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Chapter 40 Ah, Ah, I'm Crying

"Do you really want to swim..." Chi Shuimo saw the wide river in front of him, wondered if he was frightened by Wu Bozhou's words, his small face turned pale, and grabbed Fang Xu's clothes, "I don't know how to swim... "

Fang Xu patted his head and glared at Wu Bozhou: "Don't listen to him, who said he swam over? Maybe it's for us to be cute and find someone to send to the opposite side. Let's find the task card first."

Wu Bozhou rubbed his nose, a little embarrassing: "Why do I feel like I've bullied a child..."

Liu Hang, who was behind him, remembered Chi Shuimo snatching Fang Xu from him at this moment, and his expression was a little tangled: "Little Mo Mo is so cute, but he robbed Fang Fang from me..." He suddenly thought of something, and turned his head Looking at Wu Bozhou, with a look of sympathy for "the same people who have fallen in the end of the world", "I also robbed you of Fang Fang."

"That's right!" Wu Bozhou saw the camera coming to take a close-up of his head, and slapped his forehead, "Fang Xiaoxu is obviously mine! Why are you all pestering him!"

He ran over suddenly, and even Fang Xu and Chi Shuimo hugged him together: "I promised to be good friends for a lifetime, you can't run away!"

Liu Hang felt that the atmosphere was so good now, he couldn't hold back, and happily ran over to hug the three of them: "Why do we have to be in a team of two, let's work together as four to overthrow those ten!"

Fang Xu: ...

After being stunned for a while, he was covered with black lines: "What about IQ!! Wu Bozhou, have you been gnawed by a dog? What happened to your schoolboy godly temperament when singing? If you become mentally retarded in seconds, you will lose fans, okay! Liu Xiaohang, you Let me go quickly, time is life, okay? If you continue to grind like this, it will hurt us. The other teams have got several first-stage things. Do you want to just take a selfie stick like this? Is it a 'beautiful' photo!"

Wu Bozhou didn't move at the first moment, and Liu Hang also fought back: "No, I won't let go. If you don't stay with me, I'll hug you forever!"

Chi Shuimo was hugged in the innermost part, he didn't know if he was being teased or strangled, his face was pink, and he showed cuteness to the camera: "The waist is about to be hugged——"

What a mess.

……

At the same time, on the OB truck in the central square of the program, the staff were in a happy group.

After Chenguang acquired the video website and changed its name to Chenmi, it launched a series of projects to promote the development of the website and bring considerable benefits. In the early stage, it invested the most in the reality show "Fresh Meat Concentration Camp" and the online drama "Young Strange Detective", such as For this real show, Chen Guang dispatched a TV broadcast van.

The TV OB van has the function of shooting in the field and live broadcasting on the TV channel at the same time when it is not on the TV station. When the reality show starts, the camera follows it. It is even easier to record and send back all the pictures at the same time. The staff can see the performance of each contestant at the first time. Xu and the others directly made everyone laugh.

"Wu Bozhou's male god became funny in seconds, fell in love and killed each other until he was a loyal dog, the contrast is cute!"

"Liu Hang is not bad, he is so stupid that he is so cute!"

"Momo is the cutest, that little pink face, that looming dimple is so cute! What the hell is going to hurt my waist hahahaha——"

"Fang Xu's performance is outstanding. He is still in charge of IQ here. It feels like a teenager playing with a bunch of stupid kids. It's easy to attract fans!"

"That's right, I lost my voice when I was talking in a hurry, what the hell is going on with the rope, hahaha - so cute!"

"He's so handsome, he won't get impatient when he's angry, he can teach his stupid younger brother...I really want a boyfriend like this!"

"This set of shots is so exciting, I feel that subtitles and expressions are not enough..."

Everyone is talking about it.Some people even immediately flipped their fingers and manipulated the program to start working.

Yes, this is also the reason why the program is specially equipped with an OB van.In Pei Chen's plan, reality shows and online dramas can be filmed and broadcast at the same time, but the production cycle will be shortened accordingly. The post-production staff will follow the scene and follow the filming program team to watch the program for the first time while completing it. necessary work.

