How can the goddess want to marry me?

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Big Love Crane General Attack: Didn't you realize that this Weibo post by the goddess has a lot of information? !

Addicted to Onmyoji and unable to extricate himself: a lot of information +1

The salted fish taken away by the crane: a lot of information +2

A passerby who makes soy sauce: a lot of information +10086

Professional dog food seller: I seem to have seen through the truth of the matter! !Goddess Hehe's words are simply too ambiguous! ! !What does it mean to authorize everything to Yiye Zhiqiu, what a typical domineering attack fan! ! !I'm sure Yiye Zhiqiu must have an affair with Goddess Hehe! ! !The dog food was slapped coldly on my face, and I actually felt strangely excited.Ahhhhhh I'm definitely not shaking M, tell me quickly! !I am not alone! ! !

Suddenly fell in love with Crane Leaf CP: You are not alone! !Awow, both of them are my favorite big O(≧mouth≦)O! ! !Kneel and beg the two goddesses to sprinkle dog food! ! !Don't be afraid, help me up, I can still eat three more bowls! ! !

Crane Leaf Dafa is good: You are not alone! ! !It's over, I actually got a pair of CP because of a Weibo, this is the rhythm of the pill! !What if the official does not release sugar? ! _(:зゝ∠)_If the government doesn’t distribute candy, would anyone be willing to write fanfiction?Or draw comics?No matter what, let me satisfy my hunger! !If there is no one, I will come by myself! !

The little frog squatting on the crane leaf: Remember to throw the link when you finish writing upstairs! ! !Ah ah ah I have already made up a 20 pet article by myself, I need sugar TVT//@鹤叶大法好: You are not alone! ! !It's over, I actually got a pair of CP because of a Weibo, this is the rhythm of the pill! !What if the official does not release sugar? ! _(:зゝ∠)_If the government doesn’t distribute candy, would anyone be willing to write fanfiction?Or draw comics?No matter what, let me satisfy my hunger! !If there is no one, I will come by myself! !

The salted fish taken away by the crane: I also want to eat candy, remember to throw the link! ! @ Crane leaf Dafa good: you are not alone! ! !It's over, I actually got a pair of CP because of a Weibo, this is the rhythm of the pill! !What if the official does not release sugar? ! _(:зゝ∠)_If the government doesn’t distribute candy, would anyone be willing to write fanfiction?Or draw comics?No matter what, let me satisfy my hunger! !If there is no one, I will come by myself! !

Ling Fei: "..." The brains of this group of people are too big, right?

She silently turned to her Weibo and read it carefully.

Is this sentence ambiguous?Ambiguous?How on earth did they come up with a 20 pornographic article in their brains?How did you make them into CP?

...She doesn't even have such a big brain for a full-time writer!It's a waste of talent for these people not to write novels!

Ye Xinglou also saw the large swiping comments on Ling Fei's Weibo, and he was stunned, and then he was indescribably excited.

The eyes of the masses are discerning, so many people have seen Ling Fei's pampering towards her, it must be true! ! !

Awow(≧▽≦)/Ling Fei really loves her! ! ! !So happy and excited! ! !Why can't I fall asleep?

Hey, hey, three people become tigers, girl! !

Ling Fei silently closed the Weibo page, seeing these people constantly brainstorming, she felt a faint feeling of shame.Her brain hole is still not big enough, her brain is still not good enough, she should go to code.

Today's speed is against the sky, and before ten o'clock, she finished the [-]-word update of Danmei today + tomorrow, but she feels tired when she thinks about romance.

Romance!She has fallen into corruption, how can she write romance?

What if it says that the heroine and the heroine are married, and the hero and the heroine are married?

The assorted editor will definitely pick her skin off, right? orz

Looking at the blank document, Ling Fei suddenly felt troubled.

How to break how to break?She has no idea of ​​romantic pitfalls at all! !

Ling Fei flicked through her files depressedly, and there were a lot of bits and pieces recorded on it, but all of them were Tanmei or Lily, and there was no romance at all! ! !

despair! ! !Why open a romance pit? ! !Aggrieved and cried into a ball.

