Cannon Fodder Slap Guide [Quick Transmigration]

"Mr. Wang, would you like something to eat?" the assistant asked cautiously, looking at Wang Xun's expression.

Wang Xun was enveloped in a layer of black air, and the people around him consciously retreated to a place far away from him.

He hasn't eaten since the afternoon, but he has no appetite at all, and he doesn't feel hungry.His internal organs were being scorched by the flames of pain, he couldn't think, including questions like "what to eat for dinner", once his brain was working, Tong Lin's face would appear in front of him immediately.

When consigning the gift, Wang Xun gestured to the assistant to take out the passport and visa with his chin. The assistant looked surprised: "Aren't you keeping these things yourself?"

The two rummaged through the salutes, but found nothing.

Wang Xun was so angry that he yelled at his assistant: "Can't you even do this little thing?!"

The assistant smiled apologetically and comforted him: "What should I do now, let me change the ticket for you?"

As a responsible assistant, whether it is the president's business or personal affairs, he has to consider and resolve them.The assistant puts all his attention on Wang Xun, so that his girlfriend often wonders if he is in love with the president, how could he forget Wang Xun's passport and visa.

After a long period of careful observation and bold reasoning, the assistant has a good understanding of Wang Xun's sadistic "love triangle". His president is leaving this sad place because of love.

Although Copenhagen urged him many times, Wang Xun should have left long ago, but the assistant felt that he should not be so impulsive, at least he had to confess his love before leaving, otherwise he would regret it in the future.

So he made his own decision again and hid Wang Xun's passport and visa in his home.In this way, Wang Xun couldn't leave, so he had time to calm down and think about what he should do.

Wang Xun kicked away to salute, went outside the hall and lit a cigarette, standing in the thin and dense rain curtain, his eyes were empty.

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The colorful lights of the city are reflected in the puddles of water on the ground, and the light rain makes the indifferent passers-by look like ghosts wandering at night, not caring about each other, only caring about their feet.

Holding a wet black bag in his hand, the slender boy hurried through the dark alley.Although it was raining, he didn't pull up the hood on his hoodie, stepped into one puddle after another, splashed his canvas shoes and trousers, and didn't care at all.

Across the alley, there is a small residential area.The boy walked to one of the doors, took out the key to open the door, and turned on the light while taking off his shoes at the entrance.

He just threw off the shoe on his left foot when he was suddenly strangled by a strong arm.

"Throw away what's in your hand." Tong Lin strangled the boy's neck with one hand, fixed the boy's head with the other, and said in a low voice.

The boy let go of his hand cooperatively, and the black bag fell to the ground.

He looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, his body was not well developed, and he was thinner than his peers.At this moment, instead of feeling afraid, he leaned on Tong Lin's chest very relaxedly, as if he was very relieved to put his body under the man's control.

Even so, Tong Lin did not dare to be careless. After all, a few hours ago, this seemingly harmless boy "headshot" himself with a pistol with a silencer.

One second before losing consciousness, Tong Lin thought that his consciousness would be sent back to his body, but after waking up again, he found that he was still in Huang Shang's shell, and his body didn't seem to have any abnormalities.

In other words, he never experienced "death" at all.What is the boy's purpose?

Tong Lin said: "Who are you and why did you kill me?"

The boy's cold fingers lightly patted the arm that strangled his neck, and he said with a smile: "Guess."

The joking ease in the young man's tone is definitely not pretending, the surprisingly calm and composure does not match his age.

"I'm not in the mood to joke with you," Tong Lin tightened his arms and said coldly, "If you refuse to tell me, then you are of no use to me, and I will directly break your neck."

As soon as he finished speaking, a small black figure jumped in from the open window in the room, quickly rushed to the boy's feet, and rubbed the wet hair on the boy's trouser legs.

Tong Lin recognized this guy at a glance - the tiger-skinned kitten.He strangled the boy severely and said, "Are you the 'mysterious man' who tried every means to ask me out?"