Of course, it's normal to laugh and complain when you're working.

But they didn't expect that the president, Pei Chen, also came to the OB van and sat silently behind them!

Guan Bo looked at the boss's increasingly dark face: "President, do you want them...to be quiet?"

After a while, Pei Chen squeezed the water glass tightly, squeezed out two words between his teeth: "No need."

What's the use of keeping them quiet!Can Wu Bozhou and Liu Hang at the scene not make trouble!Can Fang Xu not cooperate!Why are you firing cp, why are you flirting all the time, why are you hugging all the time!I haven't hugged it yet! ! !

Feeling agitated in his heart, Pei Chen selectively forgot that all the plans of this reality show, including the proposal to stir up CP, were signed and approved by him personally, and he even specifically stated: the scale of the works launched by the website can be larger.

……

Seeing that the persuasion was useless, Fang Xu refused to listen to one or two of them, and Chi Shuimo was still weak and complained of pain and grievances. He was very helpless, so he sank his feet and turned his hands over, using his small grasping hand——

His little grappling hand was learned in a martial arts school at the beginning, as long as he masters the strength well, it won't hurt anyone.

Wu Bozhou suddenly felt that his elbow was pushed by Rou Rou, and he couldn't help letting go, and took a step back. Before he could react to what was going on, his vision was turned upside down, and he was lying on the ground with his eyes facing the blue sky and white clouds.

The same is true for Liu Hang.

Fang Xu put one hand on the other, squatted in front of them and asked in a cold voice: "Are you convinced! Are you obedient!"

The place was quiet.

After a long time, Liu Hang nodded blankly: "Submit."

Wu Bozhou looked at Fang Xu with very gentle eyes: "I have made a good friend, I will listen to what you say."

"Obviously he was obedient after being beaten..." Chi Shuimo made up the knife.

"During the show, I'll beat anyone who dares to be mischievous. Do you understand?" Fang Xu swept Wu Bozhou and Liu Hang 'murderously' for the last time, clapped his hands, let them go, and stood up, "Now, you guys Sit for 2 minutes, Mo Mo, let's get the task card!"

Chi Shuimo positively raised his hand in response: "Oh!"

In the OB truck, the staff exploded again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'hhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"The action is so handsome and handsome! Stupid brother should be so sexy!"

"The queen's power is over the top!!"

Guan Bo: ...Fang Xiaoxu is so violent.Should the boss not like this?

He turned his head apprehensively, and found that the boss had a face full of pride and satisfaction...

The special assistant's eyeballs almost fell out of shock, so Mr. Boss likes this one! ! !No wonder I haven't had a girlfriend for so many years! !

……

The task card drawn by Fang Xu and Chi Shuimo is: make a bamboo raft and use it as a tool to cross the river.Tip: There are experts nearby, you can ask for advice.Reward: After reaching the other side of the river, a messenger will send the location of the photographer to you.

"Making bamboo rafts?" Chi Shuimo's eyes widened.

Fang Xu turned his head to look at him: "You will?"

Chi Shuimo shook his head, a little shyly: "I won't."

Chi Shuimo has exquisite facial features, black pupils, big round eyes, and the corners of his eyes are slightly drooping. When he lowers his head slightly and raises his eyes to look at you, they are especially like the eyes of a dog begging for love. They are so dark and wet that they are so cute that they will make you In an instant, I felt like 'he wants the stars and the moon, and I want to pick them for him'.

So at this moment, Fang Xu suddenly had a sense of mission of 'You must not know it, otherwise what use is it for me', straightened his back and patted his chest: "There is me!"

The working group had communicated with the scenic spot a long time ago, and the master who taught the bamboo raft was very conspicuous. Fang Xu and Chi Shuimo saw it immediately, and went to learn it.

Building a bamboo raft is not an easy task. You have to choose bamboo, cut bamboo, choose ropes, fix the horizontal and vertical layers at right angles, bind the ropes in double layers, and test the buoyancy... In short, it takes a lot of time to learn and do it.