……etc!If she remembers correctly, there seems to be a romance pit recorded on her phone, right?

Ling Fei quickly took out her mobile phone and rummaged through the notes on the mobile phone.

Ahhh! !Very good!Sure enough there is! !There is even a complete outline! !surprise! ! !

Ling Fei suddenly became excited, the villain in her heart burst into tears, and finally she didn't have to worry about any romantic pitfalls!Touched face.

With incomparable excitement, Ling Fei reopened a file and typed in the title "Plant Crisis in the End Times".

After sorting out the general idea, Ling Fei was ready to start shooting fast.

This stalk was a stalk she had set at the beginning of writing the article. After such a long time, I didn't expect to write it so smoothly.

In less than an hour, she finished the update agreed on tomorrow.

Looking at the number of words on the document, Ling Fei raised the corners of her lips in satisfaction, and could make a mistake. As for whether it will be updated daily, there is no guarantee.

Hee hee, anyway, the miscellaneous editor only said to let her open a hole, not to let her remain unshakable.

Ling Fei directly packaged the document and sent a copy to the editor of Shishi Fried Rice, and then copied the updated content to Jinjiang, set the update time, and was ready to wash up and go to bed.

The next day, Ling Fei was awakened by a series of ringtones that killed her.

She touched the phone next to the bed in confusion, answered it in a daze, and then put the phone to her ear.

"He Mingkong!!! What do you want to do?!!"

"Are you a romance novel?!! The hero didn't appear before, I can understand. But which romance novel have you read, the heroine is having an affair with the female partner in Chapter 1?"

"Are you sure you didn't send the wrong document? Are you sure you didn't send me your Lily deposit pit???"

Hearing the series of life-threatening questions, Ling Fei was completely stunned.

Then she silently put the phone on the phone aside, pulled up the quilt, turned over, and fell asleep again.

When I woke up again, it was already past eight o'clock.

Ling Fei completely forgot about the phone call in the morning, and just thought it was a dream, completely forgetting it.

Little did she know that when she fell asleep, on the other side of the phone, a young woman was gnashing her teeth and staring at the document in front of her, and she was still holding a white mobile phone tightly in her hand.His eyes were ferocious, as if he wanted to go through the computer and pierce someone's heart.

Ling Fei bit her toothbrush and suddenly felt a chill all over her body.

Hey, it's obviously the hot summer, why does she feel chills all over her body?Could it be that the temperature of the air conditioner is adjusted too low?

It looks like I need to wear thicker clothes.

Ling Fei, who would rather wear thicker clothes than change the temperature of the air conditioner, silently washed up.

After changing her clothes, Ling Fei habitually turned on the computer.

Taking advantage of the time when the computer was starting up, Ling Fei stood up and went to the kitchen, took out the rice left over from yesterday from the refrigerator, and took two eggs, ready to start making egg fried rice for breakfast today.

Ling Fei prefers rice and doesn't like pasta, so most of the time, her breakfast is filled with fried rice with eggs.The method of fried rice with eggs is so familiar that those who are proficient can't be more skilled, and soon a plate of fried rice with fragrant aroma and bright color is out of the pot.

She put the fried rice with eggs on a plate, took a spoon, and sat back in front of the computer with the plate in hand.

After habitually logging into QUOUQUAN, she was ready to browse Weibo while eating.

However, I never expected that as soon as Koukou logged in, the prompt for private chat sounded like an intensely rhythmic piece of music.

Ling Fei hurriedly put down the spoon, and clicked on the profile picture of the most lovable dancer.

Seeing the series of news that swiped the screen, Ling Fei was stunned.

Mixed Fried Rice: Heming Kong! ! !Get out of here for me! ! !

Mixed Fried Rice: Heming Kong! !How dare you hang up on me! ! !

Assorted Fried Rice: It's fine if you write the romance as a lily, but you still dare to hang up on my phone! ! !

Mixed Fried Rice: Do you still think about it? !Are you afraid that if you hang up on me, I will directly block your door? ! ! !

