Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

Jia She never expected that after many years of losing his father, being demoted to a noble rank and losing his wife, he would have bad luck again!

First gave birth to a son and died a concubine.

Originally, it was just a concubine, how could the elder see it in his eyes?But this little wife Li Shi reminded him of his original wife, Zhang Shi.He also died of dystocia, and also left behind a young one. In addition, Mrs. Li was the one left behind by Mrs. Zhang, and Sla tore open the wound that the old man had healed with great difficulty. The pain, It's heartbreaking.

So the old man buried his little wife generously and drank flower wine.The so-called walking horse Zhangtai, after drunk, the old man insisted on riding the horse and raising the whip, but the people around him tried to persuade him to no avail. Then he saw that the old man was drunk and passed out on the horse before raising the whip, so he covered his head with a ouch and almost got off the horse. fall down!

The people on the left and right looked at it, okay, if this person fell down, their lives would still be alive?After persuasion, carrying and pulling, it was easy to get stuffed into the sedan chair from the horse, but the old man knocked his head in the sedan chair because of a headache.

But these are all on the bright side. What really made the old man panic for three days and didn't dare to close his eyes was the bunch of strange things that had appeared in front of him since he got on the horse!

There are white and colored things that look like characters, but no matter how you look at them, they don’t look right. There are also ghost symbols that don’t know what they are. The gems and the like made the old man feel like he was going crazy!

And these things don't appear at any time. At first, there are only two or three, that is, when they are on horseback, and when they are in the sedan chair, there are a bunch of white ghostly symbols.

He thought he was drunk, these were just hallucinations.But after returning home, after the girl waited on him, drank the hangover tea, asked the imperial doctor to look at it, took the medicine and fell asleep, when the painting style in front of him was still so weird, the old man was not well!

And the only thing that makes the old man feel more comfortable is that although these things have been appearing in front of his eyes, they will disappear as soon as he closes his eyes.And although more and more messy things are layered on top of each other, they will disappear regularly, and it won't hurt him a single hair.But even so, the old man still couldn't sleep peacefully. After suffering for three days, he didn't hold anything heavier than a horsewhip in his hands.

Or, scared?

In short, when Lao Tzu was sick, his son would come to take care of him. Jia Lian, who was ten years old, asked for leave at home and came to bring tea, water, food and medicine to Lao Tzu.

Who knew that Jia Lian had just come to pay his respects to him, and the ghostly symbols that had been still a little bit suddenly rushed out like a flood, and Jia Amnesty couldn't even see his son's little face in an instant.This made him instantly upset, and squinted at Jia Lian at the place where Jia Lian was kneeling just now, "You still know to come to see your father?"

The words made Jia Lian, who was still a little baby fat and as white and tender as the face of steamed buns, immediately knelt down, and hurriedly said, "My son knows his mistake."

Although he is young and doesn't live with this old man, but just looking at Jia She's gloomy face, he can tell his current mood, even if he is full of grievances, he can only swallow it by himself.

Of course Jia Amnesty knew that he was venting his anger on his son, but as an irritable father, why couldn't he scold his son?Just as I was about to teach a few more words about the prestige of being an old man, I saw piles of stones falling in front of my eyes. Although the stones couldn't hit me, piles of small stones and then huge boulders thundered down. The appearance still made him tremble with fright.

He studied these things for three days and three nights, and he discovered some of them.

But whenever he came in front of any pretty girls or something good to eat, there were usually piles of flowers, and if he ordered his servants domineeringly, a few stones would often fall.He didn't pay much attention to these things at first, but now it seems...does he think it's wrong for him to bully his son?

You ghosts!Don't tell me it depends on your face when I discipline my son and servants?

But there are so many stones that can be seen with open eyes, and Jia Amnesty has no choice but to stay up for three days, and he is really sleepy. Seeing these people who don't know if they don't know gods and ghosts, they like Jia Lian so much, so it's okay. He said: "Forget it, get up, I'm going to sleep for a while, just go get a book and watch over me here."

As a result, the number of stones flying all over the sky decreased instantly, and he saw his son's expression of relief.

This made him a little upset.

Or, in fact, he was a little upset seeing this son.After all, whose father and son are so estranged?But when he thought that this son was not raised by himself, he was helpless.

Thinking of this, his sleepy eyes gradually closed, and he fell into a deep sleep within a few breaths, breathing evenly.

Only then did Jia Lian get up, and walked slowly to his side, seeing that his eyes were black and blue, thinking about what the nanny told him, the grievance and anger in his heart were much less.

He looked at and sent the girl outside to fetch the book for him, and obediently sat in front of Jia She's bed, reading the book without a glance, and from time to time he would look at Jia She, no matter how you look at it, he is quite a filial man. child.

When it was lunch time, Mrs. Xing came to see Jia She in person. Seeing that he was still asleep, she didn't dare to disturb him. She just praised Jia Lian a few words, and while ordering the cook to prepare food for Jia She, she arranged for Jia Lian to have lunch.Just as Jia Lian left, Jia Amnesty also opened his eyes drowsily.