Because it is physical work, the bamboo is very hard, and the rope is also thorny. Fang Xu looked at Chi Shuimo's tender hands and didn't let him move at all. He learned from his master.

Chi Shuimo was acting cute on the side, it seemed that he was only interested in playing and ignored Fang Xu, but after a while, his 'mysterious cuteness' turned a lot of people into cuteness.Not only their own masters, but also other knowledgeable masters also came to teach them, and they were worried that they were tired and thirsty, so they brought them freshly squeezed juices, and those who were even more anxious, directly helped Fang Xu with the piercing. They sent out very nice, brightly colored life jackets with small motion graphics.

Fang Xu: ...

Chi Shuimo 'cautiously avoided' the camera and winked at him triumphantly.

……

Wu Bozhou's group was drawn to make a boat to cross the river.Because of Fang Xu's violent suppression, they came later than Fang Xu and the other two, but the two of them were very clever. The task was to make a boat to cross the river. Why is the boat not a boat?Wooden boats are a waste of time, but paper boats are fine too!Anyway, some popular science programs have mentioned how powerful paper boats are, and what effects they can achieve under special circumstances...

Seeing that Fang Xu and Xu worked so hard to produce a semi-finished product, Wu Bozhou and Liu Hang discussed in a low voice, and immediately went to find the cardboard...

Then, they succeeded in getting the tools for crossing the river before Fang Xu and the others.They excitedly pushed the carton boat down the river, and waved at Fang Xuchi ink painting on the bank: "Hahaha, we have to go first! Bye meow!"

Chi Shuimo puffed up his face, and hummed vigorously: "You are not cats!"

"Extreme joy begets sorrow, they must not understand these four words, Mo Mo doesn't need to care." Fang Xu persuaded Chi Shuimo while wiping off his sweat.

Chi Shuimo felt sorry for Fang Xu: "Tired?" He took the towel to help Fang Xu wipe off his sweat, and at the same time opened the fan to fan Fang Xu.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Wu Bozhou and Liu Hang to be overwhelmed with joy.

When the paper boat was in the middle of the river, it suddenly started to leak water. One moment, the two of them looked so beautiful, holding a pair of winning tickets, and the pride of 'I have the paper boat, I have the world', and the next moment they started screaming: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There's a water leak, help, help—"

For water sports, the program team will of course distribute life jackets in advance and ask the contestants if they can swim.Wu Bozhou is known as "the white strip in the waves", and Liu Hang also reported that he is familiar with water, so they crossed the river in a paper boat, and the program team will definitely not let it go. Step forward to 'rescue'.

"Brother is wrong...Brother shouldn't be tricky, use a paper boat...you don't know how to stop brother!" Wu Bozhou floated on the water, looking up to the sky and sighing.

Liu Hang paddled in circles, quite happy: "It's so cool in the water! Brother, come and try a few laps, it's so cool! Why do you play games when it's so cool, let's play here for a day!"

Wu Bozhou: ...

Both of them knew how to swim, and they were wearing life jackets. After falling into the water, they signaled to the staff that it was okay, and they still tried to "perform hard". Of course, the staff took enough pictures of the two of them "drenched" before they came slowly.

The two went ashore in desperation, Fang Xu greeted them with a smile: "Have you had enough?"

Wu Bozhou: ...a knowing blow.

"Fang Xiaoxu, you're sweating! Would you like to go for a swim, it's so cool!" This is the stupid Liu Hang.

"No need, we're going to cross the river soon, and there's iced freshly squeezed juice from the master, it's sweet and refreshing to drink!" ink.

Wu Bozhou: ... the aggrieved heart is simply beyond words.

I couldn't find anything to say for a while, but when I saw the beautiful life jacket beside Fang Xuchi's ink, I complained to the camera: "The program crew is biased! Why do they have cute animals and we don't!"

The camera lens shakes: I'm sorry that it was voluntarily sponsored by others and has nothing to do with the working group.

Wu Bozhou: ...felt the deep malice from the world.

"If you don't hurry up, another team is coming..." Fang Xu reminded while busy with the work in hand, "Hurry up, maybe you can grab a top-ranking photographer, if someone else catches up... "

Wu Bozhou understood in seconds, and immediately waved to Liu Hang: "Hurry up, make a boat, make a boat!"