Mixed fried rice: He Mingkong, if you don't come out, I'll go directly to your house! !

Mixed Fried Rice: Come out to me! ! !

How is this going?

Did she ever get a call from the assorted editor?Did she hang up the other party's phone?

A face of coercion.jpg.

He Mingkong: ... When did I hang up on you?

Assorted fried rice: Hehe, are you willing to come out?

Mixed Fried Rice: Well, you did not hang up on me, but you let me talk into the air for three or ten minutes.

Mixed Fried Rice: This is literally more excruciating than hanging up on the phone! ! !

He Mingkong: ...

He Mingkong: Isn't that a dream?

Mixed Fried Rice: Oh, so you fell asleep, yes, this is very powerful.

He Mingkong: ... I was wrong!

He Mingkong: I stayed up too late last night to write a romance update, so I couldn't get up orz

He Mingkong: Please forgive me!

Assorted Fried Rice: Hehe, it’s okay not to mention the update, but it will make me even angrier if I mention it.

Mixed Fried Rice: Tsk tsk, what did you write?Lily?Is there a lily hanging with romantic texts?Are you trying to sell dog meat with a sheep's head? !

Mixed Fried Rice: See for yourself【Screenshot】【Screenshot】【Screenshot】

Ling Fei silently clicked on the screenshot, and was instantly stunned. ... Was this really written by her?

Assorted Fried Rice: This heroine is very strong, she molested the female supporting role in the first act.Well, in fact, this is also very normal. It’s not a big deal to flirt with it. It’s also normal for romance texts to have such plots.

Mixed Fried Rice: But what the hell are you flirting with me in the second act? !Is the heroine desire/begging/not/full?Desire/demand/dissatisfaction/satisfaction, you conjure up the hero for me! !What kind of trouble do you want to kiss/kiss/touch/touch a female partner?

Assorted Fried Rice: I really didn't want to bring it, He Mingkong, you still have the skill to drive without a word!

Mixed Fried Rice: Aren't you the author of Slow Heat?Don't you know how to write about how the hero and heroine get along?Didn’t your previous romance novels hold hands when the hero and heroine reached 20 words? !What the hell is this now?

He Mingkong: ...

Apart from silence, Ling Fei was speechless.

Mixed Fried Rice: I knew it, you really wanted to abandon our big romance.

Assorted Fried Rice: Alas, I have pity on me and your child, who were so ruthlessly abandoned by you.

Assorted Fried Rice: Once you enter the rotten gate, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on, you'll be a passer-by in love, a heartless man, a heartless man.

Assorted fried rice: Chinese cabbage, ground yellow, two or three years old, no food.

He Mingkong: ...

He Mingkong: Make up, kneel down and beg for medicine.

He Mingkong: If you are sick, you can be cured, so why give up treatment?

Mixed Fried Rice: Hehe.

Assorted Fried Rice: If you don’t update, where do you get the money to buy medicine?

Assorted Fried Rice: You don't write romance well, where do you get the money to see a doctor? !

He Mingkong: I was wrong!I know I was wrong!

He Mingkong: Can't I just go and change it now? !

He Mingkong: Guaranteed that this time it is definitely an orthodox romance novel!

Mixed Fried Rice: Hehe, hurry up!

Mixed Fried Rice: It's better to satisfy me once this time, otherwise you know!

Assorted Fried Rice: If you dare to write romance as Lily or Danmei again, I will go directly to your house and stay there.

Mixed Fried Rice: Anyway, we are in Linshi, not far away.You weigh it yourself!

He Mingkong: I'm going to code now!

He Mingkong: Guaranteed to complete the task!

He Mingkong: Please let me go!

Assorted Fried Rice: Let it go, read the article!Go to code!

He Mingkong: I'll go right away, make it up

Ling Fei closed the dialog box in despair, and began to eat without love.

Thinking about giving a satisfactory explanation to the assorted editor today, she felt a burst of collapse.

Forcibly forcing an author who is obsessed with sensual beauty to write romance, is it tantamount to forcing/good/for/prostitution! ! !

