and prepared in advance, so that they could shock these interstellar people with the running water mat, and finally let them sharpen their knives, and waited for the beginning to quickly serve their chopsticks.

Eat these to have more!

As the "leaders", Cyril and his family Richard just ignored the sheep at this time. After all, the food was all in front of them, so why did they talk?He annoys this set the most!But the live broadcast still needs to be opened, otherwise wouldn't so much food be wasted?This simply made him unable to see it!

So when the etiquette officer came to ask if it would start, Cyril nodded, and the show of playing and singing began!

This is like a signal, whether it is an expert or a tourist, everyone raised their chopsticks at the same time, and started to enjoy the delicious food together.

[It's so painful to watch, I can't figure out why I came to seek abuse!sad! 】【Grandpa obviously let go of Jia's welfare, why haven't I come to see my respectful master! ! ! 】【Obviously there are my uncle and goddess, why should I watch them eat and drink! 】【Terrible!So much goodness that we can only drink air, I have never seen anything more cruel than this! 】

[The more cruel thing is that the most brilliant cook is serving the emperor next door ←_←]

[That's the reunion of the prince's family, what a provocation! 】

[Wow, the prince just posted a picture. They actually celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival today, but the food is all made by the princess. I praise my princess for her cooking skills. I think this is Mrs. Gao from our interstellar world! 】

[I checked, and they actually forcibly changed the orbit of the satellite, so today is indeed the night of the full moon on the Imperial Capital Star, that's right 23333~~~~]

The prince's family was indeed in the palace today, he thought he couldn't leave his unreliable brother alone in the palace, right?

Although he never asked why Jun Lin got divorced, he also didn't ask why Jun Lin agreed to get married. No matter what path he chose, he had to keep going.

It's a pity that my emperor obviously didn't understand his good intentions, he complimented the princess happily, and by the way, played with cats and dogs with his nephew, and even sneaked food from time to time. Steal it!

The prince was also quickly given a headache by the way he jumped up and down with his son and made a mess of the palace!Should he be aware that royal housekeepers are hereditary, and they are not allowed to resign?

On Dayong's side, the 30-year-old Pear Blossom White was obviously more powerful than the Dragon Emperor had imagined, making his ears red from drinking and attracting Jia She's sideways attention.

After drinking too much, the Dragon Emperor obviously became more talkative, and said to him, "What are you looking at?"

Damn, the voice seems to be getting louder and softer!The old man who always felt that his ears would become pregnant in a few minutes said shyly, "I always feel that you are the same as Jun Gu after drinking, I mean ears."

I always like to put a calm and self-possessed picture in front of Jia She, and then hook Jia She's hungry prince: "..."

What happened to his ears!His ears are fine!

But the Dragon Emperor glanced at his son's red ears and slightly red cheeks and couldn't help but smile, "This wine is not bad." After a pause, he said, "Actually, I've already drank it before."

Grandpa: "..."

So someone has already kissed ass, let him only kiss the leg?

Jia Lian couldn't help but lowered his head and laughed so that his shoulders trembled and his stomach throbbed.His dad is so funny!

But this also made him feel that the Dragon Emperor is also a black-bellied person with a capital letter. He obviously pretended to be good at the beginning, and he could continue to pretend just now, but the result is that he wants to tell his father, and it is clear that he wants to see his jokes.

Jia Amnesty waited for a long time before feeling the heat on his face go down, and glared at Jun Gu, why is he getting engaged to such a guy?Could it be that he is really abusive?

After eating and drinking, the Dragon Emperor didn't go back, but stayed in the East Palace that night.

The Dragon Emperor doesn't dislike the bed that his son once slept on!

But what's worth mentioning is that this child Jia Lian has committed a crime, and he doesn't want to leave at all!He hugged Jia Amnesty's arm and expressed that he wanted to sleep with Xiao Jing.