After finding the boat-making tools of the program group, Wu Bozhou regretted it: "I thought that making a boat is the same as making bamboo rafts. I have to chop wood myself. I didn't expect that all kinds of joints are ready, just install them in the order of the drawings!" I knew what I was doing so much effort!

Liu Hang is no longer stupid now: "That's right, it's all because Brother Zhou is confused, seeing Fang Fang's IQ is not online!"

Wu Bozhou: ...

"Fang Xiaoxu, come here, I really need a warm, heavy, and friendly hug right now!"

Fang Xiaoxu, Fang Xiaoxu had already pushed the bamboo raft down the river, jumped on it with Chi Shuimo, waved them goodbye.

Wu Bozhou: ...

Liu Hang looked at Fang Xu's bamboo raft, and then at the very wide plank he was holding. Suddenly, his brain twitched and he asked Wu Bozhou, "Brother, you said we can cross the river when we lie on it?"

Wu Bozhou looked around. Anyway, the other teams didn't come, and there was still time. It was not difficult to assemble the boat according to the blueprints, so he simply played a little bit again—he asked Liu Hang to put the wooden boards on the river, and the two of them climbed up together. Digging the water with his hands, he headed in Fang Xu's direction.

Fang Xu's eyes widened: "They cheated! They cheated!"

The camera shakes, saying: They are going to die, the working group doesn't care, even if they cross the river, they won't give rewards.

Chi Shuimo was anxious: "Then what if they messed up our bamboo raft and made it impossible for us to cross the river?"

The camera pans again: the rules allow it.

Chi Shuimo's small face puffed up, and his eyes were wide open: "How could this be!"

"Because this is a reality show... it's fun to play." Fang Xu was not angry at all, pulled Chi Shuimo and whispered something in his ear, and Chi Shuimo was not unhappy in an instant, and smiled with his mouth covered flowers.

When Wu Bozhou and Liu Hang "hehe" approached with evil smiles and were about to overturn their bamboo rafts, Fang Xu suddenly raised the bamboo poles and knocked over the wooden boards on them...

The two fell into the water again.

"Ah, I'm going to drown," Wu Bozhou floated on the water, closing his eyes, "I need artificial respiration."

Liu Hang was very cooperative and looked at Fang Xu: "Quick, hurry up and save Brother Zhou!"

"Oh, I'm so tired after spending a long time on the bamboo raft." Fang Xu sighed.

Chi Shuimo was very considerate: "Fang Xiaoxu is tired and can't do artificial respiration. What do you think of him?" He pointed a thin white finger at a staff member.

This staff member is tall and burly, 1.8 meters tall, with a square face and wide lips, extremely dark complexion, and weighs...more than two hundred catties.He was also very cooperative, snapped his fingers, moved his wrists, and walked this way with a murderous look on his face.

Wu Bozhou immediately woke up by himself, pulled the plank and rowed to the shore: "We will be a boat obediently, we will be a boat obediently!"

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Seeing Fang Xu sweating profusely as he tied the bamboo raft, exhausted, and being molested by Wu Bozhou, Pei Chen was so distressed that the water glass in his hand was about to shatter.

"Boss Pei, it's late, and the company is still waiting for your meeting, do you want to..." Guan Bo carefully reminded.

Pei Chen waved his hand: "Notify them to hold the meeting by themselves, and give me the content of the meeting."

Well, no reply, you are the boss and you are self-willed, but you have to eat, right? "You didn't have breakfast this morning, and now..."

Pei Chen sighed, with a slightly hoarse voice: "I don't need it for now, you can go out and eat by yourself when you are hungry."

His people are so tired, and they still don't have a bite of food. How can he be in the mood to eat?

When will this damn reality show end!

……

The two of Fang Xu crossed the river smoothly, got the reminder of the reward, and quickly rushed to the corresponding location. They found that there were so many people that it was impossible to know which one was the photographer.They find the second mission card and open it.

