Cannon Fodder Slap Guide [Quick Transmigration]

"Um... ah... oh... please take it easy!"

Xia Xiaolou's young and gentle voice carried a provocative vibrato, drawing wavy lines in the air and getting into Lan Shuo's ears.

Lan Shuo's pupils shrank suddenly, his scalp tensed up, and his brain signal seemed to be interrupted suddenly. He rushed in completely by his body's instinct, and pulled open the curtain blocking the hospital bed.

The man on the hospital bed was completely naked, only a corner of the quilt was draped around his waist, and the spring was almost unobstructed.

His skin was white and translucent, and looked very soft and smooth, as if what flowed in his body was not blood, but milk, and it was so thin that just a light poke would ooze sweet juice.

Lan Shuo froze in place, his flickering eyes didn't know where to look. Whether it was the red rice on the man's chest or the shadow under the corner of the quilt, they all pulled his eyes like gravity.

Tong Lin frowned at Lan Shuo, "General Lan, why are you here?"

Lan Shuo's Adam's apple slipped a few times, and his voice was dry: "I have something to do with you, you are..."

The robot nurse standing by the bed held up a towel and said: "The patient is recovering very well. Yesterday, the bandage and plaster were removed, and the nerves and skin were restored in the repair fluid. Now the skin on his whole body is new. It is very fragile and sensitive, even with this special microfiber towel, there will be a slight tingling sensation, but this is normal, please don't worry."

Lan Shuo's inexplicably tense heart finally relaxed, although he didn't know what he was nervous about.

After the robot nurse explained, he continued with the work in hand.I don't know if it was Lan Shuo's illusion, or because he was getting closer, but he always felt that Tong Lin's cry seemed to be more exciting than when he first entered the door.

Lan Shuo's ears were hot, and his eyes moved slowly with the towel in the hands of the robot nurse on Tong Lin's body, feeling a sense of irritability in his heart.He walked over and pressed the robot nurse's shoulder and said, "Let me come, I just want to say something to Mr. Xia."

"Okay." The robot nurse handed the towel to Lan Shuo and left the ward.

Before Lan Shuo made a move, he asked politely, "Do you mind?"

Tong Lin laughed and said, "Do you mind? It's an honor for the general of the empire to scrub my body himself."

Lan Shuo's hand hovered over Tong Lin's shoulder, hesitating for a long time, before he squeezed it with the gentlest force, and slowly landed on Tong Lin's body, as if wiping a piece of thin and fragile rare porcelain, gentle and serious.

"I remember that General Lan is left-handed. It seems that it is also convenient to use the right hand?" Tong Lin looked down at the hands moving on him.

Lan Shuo said, "The strength in the left hand is too strong, I'm afraid it will hurt you."

That's right, Lan Shuo's left arm is an alloy mechanical limb, maybe a blood hole will be poked on him if he is not careful.Tong Lin looked up at him with smiling eyes and said, "General Lan is really thoughtful, are you so careful with everyone?"

Lan Shuo didn't answer, no matter how approachable and courteous he was, he would never be so meticulous and patient with everyone.In fact, in the past two weeks, whenever he was free, Tong Lin's smile would appear in his mind. He couldn't explain this phenomenon, nor could he explain his current behavior, he just acted according to his inner feelings.

Tong Lin's newborn skin was flushed with a faint blush from being wiped with a towel, as if a tide of emotion was surging inside his body, which aroused people's imagination.

His lips were obviously more blood-colored than before, and they looked brighter against the white skin. At this moment, they were slightly opened, and there were moan-like exhalation and inhalation sounds from them.Even though Lan Shuo had superhuman concentration, he was also teased a little distracted, his deep eyes became darker and his throat became tighter.

"General Lan, um... what can I do for you?" Tong Lin asked lazily while enjoying the "five-star" service.

Lan Shuo moistened his thirsty throat with saliva, tried to maintain his composure and said, "The deadline for registration is coming, let me ask if you have changed your decision."

