Qin Lang's rejection was taken for granted, and from the [ha ha ha ha] in the barrage, it can be seen that everyone had expected his rejection and liked it.
[What the hell is the pastoral combination?No matter how you look at it, it is not as tall as the ensemble group! 】
[That’s not what I said. Food is the most important thing for the people. Only when they are full can they have the strength to play.But what I want to do most now is to let Chen Yu and Luo Yan play a song together on the piano and violin. It's really sad not to hear the live version of the die-hard fans! 】
[Stop dreaming upstairs, take a look at the bamboo house in front of our handsome man.This house doesn't even have a roof yet, and I don't know it will be the Year of the Monkey when there are pianos and violins. 】
Then the barrage was full of sorrowful hahaha.
Because Mei Ruyu brought his own suitcases during the first live broadcast to help him and his companions save a lot of money, so in the second period, almost all the beautiful male guests were carrying several large suitcases, which seemed to be full of Good stuff.
Ouyang Xun was the first to start showing off: "Let me tell you that I have learned several big pot stews at home in the past two weeks, and I also brought a lot of seasonings! Today's lunch at noon will definitely impress everyone. eat until full!"
As he said that, he opened his suitcase, and then followed his filming brother to put the camera into his suitcase very cooperatively, allowing the audience to see a box full of various bottles and cans of seasoning.There are also a lot of expensive seasonings that are unique to Western food.
"Hehehe, and this box! There are six of us! How about a barbecue grill and a pot? I also brought several pots! They are all very resistant to carrying and falling, oh, and they are cheap! I think a chicken can buy a pot."
So Mei Ruyu, Sikong Ji and the others saw seven or eight different pots in another big box.From saucepans, saucepans, and small pressure cookers to fryers and casseroles, there is literally everything.In addition, there are various kitchen gadgets in the box, including a meat grinder, a juicer, and six exquisite and beautiful peelers and kitchen scissors. Mei Ruyu doubts how he brought these things. of.
"Did you move the whole kitchen here?" Ma Xiao asked on behalf of the fans watching on the barrage.
Ouyang Xun clicked his tongue, as if he had dissipated quite a bit of gentlemanly aura once he came to this place, and inexplicably became more eclectic with mudslides and sand sculptures: "Where did you get this? I have a super big man at home. The dishwasher has not been moved here, and there are molecular cooking machines. Although my current technology is only at the level of cooking, but well, I will be able to use them one day."
Mei Ruyu twitched her mouth and patted Ouyang Xun's shoulder: "Brother Xun, do you realize something?"
Ouyang Xun raised his head silly: "What?"
"Even if you are the best cook here, your job is to be an actor."
Ouyang Xun, huh?With a sound, it seems a little bit understand and a little bit not understand.
"Even if you become a master cook, you can't change your career in the end. So, restrain yourself a bit, brother. Otherwise, after finishing this show, you may have to change your career from an actor to a cook. Then your fans should not cry to death."
Ouyang Xun: "..."
right.
Then why is he so active at the thought of coming here to cook?Suddenly discovered such a weird puzzle.
At this time, Ma Xiao also opened his box to show everyone. The things that Brother Ma brought were more honest and useful, and they were all tools for manual work.From pliers to tweezers to screwdrivers and small nails, I managed to make everyone shut up again.
Then Leng Su brought some pens and paper, and a beautiful flute, which Mei Ruyu liked to keep playing with.
As for Sikong Ji, he didn't bring anything with him like in the first issue. Obviously, although he was taken over the wall by the plum mudslide yesterday, he lost his image a little bit, but the majestic style of the noble actor is still deeply imprinted in his soul.
This gave Qin Lang, who had always wanted to be provocative, the right to show off. He waved his hand and called out his assistant, Brother Hai. Han arrived with a small tractor.
right.It was a small tractor. Amid the wide-eyed expressions of disbelief on everyone's faces, Qin Lang rushed to the driver's seat of that small tractor after searching a few times, and started hahaha high.
"Did you see it?! This is a special farming tractor that I asked my elder brother to make!! It has the functions of automatic water pumping and sprinkling and plowing and sowing!! Once you have it, you will save the pain of digging the land! We will definitely be able to do it today. After finishing the house, we will plant the land in the afternoon, you say, isn’t this a magic weapon?! Who is better than me?!”
