Scumbags are always affectionate

Wenshe, the capital of Xiangdi, holds a temple fair every year. This year, the temple fair is held at Unknown Mountain in the west of Wenshe.I don't know that the mountain is connected to the central street of the capital city of Xiangfu, and it is convenient for vehicles and horses to pass, so people come and go all the way, and hawkers yelling from the street to the end of the street.

This temple fair is an important occasion where the male lead and the female lead meet. As an important impetus for the first side, Wen Cheng went out early, wanting to step up the spot in advance.

However, no one expected that the two of them hadn't walked a few steps along the bustling street, and a smiling peddler brought a very beautiful candy cake, tempting Wen Cheng to "try it".

After that, the two of them collectively decided to temporarily postpone the task of stepping on the spot.

Come and be happy, there is still a lot of time anyway ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Ah! The host is so delicious!"

"Host, give me that one too!"

"Oh my god! This is so delicious! Host, please buy more!"

……

Wen Cheng's cheeks bulged, chewing food like a little mole.He listened to 233's request and nodded. After buying the food, he carefully covered it with his long sleeves and sent it to 233 where others could not see it.

#Although the brain that likes to eat human food is strange, 233's own system should treat it well. #

233's mouth was full of oil, and he rubbed his already round body contentedly.

Suddenly heard the sound of gongs and drums, 233 turned his head to look and couldn't help being startled, and hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, host, get out of the way!!!"

At some point, the two of them walked to the front of the brothel "Danyue Tower".And at this moment upstairs stood a man wearing a scarlet gown and holding a bouquet in his hand, he threw it down amidst the cheers of the crowd—it seemed that the bouquet was about to hit the place where Wen Cheng was standing.

Wen Cheng turned around blankly, still holding a meat skewer in his hand, he didn't know why and said, "What?"

233 watched something red fall down, and covered his eyes in pain...

With just a "boom", a bouquet hit Wen Cheng's head.

"Eh?!"

Wen Cheng let out a cry of pain, and hugged the flower ball in his arms in a daze, without realizing anything at all.He could only hear the noisy voices of people nearby, and the crowd rushed towards him like a tide.

"Ahhh, why didn't I grab it! It's not fair!"

"Who snatched it?! Ah! What a bad boy! When the time comes, who will be up and who will be down?!"

"Ah! I'm so envious! I'm so jealous! I want Yuelang too!"

……

"……what's the situation?"

Wen Cheng held the bouquet and looked around blankly, only to see men and women surrounding him with different expressions.

The corner of 233's mouth twitched and said, "It seems that maybe... the host, you were hit by the oiran's colored ball!"

Wen Cheng held the ball blankly, and after reacting for a while, he tilted his head and said, "Hua... Kui...?"

Wen Cheng has read some novels given to him by 233 in his spare time, the oirans in them are all peerless beauties, their every frown and smile are captivating.And in those novels, there is indeed a plot where the oiran throws a bouquet to decide the benefactor (although accidents will happen in most of them later), Wen Cheng is still quite curious.

However, even a peerless beauty has to be ranked behind in front of the task.

Tonight is a big day for the female lead to meet the male supporting role for the first time!

A maidservant in pink quickly came down from upstairs, smiled and blessed Wen Cheng: "Master, my Master Danyue invites you to go upstairs."

"Ah, no..." Just as Wen Cheng wanted to refuse, he suddenly reacted and said in surprise, "Master?!"

Not an oiran?

The maid pursed her lips and smiled, and said kindly: "Yes, it is the young master."

Wen Cheng glanced at 233, 233 hurriedly searched for information, only to find out that Danyuelou was originally a small hotel.And its owner is called Danyue, who is the one who wants to invite Wen Cheng now.

There are rumors that Danyue has a very close relationship with the King of Xiang and should not be offended, and he seldom shows up, neither the customers who come to buy Huan every day nor the noble son who spends a lot of money have never seen his face.

But today, Danyue suddenly announced for some reason that he would accompany the guests tonight, and the way of decision was not money, but his bouquet.

Wen Cheng didn't care how powerful this Danyue was in this world, he found that "Danyue" was not mentioned in the plot, so he decided to leave him alone.

He let out an "oh" and continued, "I have something tonight..."

Wen Cheng intends to simply reject this "kindness".

There was a sudden silence around, countless pairs of eyes were fixed on Wen Cheng and the maidservant—Master Danyue was rejected in public, this is simply an annual drama!

There was a look of inquiring gossip in everyone's eyes, and they were short of writing a few words on their foreheads, "Hurry up, we want to watch a show"!

The maid stared at Wen Cheng for a long time, sure that he was serious, she smiled to herself.

She clapped her hands, and suddenly a strong man appeared beside her.The man nodded to the maidservant without saying a word, picked up Wen Cheng and entered Danyue Tower.

Wen Cheng: "Eh? Wait, wait..."

233: "...What's the matter with this feeling of robbing women. QAQ"

In this era, the folk customs are open, and not only men come to visit the Xiaoguanguan, but women also like to come here for entertainment.Entering the luxurious wooden door of Danyue Building, they saw a frail young man on the man's body, they all looked at him like a wolf or a tiger, as if they were wondering if this is a new kid.