"Just for such a trivial matter, I have to trouble General Lan to go there personally," Tong Lin said with a low laugh, "I really have face."

"You are Capet's friend, that is, my friend. This small favor is nothing." Lan Shuo searched his brains and finally found a seemingly reasonable excuse.

Tong Lin raised his eyebrows slightly, but refused to comment.This reason is a bit far-fetched, so he doesn't believe it.

The ward became very quiet, only Tong Lin's heavy breathing and occasional moaning remained.The towel in Lan Shuo's hand gently brushed against Tong Lin's chest, and when he felt a small bulge on his fingertips, he heard Tong Lin's voice obviously raised, which made a nerve in Lan Shuo's brain tense.

The muscles on Tong Lin's thighs twitched twice, and suddenly he grabbed Lan Shuo's tie and pulled him in front of him, and said in an ambiguous and hoarse voice into his ears: "General Lan is so helpful, why don't you do me a little favor ?”

Tong Lin's voice was like a tingling current, which penetrated Lan Shuo's ears and into his heart.His gaze fell between Tong Lin's legs, where the corner of the quilt had been pushed up high, and he immediately understood Tong Lin's hint.

Lan Shuo straightened up suddenly, with a dignified expression, and said while straightening his tie, "If you still want to sign up, you can log in to the Third Military Region through your personal terminal, and you will find relevant information in the conscription plan. I have to leave beforehand."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Shuo left the ward in a panic as if he was running away, his usually calm back appeared a bit messy.After shutting himself out of the ward, he had to take a few deep breaths to stabilize his mind.

In the interval between violent heartbeats, he felt a little dazed, what happened to him?

"Tsk," Tong Lin said dissatisfiedly looking at the door of the ward, "Light the fire and run away, what is that?"

Xi Tong: "I was not teased by you."

Tong Lin looked at his desire to get an erection, and finally held back the desire to vent.

Two people having sex so heartily, it's much more enjoyable than masturbating by yourself.Tong Lin decided to keep some expectation for herself.

"Sign up for me." Tong Lin squeezed his arm, "I have to hurry up and exercise."

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Lan Shuo returned to the command center, sat down in the office, and took out the towel from his pocket.

When I left the ward just now, I was so hasty that I forgot to put down the towel and just brought it out.

He stared at the towel lying flat on his desk, trying to sort out his thoughts and find the source of his absurd behavior.But whenever he thinks of Tong Lin, the scene in the ward will linger in his mind.

Tong Lin's panting, Tong Lin's body, and Tong Lin's ambiguous words in his ear made him lose his calmness and self-control.He was restless, restless, impatient, his mind was overwhelmed, his brain was no longer used for thinking, and it became a projector for Tong Lin's memories.A large expanse of white snow and red marks on it flashed before his eyes, and Tong Lin's provocative words kept echoing in his ears——

"General Lan is so helpful, why don't you do me a little favor"

"...do me a little favor"

"...a little favor"

"General, are you there?" The communicator at the door lit up, and Diesel's face appeared on the screen.

With a "wow", Lan Shuo stood up from the chair, as if he had recovered his broken mind from the higher air.After a short hesitation, he threw the table towel into the trash can.

Lan Shuo pressed the remote control button on the table to open the door, and Diesel's tall and burly figure walked in immediately.

"Are you ok?"

Colonel Diesel and Lan Shuo could be regarded as old friends. He had a shaved head, his body was full of muscles, exuded wild male hormones, and his voice was rough and dark, buzzing in his thick chest.

Lan Shuo glanced at him indifferently: "What's wrong with me?"

Diesel had a secretive smile on his face, as if to say, "Why are you pretending to be with me?"

Lan Shuo, who has never had any negative news, was recently exposed by an "insider", saying that he suffered from a certain disease that caused his inability to lift. He is currently actively seeking a solution, and his fiance will never leave him Therapy is a model of the perfect lover.

