Cannon Fodder Slap Guide [Quick Transmigration]

The mute function was cancelled, and the system was about to complain, when it heard Tong Lin's question, it immediately calmed down.

It was silent for a while, and wanted to change the subject: "Major, did you have a sexual dream just now, I can feel your dopamine secretion surge..."

"I'm having a sex dream?" Tong Lin interrupted the system with a sneer, "I've only seen the man in the dream once before, and I'm really not interested in his dead face."

The system said: "It's love at first sight, it's not incomprehensible..."

"Don't talk nonsense," Tong Lin said impatiently, "Quickly explain who this man is and what relationship he has with the original owner."

The system felt a strong sense of oppression, and had to succumb to his lust, and said honestly: "You... the man in the original owner's dream is the ruler of Oasis, the high priest of the moon god, who has Naesos in the form of a demigod."

Tong Lin frowned and said, "The title is really long, can you make a long story short?"

The system said helplessly: "I didn't do this to let you understand the background of the characters more clearly. What's the hurry... After the Storm Tribe was swallowed by the quicksand, the surviving tribesmen felt fear and hatred for Naisos, so Tumontan did After seeing that oracular-like dream, he would send the teenagers in the clan to find sacrifices in the worm's nest, trying to get rid of the high priest with the power of the God of Quicksand. But the original owner accidentally saw it during a hunt. The true face of Naissos was astonishing and at the same time, I fell in love with him. Since then, I have been thinking about Naissos, thinking about it during the day, thinking about it at night, thinking about eating, thinking about sleeping, and even masturbation Think, it’s cool, don’t want it..."

"Don't talk superfluous nonsense." Tong Lin suspected that if he didn't interrupt the system in time, it would give him a lot of r18 pornography.

The original owner suffered from lovesickness, and was at an age where he fell in love at one point and became endless when he fell in love. It is not surprising that he lusted after his sweetheart.But since the original owner was so infatuated, why did he have all kinds of obsessive behaviors towards Nahuus?

The system is helpless with this problem. There is indeed no intersection between the original owner and Nashus in the data. It should be the first time the two have met in Lizhuo. It is also inconceivable why they act like they have been in love for a long time but can't get it.

Tong Lin concluded: "You are a garbage system, useless at all."

The system immediately retorted: "You don't know how to appreciate my beauty. All the hosts I bound before have completed their tasks perfectly under my command. Anyone who disagrees with you will turn on the mute function."

Tong Lin snorted and said, "Really, then help me analyze what the original owner's feelings for Naisos are like."

In the C, D, and E-level tasks that the system does, the hosts have a lot of free time to develop emotional lines. After a long time, it claims to be an emotional expert. When it hears this kind of question, it immediately wants to show its knowledge——

"Let me teach you what love is for this cold-blooded and ruthless man. The original owner was a young man who fell in love with Naissos at first sight. But the object of his love is neither a cute girl nor a mature Yujie, but He is a high-ranking demigod, and he is a man, a man who forbids love between men! The disparity in status and the barriers between genders make the young man suffer from lovesickness, and at the same time experience the torment of forbidden love .”

"A love that is smooth sailing tends to be flat, but a love that is full of ups and downs and taboos can bear the most bewitching flowers! However, the poisonous flowers born of love, resentment and obsession bind the fragile heart of the young man and constantly devour him. His rationality and self-control made him struggle and cry out in his heart in the endless night, but he couldn't get a response..."

The system's words were full of emotion, and it moved me so much that I wished I could pull out a small handkerchief from the space and bite it.

Tong Lin listened patiently, and said to Chunqing's system with emotion: "It's so touching, the original owner must never let go of his obsession with Naisos."

The system choked up and nodded: "Isn't it true? It's said that falling in love with someone makes you feel like you're low in the dust. Little Sangsang loves the high priest with such a humble mind..."

Tong Lin's face suddenly collapsed: "So, the original owner died with resentment that he couldn't ask for, right?"

"Hey..." The system suddenly got stuck, thinking that it was fucked in, this cunning old fox!Ahhh!

Tong Lin sneered and said, "You are such a difficult system, you actually hide something from the host. Do you still want to complete the task?"

Compared with you, I'm so simple, it's just a calculator.The system finished complaining silently, and said cautiously: "Well, the original owner has a little bit of harmless resentment, I think it's not too late to wait until you change the fate of the Storm Tribe, hehe~"

Tong Lin said bluntly: "It's forbidden to be cute, just say it now. Could it be that you want to have sex with the high priest?"

The system murmured: "Hehehe, how could he have the guts, he just... just... ahem, just wanted to kiss the high priest's toes."

Tong Lin exploded: "You fucking say it again?!"

The system suddenly became envious of those super systems that perform s-level tasks. They all have a function called "soothing", which is specially used when the host is emotionally unstable, and the effect is remarkable.

Tong Lin didn't say much, and said bluntly: "Now start the next parallel universe mission."

The system hehe: "This is impossible, I don't have that permission..."

Tong Lin said with high and low eyebrows, "Then what do you have?"

"I..." The system thought for a while, "I have a mute function."

Tong Lin: "...Let me kiss a man's feet, don't even think about it."

The system persuaded: "If you can't complete the mission, you won't be able to leave this parallel universe, and the cosmic resentment will soon swallow up the entire galaxy. How can you bear it, Major."

Tong Lin was very calm: "Then let's die together."