What had he just heard?

"The optical brain has been restarted, and the language has been automatically adjusted. Would you like to continue the live broadcast?"

what restart?What live broadcast?Is it because I haven't had auditory hallucinations in too long?Or... a new trick?

The old man widened his eyes and pricked up his ears, but he could vaguely hear the conversation between Xing Shi and Jia Lian outside, but there was no other sound, and the world in front of him was clear and beautiful, without those ghostly symbols!

But he was happy for only three seconds, and he heard again: "Would you like to continue the live broadcast?"

The old man had no expression on his face, and felt that he had indeed hit a ghost!Although he didn't know what the live broadcast was, he intuitively thought it was related to the things he had encountered before, of course not!

Before he could say anything, he heard: "The live broadcast is closed, and the credit has been entered into your account. Do you need to check the balance?"

Jia Amnesty's expression at this time is as rich as any Emperor Yan Yi, and his head, which has not moved much for more than ten years, is working again frantically, analyzing the pros and cons——

If his judgment was right just now, those messy flowers and stones are then what kind of live broadcast?Live broadcast rich?He can't make a mistake with the word "accounted for".So what balance is to ask him to check how much money is left?So check it out?

As soon as I thought about it, I heard: "Your account balance is 5085 gold."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

He has already determined that there is a "ghost" around him, who can know what he is thinking!

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At this time, the interstellar network is full of wailing!The ancient reality live show they watched for three consecutive days was suspended!

What about love!

The spirit of not giving up the live broadcast for three days and three nights!

Even if they stare and look like hell in such an antique room, and there are extremely charming beauties in ancient costumes who are extremely attentive, they love to watch it!

Well, the biggest reason for the popularity of this live broadcast is actually because of these beauties in ancient costumes.

Originally, what vulgar things could there be in the brothel Chuguan that made Jia She linger?A top beauty.

So he was crying and mourning immediately, and he had already started the live broadcast when he was left and right about the funny scenes of people's courteous service, but there were few people at that time, but when the mother in the flower building followed, he couldn't help but say "Oh my Forgive me, my lord, I can't ride this horse." When they persuaded each other earnestly, they became angry at once!

Although this face and figure are not comparable to the stars of the interstellar era, but the swaying posture, the way of speaking, and the small handkerchief pinched, it is gentle, considerate and beautiful like a thoroughly ripe peach, which makes people see Feeling itchy like touching a peach hair, the live broadcast became popular in an instant.

And when Jia Amnesty got on the sedan chair, the one who came here for the beauty began to stare at this unlucky guy, what was it sitting on?Why does it look wobbly?

They didn't realize until Jia Amnesty got off the sedan chair that it was still manpower, eight of them!

Even their royal family would not dare to do this!

Well, Jia She, who attacked the first-class general, could only ride a tall horse if he had a real job, but now he does not go to court except for the first and fifteenth day of the new year, and spends the rest of the time at home as a dead house Naturally, no one cares whether he is riding a horse or sitting in a sedan chair.

What's more, those censors are afraid that they wish that all the nobles can learn from Jia She, and they don't bother to participate, okay?

When Jia She got home, the audience had already snowballed, and there were more and more people, especially when Jia She passed the Sanyi Gate in a sedan chair and was carried to the room on his back. People came, there were servants, maids, and Mrs. Xing who was in command. Everyone was stunned by the excitement.

How many extras does it take!

Seeing that the costumes are well dressed, it seems that a bunch of people are in order.

Well, to put it bluntly, the viewers of Xingwang feel that they are like bumpkins, and they don't care about anything!

Some people even took screenshots and posted them on social networks, especially those maids.Think about it, who can be a girl in Master She's yard, which one is not good-looking?Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen or sixteen years old, the same age, either delicate and cute, or gorgeous, thin and fat, it's just a group of nerds.

God-like crew!

There are already local tyrants who can't bear to be moved in their hearts, what is sending flowers, but gems!

But the audience also felt awkward.

First of all, this speech is a bit hard to understand, but the live broadcast network is now powerful, and you can pay for your own translated subtitles, which is no problem for local tyrants.

The second point is the choice of the leading actor... Everyone agrees that the choice of the leading actor is the biggest flaw in this live show!

Everything else is okay, really, but he looks young, and he has a big beard and a scruffy face!In addition, he has been drunk since leaving the factory, and his expression is always like hell, which always makes the audience want to complain, or tease him?After all, everyone has discovered that this is a live broadcast using his optical brain, and they must be able to see their teasing.

Therefore, there are those who send flowers to show their love first.

Well, when piles of flowers fell from the sky, they saw that the male lead's expression became even more funny, "Stunned. JPG" ①.

However, after watching it for three days, many textual research parties have discovered that this male protagonist who is not ugly but frustrated no matter how you look at it should be a local tyrant. There are a lot of truths.

The author has something to say: ①I have written the photo format and social network tool names of the future world according to everyone's habits.

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