Cannon Fodder Slap Guide [Quick Transmigration]

"Patient, please pay attention to your words. In view of your current special situation, you will be warned this time, and next time I will call the police!"

The robot nurse said seriously.

Tong Lin now feels [-] points of damage, [-] points of critical strikes, and [-] points of ignorance. It doesn't matter whether he reports to the police or not. When he loses his mobility, the only part he can move freely is his tongue. He opened his mouth to scold again: "I beep——"

Robot Care: "???"

Tong Lin: "..."

Xitong breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I blocked your swearing in time. At this time, don't cause trouble for yourself, okay?"

Tong Lin was very tense - his brows were wrinkled, his mouth was closed tightly, and his nerves were tense.He rubbed his forehead, and after the robot nurse left the room, he finally couldn't help cursing - you old man!

Can someone explain to him what the hell is going on?The scene of Li Li standing with the person wearing his shell and showing off his affection made him want to poke his eyes!

Xi Tong quickly retrieved the terminal data nearby, found the information and confirmed: "The person who presented flowers to Lan Shuo is Capet Rurik, his fiancé."

After saying this, he and Tong Lin fell silent together.Things were going in a direction they didn't expect, which caught them off guard.

"Could it be that Chunbai stole my shell and stuffed it with random stuff?" Tong Lin stared at the snow-white bed sheet in wonder, "Then what's going on with Mo Li, his body has been blown to pieces long ago .”

After thinking for a while, he continued: "In any case, Lan Shuo should be the same as Capet, but with an inseparable shell, who knows what's inside."

Xi Tong said: "Everywhere in this space is under pure white surveillance. I can't get data from his network with great fanfare, unless I can get close to these two people and find clues from the personal terminal at close range."

With a round hand, Tong Lin pointed at the leg hanging in mid-air: "As I am, it is always a problem when I can get out of bed."

Xitong comforted: "Don't worry, with the level of medical treatment here, everything that should grow will be healed within a month."

One month - Tong Lin is almost impatient now.Those two shameless bastards who put him and Mo Li in their shells, he must pull out the dirty core and crush them.

According to his previous plan with Xitong, he must defeat Lan Shuo, a formidable enemy, and gain the trust of Cape Rurik.

But now when he thinks of facing his own face and trying his best to show off his charm, Tong Lin feels particularly awkward.

What the hell is this called!

Don't let the swearing!

Unexpectedly, before Tong Lin's limited patience ran out, the two people who made him irritated showed up.

That day, Tong Lin had just removed the metal material and plaster that fixed the head and neck, and was feeling much refreshed. He was pushed back to the ward by the robot nurse, and saw a bunch of people crowded at the door of the ward, treating patients, men and women, Everyone's faces were blushing with excitement, and bubbles almost flew out of their eyes.

Tong Lin was full of question marks, and was finally pushed into the crowd by the robot nurse pushing the wheelchair, and saw two familiar but resentful faces.

Tong Lin stared at Lan Shuo for a while, then shifted his gaze to Cape's face, wondering if he could hit his own face if he beat him.

Capet and Xia Xiaolou knew each other because Capet had published several books on statistics, and Xia Xiaolou was his editor.

Xia Xiaolou is the kind of person who is not good at words and communication. Before meeting Capet, he had never tasted the taste of love.

During the contact between the two, Xia Xiaolou was attracted by Capet's virginity and had nowhere to rest. He was soon conquered by his mature man's charm and indulged in the ambiguity of chasing him. For the first time, I experienced the sweetness and astringency of love, and I was tortured by that indescribable and complicated taste, but I couldn't stop it.

When he learned that Capet was engaged and that his fiancé was Lan Shuo, the patron saint of the planet, Xia Xiaolou felt very painful. He felt inferior and jealous at the same time. series of things.

Of course Capet didn't care about Xia Xiaolou, this innocent young man was just a flavoring agent to him, he only thought of being obedient to him when Lan Shuo didn't have time to accompany him or quarreled with other spare tires, Xia Xiaolou wagging his tail like a teddy dog.

Capet enjoys Xia Xiaolou's flattery, but he often gets tired of it, especially when Xia Xiaolou always wants to monopolize him.