This news, which would make any man feel extremely embarrassing, spread like wildfire, and Lan Shuo's image was also affected by it.While most would hate to believe that their almighty and invincible God of War "couldn't stand up," some were convinced.

Especially those friends, colleagues and subordinates who know Lan Shuo very well, the more they know how abstinent and serious Lan Shuo is, the more they feel that this matter is very possible, otherwise, why have they never heard of him spending the night at his fiancé's house? ?

These gossips also reached Lan Shuo's ears, and he laughed it off, neither explaining it nor taking it to heart, he knew clearly that he didn't need to clarify this kind of thing with anyone.

Facing Diesel's ridicule, he didn't mind at all, and said indifferently: "What do you want from me?"

Diesel shook his head and smiled.The character of his old friend, to put it bluntly, is calm and breezy, not alarmed, but to put it bluntly, he is terribly rigid, he can't even make jokes, and he is extremely boring.

He took out a card and inserted it into the system on the wall, and the image was displayed on the screen immediately.He reached out and pushed the 3D holographic interactive image to the center of the office: "The content of this training has been arranged, and it is expected to recruit about 1000 people, but I think that the number of people who can pass the final test may be less than half."

"The intensity is so high?" Lan Shuo clicked on one of the areas, and the animation of the simulated training scene started to play. It can be said that this is the most intensive training in recent years, and the worst fighting and living environment. The so-called Diesel personally sat in the town, and the number of people who finally passed may be lower than he expected.

"The greater the intensity, the more elites will stay." Diesel said in a deep voice, "They will form a powerful elite force to complete raids and sneak attacks that don't require too many people."

Lan Shuo nodded, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Let's change this training to a closed one."

Diesel glanced at him. "You mean a global lockdown?" The location of the training was on the nearest asteroid, and closed training meant that no one, no matter what happened, during those three months. able to leave.

"That's right," Lan Shuo said while watching other training scenes, "I will personally participate in this training plan, from beginning to end."

Diesel just wanted to ask why, but he soon remembered that during this training, the specially-appointed instructor who was in charge of teaching the theoretical knowledge course of mecha system structure was one of the designers who participated in the design of the new mecha—Capet Liuli gram.

"Okay." Diesel's heavy palm landed heavily on Lan Shuo's shoulder, "It's said that you don't know how to be gentle and considerate, but I think you still care about Capet."

Lan Shuo didn't say anything.The reason why he changed the training to a complete closed training and personally supervised the guidance was because he was afraid that if he could not control himself, he would go to Tong Lin again.

He has never been a weak-willed person. On the contrary, he has a firm will that no one can match. His self-discipline and self-sustainability have always been praised, and he is often said to be an impersonal robot.

This is true, after all, he is a veritable "reinforced iron frame".

That man is a ticking time bomb, Lan Shuo does not allow such an alternative to shake his heart.Anyway, with Tong Lin's overall quality, he couldn't pass the test. After three months of closed training, he believed that he would forget Tong Lin.

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"You can be discharged from the hospital." The doctor showed Tong Lin the examination report, full of doubts at the same time.

With Tong Lin's fatal large-scale trauma, although the rescue was timely, it would take a long time to recover.

The length of time varies from person to person. According to the identity information provided by the military when he was sent to the hospital, his mental strength and physique are both grade-level, and his gene level is B-level. According to this situation, it will take at least half a year to fully recover time.

However, it only took him one and a half months to fully recover, and his recovery from the inside out was very good. His whole body was in high spirits as if he had been reborn, and even during the recovery period that should have been weak, his muscle mass also increased.

The doctor wondered if the information was taken by mistake. This patient is actually a person with at least A-level comprehensive quality in all aspects.

After leaving the hospital, Tong Lin returned home and asked Xi Tong to adjust his body's ability value to the maximum, and started crazy self-training.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the test for applicants, and the playground of the Third Military Region was bustling with people. It was said that there were about [-] people who participated in the registration, but the actual enrollment was only one-fifth of the number.

These applicants are all passionate young people who want to serve the empire. Their youthful faces are full of confidence and longing, and Lan Shuo is their goal.