Mei Ruyu: "..."
Sikong Ji: "..."
Ma Xiao, Ouyang Xun, Leng Su: "..."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I knew Langlang would never let me down!My life has been full of fun since I got waves hahahaha!tractor!Hahaha tractor! 】
[Look at the expressions of our other five beautiful men!I laughed so hard, this is a goddamn interpretation of what it means to be "stunned to the point of being speechless"! 】
[No, no, you are wrong upstairs. It's not being stunned to the point where you have nothing to say, it's "being so stupid that you have nothing to say." What about my head?How can I not find my head? ? ! 】
Finally, Mei Ruyu, who was well versed in Qin Lang's habits, broke the silence of the place.
He asked a death question in a very mocking tone: "How much is your car?"
Qin Lang hadn't realized it yet: "It's not expensive, it's only a hundred thousand."
Mei Ruyu snorted: "Then how many chickens can you buy for a hundred thousand? There are so many chickens, if you run all over Taoyuan Mountain, can you catch them?"
Qin Lang's laughter stopped abruptly.
He used his brain to calculate the number of chickens, and felt that he might not even be able to drive this car.
All of a sudden, life feels bleak.
"Then, the director I brought said that I can get a discount..."
Director Yuan Fu finally yelled unbearably at this time: "Discounts!! Discounts!! I just wanted to say, what do you think of our show?! We are "Beautiful Man From Nothing" There is a Diary of Struggle" Do you understand? It is a diary of struggle from scratch! It is not a diary from scratch!! Who allowed you to bring so many things casually? Oh!! All of them are confiscated and confiscated, understand!? How much did you spend on these things, you have to exchange them for me at the same price! The first time there was a discount, I didn’t tell you! Come back! Come back!!”
Then Yuan Fu pointed at Mei Ruyu with his chicken paw-like finger, his face full of grief: "I have learned from you! Can your mudslide be cleared up?"
Mei Ruyu showed an extremely innocent and perfect smile: "It's none of my business. I didn't ask them to bring it."
"Besides, I didn't bring any tools with me today."
Director Yuan Fu looked at Mei Ruyu with very distrustful eyes: "You still want to lie to me! You didn't bring anything you wanted, what's in those two extra boxes you left? I just picked it up secretly, Shen's Terrible!"
Mei Ruyu blinked his peach blossom eyes: "Director Yuan, you are not being kind. How can you carry someone else's suitcase when you have nothing to do? I just brought a little food. I just plan to exchange it at an equal value. .”
Then, under Mei Ruyu's signal, cousin Ning Hao opened Mei Ruyu's two boxes, and when the boxes were opened, a barrage of question marks filled the barrage.
[No, sisters, did I read it wrong?I see two boxes of carrots? ? ? ? 】
[Oh, and there are corn on the cob. 】
[No, I remember that Ruyi doesn't seem to like carrots and corn on the cob very much, he likes seafood fried chicken and iced cola? 】
[So these two boxes of carrots and corn must be tricky! 】
Yuan Fu obviously thought the same way, but Mei Ruyu offered a fair exchange, and he couldn't refuse it.I can only keep my doubts and doubts in my stomach, and wait until later.
So far, all six have shown their boxes.Oh, after all, only actor Sikong didn't bring anything.
So Qin Erha got a chance to be provocative: "Brother Lonely, you can't do this, you have to bring something when you come here ~ otherwise it will appear that you don't fit in."
Then, when Lang Hua Fan wanted to apologize and Da Sikong Fan wanted to ridicule in the barrage, Sikong Luoyan spoke.
Sikong Luoyan glanced at Qin Erha coldly: "It's okay. I'll just bring my brain and strength to come here."
Immediately, Mei Ruyu slapped her legs and burst out laughing, and the other three couldn't help laughing too.
The barrage also turned into a crazy hahahahaha.
Qin Lang was ridiculed for his physical strength and IQ at the same time, and he was in a bad mood.Just when everyone thought he was going to turn into a husky and yell at Sikong Ji, he turned his head and yelled at Mei Ruyu.
"Mei Ruyu, take a look!! That's it! Just such a guy, you won't get good results when you team up with him! He mocked me, which is equivalent to mocking you! Both of us are equal in terms of IQ and physical strength. There is no distinction between equals!"
