Cannon Fodder Slap Guide [Quick Transmigration]

After Xiong Fei finished processing a bunch of documents, he raised his eyes to check the time, and before he knew it, it was already very late, ten minutes before midnight.He got up and moved his slightly stiff identity, and left the office.

Passing through the safe doors, Xiong Fei walked into the psychotherapy room, and saw the young man curled up in the swivel chair with his eyes closed, earphones on his ears, humming along with the music.

"When you see a white rose, you say it is beautiful,"

"When you see a rattlesnake, you say fear."

"No one knew that at midnight the white rose would turn into a rattlesnake with shiny scales."

"No one knew that when the sun rose, the rattlesnake would turn into a white rose, pure and innocent."

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The young man looked focused, shook his head slightly, and tapped the beat on the table with his long, white fingers.

He is not very old, his face is a few years younger than his actual age, and he looks like a college student who has not yet graduated.

"Voice of Delusion." Xiong Fei threw out a cold and hard comment, and sat down on the soft sofa.

Chu Qiao was taken aback, and jumped up from the chair, seeing the person sitting on the sofa clearly, her expression eased.

He took off his earphones, laughed and said, "I'm scared to death by you. This is the title song in my male god's new album, you really don't know how to appreciate it."

Xiong Fei has no interest in pop music, but he also knows who Chu Qiao's male god is, because the children are always chattering in his ears, what kind of male god is so handsome, so sleepy male god... his mind is full of chaos s things.He said lightly: "Your male god's lyrics are quite stream-of-consciousness, it's a white rose and a snake."

As soon as the male god Chu Qiao was mentioned, she got excited, took some snacks and put them on the coffee table and said, "Brother, don't you know that red roses represent beautiful girls, while white roses symbolize beautiful boys. My male god came out recently." , I heard that he was with someone who was several years younger than him..."

"Is there any progress today?" Xiong Fei raised one leg and asked.His face was a little pale, a thin layer of sweat oozes from his forehead, and he felt a sense of emptiness in his stomach.

Even so, he didn't bother to take a snack, he took out a piece of coffee candy from the pocket of Chu Qiao's white coat, peeled it off and threw it into his mouth.

Chu Qiao's full of gossip was abruptly interrupted, and she was a little panicked, but seeing Xiong Fei's serious sitting upright, it was obvious that she hadn't jumped out of the "workaholic" mode, so she had to take out the prisoner's conversation record Said: "It's still the same, either it's teasing me, or it's useless, and it's crying when it comes in. Hehe..."

Xiong Fei's brows slowly frowned, and there was a layer of frost between his brows.

Since the restoration of the Unusual Chick, prisoners have often disappeared, and rumors of "spiritual events" have spread among prison guards and prisoners.

Xiong Fei didn't believe in anything, it's just that the "Sly Chick" was sailing in space after all, even if someone really had the ability to escape from the blockade and break through the defense lines, would it be possible to fly out of space?There is no shortage of space skydiving equipment in the escape pod.

Chu Qiao chatted with the prisoner every day to find clues, while Qin Zhuan used relatively tough methods for interrogation, but so far there was no clue.Could it be that there is a mysterious black hole on this spaceship?

Xiong Fei was puzzled, and Chu Qiao was even more whimsical. He felt that there might be a terrible monster hidden on the Weird Chu, and it came out to eat people in the dead of night.

Chu Qiao frowned, and described seriously: "Its teeth are sharp and its mouth is sharp, its appetite is huge, and its bones can be crunched into dross, so it doesn't leave a trace."

Xiong Fei bit the candy in his mouth and said, "You are still a psychiatrist, don't you know how to believe in science?"

Chu Qiao curled her lips and said: "What I said is not scientific, there are so many creatures in the universe, how do you know there is no such a monster that eats people!"

Xiong Fei glanced at him blankly, got up and rubbed his soft hair, turned around and said, "I'm going to sleep, you should go to bed early too."

Chu Qiao muttered, "Don't touch my head all the time, I'm not your son", but a slightly bitter but sweet smile overflowed from the corner of her mouth.

Midnight is approaching.

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"This time I won't hide anything from you. Apart from the above, the host has another grudge."