Hearing the words, the young man smiled instead. It sounded like he was in a good mood. He leaned his head on Tong Lin's chest, rubbed him affectionately like a cat twice and said, "Major, I don't ask too much. If your attitude towards me is serious It's enough to be half gentle with Ji Yanran."

Just as Tong Lin was about to speak, he suddenly felt something was wrong, the voice was so familiar.He let go of his hand in surprise, and watched the boy turn around, feeling like he was having an absurd dream.

The young man has pale skin, a pair of round and big eyes with light pupils, delicate features, soft edges and corners, and looks innocent and harmless.

It's just that his voice is extremely inconsistent with his image, as if it didn't come from his body.As long as you don't look at him, you will definitely think that it is an uncle in his 30s, smoking excessively, unshaven, and with a scruffy appearance who is talking.

Tong Lin wiped his face and said in disbelief, "You... the old system?"

The boy stroked the water droplets on his hair with his hands, and smiled while taking off his clothes: "Isn't it a surprise?"

The boy picked up the bag on the ground and handed it to Tong Lin: "Eat something, Oden, it's still hot."

Then he carelessly stripped off his rain-wet clothes, his limbs were slender, his waist was thin, and he walked into the bathroom barefoot, turned on the shower, and stood under the shower to rinse his body.

He didn't close the door, Tong Lin walked to the door blankly, looked at him and said, "I don't even know which question to start with."

He walked over and grabbed the boy's arm, squeezed it, and said, "Really?" He thought that even if the system had a humanoid shell, it should be a robot.

Uncle Yinzheng retracted his arms and said, "Of course it's true. I'm a 'human' now. You can no longer ridicule me as 'just an emotionless system'."

For the first time, Tong Lin didn't choke with the system, turned around and walked into the room, sitting on the messy bed, his mind was full of fog.When he was full of thoughts, a thought flashed across his mind, the old system blatantly admitted his identity in front of him, shouldn't it be necessary to avoid the new system?

Or was he wrong in guessing that there was something wrong with the new system?

Tong Lin tentatively asked the new system: "What do you think about this matter?"

The new system, which has always responded quickly, did not respond. Tong Lin's sea of ​​consciousness seemed to be emptied and not occupied by anything.

"Don't try," said the young man, or the old system, after taking a shower, wrapped himself in a towel, and threw the towel in his hand to Tong Lin, "Your 'new love' has been completely disconnected from you." gone."

Tong Lin looked at the towel in his hand: "Can you give me the towel?"

The old system jumped onto the bed and sat cross-legged with his back to Tong Lin, shook his head and said, "Wipe my hair for me."

If he hadn't heard it with his own ears, Tong Lin couldn't imagine an uncle with a rough voice saying such things in a coquettish tone.He couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the back of the old system with a towel, and said, "Tell me what happened while I can still hold back my anger."

The old system grabbed Tong Lin's hand holding the towel and pressed it to his head, forcing him to wipe his hair while talking about what happened during this period.

In the previous parallel universe, the old system that was suddenly forcibly disconnected was forced to return to the body, and without any explanation, it was sent to the artificial intelligence system research and development center for destruction.

As a highly anthropomorphic artificial intelligence, the old system felt the fear of dying. In order to "live", it copied and saved all its own data on a scrapped machine that could be connected to at that time.

After the body was destroyed, the data of the old system recreated the previous memory and functions, hacked into a host in the R&D center, located Tong Lin, and teleported himself to the same parallel universe.

Since the machine in the R&D center does not have this function, the data in the transmission process is unstable. After the old system came to this parallel universe in a hurry, it failed to connect to a human life, but connected to a cat. .

Tong Lin seemed to be shining shoes, rubbing the ends of the towel back and forth on the head of the old system with both hands. Hearing this, he couldn't help complaining: "Is that the tiger skin pattern? No wonder it always revolves around me, I thought the original owner was very fond of small animals."

The old system was rubbed so that his head moved back and forth, but he still squinted his eyes enjoying it.He stayed in the cat's body for too long, and now he still can't change his cat-like behavior.

