How can the goddess want to marry me?

Ling Fei: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Did she hear wrong just now?Absolutely?

Is Ye Xinglou's mother's favorite pornographic author actually her?

excuseme? ? ?Ling Fei couldn't believe her ears at all!

Ye Xinglou also looked bewildered. Although she knew that her mother was obsessed with pornographic novels, she never thought that Ling Fei's novels were what she was addicted to. This feeling is really indescribable.

"Then... let's go buy pens, inks, papers and inkstones first!" Ling Fei said after being shocked for a while. "I still have a full set of diaries at home, so it should be no problem to sign them directly and bring them to my aunt as a gift."

"It's just...will it be too little?" Ling Fei was still a little worried, "Will uncle and aunt be dissatisfied?"

Ye Xinglou smiled slightly, let go of Ling Fei's hand, cupped her cheeks with both hands, and said softly, "Don't be nervous, my parents won't do anything to you."

Ling Fei's face flushed immediately, and she quickly pushed Ye Xinglou away, "In public, don't touch your hands! What should I do if I'm misunderstood?!"

"Pfft..." Seeing Ling Fei's shy appearance, Ye Xinglou burst out laughing, "Ling Fei, you are really cute, don't worry, you are so cute, my parents will definitely like you very much!"

"I hope so! It's all your fault for not discussing it with me earlier!" Although Ye Xinglou tried every means to comfort her, Ling Fei was still inexplicably nervous.Is this meeting your in-laws _(:з」∠)_ or Lily...why is it uncomfortable? !

"It's finally here!" Ye Xinglou felt relieved immediately. After shopping in the commercial street for an afternoon, Ling Fei picked out a bunch of messy things, with the posture that he wanted to move the whole street back.

"I'll go find a complete set of diaries." As soon as he entered the house and changed his shoes, Ling Fei couldn't wait to rush into the study.

Ye Xinglou: "..." Ling Fei is a little too nervous, right? !

"Huanwu moves to Beijing, and the world hopes for peace. Hundreds of ghosts walk around at night, and demons and monsters can't be at peace..."

Hearing a familiar voice, Ye Xinglou hurriedly took out his mobile phone to answer the call. "Hello? What's the matter, mom?"

"Mom?!" Ye Mu's voice suddenly became angry, "Am I that old?!"

"Not old, not old." Ye Xinglou burst out laughing suddenly, "I was wrong, what advice does my dear mother have?"

"Guess~" Mother Ye said in a protracted tone.

Ye Xinglou: "..." Her mother really has a childlike innocence!

"Could it be asking me what time I'm going home tomorrow?" Ye Xinglou said casually.

"How is it possible?! Do I look like such a boring person?!" Ye Mu's voice suddenly became agitated.

"..." Ye Xinglou was silent for a moment, this is clearly a very boring expression!

"Actually... I'm going to introduce someone to you tomorrow!" Ye Mushen said mysteriously.

"Introduce someone?!" Ye Xinglou suddenly felt uncomfortable, "Who?!" What the hell? !Mom didn't want her to go on a blind date or something, did she? !etc!She is only a sophomore!

"I'll tell you tomorrow~" Mother Ye deliberately kept it off. "All in all, you won't be disappointed!"

"..." The bad feeling in Ye Xinglou's heart deepened again, and he couldn't help asking, "Could you ask me to go on a blind date?!"

"You can put it that way~" Mother Ye replied with a smile.

"..." Ye Xinglou felt bad all of a sudden, "Mom, you must be joking?! Must be?! I'm only a sophomore...Isn't it too early for a blind date?!"

"Can we get along first~" Mother Ye said with a smile, "The target is the child of my old classmate, who happens to be in the same school as you. He looks very polite and looks very good, and he goes well with you~"

"...Mom, you won't forget, right? I like girls..."

"Did I say that the other party is a boy?!" Mother Ye asked in surprise.

Ye Xinglou: "..."

"By the way, I forgot to tell you. Before you were born, you were already married to the other party." Mother Ye threw a bombshell lightly, "...I have already made an agreement with my old classmate. Yes, see you tomorrow."