Every man present dreams of being able to drive a super mecha called "Peace Walker" to gallop in space, destroy the invaders with the weapons in his hands, defend the territory and dignity of the empire, and become a legendary hero Characters, leaving behind cheers wherever they pass.

When Lan Shuo's figure appeared on the playground, there was a commotion among the crowd, everyone wanted to have a close look at the demeanor of this great patron saint of the empire.

Tong Lin was also among the crowd, watching Lan Shuo from afar when someone patted him on the shoulder.

"Xiaolou?" Capet looked at Tong Lin in surprise, and said in disbelief, "Are you discharged?"

Tong Lin admired this handsome face, smiled and said, "Of course they are all recovered and discharged from the hospital."

Capet was stunned, the man in front of him was very different from before, the original pale and gloomy expression was swept away, replaced by a radiant smile, his body was much stronger than before, and he had an aura that could not be ignored.

Capet didn't expect him to recover so quickly, and he didn't expect that he really had the courage to sign up for this elite project. He thought that he was dazzled by love, had died once and hadn't been taught a lesson, and he didn't overestimate himself to such an extent.

He reminded very tactfully: "Do you know the conditions for passing the test?"

"I know, General Lan Shuo told me everything," Tong Lin said calmly as if he didn't understand his hint, "The overall quality must reach B level."

"Then you still..." Before Capet finished speaking, he was interrupted——

"It's hard to say anything else, but at least the face is top-notch."

Behind Capet appeared a tall young officer with a warrant officer on his epaulettes.His blond hair was very dazzling, his blue eyes were as bright as the clear sky after rain, his young face was full of pride, and he showed Tong Lin an undisguised mocking smile.

Xitong kindly reminded: "Cao Dian, one of Capet's harem, belongs to the peak battle group, genetic level a, mental power, physical fitness, although he is only 24 years old, he has already participated in two major battles and made military achievements , known as the 'sharp blade' of the peak battle group, is a powerful enemy that should not be underestimated."

"Oh shit, get out." Tong Lin scolded Xitong silently.

Cape pretended to be angry and said to Cao Dian: "How can you talk like that? If Xiaolou passes the test, you will be comrades-in-arms. You should get along well."

Tong Lin didn't bother to scold anymore, and gave the hypocritical Capet an indifferent smile.

Xia Xiaolou is now a well-known figure in the army, his "feat" has become the laughing stock of everyone, "If you don't accept it, blow up the mech" has become a popular saying, and everyone knows his obsession with the general's fiancé , no one sympathized with him, and everyone thought that he had a brain problem and deserved to be blown to pieces.

Cao Dian didn't take Xia Xiaolou seriously at all. Such a stupid and reckless person was not worthy of Capet's favor, let alone his opponent.It's just that he, like everyone else, did not expect that Xia Xiaolou's face would be so thick that he would have the guts to appear here.

The test has already started, and Tong Lin heard that Capet was one of the specially invited instructors for this training, so he said goodbye to him: "I'm leaving first, but I believe we will see you again soon."

Capet waved at him and wished him good luck insincerely. After he walked away, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Xiaolou is so cute. I know I can't pass but I still want to come. Maybe it's because I'm afraid that I'll put him off." Forget it."

Cao Dian was treated like air by Tong Lin from the beginning to the end, his smile had long since disappeared, and he was even more upset after listening to Capet's words.He concealed what Xia Xiaolou was, and it was ridiculous that a fool would dare to try to attract Capet's attention.

He followed immediately, wanting to see what level Xia Xiaolou was.

The 5000 people were divided into several columns, and they were tested in an orderly manner under the command and guidance of soldiers in the military region.From the expression on the face of the person who completed the test, it is easy to judge whether he passed or failed.

After Tong Lin finished the test and came out of the office building, Cao Dian, who was waiting outside, snatched the data card in his hand. After reading the grade test results on it, Cao Dian showed a smug smile on his face.