Whenever this happens, Capet will say that they are just friends, just confidants.But Xia Xiaolou risked his life for this "confidant".However, Capet didn't really want to visit him. In Capet's eyes, Xia Xiaolou was simply ridiculously stupid. Wouldn't it be like a mantis' arm to fight against Lan Shuo?

If Lan Shuo hadn't insisted on coming to the hospital, Capet would have completely forgotten about Xia Xiaolou.

Seeing Tong Lin's unkind expression, Cape gave him a smiling face like a gift, pretending to be concerned: "How are you, Xiaolou, are you feeling okay?"

Tong Lin was carried to bed by the robot nurse, and Lan Shuo, who had been silent all this time, stepped forward to help.

These two people are really crying cats and pretending to be merciful. Tong Lin's eyes cut several lines on Lan Shuo's face like a knife, and he leaned on the head of the bed and said calmly: "I look like this, which is far from "feeling good". One hundred and eight thousand miles."

The smile on Capet's face froze, and he laughed twice.It was the first time he saw Xia Xiaolou showing such an indifferent look in front of him, and his tone of speech was also unprecedentedly cold.But after thinking about it, Xia Xiaolou must have suffered a heavy blow, and with Lan Shuo present, he must be in a bad mood, so this attitude is also normal.

Capet pointed to the flowers and various nutritious products on the bedside and said, "Lan Shuo and I couldn't spare time to visit you a few days ago, but we missed you very much. Seeing that you look good now, I Don't worry. These nutritional supplements are good for your body, so remember to eat them."

Yo yo yo, yo bird.Tong Lin cursed in his heart, I've been ruined by you, a bitch, with all my masculinity.If it wasn't for buying time for Xitong to analyze the data and information of these two people, he would have long since stopped talking nonsense to them.

"Hehe, thanks." Tong Lin replied with a half-smile, and waited for the robot nurse to hang his right leg up like bacon, and pointed at the robot, "Some oranges."

For a person like Capet, one must not blindly pursue flattery like the original owner, otherwise it will only become more and more annoying.Besides, Capet already looked down on the original owner very much, and it would be counterproductive to try to get close to him.

Tong Lin decided to cold-treat him first, treating him like a salted fish and drying him out, and when he suspects that he has lost his charm and feels bad in his heart, it's not too late to make a move.

With a cold face like a landlord, he let the robot serve the oranges, treating the two people in front of him as air, and the whole ward could only hear the sound of chewing orange segments, and the atmosphere was full of embarrassment.

Capet sneered in his heart, yes, Xia Xiaolou lost his temper after this explosion, and he didn't even look at who the person in front of him was, one was the person he dreamed of and wanted to spend his whole life with, and the other was him. The superior, the superior, the superior...the superior, the general of the empire who can crush him to death with a single finger, I don't know who he wants to show his ugly face!

He was extremely unaccustomed to Xia Xiaolou's indifferent attitude, and soon couldn't sit still. He stood up and said, "I still have something to do, Xiaolou, you should rest well."

After speaking, he turned to Lan Shuo and said naturally, "Let's go."

He got up and walked towards the door, but he heard Lan Shuo say, "Go and do your work first, I have something to tell Xia Xiaolou."

Tong Lin and Capet were stunned at the same time, not knowing what to say between Lan Shuo and Xia Xiaolou.

Capet looked back at Lan Shuo, with a displeased expression on his face.It's just that he had already said that he had to leave first, so it would be embarrassing to change his words at this time.He thought about it for a while, thinking that Lan Shuo was going to teach Xia Xiaolou a lesson, and he thought it would be good to destroy the fearless courage of Xia Xiaolou, an ignorant person born from nowhere.

"Okay," Capet's expression softened, and he smiled at Lan Shuo, "Remember to call me when you get back."

Tong Lin's eyelids twitched - oh, your uncle!

Lan Shuo nodded, and when Capet walked out of the ward, his always calm eyes finally fell on Tong Lin.

Tong Lin hooked the corners of his lips at him indifferently, continued to eat oranges, his eyes drifted to Lan Shuo's face every now and then.He hadn't seen this face for three years, and it would be a lie to say that he wasn't excited. He wished he could rush up and bite that sexy lip, and tear up the general uniform that exuded a sense of abstinence. Grab two fistfuls on your tense abs.