"Finger pulp for marriage?! Σ(°△°|||)︴" Ye Xinglou was taken aback by this blockbuster. "Mom, are you joking?" Ye Xinglou swallowed, his words difficult.

"No! How could I make fun of this kind of thing?!" Ye Mu paused, and continued: "Although it was said that a man and a woman are married, but! How can you fall in love with different genders?! So even if you They are all girls, so we can continue the previous agreement!"

Ye Xinglou: "..." It made sense, but I was speechless!

"Okay, that's the deal! Tomorrow, remember to dress nicely and don't embarrass me!" After saying that, Mother Ye was about to hang up the phone.

"Wait!" Ye Xinglou hurriedly stopped.

"What's the matter?" Mother Ye asked puzzled, "Don't worry! I've seen the photo of the other party, and he looks much better than you! You won't dislike him!"

"Wait, isn't this the point?!" Ye Xinglou felt the urge to cry, can you listen to her finish?!

"...Are you worried that the other party won't accept homosexuality?!" Ye Mu said clearly: "Don't worry, my old classmate is very open and won't disagree! We fell into corruption together back then!"

Ye Xinglou: "..." What the hell? !Someone as weird as my mother actually needs another one? ! excuseme? ? ?

"Wait! That's not the point, huh!" Ye Xinglou's whole body is in a bad mood, and her thinking was actually led astray by her mother!

"Ang? Did I guess wrong again?! Then tell me, what's the point?"

"Xinglou, what are you doing?"

Ye Xinglou was about to explain, but suddenly heard Ling Fei's voice, he was frightened, let go of his hand, and the phone fell straight to the ground.

The phone case was separated from the phone, and the battery fell out together.

Ye Xinglou: "..."

Ling Fei: "..."

Mother Ye on the other side of the phone: "..."

Ye Xinglou quickly squatted down, assembled the mobile phone, turned it on quickly, and dialed Ye Mu's number.

"Hi, the number you dialed is busy, please try again later..."

Ahhhhh!Listening to the notification that the line is busy, Ye Xinglou is in a bad mood. Is this the rhythm of her death? !

"...What's wrong with you?" Seeing Ye Xinglou's frantic expression, Ling Fei was puzzled.

"..." Ye Xinglou looked at Ling Fei silently, and said with difficulty: "I...I..." He hesitated for a while, but Ye Xinglou failed to finish the sentence.

"...What's wrong with you?" Ling Fei's doubts deepened.

Seeing Ling Fei's gaze, Ye Xinglou was completely speechless.no!She has to be more tactful!Ling Fei must not be harmed!Anyway, it's just a finger pulp that I haven't met as a marriage partner, and I will push Ling Fei home with me tomorrow, so there is nothing to be afraid of!

"That... I just found out that I have a fiancée who is married to my fingertips..." Ye Xinglou was stunned as soon as he finished speaking!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck? !What kind of trouble did you want to be so straightforward! ! !

Seeing Ling Fei's face suddenly changed, Ye Xinglou was in a bad mood!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

"Fiancée?" Ling Fei sneered, "You still mean marriage?!"

"Wait, Ling Fei, listen to my explanation!" Ye Xinglou said hurriedly, his expression flustered to the extreme.

"I don't want to hear it!" Ling Fei pushed Ye Xinglou out of the door with a cold face, and then slammed the door shut.

"Ling Fei! Listen to my explanation!" Ye Xinglou kept banging on the door and yelling, but fortunately, there were only two of them on this floor, which avoided disturbing the residents.

Ling Fei didn't even bother to pay attention to Ye Xinglou's knock on the door. There were only two words in his mind, fiancée and finger pulp for marriage!

"With the sword out of the sheath, the heart of the sword is set to pierce the cold light, shine on the cool moon, and splash the blue frost with red blood..."

Before Ling Fei had time to think about it, the phone rang continuously.

"Hey, Feifei, are you free tomorrow?" A pleasant and soft voice came from the phone, the tone was slightly similar to Ling Fei, but a little more mature.