Although he tried a lot of ways to contact Tong Lin some time ago, as a cat, he really has no better way to express it than rubbing his head against Tong Lin. If his behavior is too abnormal, he may be suspected by the new system again. find.

Then something happened that turned the old system's woes into a turning point.

The owner of this cat, that is, the original owner of the current shell of the old system, was a young man who was frail and terminally ill since he was a child. After struggling for fifteen years, he finally collapsed.

The old system detected the condition of brain death, so it borrowed this shell and experienced the feeling of being a human being.

Tong Lin threw the wet towel aside: "What's going on in the elevator?"

The old system got up and took underwear and clothes from the closet to change, said: "I made a self-made electromagnetic voltage gun, the current intensity will stop the heart in an instant, so that you can completely disconnect from the new system. .”

"Wait a minute," Tong Lin interrupted the old system, with an ominous shadow in his heart, "When the vital signs are close to death, my consciousness should be sent back with the system, why is the connection disconnected? ?”

The old system looked at him sadly and said, "You already know the answer, right?"

There are only two reasons why the consciousness cannot return to the body. One is that the bound system is forcibly disconnected just like in the previous parallel universe, and the other is that the body has been destroyed.

Tong Lin subconsciously took a step back: "I... died?"

The system didn't make a sound, obviously by default.

Tong Lin pinched his fingertips, forcing himself not to be stiff like a fossil, turned around and went to the window to light a cigarette.His current mood was like experiencing an earthquake with constant aftershocks, and he couldn't calm down at all.

The old system said: "I originally wanted to lurk in the R&D center to investigate who cut off my connection with you, but found that your body was destroyed, so I came to you in a hurry."

Tong Lin seemed to have lost his ability to think and speak, and he forgot to smoke the cigarette in his hand. The white smoke was like his future, illusory, and disappeared in the wind in a blink of an eye.

In a sense, he is now a "dead man".His consciousness, his spiritual body is stored in another person's shell with nowhere to go, and he will never be able to return to the space where he is.

This means that he has to live as Huang Shang until he dies in this parallel universe, and Li Qi cannot be resurrected.

The old system looked at his back and didn't know how to comfort him, so it could only continue what it said before, saying that it had set up an anti-tracking barrier in this shell, and the new system would not be able to detect the activity state of Tong Lin's mental body after returning. Will automatically classify him as unconscious.

But this can only be temporary, sooner or later Tong Lin and the old system will still be discovered.

Tong Lin took a puff of the cigarette that was about to burn out, took a deep breath and said indifferently: "So what if you find out."

The old system said: "Major, cheer up, if they find out, we will both die."

"I'm already a fucking dead person," Tong Lin threw the cigarette butt into the rain, turned around and said, "and the body has been completely destroyed, what else can they want to do with me?"

"As long as the spirit body is still there, you are not really dead." The old system walked up to him a little excitedly and said, "Besides, don't you think there is a conspiracy in it?"

Tong Lin sneered and said: "I don't care about his conspiracy, now I can't go back, the communication center of the Imperial Command assumes that I am dead by default, it must be judged as a mission failure, and the agreement with me is automatically terminated. My only purpose in carrying out this mission is to bring Li Li back to life, but..."

Tong Lin paused, and didn't want to say any more, these were meaningless.

The old system's fair and tender face wrinkled together, squeezed Tong Lin's arm and said, "Major, can you tell me about Li Li, I've always been curious why you don't even care whether you live or die The entire galaxy and even the universe, but they are only so obsessed with whether Li Li can be resurrected?"

Tong Lin sat on the bed, fell back, leaned on his arm, looked at the ceiling and murmured: "Mo Li...the first time I met Li Li was at the military headquarters of the Cosmic United Army."

Compared with Tong Lin's colder outline, Mo Li is more handsome and delicate.He has an eye-catching appearance, and he is followed by many eyes wherever he goes. He is also known as the most beautiful man in the Cosmic United Army, and he has to face the confessions of many girls and boys every day.