Ling Fei was full of depression and had nowhere to say anything. She silently ate the fried rice with eggs on the plate, then opened the document, and started the major reform and special reform in the dark!

It took a full two hours before she managed to scrape together [-] words. Compared to yesterday's speed of [-] an hour, she felt the urge to cry like a river! !

This is simply the difference between heaven and hell! ! !Romance! ! QAQ why does she want to write romance! ! !

After crying silently in her heart, Ling Fei broke down and opened the private chat of Editor Shi Jin, and sent the article she just wrote.

He Mingkong: Edit, is it okay this time? [Tears flow successfully.jpg]

Mixed Fried Rice: I'll take a look first.

He Mingkong: Good.

Ling Fei maintained an expressionless face, feeling extremely nervous. QAQ can't interrogate her anymore, she really needs a dog!

Mixed Fried Rice: This time it works.

Assorted fried rice: However, if you dare to collapse later, hehe, you will be miserable! ! !

He Mingkong: No way!

He Mingkong: It will never collapse! [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]

Assorted fried rice: →_→ Ha ha, I don't believe it.

He Mingkong: Can you please stop using it?

He Mingkong: Don’t you know that the meaning behind Haha is →you idiot←? !

Mixed Fried Rice: I know [smile][smile][smile]

He Mingkong: ...

He Mingkong: I have already been ridiculed by you, and now I tremble when I see these two words.

He Mingkong: ...It is no longer possible to chat happily anymore.

Assorted fried rice: Then go to code [smile] [smile] [smile] obediently code and have sugar to eat.

He Mingkong: No, I refuse.

Assorted Fried Rice: Be good, go to code words~~ Trust me, you don’t want to know the consequences of not code words.

He Mingkong: Hmph, then I'll write about Tanmei.

Mixed Fried Rice: Are you provoking me?

He Mingkong: Do I have it?

Assorted fried rice: [smile] [smile] [smile] It’s fine if you don’t have it, remember to write the update before five o’clock every day, and then give me a look, I want to monitor whether you have written the romance as Lily or Danmei again!

He Mingkong: ...! ! !

He Mingkong: Is that why you don't believe me? !

Mixed Fried Rice: Exactly.

He Mingkong: No more love [goodbye] [goodbye] [goodbye]

Assorted Fried Rice: Update well, love will rekindle, come on~~ my dear Xiaohehe!

He Mingkong: ...

He Mingkong: I'm going to code!

Ling Fei closed the dialog box aggrieved, feeling overwhelmed.

She sighed slightly, logged on to the Shangjin/Jiang Wencheng website, and replaced the updated content of yesterday's chapter that was passed by the assorted editor.

Looking at the chapter that resembled a lily, Ling Fei sighed again.well!She wrote Lily is obviously pretty good! !Why let her write romance! ! !This is simply using a hammer as a screwdriver, it is not suitable! ! !

Aggrieved and cried into a ball.

Ling Fei silently tidied up her broken heart, then glanced at the time.

It was agreed that Ye Xinglou would come to eat and drink today, so she had to prepare lunch early.

Well, what should I do today?

Ling Fei walked towards the kitchen while thinking.

It's been a long time since I ate beef hot pot. How can I break my craving?

It's just that it's summer, isn't it inappropriate?

do not care!Ling Fei made up her mind in an instant, making beef hotpot for lunch today!

Ling Fei has always preferred beef, and there is never a shortage of beef in the refrigerator, so there is no need to worry about the ingredients.

She put the frozen beef in the refrigerator on the sink, filled it with hot water to defrost it, and began to prepare other materials at the same time.

The first thing to bear the brunt is naturally the most important hot pot base, followed by some miscellaneous ingredients and hot dishes.As for the staple food, what Ling Fei prepares is the egg noodles bought directly in the supermarket.When eating, put a soup in the hot pot, the soup is delicious, the deliciousness is simply wonderful.

The brain made up the taste of beef hot pot, and Ling Yan couldn't help licking the corner of his lips, ah ah, I really want to eat it! ! !

The nature of foodie broke out, and Ling Fei was immediately full of energy.