"Tomorrow..." Ling Fei's tone hesitated for a while, and then he affirmed: "I'm free, what's the matter?"

"Then how about going to a classmate's house with mom tomorrow?"

"Student?" Ling Fei asked in surprise, "What classmate?"

"It's Aunt Mengqin that your mother often mentioned to you when you were young!"

"That Aunt Meng who likes pornographic novels?" Ling Fei was slightly impressed.

"That's right, it's her, how do I go~?"

"Why do I think your voice is a bit malicious?" Ling Fei frowned.

Zhao Shuhan's tone suddenly changed, with a bit of sadness, "Feifei, is that how you miss your mother?! Could it be that your mother has ill intentions for you?!"

"...Speak well, don't be cute." Ling Fei was helpless immediately, her mother is good at everything, but she uses the mode of pretending to be pitiful when she disagrees with her, which can drive people to collapse alive.

Ling Fei had an instant epiphany, as if she had found the reason for her paralyzed face.

"Hmph, Feifei, you must not love me anymore! I'm not happy anymore, I'm a little emotional!" Zhao Shuhan became more and more serious.

Ling Fei: "..."

"I'm going to hang up..." Ling Fei said indifferently.

"Don't, don't, don't! I haven't finished talking yet! Feifei, do you really want to be so cruel to me?!"

"...I'm dead!" Ling Fei was completely unmoved by what Zhao Shuhan said.

"Okay, okay, I'll talk nicely." Zhao Shuhan looked aggrieved.

"Hey~ let's talk." Ling Fei said silently, maintaining his expressionless face.

"So, do you want to go with mom tomorrow?" Zhao Shuhan continued to ask.

Ling Fei looked silent, "Will you agree if I say no?"

"No." Zhao Shuhan replied without thinking.

"That's it!"

"Hee hee, I knew that Feifei listened to my mother the most, so remember to dress better tomorrow, and my mother will pick you up at eight o'clock!"

"I smell a conspiracy!" Ling Fei keenly caught the strangeness in Zhao Shuhan's tone.

"Is there? Why didn't I notice it?!" Zhao Shuhan pretended to be stupid on purpose.

"Bring it truthfully, or I will refuse to go to the appointment." Ling Fei threatened lightly. After so many years, she has completely figured out Zhao Shuhan's routine.

"How can you do this?!" Zhao Shuhan complained pretending to be wronged.

"...Then I hang up."

"Okay, okay, let me tell you! Actually... I want you to meet your fiancee."

"Fiancée?!" Σ(°△°|||)︴Hearing this familiar word, Ling Fei was completely stunned. "What fiancee, please explain clearly!"

"Hey, I made it! Feifei, your reaction is so interesting!"

Ling Fei: "..." Is such a naive person really her mother?

"You haven't explained what's going on with your fiancée."

"This...let me choose my wording." Zhao Shuhan's tone suddenly became guilty. "In fact, I once made a marriage contract with your aunt Meng. Now that you are so old, it should be time to get along with your fiancée."

Ling Fei: "..." Is it really good to say such incredible things so calmly? !

"So, why is it my fiancée? If my mental memory is correct, I should be a girl, right? Since I am a fiancée, then the other party is also a girl?!"

"Of course! How can we fall in love with different genders!" Zhao Shuhan replied as a matter of course.

"Hehe." Ling Fei couldn't help but sneer. "Mom, are you kidding?!" Is there such a mother who pushes her daughter to the lily path? ... Although she has already entered the Tao, she is still quite incomprehensible.

"I was just joking with you." Zhao Shuhan said with a hint of a smile in her tone, "At the beginning, this marriage contract was based on a man and a woman, but if you are really lily, an enlightened mother like me There is absolutely no objection.”

Ling Fei: "..." with a dazed expression ⊙_⊙.

……etc!There seems to be something wrong.

Fiancee, fingertips for marriage...

Why are these words so familiar?

A flash of inspiration flashed in Ling Fei's mind, and he suddenly thought of a terrible question.