The smile on Mei Ruyu's face disappeared.
Ma Xiao and Ouyang Xun started laughing crazily, and Leng Su beside him tried hard to keep his expression from collapsing, but the shaking frequency of his shoulders increased significantly.
Even Sikong Ji, who was as stable as Mount Tai, was shocked by this magical brain circuit and comparison method, and was a little worried that Qin Erha would succeed in sowing dissension and subconsciously wanted to explain, he would never mock Mei Ruyu.
Then Mei Ruyu started to yell at Qin Lang by the collar.
"You dude!! Don't compare your IQ with mine, okay?! When will I be stupid enough to bring a completely useless thing like an automatic tractor up the mountain!!"
"I've dragged you down several streets in terms of IQ, do you understand?! It's a dimensionality reduction blow to you! Who is on par with you?!"
Qin Lang was shaken by his collar, his head tilted to one side, his eyes rolled and his tongue sticking out. No matter what you say, I think that the two of us are equal in IQ and strength, and dead dogs are not afraid of being shaken.Almost made Mei Ruyu so angry that she ascended to heaven in place.
At this time, countless netizens who watched the live broadcast frantically took screenshots while laughing uncontrollably.
This is the best emoji!
Whether it's Ouyang Xun, Ma Xiao, Leng Su's expression that can't be explained in a word, or Sikong Ji's rare silent and helpless expression, they are all very interesting.Of course, the most unmissable pictures are Mei Ruyu's roaring picture and Qin Lang's tilting head not listening picture.
[This is definitely the best emoticon pack this year hahaha.Ma Xiao Ouyang Xun cold millet eating melon picture.jpg. 】
[Hahahaha I'm done!I'll come first!Mei Ruyu IQ Roaring.jpg, I have to say that even if our Ruyi is made into an emoticon pack, it is still the most beautiful emoticon pack! 】
[I'm here too, I'm here too.Qin Erha Jiangzhi tilts his head.jpg.No one can improve my IQ, but I can lower your IQ! 】
[The most speechless is our Da Sikong, Sikong is speechless.jpg. 】
Mei Ruyu managed to save his IQ in the end, when Sikong Ji stepped forward and put his arms around his neck and took him aside.
"Let's get to work. Sometimes we have to take the initiative to stay away from some interference factors, otherwise we will be forced to interfere."
So Chen Yu, who was taken away, finally regained his IQ, and was deeply ashamed of his performance just now.
Erha over there saw the fish leaving, and barked twice: "What do you mean? Why do I feel that you two are acting with a bit of sarcasm?"
"Huh? Why did the three of you leave too? Aren't we a big family? What if you want to isolate me?"
Then the bullet screen told the truth in the world.
[My mother won't let me play with idiots. 】
【My dad won't let me play with idiots. 】
[My brother won't let me play with idiots. 】
[Hahahaha I can't do it anymore, I'm in a fucking meeting!I can't hold it anymore, I'm either bursting out laughing or bursting into urine, oh oh oh oh oh, help me! 】
[Holy shit, hold on upstairs, laugh at me, you're going to be teased by your boss, if you break your urine...]
[Upstairs upstairs, are you still there?What's next? 】
After a long time, a bullet screen floated by.
【He laughed and peed again, in my office.hehe. 】
【? ? ? 】
【! ! ! ! 】
The group of six finally started a formal struggle from scratch.
Only one roof of the previous bamboo house was left unfinished. With the joint efforts of six people, the bamboo house was completely built at [-] o'clock in the morning, and different rooms were separated by bamboo screens.
This is a dark green bamboo house as a whole. The bamboo house is divided into three parts: living room, bedroom and bathroom.
The three areas are empty and there is no furniture at this time. Obviously, if you want to get furniture, you must either hunt for it or make it yourself with a pile of bamboo and wood over there.
At this time, everyone realized that there are so many things to do after building the house, and then everyone sat on the bamboo floor and discussed whether to plant the land or make furniture in the afternoon?
"Anyway, we already have a house, so it's fine to sleep under shelter from the wind and rain. We'll make furniture and other things later when we have time. Let's plant the land first?" Chef Ouyang Xun suggested.