The task drawn this time is: enjoy delicious food.Requirement: Eat up all the food provided by enthusiastic villagers (the amount is not much).Reward: After the task is completed, an envoy will tell you the color of the photographer's clothes.

What are you afraid of eating?Fang Xu immediately rolled up his sleeves, and he happened to be hungry too!

But when the thing was pushed up, he was immediately dumbfounded.

Indeed, the amount is not too much, and it is absolutely no problem for an adult man to fit it in his stomach, but what the hell are those!

Stinky tofu, wasabi sushi, durian rice bowl, fried apple with spicy crab, bitter melon juice, lemon juice...

The sushi is not big, but the wasabi is squeezed into a big lump; the stinky tofu and durian are not much, but the taste is very strong, it is simply "fragrant"; the bitter gourd juice is full of a large glass... Fang Xu just looked at it and felt Stomach upset.

Chi Shuimo's eyes were shining, and he rushed straight to the dining table, grabbed the wasabi sushi and stuffed it into his mouth. After eating, he let out a long sigh: "It's delicious, I'm worried and hungry, what should I do, the food is here, the program crew So sweet!"

He also thanked the program team with big eyes flickering.

Program group:  …

Fang Xu: ...My dear, don't you see that they are tricking us?

"Fortunately, I'm thirsty..." Chi Shuimo stuffed two sushi bellies in succession, picked up the lemon juice and drank it all in one gulp.

Program group: ...This is not soaked in lemon slices, but fresh lemons squeezed directly, isn't it sour!

After Chi Shuimo finished drinking, his eyebrows frowned: "It's a bit sour..." He immediately put stinky tofu into his mouth, trying to neutralize the sour taste.

After the wind and clouds wiped out the stinky tofu, he stretched out his thin white hands to the durian rice, and the speed of eating was as if he had been abused for a long time without food, and he was so hungry.

Fang Xu: ... child, are you okay!

Chi Shuimo took up the bitter gourd juice and drank it down, his eyes lit up again: "I haven't drank it before, I didn't expect it to be quite good!"

The program team almost knelt down.

Does the kid really like eating these, or is it a show?

When the spicy crab was finished, Chi Shuimo greeted Fang Xu: "Fang Fang, come here, this is super delicious!"

……

So this part passed, and it went smoothly.

Fang Xu and Chi Shuimo got the reminder note and knew that the photographers were all wearing black T-shirts.But they walked around the room and found that there were many people in black T-shirts, definitely more than six!

No way, they looked for the task card again.

The new task was an obstacle run, and they got the balloons. That is to say, two people needed to carry the inflated balloons back to back and walk around the prescribed route. If the balloons did not drop, it was a success.

This task is not too difficult. Fang Xu first took Chi Shuimo to familiarize himself with the path, then discussed the slogan, and then back to back, hand in hand, asked the staff to help put the balloon on.

They only walked once and completed the task.There was a section of the balloon running down in the middle, and it was about to fall. They had to stick close to their bodies, with their buttocks raised high, and then they walked the rest of the way smoothly.

Of course, this is their subconscious action. When the balloon is about to fall, the body will make adjustments by itself. They are focused on the game and do not realize how explosive this point is.

Between the body of a boy and an adult man, the slightly green body is like the boy's body line in the comics. The silhouette itself is very beautiful, but they even have a buttocks!

The staff can almost imagine how many wolf girls will be attracted to lick the screen by this scene...

In the OB van, Pei Chen looked at the picture on the screen, but couldn't hold back, his eyes straightened and his throat tightened.

Fang Xu's figure has always been very good, he knew it a long time ago...

After the task was completed, Fang Xu and Chi Shuimo hugged and cheered together. Finally, at the last prompt, they found the photographer and chose the one with the most high-end equipment. The atmosphere was very joyful.

Pei Chen regained consciousness in Fang Xu's bright smile, cleared his cough, raised his hand to look at the time, frowned slightly, raised his hand and ordered Guan Bo: "Notify, the show is suspended, let's have lunch."

"Yes." Guan Bo immediately notified in the WeChat group.

"Take me to Fang Xu's place." Pei Chen strode up and stepped off the OB van.

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