She quickly asked: "Wait, Mom, what's the name of that so-called fiancée?!"

"Name? Let me think about it."

There was a pause on the phone, and it took a while before it rang again.

"It seems that the surname is Ye Lai..."

"My surname is Ye?! What's your name?!" Ling Fei's breathing involuntarily became rapid, and her spirit was tense to the extreme, afraid of disturbing the answer.

"It seems to be called Ye Xinglou, yes it is called Ye Xinglou! Xinglou is the Xinglou of Xinglou Yueying."

Ling Fei: "..." She guessed it right? ! excuseme? ? ?

Ye Xinglou, Ye Xinglou...

She actually has such a relationship with Xinglou? !

This surprise came too suddenly, she had to take a bath to calm down.

"What happened to the door?"

"It's nothing, I'll go tomorrow, I'm going to take a shower now."

"Okay, remember to dress beautifully, and behave well, the other party is from a scholarly family!"

"Well, I'll hang up then, goodbye mom!"

"See you tomorrow~"

Ling Xun closed the book in his hand, looking at his wife with a bright smile, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless. "Is it really good for you to tease your daughter like this?"

Zhao Shuhan leaned against Ling Xun with a smile, stretched out her hand and tugged at Ling Xun's paralyzed face, "What's wrong! I haven't seen her have such mood swings since Fei Fei transferred to another school. It's really interesting~haha Ha ha."

Ling Xun: "..." After playing for more than ten years, I am not tired of it at all.Ling Xun thought helplessly, but looked at Zhao Shuhan with unusual gentleness.

>>>>>>

After knocking on the door for a while, Ling Fei showed no sign of opening the door, Ye Xinglou suddenly became dejected.

Ah, ah, why did she say it so bluntly!Even if it's a little more tactful!

QAQ I regret it!Ye Xinglou's mood was completely broken.

After returning home, Ye Xinglou took out his mobile phone and started bombing.

Phone calls, text messages, QQ, and Weibo were all harassing, but no matter how she swiped the screen, Ling Fei didn't reply.

Desperate to the extreme, Ye Xinglou silently poked open Gu Zijin's small window.

Xinglou Yueying: Zijin Zijin!Rivers and lakes emergency!

Thinking to this day: Huh?What's wrong?

Xinglou Yueying: I want to learn scriptures!

Pondered till now: ? ?

Xinglou Yueying: I accidentally made Ling Fei angry, how can I coax him?

Thinking to this day: Hmm...

I have been pondering so far: admit your mistake by death, swipe the screen to admit your mistake!

Xinglou Yueying: ...but she didn't reply to me!

I have pondered until now: Then brush until she replies!Are you stupid? !

Xinglou Yueying: ...Are you sure?

Pondered so far: sure and sure!

Xinglou Yueying: Then I'll try it!

Thinking to this day: go go go.

After Ye Xinglou closed Gu Zijin's small window, he poked open Ling Fei's small window, and continued to bombard.

The content is nothing more than that, all apologies and explanations.

As soon as Ling Fei got out of the shower, she found that her mobile phone had been swiped by Ye Xinglou.

Looking at the series of messages, Ling Fei curled the corners of her lips in a good mood, but did not reply maliciously.

snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮Let you treat me like this these days!I won't reply you!mad at you!

Not only that, but Ling Fei also tried to show her presence in the buttons, changed the sign, and forwarded other people's comments, but she just didn't reply to Ye Xinglou's news.

Ye Xinglou looked at the reminder that Koukou paid special attention to, and felt like crying!Who is she messing with!

She has lived for so many years, and she has no idea what the hell is a fiancée who is married to her fingertips!

QAQ was wronged and cried into a ball!

Yiye Zhiqiu: Wife, listen to my explanation!

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law, please take care of me!

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law, I know I was wrong QAQ!

After struggling to no avail, Ye Xinglou finally changed his name to Ye Zhiqiu in a flash of inspiration.

As Ling Fei's goddess, this number can gain some favorability, right?

Seeing Ye Xinglou's series of swiping screens, Ling Fei couldn't bear it.