Ma Xiao scratched his chin: "Actually, I saw wood and bamboo and other materials over there. I can still make a few stools and tables in one afternoon. I don't want to squat down to eat anymore. My wife said I would follow Eating especially ruined the image of a hero in her heart."
When it came to the image, Ouyang Xun, who suggested to plant the land just now, immediately changed his mind: "Yes, yes, let's make the stool and table first, it's convenient to put things."
His image of a handsome man in ancient costume must not collapse.
Mei Ruyu said: "Then divide it into two steps. It must be faster for everyone to do it together. First make the table and stools, and then plant the land."
Sikong Ji and Leng Su nodded.
Sikong Ji said: "If it's made by hand... I probably know a little bit too."
Mei Ruyu noticed that when Sikong Ji said this, there was an expression on his face as if he heard "Luo Qiubai's Mania".
Ah, I always feel a little secret.
"Hey, I know a little too!" Mei Ruyu smiled, with a smug expression on her face.
Looking at his smile, Sikong Ji felt that it was inexplicably like the smile he had before playing "Dark Forest".
Always feel a little uneasy.
Then everyone started to prepare for lunch.
As usual, Mei Chenyu, Sikong Luoyan, and Qin Lang went to the woods to dig wild vegetables to find wild fruits.
Qin Lang actually wanted Mei Ruyu to go hunting pheasants and ducks in the woods, but Mei Ruyu said that if I went, it would be my performance.Let me give you a chance.
The last lunch is a delicious fish soup tofu stew with roast duck, mushrooms, wild vegetables and pheasant stew.
The fish was naturally caught by Mei Ruyu, but Brother Leng Su had a tool slingshot this time, and he also caught two chickens by himself, and had a highlight moment.
Of course, there is no comparison with Sikong Luoyan who shot stones with his bare hands and stunned three wild ducks.
Ouyang Xun really showed the results of his two-week special training, the one-pot stew was quite good.
When the lid of the pot was opened, the friends who watched the live broadcast were all crying.Once again, I feel that all the big meals in my hand are not delicious.
[I'm not watching Diary of Struggle, I'm watching Pastoral Eats and Broadcasts!The children next door were all so greedy that they cried woo woo woo! 】
【I am the kid next door, tears are streaming from my mouth. 】
Everyone had a very happy lunch.Except that Big Brother Ma, Ouyang Xun, Leng Su and even Sikong Ji were all very concerned about their appearance and finished their meal standing up.
After eating, several people came to the side of the pile of materials.
Ma Xiao moved his wrists to reveal his strong arms and muscles, ready to show his skills.
"We're going to make six stools first, and then a big table for eating, right?"
The other five nodded in unison.
"Then Sikong and Ruyi both said that you can do it, right? Let me ask if you really did it yourself, or just watched others do it? I don't need to teach it if I have done it myself. I still have to teach it after watching others do it. .”
Then Mei Ruyu and Sikong Ji looked at each other, Mei Ruyu smiled and said, "I've made dozens of them myself. It's fast, convenient and durable!"
After hearing Mei Ruyu's words, Sikong Ji's expression was a little puzzled and cautious: "I've only done two, but the speed should not be faster."
Hearing this completely different answer, Ma Xiao wanted to scratch his head a bit, but since the two of them had done it before, he didn't care about it.
"That's okay, no matter how fast or slow you do it, anyway, the stool is as long as it can be made to sit on. It's 12:30 now, which is just the time to digest food after a meal. It should be able to be done in an hour and a half by two o'clock. Come out with a stool?"
"The materials here are all ready-made, such as bamboo, wooden boards and nails. The simplest ones can be used as benches, and the more troublesome ones are bamboo stools or chairs. One and a half hours should be enough."
Mei Ruyu thought it was very simple and no problem: "Yes, yes, I can do six or seven in an hour and a half!"
Sikong Ji frowned looking at the pile of materials, but still nodded: "I'll try my best to make one. The materials and tools are a bit incomplete."
At this time, even a fool would know that Mei Ruyu and Sikong Ji must not be making the same type of "stool".
The two also seemed very confused about what kind of stool the other would make.
Mei Ruyu: "..." No, it's just a bench, so many materials and not enough materials and tools?Do you want carved patterns on your bench? ? ?