The old man just hehe, what are you talking about Xiao Jing?Aren't you just afraid that I will go home and beat you?I used to think that the excuse for thanking the gods was that I stayed in the Taigan Palace for two days and didn't go home, and this kid was squeezed with Xiao Jing in the East Palace for two days, but can he still be allowed to live here?It doesn't make sense.

Seeing his face sinking, Jia Lian immediately felt bad, turned around and hugged Xiao Jing in the next moment, hid behind him and said: "I won't go, I won't go, you will definitely beat me when you go back, and there is a little mermaid here, I want to sleep with the mermaid!"

Jia Amnesty's face turned even darker. Xiao Jing said that it is not certain whether the Dragon Emperor will agree, not to mention you, an idiot who knows how bad your sleep is.

The Dragon Emperor was next door, but he could clearly see the bustle here, and said to Jun Gu, "Do you feel happy with him?"

"Yes." Jun Gu walked up to him and handed him a space prop, "I've always felt very happy."

The Dragon Emperor was silent for a while.

Since his son "adult" in the human calculation method, he has not gone to the mermaid country again.

At first he thought it was because he was too busy, but later found out it wasn't.

It's not that he didn't notice the clue, but his son didn't mention it, and he didn't force it.After discovering the various interactions between such a wonderful Jia She and his son, he thought that his son was a real person in Dayong, but now——

In this body, there is no taste that belongs to him.

As his son, Jun Gu certainly has his blood in him, so he also has his "taste".It's like his second son will say he smells like a brother after hugging Xiao Jing.

But what the son said was not right, at least not entirely.This body is more inclined to the "human body" of Jun Gu, and lacks the part that belongs to him.

But what he can see in Xiao Jing is different. On the contrary, Xiao Jing has his taste and the old story, there must be a secret in it.

It's just that the son didn't say anything and he didn't want to persecute. After all, as the son said before, it has only been 30 years.

Instead, he avoided this topic and said to him: "I plan to stay here for a while, but after you get engaged. I will stay here for one night today, and I will go back there tomorrow."

"Okay." Jun Gu said, but he was still a little hesitant. Although he could see Jun Lin's intentions, although his father was easy to coax, but regarding his younger brother... He raised his eyes to Xiu, with a look in his eyes. Regarding his father's prayer, the child said, "About my younger brother, I want to take him to see my father, is that okay?"

Xiu looked down at the rare tension in his son's eyes, and couldn't help frowning slightly, "You think I won't agree?"

It's natural for the king to follow his heart.

If you agree, you won't refuse that year.

He was sent to the empire so readily by Jun Lin every year, and one of the reasons was also because of his younger brother.Every time he can bring back a lot of videos to Junlin, so as to give him some comfort.

After his son was silent, Xiu just reached out and pinched his face. Although he was not as fleshy and pouty as his younger son, his cub was still cute no matter what he looked at.There are not many things that can embarrass this child, but it is always the two of them who embarrass him.

But even so...

"If he wants to see the child, let him come by himself."

Jun Gu's face collapsed immediately, and he said depressedly, "You brought my brother here on purpose."

Otherwise, he wouldn't have to be in a dilemma!

Xiu just patted his forehead, and said in a doting tone: "It's natural, but the matter between us is not something that you, a child, should be involved in. Don't stare at me, I'm not in front of your child and fiance Dismantle your desk."

"If you dare to expose me, be careful that I won't wait for Xiao Jing to see you in the future!" Jun Gu snorted.

This is his pain too!

Mixed race is tough, right?In Xiu's eyes, he is an adult man who hasn't peeled off his fish body for the first time, and he is really no different from his brother who is shirtless and wagging his tail! ! !How could he let Jia She know?

Although, he obviously already knew something.

His depression drew Xiu's laughter. If he heard Jia She's ears, he would definitely look at him with that kind of starry eyes again. Jun Gu couldn't help but look at his father enviously——

He was still a head taller than himself, and this was still a human body.And if he becomes a mermaid, his figure will be much bigger than now!And it will take at least 100 years for him to have such a figure!