Mo Li has lived among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches his body, and always smiles when he treats his admirers. At first, Tong Lin thought that he was a prodigal who attracts bees and butterflies, but later found out that the fact is completely opposite. He seems to be romantic and affectionate. Underneath the appearance, no one can walk into that heart.

The two of them have similar tempers and temperaments, and they cooperate tacitly in performing tasks. They usually live together, eat and sleep together, go in and out together, and have a good relationship like brothers.

We partnered together like this for three years.Until the last time, when Li Li dismantled a very difficult bomb, he asked everyone, including Tong Lin, to retreat to a bunker [-] meters away to be vigilant.

Tong Lin fully trusted Li Li's experience and skills, and he was not overly worried about this as he had experienced similar situations before.

Then a four or five-year-old child appeared in his scope.

According to regulations, anyone who breaks into the security range must be killed immediately.

But that child was too young, with light brown curly hair very soft, his blue eyes full of childish ignorance, and he was dragging a teddy bear in his hand. And hesitation did not buckle down.

It was at this moment of hesitation that the child made a movement—his little hand slapped the teddy bear.

This is Tong Lin's last memory about that day.When he regained consciousness again, it was already five days later.

And Li Li only had a dog tag with his name engraved on it.

In the process of telling memories, Tong Lin's eyes never left the ceiling.These things have been backlogged in his mind for too long, like photos sealed at the bottom of a box.He originally thought that these "photos" should have been blurred with the passage of time, but only now did he realize that all the memories about Li Li are still very clear and vivid.

"I used to think that Li Li, like me, likes excitement and challenges death. But after getting along for a long time, I realized that I was wrong."

"Li Li joined the army because his childhood ideal was to maintain the peace of the universe."

"I know his dreams of the universe never cooled..."

Tong Lin murmured, and suddenly rubbed a hand on his face, and the old system said, "You are crying."

Tong Lin came back to his senses, touched the wet corners of his eyes, and was a little surprised himself - he could cry too!

The old system teased: "Major, you still don't admit that you have a crush on Li Lie. I am a bystander, no, I am an observer, but I heard it clearly. You are no longer able to extricate yourself from him."

It was only after seeing Wang Xun that Tong Lin realized that his feelings for Li Li might not be as simple as good brothers.But he really didn't know when this relationship deteriorated.

Thinking that the dog tags that had been kept on his body might be destroyed along with his body, Tong Lin felt a twinge of pain in his heart.

The old system interrupted: "By the way, I named myself Xitong. Do you think it sounds nice?"

Tong Lin looked at him with caring eyes and said, "Are you sick?"

The old system explained: "You always call me 'old system', I think it's too ugly, look at my delicate appearance, how old I am. The name Xitong happens to be a homonym of the system. Hahaha, I really witty……"

"Shut up." Tong Lin slapped him on the head anxiously, "Is this the time to say this?"

The old system covered its head and said, "Don't worry, things are still turning around. When I was in the R&D center, I thought about it calmly for a long time. The connection between you and me was disconnected. The reason must be not simple."

With that said, the old system took out a white feather, a silver toe ring, and a blood sampling device from the space.

Tong Lin picked up the blood collection device and looked at it, there was still blood in it... He frowned and said, "Are you a pervert?"

"Let me tell you," the old system said indifferently, "You will lose me with this attitude, do you know? These things are all closely related to Li Li, if you want to hear it, just call me 'Xi Tong'. "

Tong Lin: "..."

The old system folded its arms, with a look of "you can figure it out", and its round toes were still moving.

Tong Lin gritted his teeth and said, "Xi...Tong."

"Hey hey," the old system, or Mr. Xi Tong, who finally got his wish, suddenly smiled, and pointed to the three things in front of him, "I collected these in the previous three parallel universes, Gong He The feather of Naisos, the toe ring of Naisos, and the blood sampling device that Xiong Fei used to test blood sugar—of course his blood was in it.”

Xitong has a collection habit. Every time he completes a task, he will leave a souvenir and enter it into the database to find the id of the living body as a label.