Sikong Ji: "..." If you make six or seven stools in an hour and a half, won't they fall apart?
[What the hell is the pastoral combination?No matter how you look at it, it is not as tall as the ensemble group! 】
[That’s not what I said. Food is the most important thing for the people. Only when they are full can they have the strength to play.But what I want to do most now is to let Chen Yu and Luo Yan play a song together on the piano and violin. It's really sad not to hear the live version of the die-hard fans! 】
[Stop dreaming upstairs, take a look at the bamboo house in front of our handsome man.This house doesn't even have a roof yet, and I don't know it will be the Year of the Monkey when there are pianos and violins. 】
Then the barrage was full of sorrowful hahaha.
Because Mei Ruyu brought his own suitcases during the first live broadcast to help him and his companions save a lot of money, so in the second period, almost all the beautiful male guests were carrying several large suitcases, which seemed to be full of Good stuff.
Ouyang Xun was the first to start showing off: "Let me tell you that I have learned several big pot stews at home in the past two weeks, and I also brought a lot of seasonings! Today's lunch at noon will definitely impress everyone. eat until full!"
As he said that, he opened his suitcase, and then followed his filming brother to put the camera into his suitcase very cooperatively, allowing the audience to see a box full of various bottles and cans of seasoning.There are also a lot of expensive seasonings that are unique to Western food.
"Hehehe, and this box! There are six of us! How about a barbecue grill and a pot? I also brought several pots! They are all very resistant to carrying and falling, oh, and they are cheap! I think a chicken can buy a pot."
So Mei Ruyu, Sikong Ji and the others saw seven or eight different pots in another big box.From saucepans, saucepans, and small pressure cookers to fryers and casseroles, there is literally everything.In addition, there are various kitchen gadgets in the box, including a meat grinder, a juicer, and six exquisite and beautiful peelers and kitchen scissors. Mei Ruyu doubts how he brought these things. of.
"Did you move the whole kitchen here?" Ma Xiao asked on behalf of the fans watching on the barrage.
Ouyang Xun clicked his tongue, as if he had dissipated quite a bit of gentlemanly aura once he came to this place, and inexplicably became more eclectic with mudslides and sand sculptures: "Where did you get this? I have a super big man at home. The dishwasher has not been moved here, and there are molecular cooking machines. Although my current technology is only at the level of cooking, but well, I will be able to use them one day."
Mei Ruyu twitched her mouth and patted Ouyang Xun's shoulder: "Brother Xun, do you realize something?"
Ouyang Xun raised his head silly: "What?"
"Even if you are the best cook here, your job is to be an actor."
Ouyang Xun, huh?With a sound, it seems a little bit understand and a little bit not understand.
"Even if you become a master cook, you can't change your career in the end. So, restrain yourself a bit, brother. Otherwise, after finishing this show, you may have to change your career from an actor to a cook. Then your fans should not cry to death."
Ouyang Xun: "..."
right.
Then why is he so active at the thought of coming here to cook?Suddenly discovered such a weird puzzle.
At this time, Ma Xiao also opened his box to show everyone. The things that Brother Ma brought were more honest and useful, and they were all tools for manual work.From pliers to tweezers to screwdrivers and small nails, I managed to make everyone shut up again.
Then Leng Su brought some pens and paper, and a beautiful flute, which Mei Ruyu liked to keep playing with.
As for Sikong Ji, he didn't bring anything with him like in the first issue. Obviously, although he was taken over the wall by the plum mudslide yesterday, he lost his image a little bit, but the majestic style of the noble actor is still deeply imprinted in his soul.
This gave Qin Lang, who had always wanted to be provocative, the right to show off. He waved his hand and called out his assistant, Brother Hai. Han arrived with a small tractor.
right.It was a small tractor. Amid the wide-eyed expressions of disbelief on everyone's faces, Qin Lang rushed to the driver's seat of that small tractor after searching a few times, and started hahaha high.
"Did you see it?! This is a special farming tractor that I asked my elder brother to make!! It has the functions of automatic water pumping and sprinkling and plowing and sowing!! Once you have it, you will save the pain of digging the land! We will definitely be able to do it today. After finishing the house, we will plant the land in the afternoon, you say, isn’t this a magic weapon?! Who is better than me?!”