And the voice is the same, he can only have Xiu's voice after he successfully passed the mermaid's first estrous period!

"If you don't wait for your grandson to come to see me, then obviously I'll have to come and see him. But speaking of this, although I prefer my grandson to be a mermaid, if you can have more babies, I think everything will be fine. Xiu said, lowering his head slightly and looking at his son at the same level, "After all, it will be more than 100 years before you become an adult."

It hurts to be exposed by his father like this, but Jun Gu is not angry. After all, he knows that the blood of the royal family of the Mermaid Kingdom is withered. To be precise, there is only one adult fish. If he does not go well when he becomes an adult...

It is always good to have more children, after all, he also hopes to have more children with Jia Shen.

It's just about having a baby... it's a long-term plan.

Seeing that he readily agreed, Xiu raised his lips and showed a most happy smile. He kissed Qinjun on the forehead and said: "Father is very happy that you have Xiao Jing."

"...Don't make me jealous of your grandson! You're still pointing at me to have more grandchildren."

"Hahaha!"

The author has something to say:

There is still a place in the palace that is considered lively, because it was filmed by an elf, and the director is Cyril, who is unreliable, so he had to be lively. After he found out that the Supreme Emperor was also having a family reunion, he also opened a sub-channel. that family.

This move obviously diverted a lot of fans——

For example, the fourth child, such as the fifth child, such as the fourth and fifth child.

It's also like being shocked that the third child was still a human being before, but he has experienced vicissitudes of life as soon as he appeared on the stage.

Have a look at the emperor!

For a while, this channel was also very lively.

[Look at how domineering the fifth is drinking!As expected of a character who can be a great master! 】【←_← I don’t know if it’s my illusion, I always feel that the son of the fourth child always looks at the fifth child, this child is obviously in my way! 】

[Use your brain!That's obviously because he is worried that the fifth child will raise the butcher's knife to his father, okay?But I'm full of love when I'm four or five hot, how can the fifth be willing to do it! 】

[Hey, hey, the fifth child who is so beautiful in the prosperous age is about to be invisible. Thinking about it, now I have to see one less time, my heart, that is a tangle!I really want to lick the screen! 】【etc!It's all four and five, how can you make a five and four?Isn't that right? 】

[Anyway, the two of them haven't gotten along yet, it's all yours!And you can switch to the channel to see, those goblins over there are all Lao Wu's beloved.This old five is obviously attacking!And the skills are good, good, good, do you think the fourth child is capable of surpassing him? 】【For the last sentence, I like it! 】

[Pick the cp!Hurry up and see that Cyril is indeed a genius, he secretly took pictures of an elf to take pictures of the old man, the result is 2333333~]

[The emperor next door is so powerful! 】

[orz saw the destruction of the elf with his own eyes, so I can only continue to flip through labor resources and lick him]

【←_← I feel that the prince must clear the scene. The little prince next door should also look like his father. In this way, including our baby, four people with one face, ghosts will know that there is something wrong! 】

[I really want to touch the little mermaid orz but I dare not! 】【It’s right if you don’t dare, and don’t think about why the second prince is still being beaten up, isn’t it because he couldn’t resist the charm of the mermaid cub?In fact, I would say that if I can't understand when the emperor is tearing up, I will make up my mind that he kissed the prince? 】

【_(:з」∠)_Think clearly, the prince is also a brat, okay?Not big!Far from being an adult!So it's really a bit too much, but the Elf Queen actually rolled up her sleeves and tore them up until now, I really want to help her forehead. 】

[What's the matter, people on the border are calling you and me, and there are three generals on our side, and the commanders of the three armies are on leave at the same time!Simply convinced!I curse Suzaku to return empty-handed! 】【← It's dirt!Be calm when you are clearly a rival in love! 】

[Didn't any of you say that the emperor's genes are not bad? The children here are all pretty good-looking, and the concubines are really taking up resources~~~~]