But when he thought of the black core inside the shell, Tong Lin was disgusted for a while, and even the orange in his mouth tasted like chewing wax.He frowned and waved his hands, and said to the robot nurse: "I'm full, thank you, you go to rest."

When the robot left, Tong Lin squinted at Lan Shuo and said, "If General Lan has anything to say, just say it."

As an insignificant rival in love, a corporal, and a soldier who made a mistake and faced trial, Tong Lin didn't think that Lan Shuo would give him a good face, so when Lan Shuo spoke, Tong Lin was very surprised.

"I'm sorry," Lan Shuo said calmly but sincerely, "I caused you so much harm because of my negligence."

Tong Lin: "..." He thought that Lan Shuo would definitely take the opportunity to put pressure on his overwhelmed love rival, and sarcasm would be considered light, if that was the case, Tong Lin could easily fight back, but Lan Shuo's apology, on the contrary, he didn't know why answered.

Moreover, Lan Shuo's sincere appearance is very similar to Li Li, especially those eyes, which seem to contain a universe of changing stars, which is so heart-stopping. When he looks at someone seriously, he always gives people an illusion of affection. If you are not careful, you will fall into the deep black hole and cannot climb out.

Trap, these eyes are full of traps.

Tong Lin forced himself to look away, pretending to be disdainful and said: "I don't understand what General Lan said, could it be that he is deliberately mocking me?"

In the final analysis, Xia Xiaolou's death was because he insisted on tampering with Lan Shuo's mecha. Although his malice was not serious, he just wanted to make Lan Shuo look ugly, but in the end he suffered misfortune. On Lan Shuo's head.

Lan Shuo took off his hat and put it squarely on his lap, stroked his hair and said, "I didn't know you were treating Capet..."

He paused, and continued: "You still joined the imperial army for him. I admire your courage and loyalty to love very much."

Tong Lin always picked up one corner of his mouth, smiling a little naughty.How could Lan Shuo know nothing about Xia Xiaolou and Capet? Wasn't it just because he wanted to avenge his rival in public that he transferred Xia Xiaolou to clean his mecha? What is he trying to do by saying these hypocritical words now? Routine?

"It's Pinkett's intention to send you here to clean the mecha." Lan Shuo still said in an apologetic tone, "If I had known about this situation earlier, I would never have humiliated you like this."

Captain Anton Pinkett - Lan Shuo's personal assistant officer, is a loyal and loyal adjutant to the general.He had heard a lot of gossip about Capet, and had personally seen Capet behaving intimately with other men, and he often complained about Lan Shuo.

Lan Shuo had no choice but to devote himself wholeheartedly to Capet, treating all the gossip as false news.After learning of Xia Xiaolou's purpose for joining the army, Anton Pinkett transferred him to clean Lan Shuo's mecha. The purpose was to let him see the gap between him and the general and retreat. Such a big incident happened.

Lan Shuo sat upright, with a straight back and a clear and honest face, making it impossible not to believe his integrity.It seems that this meticulous and rigorous general is also very decent in his heart, and he is not a person with a dark heart as Tong Lin thought before.

Since he was open-minded and full of sincerity, Tong Lin refused to accept his apology. Counting the time, Xitong should have almost finished the work, so he closed his eyes and said, "Since you know everything, then we have nothing to say. I'll see you next time. I'm still a rival in love. I'm tired and I'm going to rest. The general will walk slowly."

Lan Shuo didn't get up and leave immediately because of his dismissal order, but quietly watched the man on the hospital bed with his eyes closed.

"Bandage Man" is very young. His chestnut curly hair is just like his personality. It looks soft but stubborn. Because he was hospitalized and didn't have a haircut, it grew a lot longer than before, covering his ears slightly, making him look younger. up.

His face was pale, even his lips were pale, and the ends of his exceptionally long eyelashes were slightly raised, which seemed to have a fragile beauty.

Lan Shuo had very little contact with Xia Xiaolou before, and the few times they met were in the cabin where the mecha was parked. In his impression, this young man always seemed to be hostile to him, but every time he looked over, Xia Xiaolou Xiaolou would immediately lower his head or turn his eyes away abruptly.

Today's Xia Xiaolou is not the same as in the past. It seems that he has been reborn after the explosion of the mech. Who am I?

