Time is too fast to keep up.

In the blink of an eye, it was March.

A rippling (mouth mustache) season.

After Cheng Shu was unintentionally shown by Qin Su in the name of his brother's kindness to the frail General's family, everyone said that only April is good in the world, and there is hope for escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

But God, ah bah Buddha really heard the ardent expectations of everyone in the General's Mansion, and thoughtfully planned to send Little General Qin to the battlefield dungeon in March.

In fact, everything is just going according to the direction of the original world, and it's all within Cheng Shu's expectations, except Qin Su of ooc.

In fact, Cheng Shu had some opinions on this guy who didn't follow the original script. Qin Su in the original direction didn't love beeps as much as he does now, and he liked to do "brother things" with him every now and then. He just He has no experience in relationships, so he's not an idiot.

...so he is a fool indeed.

I was fooled by someone's brother theory for a month, thinking that someone is as straight as a ruler.

Come to think of it, he probably forgot the tape measure.

One day in the middle of March, Qin Su and Qin Wei were called by the emperor to discuss state secrets.

It stands to reason that things like frontier instability usually happen in winter, and the children in the family are so hungry that they call the barbarians to form a team and pretend to be a bandit to rob the frontier fortress and fight a team battle. After the frontier fortress town has experienced a lot, leave some food at home Pretending to be panic-stricken and satisfying others' self-esteem is enough, but obviously the newly appointed tribal leader of the Dagon tribe thinks that he is not only witty but also has an idea. If you make a piapia of Jing Dynasty's little face, you will definitely have nothing to say.

I have to say that the garrison officials at the frontier fortress really didn't expect this. After all, spring is in full swing, and it's a good time to go home to nurse children. It's really unreasonable to make such a move and actually win several towns and a small city.

The imperial court was very angry, and those who nursed the child were forced to bring the child to see me.

Now the officials softened, and they all raised their eyebrows and bowed their heads and complained to the inspectors sent by the imperial court. Sir, you don’t know that all the people of the Dagon tribe are tall and tall, and they are all fierce and terrible. ~Oh yes, he seems to be cannibal, um, no, he is cannibal, God you don't know...

As a result, the Dagon tribe passed down to the emperor turned into a group of nine-foot-long, fierce-looking monsters who were even more man-eating than Chi You.

The emperor was stunned when he heard this.You said the emperor never doubted it?No, indeed there was, but the five buckets of rice were too unified in their caliber, and the battle reports on the front line were all serious. Even if the emperor didn't believe it, he had to ask someone to go for a walk.

This shows that officials not only generally have no ideas, but also no creativity.

From this point of view, the civil servants were too soft-hearted and timid, and the military officials were stupid again. All of them were out of their minds, and the emperor himself couldn't make up his mind.It happened that the emperor's cheap younger sister, Princess Wuyang, was passing by, and she suggested that you see Qin Su, the young man's vacation is almost over, why don't you let him go back early and have a look? The difference, hey, I have a bad temper, how could he not be happy to contribute to social security? !

The emperor was right to think so, but just to be on the safe side, he summoned Old General Qin by the way, and then sat in the imperial study, eating melon seeds and crossing his legs, waiting for the father and son to come.

Here I have to mention the grievances of Princess Wuyang and Qin Su.

Princess Wuyang is the second daughter of the first emperor, the eldest daughter died in the filthy secrets of the harem, and the reason why this princess is still alive and kicking to give the emperor bad ideas is entirely because, Sturdy life without explanation!At the age of ten, Zhang Yushi's young master slipped off his horse and beat him violently, because the young master said he had never seen such a fat princess. At the age of 13, he made his name a taboo for the young masters of the ministers. Existence, at the age of 15, the hand of a thief who stole a wallet was destroyed in the street, at the age of 16... ahem, at the age of 16, he fell in love, and the object was Zhang Yushi's young son Zhang who had marveled at her figure neon.

It's a long story about this terrible fate.It was Liming when the young master Zhang was born. Originally, Zhang Yushi planned to name his youngest son Zhang Liming, because the family already had an eldest son named Zhang Huangwan, but he never thought that he would be a little bit too excited because of his excitement. With a southern accent, the naturalization officer next to him nodded and wrote down the name. Zhang Yushi thought it was not bad at first glance?So young master Zhang's name was decided hastily and coincidentally.

But the malice of fate must not stop here, and soon everyone found that this name not only makes people suspect that they can't clear their tongues, but also mothers.

Mother's name is not only, but also Zhang Xiaogongzi.

What is the little boy?That is the existence of a delicate flower in Yushi's mansion. Madam Yushi loves to play dress-up games because she has no daughters, so Zhang Niming has been played with all kinds of shame by her since she was a child. Seductive maid uniforms are tempting, and all the more popular styles are available again and again.

Therefore, before the age of 13, Mr. Zhang always thought that he was a weak little public servant, or the kind of weak Liu Fufeng.

However, at the age of 13, he met Princess Wuyang, the nemesis.