Tong Lin was delighted, and praised the system for the first time: "It's different after the upgrade, it seems that the IQ has increased a bit."

"Hehe," the system thought, you can laugh to your heart's content now, and see if you can still laugh later. "When the original owner was hanging out on the street, he became addicted to drugs because of a cigarette. He had no choice but to start stealing in order to take drugs. Before he died, he recalled and felt that all the sorrows of his life came from that cigarette, so the biggest His wish is to quit smoking and never smoke again. Not only that, but he also wants to devote himself to the anti-smoking movement and influence everyone around him through himself.”

"You say it again?" Tong Lin was almost jumped out of bed by a burst of fire. This rubbish system is intentional. It hides when it shouldn't, and talks nonsense when it should.He didn't want to know anything about it.

The last parallel universe was a world without smoke, so he endured it.I was thinking of trying my best to get some cigarettes from well-connected prisoners or prison guards in the prison, but I came across such a master with strange experiences and ideas.

Thinking of those cigarettes exuding a charming smell, Tong Lin looked haggard.This is different from having no cigarettes around at all, knowing that there is a way to get it, but not being able to do so, this is too tortured.

Tong Lin finally said helplessly: "Actually, you can't blame Cigarettes for this matter, it's the wrong person who gave him cigarettes with 'stuffs' added, he can't hate Cigarettes, can he?"

This is the first time that Tong Lin talked to himself in a discussing tone. The system couldn't help but secretly "haha" twice, thinking that you have today, and said seriously: "Major, you can tell me about this." It's useless, after all, this is the original owner's grievance, so I've wronged you. But smoking is harmful to health, so you should take this opportunity to quit smoking."

"Smoking is harmful, but it's healthy." Tong Lin sighed, turned over to go to sleep, and asked casually, "By the way, why didn't you respond when I just sent it over? Did it crash?"

The system murmured: "How can my super intelligent brain crash? I was connected to the host computer of this spaceship and read a lot of data and information."

"Oh, good..." Tong Lin answered vaguely twice and fell asleep.

Spicy Chicken Major.After the system was defamed, he carefully checked his upgraded data and the information read from the host computer today.The criminal information made the ignorant system feel terrified, and I began to worry that the major would suffer more than just a little bit in this cannibalistic prison.

When Tong Lin woke up, he opened his eyes and saw a strange face.This face is neither good-looking nor ugly, but the expression is a bit exaggerated, and the eyes are flickering with fanaticism. It looks abnormal and a little neurotic.

Due to the close distance, Tong Lin could almost count the stubble on his chin.He reached out to push the face away, and suddenly a bunch of data popped up in his mind.

Name: Su Wei

Sex: Male

Origin: Neptune

height:

Weight: XNUM X kg

Sentence Prison: The Interstellar Prison of the Chick

Sentence: 55 years

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There is also a long list of criminal records behind, including rape, murder, intentional wounding, etc., and the victim also includes a little girl who is only ten years old.

Tong Lin froze in front of the bed, and said to the system: "What is this?"

The system replied proudly: "Didn't I tell you, yesterday I entered the mainframe of the Unruly Chick and read a lot of information. Now all the information of all the prisoners in the entire prison is under my control."

Tong Lin raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, it's different after upgrading."

The system hummed, as if it was about to float up.

Tong Lin's roommate has always been in a state of high excitement. Since the original owner lived in a cell with him, he has been threatening him every day and taking pleasure in it.The owner's already fragile heart was exhausted by the torture of his roommate, and he even suffered from neurasthenia, unable to sleep at night.

Tong Lin was too lazy to pay attention to Su Wei's nervous behavior, and went straight to the sink next to the bathroom to wash up.Glancing in the mirror, it's no wonder that the original owner had so many disasters - he has no ability, and has an attractive face.Coupled with the blame of the King of War, it is not surprising that he died early.

Su Wei came up behind him while he was brushing his teeth, stared at his face in the mirror, grinned and showed his crooked teeth, and said with a smile: "I'm really honored to be roommates with the most legendary big man in the galaxy .My name is Su Wei."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand decently, as if he wanted to get to know Tong Lin formally.

Tong Lin glanced at the blade between his fingers, and his first reaction was to break his wrist.The system was keenly aware of the major's dangerous thoughts, and immediately reminded: "Don't be impulsive!"