Especially the unprincipled but provocative smile hanging on the corner of his mouth made Lan Shuo feel very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before. The only thing he could be sure of was such a smile. The former Xia Xiao Lou has never been exposed in front of him.

"This incident has a very bad influence in the military." Lan Shuo said again, "Although I prevented Pinkett from submitting the materials to the military court, punishment is unavoidable."

The man lying on the bed seemed indifferent, but his eyelashes fluttered a little faster.Lan Shuo felt as if a feather was flying over Lan Shuo's heart, and it felt slightly itchy under the light stroke.

"After you are discharged from the hospital, you may face the punishment of being dismissed from the military." He said lightly, "But this may not be a good thing for you. I don't think you are suitable for the army."

Tong Lin finally opened his eyes again, and Lan Shuo felt that there was a kind of unruly wildness in his eyes looking at him, which was particularly able to arouse people's desire to conquer.

A flash of light flashed in Lan Shuo's bottomless eyes, he stared closely at Tong Lin's and said, "I didn't mean to humiliate you, I just think your original job is more suitable for you. But if you still want to stay in The army, now has a chance."

Although there is a chance, Lan Shuo believes that if Xia Xiaolou is a little self-aware after experiencing this incident, he should choose to leave the army and return to a stable old job.

Unexpectedly, the seemingly weak young man on the bed said bluntly: "What chance?"

"You know the situation the empire is facing. Although our army repelled the enemy this time, the battle situation is not as good as before." Although Lan Shuo's face was expressionless, his eyes were obviously worried, "Orcs, dwarves The Zerg and Zerg have established an alliance, and under their joint offensive, the empire's army is in urgent need of expansion."

The so-called opportunity is a training program for elite recruits, but not everyone can participate in this program. First of all, they must pass a strict test. Only those who have reached at least level B in intelligence, physical fitness, mental strength and genetic level can qualify.

After that, there will be a three-month hell-style training, and at the end they will have to face a harsh survival test. Only those who perform well and survive successfully can pass and board the starship commanded by Lan Shuo to go to the battlefield.

Tong Lin said, "When will this plan start?"

Lan Shuo said, "The end of next month."

"Very good," Tong Lin showed a determined smile, "I want to sign up."

If he left the army, wouldn't he lose the opportunity to get close to Lan Shuo and Capet.The wars he has experienced are definitely no less than Lan Shuo's, and he doesn't pay much attention to the so-called hell-style training.

Lan Shuo raised his eyebrows slightly in surprise: "You will be discharged from the hospital in a month at the earliest, and you will only have less than two weeks to prepare, and the training process and the final exam are definitely beyond your imagination, and the death rate is far higher than before. Any exercise, are you sure you want to do this?"

Tong Lin snorted, spread his arms as if showing off, and said, "I have such a big life, I will never die, so I don't need General Lan to worry about it."

To be able to become the general of the empire, Lan Shuo must have a high IQ, but his EQ seems to be negative. Otherwise, how could he blindly trust his fiancé like a playboy, be so generous to his love rival, and think so much about his future and fate.

Unless he is really a person who has noble sentiments and escaped from low-level interests, a rare person with a clear and unpolluted heart, otherwise this kind of unreasonable concern will only make Tong Lin feel that he has bad intentions.

Lan Shuo didn't know that the other party was speculating on his own thoughts, so he thought for a while and persuaded: "There is still one week before the registration deadline, you should think about it again."

Tong Lin looked determined, closed his eyes again, and waved slightly to signal Lan Shuo to get out.

Tong Lin is the first person who treats the general of the empire and the idol of the whole people like this.Lan Shuo originally wanted to say something more, but when he saw that he was ignoring him, he swallowed back what he was about to say. Anyway, with Xia Xiaolou's quality in all aspects, he would definitely not be able to pass the test.

He put his hat on and straightened it, got up and said "goodbye", and walked out of the ward.

At the moment when the door was closed, Xitong suddenly shouted excitedly: "Don't let him go, his shell is the last part of Li Li's consciousness, he is Mo Li!!!"

"Didn't you fucking say it earlier!" Tong Lin yelled, and jumped up from the bed as if he had been electrocuted, instantly forgetting that he had no mobility at all, and jumped off the hospital bed straight.But before he could take a step, his unbearable body fell to the ground fiercely.