"What about the next life?"

"I won't promise things that I can't guarantee." Zheng Yuankai put aside those unrealistic sweet words, leaned over and touched the forehead of the person next to him to confirm the temperature there.His face was so close that for a moment, Xixi thought she would get a kiss.

But no.

The young and old, who could be regarded as puzzled, sat up straight like this, and opened the distance again.

"What's wrong?" Zheng Yuankai said helplessly.

After getting off the Ferris wheel, the little ancestor had an oil pot hanging on his mouth, and he didn't know what made him angry.Is it necessary to continue to talk about the next life and the next life according to the routine, and then take all the reincarnation into it?Young and old always thought that this was a conversation that only little girls would like.

Kid Xixi ignored him, but did not break away from his hand.

Children always like fresh scenery, and the exotic scenery makes him overwhelmed. Just those white people who pass by each other arouse his great interest.Suddenly, his footsteps stopped and he said excitedly, "Big brother, there, I'm going there!"

Lower your voice, raise your pitch.

It's like secretly doing bad things without telling your parents, or like eating a forbidden fruit... Yes, there is a sense of sight that a buddy in the dormitory invites you to watch porn together.

Zheng Yuankai was almost dragged in front of a shop that a certain kid valued, with black lines all over his head.

Look up at the signboard, look down at the merchandise, well, this is a sex toy store.The young master was about to resist, but the glamorous female shopkeeper had already opened the door: "Hey handsome guy, what do you want?"

"No thanks, we're just passing by..."

"I want to buy!"

Zheng Yuankai's refusal was dismissed by Xixi.

Speechless.

Even if she doesn't understand Chinese, she can understand this scene. The female shopkeeper's brows showed a hint of ambiguity: "Hey, a couple?" It’s not, handsome oriental guys are not common.”

"Thank you." The young master was calm.

There are only a few people who can make him panic, such as this little Xixi who is walking into the store.

Zheng Yuankai, who had no choice but to follow up, was still working hard: "Thinking about your age, isn't it too early to get in touch with these?"

Xixi who picked up a massager blinked her eyes, and with a face that people couldn't help but believe, she asked purely: "Isn't this a toy?"

Young and old: "..."

Did he know, did he know or did he know?

The mental age is obviously a child, but he has the behavior and demeanor of an old driver, coupled with the appearance and superb acting skills that can move the world, it is almost an unsolvable existence-at least for Zheng Yuankai.The shape and color of this massage stick are so imitative, even if you don't understand the English introduction on the tag, you can still see it, okay?

Xixi murmured: "Is this the part of the doll? Where are the other parts?"

He fumbled to flip the switch attached to the item.

"Buzz"

With a sound, the massage stick vibrated.

The scalp is numb.

Also, are the dolls you speak of blow-up dolls?

Compared with someone who really doesn't understand, he still thinks it's more likely to pretend not to understand.

The female shopkeeper who came up stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, deliberately puffed out her chest to make the attractive shape more prominent, and said with a smile: "This massage vibrator has three vibration levels, and it will bring you a different feeling from the real thing on the bed. A feeling, do you want to try it?" Her eyes were hot: "If you want, I can demonstrate it myself tonight."

If I understand correctly, this is a 3P invitation?

"Do not."

Zheng Yuankai once again firmly refused.

"Okay, a reserved oriental." The female shopkeeper spread her hands regretfully, her eyes dangled on the figures of the two customers, and resumed the serious style of a shopping guide: "Your lover doesn't seem to understand English, so, sir , what do you need?"

The young master took something back from Xixi's hand, turned off the switch and put it back on the shelf: "Why is there a battery in it?"

"Of course, this is the display area." Seeing the older Oriental man pick up another gag, the female shopkeeper put her finger on her lips and said with a smile, "However, it is forbidden to try it out."

Zheng Yuankai was in a mess in the wind.

Will anyone really try it on the spot?

Kid Xixi held a gag made of balls and rubber bands, and looked left and right curiously: "What is this?"

One can only speak Chinese and the other can only speak English. As a bilingual master, the young man finally glimpsed the dawn of salvation from the malice of the universe. The light was so warm and soft that his thoughts suddenly became clear: "Slingshot."

"Really?"

Zheng Yuankai didn't blink his eyes, and said without hesitation: "With a Y-shaped tree branch, the work is finished."

It seems to make sense.

Xixi gently tugged the ball twice, and opened his eyes wide: "Big brother is lying! This marble won't come down!"

"We can shoot together."

"..."

The child put down the red and black "toy" with hesitation.

When the young man was trying to think of the reason for dragging him away, Xixi picked up another string of beads and asked strangely, "Is this a necklace?"