Tong Lin took a deep breath.You can't smoke, and you can't beat people. This mission is really aggrieved.

He glanced at Su Wei, raised his hands and cupped his fists and said, "I think you misunderstood, I'm not a big shot."

Su Wei's hand outstretched in the air trembled, grinning stiffly, staring at his hand and asking, "What does this mean?"

Tong Lin said: "In our hometown, we are used to greeting others in this way." After speaking, he walked away to make the bed, treating his roommate as air.

Su Wei bit her lip, put away the blade, leaned against the bed and looked at Tong Lin with interest, and seemed to find it more and more interesting.He hooked his finger on Tong Lin's arm, shook his neck and said, "Can you build a robot?"

Without raising his eyelids, Tong Lin said, "The only thing I know how to create in this world is rubbish."

Su Wei: "..." He felt as if he had punched the cotton with his fist, and all the strength was dissipated softly, with a little elasticity.

He didn't like to let it go, he walked around Tong Lin like a child with ADHD, trying to get his attention by provoking him.

It's a pity that Tong Lin was not in the mood. He played Tai Chi with Su Wei for a while, and finally got relief during the wind time.

The scale of the Chick is no less than the largest space station in the Milky Way. As far as the living area is concerned, in addition to the prison guard's dormitory and the three major prison areas, the kitchen, library, activity room, prison factory and other facilities are fully equipped.

The place where the prisoners are released takes up the largest space in the entire spaceship. The most advanced technology is used to simulate the interior as a lawn and blue sky, and no flaws can be seen without careful identification.

All kinds of virtual birds fly overhead, perch on trees or grass, and when someone approaches, they flap their wings and fly away like real birds.

Occasionally, there will be changes in the weather. As for whether it is wind and rain or white mist, or heavy snow and lightning and thunder, it depends on the mood of the warden.

From the moment Tong Lin stepped onto the "grassland", almost everyone's eyes were on him like locust arrows.If the eyes were lethal, at this moment he was bruised and dying.

The inmates in the Prison of Sly Chick are all serious criminals who have committed many crimes. They are brave, fierce, bloodthirsty, cold-blooded and violent. Each of them has more than one life in their hands.

On this grassland, there are full of ferocious carnivorous animals that have nowhere to vent their energy. Suddenly, a new species appears, with such a big halo on its head, as if it is above all evils. This tempting fresh meat The breath made them want to move immediately.

Especially this man known as the "Lord of War", the most legendary man in the galaxy, not only is he not as tall and gloomy as people imagined, or he has terrible scars on his face, or he exudes a sinister look. On the contrary, he is a handsome young man who makes one's heart itch at first glance. Although he is not short, he is not really strong.

Such a brat is the chief culprit who shoots up gunfire wherever he goes, plays interstellar police detectives around, and makes the heads of all planets restless?

Provocation, suspicion, scrutiny, ridicule, obscenity... All kinds of malicious eyes focused on Tong Lin, as if they wanted to strip off his disguise, tear his prison uniform, and cut off his flesh.

Someone jokingly shouted: "Look, this is the King of War, the man standing in the Phoenix of the Milky Way."

A turning whistle sounded from the other side, and then someone said: "Unexpectedly, the Lord of War is a beauty."

There was a burst of laughter on the playground, "Lord of War, is your hair all grown?", "Ass is sticking up, have you ever fucked your robot?"... All kinds of unsavory obscenities resounded through the playground, standing on the wall The prison guards at the side gate watched this scene with great interest. If they weren't wearing uniforms, they really wanted to go up and pinch the King of War's ass.

Tong Lin walked through the crowd indifferently, as if he couldn't see anyone or hear any sound, and sat down on the bench in the stand where there was no one there.He looked around, his eyes were like scanners, and every time his eyes passed by a person, a bunch of data popped up in his mind. Those who had left indelible scars on the original owner were all in this playground now.

Qin Zhuan tidied up his neckline, lowered the brim of his hat to cover up the excitement and desire that flickered in his eyes, put on black gloves, and was meticulous all over his body, exuding an aura of cold abstinence.

Finally, he tugged at the hem of his uniform and walked towards the simulated playground.