The system also wants to say "Come and hurt each other", but it is a good system with a sense of responsibility and mission, and it is impossible to let the host be so willful.

By the way, the host also has weaknesses.The system hurriedly said: "In that case, Captain Mo Li will never come back!"

The corners of Tong Lin's eyes twitched. Although his face was ugly, his stern expression finally loosened a bit.

If you find a chance, you must ask the major why he is so obsessed with whether his comrades can be resurrected.The system strikes while the iron is hot: "Besides, the original owner has no hope of being able to kiss the high priest's toes, so the relative resentment value may only be so small. Maybe after the fate of the Storm Tribe is changed, he will be resentful when he is happy." It might even be cleared, ahahaha..."

【Start mute function】

Tong Lin lay down on the bed again, with a trace of unrelieved depression between his brows, he had to find a way to stay away from the high priest's toes.

Tong Lin's temper has been very stubborn since he was a child, and he never bowed his head to others. His stubborn temper caused his father and all his superiors a headache. If it weren't for this, he might have reached the rank of colonel already.

He is extremely disgusted by the feeling of being pinched by others, whether it is dead or alive, he wants to enjoy it to the fullest.But right now, he has to be controlled by others, to carry out this shit task, what kind of resentment, what kind of resentment, is like a joke.

But thinking of Li Li, Tong Lin's heart felt depressed and uneasy, as if a huge rock was crushing it.He touched his chest subconsciously, just like when he touched the dog tag hanging on his chest countless times in the loneliness of the ice and snow in the past three years, but he missed it.

"I forgot that I'm not myself anymore..." Tong Lin laughed at himself, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

There is still a year to go before the next worm nest opens.After discussing with the elders and the patriarch, they decided to hold a blessing ceremony for Sang Saran, and before the ceremony, he had to pass the tests of the Valley of Fury, the Termite Nest and the Rock Mire Pool.

Confite had calmed down at this time, and began to plan again in her heart.These three tests are not more difficult than the other, but the first Valley of Fury is the most difficult to pass.

The Flame of Fury Valley is at the foot of the volcano, and the ground is full of cracks as if it had been torn apart by a giant's anger.From those cracks, cyan flames are continuously ejected, and lava is splashed, and if you are not careful, you will be burned into coke.There are often crackling sounds in the air, and there are flashes of fire, as if thunderbolts are falling from the sky.

In the burned blue sky of Fury Valley, there are ferocious fire crows hovering, ready to swoop down and snatch away a piece of flesh or an eyeball from a person.There, you have to take care of the top of your head and be careful of your feet. It can be said that it is difficult to move an inch.

不仅如此，怒炎谷中飘散着一股相当有刺激性的气体，康菲忒当时身上和脚上裹了七层兽皮，在热浪中被热的几度虚脱，汗水又加重了兽皮的分量，他手持长弓拖着沉重的脚步，双眼不停流泪，几度感到窒息，费了很大的功夫才从里面走出来。

Even so, he was so frightened that he burned his whole body with blisters, was blown deaf in one ear, and lay half unconscious for three days. The stinging pain on his body when he experienced termite nests and rock mud pools was even more miserable.

When Tong Lin was about to enter the Valley of Fury, Confeite kindly came to see him off, told him to be careful, watched him enter the valley, and then left with a gloomy smile——Going to the Valley of Fury, you will never die. Disabled.

Tong Lin smiled nonchalantly, without saying a word, and wobbled into the blue hell.The lava of the volcano rolled under the ground, the steaming hot gas solidified in the air, and the flames that were continuously exploded ignited in the air.

He covered his mouth and nose with a wet cloth prepared in advance, carefully paying attention to his feet, and shuttled forward in the green flames that would be burned to slag if he made a mistake.The heavy animal skin hanging on his body quickly became a burden, and the heat of covering his body was more painful than going to the sauna, which made him want to tear off this burden several times and move forward lightly.

Suddenly there was a piercing scream above his head, and a fire crow rushed towards him fiercely.He rolled on the spot, dodged nimbly, drew the arrow behind his back and put it on the bow, just about to shoot it, the arrow broke and fell into the crack and was swallowed by the magma.

Tong Lin hugged back and touched several arrows.At this moment, he was not allowed to think too much, and he dodged the fire crow's attack by leaping and leaping several times in succession.After a few tumblings, the animal skin on his body was splashed to sparks and burned quickly.

The fur of the animal skin was treated very clean, and the surface was also coated with special materials, so it was supposed to be difficult to burn.But the animal skin on Tong Lin's body was not only ignited on the outermost layer, but also flames sprang up from inside.

Tong Lin hurriedly stripped off his leather armor, and finally got rid of the burden as he wished, but fell into a new predicament—the exposed skin might not be able to last for a few minutes in the flames, lava and explosions from time to time, let alone the skin on his head. There is also "naughty little bird" who wants to get in touch with him wholeheartedly.

Tong Lin cursed, this world is really perverted, there are irritable high priests, and tribes who set up such tests that put people to death. From the insect nest to the valley of anger, it can be said that they are in adversity everywhere.

He stared at the cyan flame gushing out of the crack, a irritating smell that made the mucous membrane tightened, and the shadows of death flew past before his eyes, his ears were buzzing with the sound of the explosion, but there was a playful look on his face. smile.

Stupid brother, when I get out of here, I have to thank you for your "care" for me.