After thinking for a long time, I finally typed a string of symbols.

He Mingkong: ...

Seeing Ling Fei's reply, Ye Xinglou almost cried with joy, his wife finally took care of her QAQ!

Yiye Zhiqiu: Wife, listen to my explanation!

Yiye Zhiqiu: I don't know what happened to the fiancée who was married with her fingertips!

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law, don't worry, you are the only one I love!

Yiye Zhiqiu: I swear, I will never accept that so-called fiancée!

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law, the only one I love is you!

Yiye Zhiqiu: My love for you can be seen in the blue sky and the sun and the moon can prove it! ! !

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law, just talk to me!

He Mingkong: ...

He Mingkong: ... You can slowly talk to your fiancée about these words tomorrow, I'm going to bed, goodbye!

Ling Fei silently typed with a suppressed smile.

One leaf knows autumn: bridge bean sack! ! !

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law hold back! ! !

Yiye Zhiqiu: No need for elegant butterfly! ! !

Yiye Zhiqiu: Daughter-in-law, don't abandon me! ! !

Letting Ye Xinglou try to persuade him to stay, Ling Fei didn't even intend to reply.

Thinking about the upcoming scene tomorrow, Ling Fei couldn't stop the smile on his face.

That kind of scene must be very interesting, thinking about Ye Xinglou's reaction, Ling Fei couldn't help looking forward to it.

Ah, I was so excited that I couldn't fall asleep, why? !

no!She has to try to sleep!Be sure to face tomorrow with the fullest spirit!Hahaha!

QAQ Did Ling Fei really go to sleep?

After waiting for half an hour and not getting a reply from Ling Fei, Ye Xinglou was in a bad mood.

He's clearly reached the point where he needs to meet his parents, what kind of evil is this?

Ye Xinglou silently put down his phone, looked at the ceiling above, and silently made up his mind.

Let's talk softly tomorrow morning, Ling Fei has prepared so many gifts, she won't be cruel!

Um!Certainly not!Ye Xinglou tried his best to comfort himself.

The next day came quickly.

After getting enough sleep, Ling Fei got up early in the morning, changed into the clothes she had prepared earlier, and went out to meet her parents.

And Ye Xinglou, who had insomnia until midnight, woke up at 08:30.

She hurriedly changed her clothes and knocked on the door of Ling Fei's house, but after waiting for a while, no one answered.

Σ(°△°|||)︴Ling Fei must not have calmed down, right? !

Ye Xinglou continued to knock without giving up, and even gradually knocked out a piece of music, but still no one came to answer the door.

"Huanwu moved to Beijing, and the world hoped for peace..."

Could it be Ling Fei? !

Ye Xinglou hurriedly took out her mobile phone and looked at the name of the note displayed on the screen, she immediately showed a disappointed expression.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Ye Xinglou asked weakly.

"You haven't woken up yet, have you?!" The voice on the other side of the phone suddenly became unfriendly, "Your fiancée has been here for nearly an hour, what are you trying to do if you haven't shown up yet?!"

Meng Qin's voice was full of dissatisfaction, "I'll give you half an hour! If you don't show up at ten o'clock, don't come back!"

"Wait! Mom! Don't be so cruel! Hey! Hey!" Ye Xinglou yelled several times, but the only answer was a beeping voice.

Ye Xinglou: "..."

Ahhhhh! !! !!

Ye Xinglou almost collapsed!What is this called!

She looked longingly at Ling Fei's door, then turned and left helplessly.

It seems that I can only explain when I come back, I hope Ling Fei's anger will not be aggravated by this _(:з」∠)_.

Judging from Ling Fei's attitude yesterday, Ye Xinglou didn't dare to put much hope at all.

QAQ This sadness flows against the river...unspeakable.

The author has something to say: replaced _(:з」∠)_ phone code words are really too slow QAQ

My mom broke her leg today_(:з」∠)_I have to go to the hospital to take care of her, so I can’t update it on time, I’ll try my best to write it on my phone, please forgive me