It was the first time he went to the royal paddock, seeing a horse that was taller than him, he couldn't help but feel timid, Lord Yu Shi also knew that his son seemed a little soft, but how could a man know how to shoot and ride? Coax people into a shorter mare.Young master Zhang got used to it after humming for a while, and began to drive the horse under him at a snail's speed. At this time, a person ran out from nowhere, so desperately saying that the horse belonged to her. .

Young Master Zhang thought for a while and asked, "This is a royal horse, which princess are you?"

Wu Yang proudly raised his chin, which was too fat to see, "This princess is Wu Yang."

Otherwise, rich information from the outside world is very important. Mr. Zhang, who only pays attention to the current trend of women's clothing, has never heard of Princess Wuyang's great achievements, so while trembling off the horse, he said bluntly, "Oh, but I really haven't seen it. A princess as fat as you."

Wu Yang: ...hehehe

In the end, Zhang Xiaogong Lihua, who was more charming than Huajiao, was taken home by the censor with tears in his eyes, and the glorious history of the fat princess Wuyang added a rich stroke.

It is indeed a happy event.

It's just that no one else could have imagined that today's beating actually buried a variable in Wu Yang's heart, and it was the kind of variable that would surprise the entire dynasty.

Everyone in the Jing Dynasty felt that the world was falling apart when Wu Yang was 16 years old.

Because, at the age of 16, Princess Wu Yang, who is no longer as fat as a ball, is in love.

Those who have sons in the whole dynasty want to know who is the lord who can attract the legendary fierce princess who can eat human flesh to give her admiration. to the poor warrior.

Q: What is Zhen Zhang Warrior Ni Ming doing?

Answer: beep

Q: I was asking what he was doing! !

A: I mean he is chirping! !

……

Regarding the fact that Wuyang's love affair was so open to Young Master Zhang, we have to start from the beating that year.

When the princess of the court beat the son of the censor violently, the royal pension, compensation, compensation, compensation, and apology were reluctantly overturned, but who is Wu Yang, the princess's body (heavy fog) and the heart of a knight-errant in the rivers and lakes, after returning to the palace Suddenly it was not in line with the human design, thinking about it day and night, and suddenly felt that Mr. Zhang was right. He seemed to have eaten too much recently. With Ni Ming's thin and frail body and his appearance of bullying, he inexplicably made up a 30-word history of the suffering of a weak boy.

This thought can be achieved, Wu Yang felt more and more guilty, and finally found an excuse, went to the Jingwen Academy where Young Master Zhang was studying, and the first emperor agreed, but it might be because Wu Yang was there The palace was really frustrating, and finally found a reason and sent it out.

Not long after, there was a counterfeit named Yang Wu in Jingwen Academy who went around Zhang Niming every day, and he was a male.

……

How else to put it, how many loves from ancient times to the present started from psychological abnormalities.

Forcibly cutting off sleeves or something is a kind of psychological abnormality after all.

Young Master Zhang practiced this truth personally.

During the years of growing up with Wu Yang, Mr. Zhang suddenly found that he seemed to fall in love with Yang Wu's generous and secure shoulders and his every move full of masculinity.Suddenly an answer emerged in his heart.

It's...broken?

But if the target is Yang Wu, it seems that it is not so difficult to accept...

Here, Young Master Zhang thought it over clearly (mouth beard), and Wuyang also had a little reaction.

After taking care of one person for so many years, his petite and beautiful figure (Dawu) has long been reflected in Wu Yang's heart. It is impossible to say that he is not in love. It belongs to the beautiful love story of Lang Youqing and Concubine.

So after a while, under the envious eyes of all the students, Wu Yang received several exquisite purses, by Zhang·Duanxiu·Niming.

At this time, No. [-] passer-by Jia Qin Su came on stage.

Qin Su was Zhang Niming's childhood friend, and always thought Zhang Niming was a bitch, but because Zhang Yushi had a good relationship with Old General Qin, he agreed to take care of Zhang Niming in the academy.And Princess Wuyang was also entrusted to Qin Su by the former emperor, so Qin Su was the only one who could see clearly in this farce.

It wasn't scary to see Zhang Niming embroidering a purse shyly, but the scary thing was that the purse appeared on Wuyang's table.

like!By!thunder!hit!

In order to live up to Zhang Yushi’s trust and to protect Zhang Jiaohua Niming, who is a bitch, Qin Su began to act as a third party in love. Young Master Zhang and Wu Yang must have a threesome when they go out for a swim in the lake. The young master and Wu Yang go out to admire flowers, they must be threesomes, but the young master Zhang and Wu Yang go out to confess their love, it is still a threesome!

Ha ha......

Young Master Zhang was very sad to Qin Su, "Although I'm broken, I still like Yang Wu better. I'm sorry, I failed you..." As he said, his eyes were full of water, and he was about to cry.

Wu Yang gave Qin Su a hard look, and gently hugged Jiaohua Zhang into his arms and patted his back to comfort him.

Your uncle...

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