Mei Ruyu: "..."
Sikong Ji: "..."
Ma Xiao, Ouyang Xun, Leng Su: "..."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I knew Langlang would never let me down!My life has been full of fun since I got waves hahahaha!tractor!Hahaha tractor! 】
[Look at the expressions of our other five beautiful men!I laughed so hard, this is a goddamn interpretation of what it means to be "stunned to the point of being speechless"! 】
[No, no, you are wrong upstairs. It's not being stunned to the point where you have nothing to say, it's "being so stupid that you have nothing to say." What about my head?How can I not find my head? ? ! 】
Finally, Mei Ruyu, who was well versed in Qin Lang's habits, broke the silence of the place.
He asked a death question in a very mocking tone: "How much is your car?"
Qin Lang hadn't realized it yet: "It's not expensive, it's only a hundred thousand."
Mei Ruyu snorted: "Then how many chickens can you buy for a hundred thousand? There are so many chickens, if you run all over Taoyuan Mountain, can you catch them?"
Qin Lang's laughter stopped abruptly.
He used his brain to calculate the number of chickens, and felt that he might not even be able to drive this car.
All of a sudden, life feels bleak.
"Then, the director I brought said that I can get a discount..."
Director Yuan Fu finally yelled unbearably at this time: "Discounts!! Discounts!! I just wanted to say, what do you think of our show?! We are "Beautiful Man From Nothing" There is a Diary of Struggle" Do you understand? It is a diary of struggle from scratch! It is not a diary from scratch!! Who allowed you to bring so many things casually? Oh!! All of them are confiscated and confiscated, understand!? How much did you spend on these things, you have to exchange them for me at the same price! The first time there was a discount, I didn’t tell you! Come back! Come back!!”
Then Yuan Fu pointed at Mei Ruyu with his chicken paw-like finger, his face full of grief: "I have learned from you! Can your mudslide be cleared up?"
Mei Ruyu showed an extremely innocent and perfect smile: "It's none of my business. I didn't ask them to bring it."
"Besides, I didn't bring any tools with me today."
Director Yuan Fu looked at Mei Ruyu with very distrustful eyes: "You still want to lie to me! You didn't bring anything you wanted, what's in those two extra boxes you left? I just picked it up secretly, Shen's Terrible!"
Mei Ruyu blinked his peach blossom eyes: "Director Yuan, you are not being kind. How can you carry someone else's suitcase when you have nothing to do? I just brought a little food. I just plan to exchange it at an equal value. .”
Then, under Mei Ruyu's signal, cousin Ning Hao opened Mei Ruyu's two boxes, and when the boxes were opened, a barrage of question marks filled the barrage.
[No, sisters, did I read it wrong?I see two boxes of carrots? ? ? ? 】
[Oh, and there are corn on the cob. 】
[No, I remember that Ruyi doesn't seem to like carrots and corn on the cob very much, he likes seafood fried chicken and iced cola? 】
[So these two boxes of carrots and corn must be tricky! 】
Yuan Fu obviously thought the same way, but Mei Ruyu offered a fair exchange, and he couldn't refuse it.I can only keep my doubts and doubts in my stomach, and wait until later.
So far, all six have shown their boxes.Oh, after all, only actor Sikong didn't bring anything.
So Qin Erha got a chance to be provocative: "Brother Lonely, you can't do this, you have to bring something when you come here ~ otherwise it will appear that you don't fit in."
Then, when Lang Hua Fan wanted to apologize and Da Sikong Fan wanted to ridicule in the barrage, Sikong Luoyan spoke.
Sikong Luoyan glanced at Qin Erha coldly: "It's okay. I'll just bring my brain and strength to come here."
Immediately, Mei Ruyu slapped her legs and burst out laughing, and the other three couldn't help laughing too.
The barrage also turned into a crazy hahahahaha.
Qin Lang was ridiculed for his physical strength and IQ at the same time, and he was in a bad mood.Just when everyone thought he was going to turn into a husky and yell at Sikong Ji, he turned his head and yelled at Mei Ruyu.
"Mei Ruyu, take a look!! That's it! Just such a guy, you won't get good results when you team up with him! He mocked me, which is equivalent to mocking you! Both of us are equal in terms of IQ and physical strength. There is no distinction between equals!"