Beads the size of longan are strung together, roughly looking at more than a dozen of them, just as Zheng Yuankai was guessing what kind of sex toy this is, Xixi has already touched the switch connected to the bead string and pressed it to open.

"Buzz"

They are bound to vibrations today.

"Why does the necklace move, big brother?"

The young and the young didn't change their expressions: "Relieve neck fatigue."

When talking with Xixi, Zheng Yuankai spoke Chinese, and the female shopkeeper couldn't understand what they were talking about, but she didn't hinder her from explaining: "This is the same as the vibrating massage stick. If you like it, I will give it to you. Take a new one, don’t worry, the silicone material is sterilized.”

"..."

Young and old don't want to talk.

"Hey, there are candles for sale here?"

"Low temperature candles, very safe, if you like exciting, there is a special version here."

"This rabbit has a bald tail?"

"I believe your lover will be cuter after 'swallowing' the tail. There are also matching ears and paws in the store. The plush will never go out of style."

"These clips are transparent!"

"No matter where it is placed, it will not stop you from viewing the reaction of your lover's body. Of course, we also have colored ones."

……

"Yeah, big brother!"

Three or ten minutes later, Zheng Yuankai retreated with a bag and the reluctant Xixi child, and behind him came the voice of the female shop owner, "Thank you for your patronage" and "Welcome again".

Full of black lines.

Slingshots, necklaces, blindfolds... It seems clever, but when Xixi said he wanted to buy it, he couldn't object!

Dig your own hole and jump.

Sad.

Young and old lasagna tears in their hearts.

Before he abandoned his integrity and prepared a white lie—yes, the ultimate nirvana "Purse Drop"—, the little friend of the ghost spirit took out green dollars from his trouser pocket, and in the black pair of Under the gaze of his eyes, he paid the bill sadly.

So expensive!

It is not the same price as Taobao.

The female shopkeeper said that it is absolutely safe, and the after-sales service is perfect. If anything happens, you can come to her.

Zheng Yuankai is a bit square.

Is this the same as regular merchandise?

Hey, it doesn't seem to be any different - just get over the shame.

After all, Westerners need to be more open.

In fact, when they were about to leave, a big American girl in a T-shirt walked in to inquire about after-sales service. The girl boldly took out a small vibrating egg from her handbag, and looked at it without blushing. When the two men talked to the shopkeeper face to face, and declared that there was absolutely no violation of regulations and required warranty, the whole person was in a bad mood.

He walked briskly, and the child Xixi who was being pulled twisted twice and fell silent.

The night was already dark, neon lights were flickering, traffic was busy, and the scene in front of me was strange and full of strange atmosphere.

Foreign country.

At such a time, the people around him become extremely precious, and the temperature of the human body is transmitted from the connected palms, which warms the heart.

Zheng Yuankai seems to have resonated with the literary youth group.

When his heart was filled with a touch of sadness, someone said: "Big brother, what is the pink oval thing that sister took out just now?"

Is this what you've been thinking about since you haven't spoken for a long time?

Eggy's sadness.

Oh, this egg is not a jumping egg.

The young master looked up at the sky, and replied in seconds: "That's a pendant."

That's right, it was hung on keys and bags for decoration, he almost believed it himself.

Xixi looked up at the sky, then quickly closed his eyes, opened them after a few seconds, and said excitedly: "There was a beautiful shooting star just now! Brother, did you make a wish?"

"It's too late." Zheng Yuankai, who didn't believe this, didn't interrupt the children's interest: "What wish did Xixi make?"

The child is very serious: "It will not work if you say it."

"Ah."

The two returned to the hotel slowly, the youngest swiped the room card, and as soon as the door was opened, three dogs rushed forward with their tails wagging.Wrong, Tian Ning walked over, and she didn't have a tail.

Ah Qi didn't want other people to go home, so after Ye Xichen informed her of the return date, she drove Zheng Yuankai and Jinmao's family back to Los Angeles, said goodbye to the young master, and went back alone.The "inner world" that Ah Qi once talked about must really exist, so such a solitary style is also justified.

"Wang woo~"

"Ow!"

Small dogs bark differently than big dogs.

Tuantuan and Yuanyuan are much lighter than Jingjing, but Zheng Yuankai still gave priority to stroking and hugging Jingjing. For example, if one day he has to face the choice of protecting the big and the young, he will definitely be a firm Baoda party.

Hey, there is something wrong with this metaphor.

The two puppies with light blond hair ran and jumped behind the owner's trousers, trying to pounce on the shoes, but couldn't stop for a moment. Tian Ning said with a bitter face: "It's good to know me quietly, these two little guys, are you real?" You're ready to bite." After complaining, he turned to the actor: "Ye Xichen?"

With the umbrella by his side, Xixi became a lot more courageous, and he showed an innocent smile: "It's so good!"

"..."

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