233 drifted over faintly, glanced at the undisguised people, and said, "It's more eye-catching than expected..."

Wen Cheng, who was carried on his shoulders, was still struggling in vain: "..."

Because of the need for men and women to sing back and forth from time to time, Wen Cheng's current body is not tall and strong. Although his skin and figure are not as delicate as women's, they still have a kind of neutral beauty.

In addition, Wen Cheng's eyes are pure and innocent, like a newborn deer who ran into the wolf's den without knowing it, and the guests in Danyue Tower were a little ready to move when they saw him.

However, before they came forward, the maidservant next to her suddenly spoke, as if speaking to the man, or as if explaining to all the guests: "Mr. Danyue is in the osmanthus room on the second floor. You can take the guests up."

As soon as the word Danyue came out, it seemed that everyone fell silent.The guest who had already got up and planned to strike up a conversation went back resentfully, as if he didn't dare to take food from the tiger's mouth.

The man nodded, and silently carried the "guest" up.

Everyone: "..."

#Just know not to fight against Mr. Danyue! #

#Give this "guest" a candle...#

Wen Cheng was carried into Danyue's room in such a daze.And the big man left Wen Cheng respectfully after putting down Wen Cheng, and only told Wen Cheng to wait a little bit, Young Master.

This room is very elegant, with ink carp playing in the water hanging on the wall, and rows of scrolls below.On the window sill are blue and white porcelain and thriving flowers and plants, and the pen, ink, paper and inkstone and the Guqin are placed by the window.The jade tea set was delicately placed on the table, there was already clear tea in the bowl, and the steaming white water vapor rose slowly along the sunlight cast from the window.

There is no trace of makeup in the furnishings of the room, it doesn't look like a young lady living in it, but more like a scholar's room.

However, no matter how elegant and beautiful the room is, Wen Cheng and 233 don't want to stay here at all.

233 glanced at the room, and said speechlessly, "What's the matter with Mr. Danyue?!"

Wen Cheng shook his head in bewilderment, he turned around and found that there was only one door in this room, and outside the door was a big man and a maidservant guarding him.

There is a task tonight, Wen Cheng doesn't want to be tied up no matter what.He thought for a while, opened the window to look at the height and said, "233, why don't I jump out of the window and escape?"

233 floated over, looked at the height of at least three meters below, and silently glanced at Wen Cheng's thin calf, feeling that it was about to break if he jumped.

But he thought again, that Mr. Danyue just robbed the "civilian girl" like this just now, and his cute, cute and innocent host will definitely be eaten and wiped clean by him, so how can he talk well and let him go? go!

Will he be eaten and wiped clean, or chaste and violently break his legs?

233 fell into a tangle of confusion, but forgot that these two are basically its brain supplements...

233 stared at Wen Cheng for a long time, then ignored the guests coming and going outside the door, suddenly had a flash of inspiration (?), and shouted: "I have a host! I know what to do!"

Wen Cheng: "?"

233: "Why don't you wear women's clothing?!"

Wen Cheng: "Huh?!"

……

233 The brain circuit that is difficult for ordinary people to understand looks like this:

Mr. Danyue smashed Wen Cheng among a group of girls——Mr. Danyue must like men——Then Mr. Danyue definitely doesn’t like women very much—Mr. Danyue definitely doesn’t like the host wearing women’s clothes——The host can wear women’s clothes She can protect her chastity——in the end, she can walk out safely!

#God-like logic...#

And Wen Cheng thought about it, and he also felt that this idea was good, but his brain circuit was like this: Danyue Tower is a small hotel - most of the women are guests - the guests will not be blocked - just wear women's clothing Disguised as a guest, escape is not easy to be found!

#pretending to be a bit logical logic...#

All in all, Wen Cheng and 233 hit it off right away, and they planned to do this.It just so happens that this world is related to operas, and all costumes of opera characters can be exchanged for free, and Wen Cheng has successfully transformed into a charming enchantress.

233 stared at Wen Cheng, who had transformed into a beauty, for three seconds, and screamed excitedly: "Ahhh—Host, you are so beautiful!"

"Ah...really?"

The fake enchantress Wen Cheng turned her head and looked at 233 wetly with pure and innocent eyes, it was a perfect combination of coquettish and pure.

233 fell down clutching his heart, eyes full of little stars.

#Too delicious, I always feel that I want people to do things that are not as good as animals...#

"Yes, it's this room. He's inside..." At this moment, the maidservant's voice came from outside, as if attracting someone respectfully.

The moment the visitor pushed the door, Wen Cheng instantly displayed his unique acting skills, and his whole person became soft and charming, like a natural woman.The outside is covered with a loose and tight robe, which makes it impossible to tell the gender.

The visitor seemed to be taken aback for a long time before asking in a meaningful tone: "This is..."

Wen Cheng was about to answer when 233 suddenly jumped into his arms in panic, saying, "Su, host! Something's not right!"

Wen Cheng: "?"

233 stumbled and said: "This, this person is not Mr. Danyue, oh no, I don't know if he is Mr. Danyue... But, but he is the male supporting counselor of King Xiang, Wei Zijin."