The smile on Mei Ruyu's face disappeared.
Ma Xiao and Ouyang Xun started laughing crazily, and Leng Su beside him tried hard to keep his expression from collapsing, but the shaking frequency of his shoulders increased significantly.
Even Sikong Ji, who was as stable as Mount Tai, was shocked by this magical brain circuit and comparison method, and was a little worried that Qin Erha would succeed in sowing dissension and subconsciously wanted to explain, he would never mock Mei Ruyu.
Then Mei Ruyu started to yell at Qin Lang by the collar.
"You dude!! Don't compare your IQ with mine, okay?! When will I be stupid enough to bring a completely useless thing like an automatic tractor up the mountain!!"
"I've dragged you down several streets in terms of IQ, do you understand?! It's a dimensionality reduction blow to you! Who is on par with you?!"
Qin Lang was shaken by his collar, his head tilted to one side, his eyes rolled and his tongue sticking out. No matter what you say, I think that the two of us are equal in IQ and strength, and dead dogs are not afraid of being shaken.Almost made Mei Ruyu so angry that she ascended to heaven in place.
At this time, countless netizens who watched the live broadcast frantically took screenshots while laughing uncontrollably.
This is the best emoji!
Whether it's Ouyang Xun, Ma Xiao, Leng Su's expression that can't be explained in a word, or Sikong Ji's rare silent and helpless expression, they are all very interesting.Of course, the most unmissable pictures are Mei Ruyu's roaring picture and Qin Lang's tilting head not listening picture.
[This is definitely the best emoticon pack this year hahaha.Ma Xiao Ouyang Xun cold millet eating melon picture.jpg. 】
[Hahahaha I'm done!I'll come first!Mei Ruyu IQ Roaring.jpg, I have to say that even if our Ruyi is made into an emoticon pack, it is still the most beautiful emoticon pack! 】
[I'm here too, I'm here too.Qin Erha Jiangzhi tilts his head.jpg.No one can improve my IQ, but I can lower your IQ! 】
[The most speechless is our Da Sikong, Sikong is speechless.jpg. 】
Mei Ruyu managed to save his IQ in the end, when Sikong Ji stepped forward and put his arms around his neck and took him aside.
"Let's get to work. Sometimes we have to take the initiative to stay away from some interference factors, otherwise we will be forced to interfere."
So Chen Yu, who was taken away, finally regained his IQ, and was deeply ashamed of his performance just now.
Erha over there saw the fish leaving, and barked twice: "What do you mean? Why do I feel that you two are acting with a bit of sarcasm?"
"Huh? Why did the three of you leave too? Aren't we a big family? What if you want to isolate me?"
Then the bullet screen told the truth in the world.
[My mother won't let me play with idiots. 】
【My dad won't let me play with idiots. 】
[My brother won't let me play with idiots. 】
[Hahahaha I can't do it anymore, I'm in a fucking meeting!I can't hold it anymore, I'm either bursting out laughing or bursting into urine, oh oh oh oh oh, help me! 】
[Holy shit, hold on upstairs, laugh at me, you're going to be teased by your boss, if you break your urine...]
[Upstairs upstairs, are you still there?What's next? 】
After a long time, a bullet screen floated by.
【He laughed and peed again, in my office.hehe. 】
【? ? ? 】
【! ! ! ! 】
The group of six finally started a formal struggle from scratch.
Only one roof of the previous bamboo house was left unfinished. With the joint efforts of six people, the bamboo house was completely built at [-] o'clock in the morning, and different rooms were separated by bamboo screens.
This is a dark green bamboo house as a whole. The bamboo house is divided into three parts: living room, bedroom and bathroom.
The three areas are empty and there is no furniture at this time. Obviously, if you want to get furniture, you must either hunt for it or make it yourself with a pile of bamboo and wood over there.
At this time, everyone realized that there are so many things to do after building the house, and then everyone sat on the bamboo floor and discussed whether to plant the land or make furniture in the afternoon?
"Anyway, we already have a house, so it's fine to sleep under shelter from the wind and rain. We'll make furniture and other things later when we have time. Let's plant the land first?" Chef Ouyang Xun suggested.