She skillfully followed the steps, proceeding in an orderly manner like flowing clouds and flowing water.

Just as the beef was stewed, Ling Fei was about to chop some spinach and put it in, when he suddenly heard the doorbell ring.

Huh... Ye Xinglou came so early?

It's not even eleven o'clock yet?

Surprised, Ling Fei still put down the kitchen knife in his hand and went to open the door.

"Cousin, you seem disappointed when you see me?" Dai Muchen smiled playfully, looking to both sides, pretending to search. "Aren't you waiting for your cousin?"

"Don't make trouble, where is the cousin-in-law?" Ling Fei frowned and said, "By the way, why did you come?"

"Didn't I tell you yesterday?! I'm going to have dinner today! Cousin, don't you forget?!"

"Well, I really forgot." Ling Fei said bluntly.

Dai Muchen: "..."

"Cousin, do you still have some sisterly love?!"

"Okay, don't be poor, come in, I'm still stewing beef in the kitchen."

"Wow beef!!! My favorite beef!!!" Dai Muchen suddenly showed a joyful expression, "Cousin, you just said that you forgot to lie, didn't you? Did you prepare it specially for me?"

"It's not." Ling Fei didn't intend to lie at all.

Dai Muchen: "...cousin, will you die if you coax me with a word?"

"Facts are facts, you can play on your own first, I'll cook." Ling Fei said coldly and went straight into the kitchen.

Dai Muchen: "..." How can I break the feeling that I can no longer love?

Dai Muchen, who was left blank, silently took out her mobile phone. Rather than trying to start a conversation with her cousin, she really would rather play with her mobile phone.

"Ding dong ding dong~"

"Mu Chen go and open the door."

"Oh." Dai Muchen replied, put down the phone, walked to the door, and opened it.

"Excuse me, who are you looking for?" Looking at the strange face outside the door, Dai Muchen asked in surprise.

"I'm looking for Ling Fei." Ye Xinglou paused, why are there strange faces in Ling Fei's family these days! !

"Oh." Dai Muchen responded, turned his head and shouted to the kitchen: "Cousin is looking for someone."

"Is it Ye Xinglou? Let her in."

Hearing Dai Muchen's address, Ye Xinglou immediately raised the corners of his lips, "Are you Ling Fei's cousin?"

"That's right." Dai Muchen's eyes suddenly became strange, "Well, you'd better not touch a knife today."

"...Why?" Ye Xinglou was puzzled for a while, and the topic changed too quickly, right?

"Because if you touch the knife, you will suffer a bloody disaster." Dai Muchen said in a mysterious way.

Ye Xinglou was completely confused: "..."

Ling Fei's cousin, maybe she didn't take her medicine?What the hell is the bloody plague? !

Even if it's a cold joke, isn't it too cold?Even the penguins can't stand the cold.

Seeing Ye Xinglou's suspicious expression, Dai Muchen shrugged helplessly, "Believe it or not."

Ye Xinglou: "..." Is it strange to believe it? !Will the saplings growing under the irrigation of society/social/democratic/righteousness believe in bloodshed? ╮(╯_╰)╭Please stop making trouble!

Ye Xinglou deeply felt that Ling Fei's cousin could be ill, and the illness was not serious!

Sure enough, no one believes the truth these days.

Gee.

Dai Muchen raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything more.

"Ling Fei, let me help you." Ye Xinglou didn't want to stay with Dai Muchen at all, seeing her expression like a magic stick, he couldn't help feeling an inexplicable subtlety.

"Okay, then cut that onion into pieces."

"Yes." Ye Xinglou was just about to get it, when he suddenly remembered what Dai Muchen said just now, and couldn't help but pause.But immediately she sneered, she was actually a little scared.

How could bloody disasters be so effective?Ye Xinglou picked up the knife in disbelief, placed the onion on the cutting board, and just cut it off with a scream of "ah".

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I feel that the physical strength of the onmyoji is not enough to brush every day, why can't the QAQ awakening talisman and physical strength be averaged out! !

Thank you so much~

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