After collecting Gong He's feather, he found out that the id of the life form to which the split belonged was "mrl0128", and put the label on it and put it in the space; after collecting Naisos' toe ring, he found out the life form to which the split belonged The body id is also "mrl0128".

Although he felt a little strange at the time, it was only a coincidence.After obtaining Xiong Fei's blood sample, the life body ID was still "mrl0128", and he began to feel that things were not that simple.

Tong Lin was surprised: "You mean, these three people are actually splits of the same living body?"

Xitong nodded: "At first, I thought that you, Major, had fixed tastes and only liked the same type of people. But when you think about it carefully, these avatars of you really have nothing in common from looks to personalities. So I took After getting Xiong Fei's blood sample, I investigated the id, and it turned out..."

"mrl0128 is Mo Li's id." Xi Tong paused, looked at Tong Lin and said, "I think Mo Li's feelings towards you should be the same as your feelings towards him, otherwise, he wouldn't cross time and space over and over again. , change different identities and positions, and they can all attract each other, and then get together."

Tong Lin sat up from the bed: "And then?"

"Then, I investigated Li Li's information." Xi Tong rubbed his chin and said, "Have you heard of the Four Saints?"

Tong Lin said impatiently: "Nonsense. But can you continue talking about Mo Li, is Wang Xun also a split of his life body?"

Xi Tong said: "It's not just as simple as splitting the body. Were you sure that Mo Li was dead?"

Tong Lin said: "This... After the dark matter bomb exploded, there was no grass left in a radius of a hundred miles. If I hadn't been behind the bunker, I would have been blown to pieces. After that, I lay in the hospital for nine months and underwent internal organs. The limbs were repaired, and it took more than two years to recover on the cold winter star. He was at the point of explosion at that time, and it was impossible to survive."

Xi Tong nodded and said: "From his records, he is indeed dead. But for some reason, his mental body was preserved, just like yours now, only consciousness without a shell. But the following records show that His spiritual body has been transferred, but as for where it was transferred and what it was used for, it is not shown in the information."

Xitong tapped something on the bed with his chin and said: "Just when I was about to continue the investigation, our connection was disconnected, and my investigation was forced to terminate. But the spiritual power in these collections is very strong, I suspect that Li Li's spiritual body has been dismantled. Wang Xun must also have this kind of thing that stores his spiritual body..."

Before he finished speaking, Tong Lin jumped off the bed and rushed out.

Xi Tong was stunned for a moment before he realized, and chased after him and shouted, "Hey, I haven't finished yet!"

Tong Lin rushed out of the door like crazy. He ran to the road, trying to stop a taxi while running.

He has recognized his feelings, so he will no longer run away.Even though he can't go back, a part of Li Li is here, where he could reach out and touch.

There was nothing in his head, he just wanted to see Wang Xun and Li Li.

Now, right now, right now.

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When Wang Xun extinguished the No.12 cigarette, the assistant asked desperately: "Mr. Wang, why don't you go back to the hotel to rest first, and I will deal with the change of the ticket."

Wang Xun took a heavy breath from his nose, crushed the empty cigarette case, threw it into the trash can, and walked towards the parking lot without saying a word.

The assistant breathed a sigh of relief, and said silently to Wang Xun's back: "Come on, President, let your love rise from the ashes!"

Wang Xun had just walked a few steps when he heard a clear female voice calling the assistant's name.

He and his assistant turned their heads to follow the sound, and a girl with a ponytail was running towards them.

"Baby, why are you here!" The assistant opened his eyes wide in surprise, not knowing why his girlfriend appeared here.

Panting, his girlfriend ran up to her, took out a passport and a visa from her bag, and smiled brightly: "You are really careless, you left such an important thing at home, if your president finds out , don’t fire you yet!”

The assistant was petrified, and the corners of his mouth twitched stiffly—no matter how amazingly I assist, I can't stand having such a pig teammate...

Wang Xun walked straight back, took the passport and visa from his girlfriend, and said blankly: "Very well, your girlfriend is much more competent than you."