Ma Xiao scratched his chin: "Actually, I saw wood and bamboo and other materials over there. I can still make a few stools and tables in one afternoon. I don't want to squat down to eat anymore. My wife said I would follow Eating especially ruined the image of a hero in her heart."
When it came to the image, Ouyang Xun, who suggested to plant the land just now, immediately changed his mind: "Yes, yes, let's make the stool and table first, it's convenient to put things."
His image of a handsome man in ancient costume must not collapse.
Mei Ruyu said: "Then divide it into two steps. It must be faster for everyone to do it together. First make the table and stools, and then plant the land."
Sikong Ji and Leng Su nodded.
Sikong Ji said: "If it's made by hand... I probably know a little bit too."
Mei Ruyu noticed that when Sikong Ji said this, there was an expression on his face as if he heard "Luo Qiubai's Mania".
Ah, I always feel a little secret.
"Hey, I know a little too!" Mei Ruyu smiled, with a smug expression on her face.
Looking at his smile, Sikong Ji felt that it was inexplicably like the smile he had before playing "Dark Forest".
Always feel a little uneasy.
Then everyone started to prepare for lunch.
As usual, Mei Chenyu, Sikong Luoyan, and Qin Lang went to the woods to dig wild vegetables to find wild fruits.
Qin Lang actually wanted Mei Ruyu to go hunting pheasants and ducks in the woods, but Mei Ruyu said that if I went, it would be my performance.Let me give you a chance.
The last lunch is a delicious fish soup tofu stew with roast duck, mushrooms, wild vegetables and pheasant stew.
The fish was naturally caught by Mei Ruyu, but Brother Leng Su had a tool slingshot this time, and he also caught two chickens by himself, and had a highlight moment.
Of course, there is no comparison with Sikong Luoyan who shot stones with his bare hands and stunned three wild ducks.
Ouyang Xun really showed the results of his two-week special training, the one-pot stew was quite good.
When the lid of the pot was opened, the friends who watched the live broadcast were all crying.Once again, I feel that all the big meals in my hand are not delicious.
[I'm not watching Diary of Struggle, I'm watching Pastoral Eats and Broadcasts!The children next door were all so greedy that they cried woo woo woo! 】
【I am the kid next door, tears are streaming from my mouth. 】
Everyone had a very happy lunch.Except that Big Brother Ma, Ouyang Xun, Leng Su and even Sikong Ji were all very concerned about their appearance and finished their meal standing up.
After eating, several people came to the side of the pile of materials.
Ma Xiao moved his wrists to reveal his strong arms and muscles, ready to show his skills.
"We're going to make six stools first, and then a big table for eating, right?"
The other five nodded in unison.
"Then Sikong and Ruyi both said that you can do it, right? Let me ask if you really did it yourself, or just watched others do it? I don't need to teach it if I have done it myself. I still have to teach it after watching others do it. .”
Then Mei Ruyu and Sikong Ji looked at each other, Mei Ruyu smiled and said, "I've made dozens of them myself. It's fast, convenient and durable!"
After hearing Mei Ruyu's words, Sikong Ji's expression was a little puzzled and cautious: "I've only done two, but the speed should not be faster."
Hearing this completely different answer, Ma Xiao wanted to scratch his head a bit, but since the two of them had done it before, he didn't care about it.
"That's okay, no matter how fast or slow you do it, anyway, the stool is as long as it can be made to sit on. It's 12:30 now, which is just the time to digest food after a meal. It should be able to be done in an hour and a half by two o'clock. Come out with a stool?"
"The materials here are all ready-made, such as bamboo, wooden boards and nails. The simplest ones can be used as benches, and the more troublesome ones are bamboo stools or chairs. One and a half hours should be enough."
Mei Ruyu thought it was very simple and no problem: "Yes, yes, I can do six or seven in an hour and a half!"
Sikong Ji frowned looking at the pile of materials, but still nodded: "I'll try my best to make one. The materials and tools are a bit incomplete."
At this time, even a fool would know that Mei Ruyu and Sikong Ji must not be making the same type of "stool".
The two also seemed very confused about what kind of stool the other would make.
Mei Ruyu: "..." No, it's just a bench, so many materials and not enough materials and tools?Do you want carved patterns on your bench? ? ?
Sikong Ji: "..." If you make six or seven stools in an hour and a half, won't they fall apart?
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