Tomb Raider and Exorcist Zombie King

"It's really bad. Tell me, what are those zongzi girls doing standing there?"

How does he know?

How did he know! !

How did he know! ! ! !

"Do you think they look like maids waiting for their master to go out?"

That being said, there are some...

Is now the time to think about this? ! ! ! !

"Has Zongzi started talking about ostentation now?"

What do you mean?

"Won't a big zongzi come out of it in a while!"

Please stop talking ahhhhhh! ! !

"The fragrance should also be useful to this group of zongzi!"

How would he know?

How would he know? ! ! !

How would he know? ! ! ! !

and many more.

What does he mean?

He doesn't mean to...

He doesn't want it! ! ! !

"Ah, it's too bad, there is no more incense." The incense is not blown by the strong wind. Of course, not everyone can have a lot of such expensive incense (except Bai Yueze). It is good to have a few here for the hedgehog, so After using it, of course he is gone.

"Agan, do you have any incense in there?"

"Have."

"very good."

"Wait, wait, don't you think..." Turning your head and quickly glanced at the two rows of people in the room, bowing their heads, the female zongzi guarding both sides of the exit, and those who were killed by them With the guard in the middle, they couldn't walk through at all, they could only crawl through the aisle, Bai Yueze quickly looked away, his face turned green.

"Yeah." Even though Bai Yueze hadn't finished speaking, he knew what Bai Yueze wanted to say, and Agan took the fragrant hedgehog from Agan's hands, and nodded readily.

Bai Yueze: "..."

really.

Hedgehog: "Let's go!"

Agan: "Yes."

Bai Yueze: "..."

Wait, aren't they going to ask him?

Ask him if he plans to go there or something.

If they ask him, he can simply tell them that he doesn't plan to go there~~~! ! !

Don't let him crawl through those zongzi! ! !

"Huh? What's the matter, ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that Brother Ze is afraid of ghosts. It's okay, as long as they don't move, Brother Ze, you don't have to be afraid. Besides, don't we still have incense and black donkey hooves? So Brother Ze, you As long as you grit your teeth, you'll pass with a hard heart, and Brother Ze, don't you think it's very exciting to crawl through these zongzi? Hahahahaha." Sensing Bai Yueze's nervousness and resistance, the hedgehog Laughter comforted, although his comfort did not have any effect.

Stimulate?

Exciting ass! ! ! (Ah, you are swearing.)

He didn't find it exciting at all, he just felt scared ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

At the same time, the hedgehog put together the incense that A-gan gave him and the incense that he had left, and he still felt that it was not enough after counting, so he looked at Bai Yueze again and said, "Brother Ze, you Is there any incense there? Oh? Brother Ze, what are you doing? Brother Ze???"

Bai Yueze: "Goodbye, never see you again."

A-gan: "... Buddha in the flesh."

Bai Yueze stopped.

Meat, a flesh Buddha?

Yes, yes.

When going back, you must pass through the Buddhist hall, where there is still a body Buddha that has turned into a dead body, or there may be more than one.

Is he caught in a dilemma where there are wolves in the front and tigers in the back, unable to advance or retreat?

He really wanted to die.

Agan: "Let's go!"

Hedgehog: "ok."

Bai Yueze: "..."

Because he deeply felt that he was about to experience another big test in his life after becoming a zombie, Bai Yueze's eyes silently looking into the distance began to become illusory.

But obviously his appearance of non-violence and non-cooperation will not make Ah Gan and the hedgehog change their original intentions. They cooperated happily and said: "We each have three incense sticks. I rely on you. You are indeed Brother Ze. You have stock here." so many."

"Really?" An illusory smile unwilling to accept reality also began to appear on his face.

"Can you take the incense?"

"Ah."

"..., take it." His eyes became more illusory.

"Where's the black donkey's hoof?"

"Ah."

"Take... that's it." The soul began to emerge from the top of the head.

"That's a good move."

"..."

"..."

"..."

What? ! ! ! !

Act now?

Are they not going to wait any longer?

For example, let him do a good job of psychological construction or something?

Thinking of this, he glanced at the two rows of female zongzi that were getting closer and closer to them. When Bai Yueze quickly looked away, his soul began to emerge from his head again.

No, he felt that even if he had prepared himself mentally, he would not dare to climb over it. (Like nothing to love.)

I didn't miss it, Bai Yueze looked like he was about to vomit his soul, and while the hedgehog showed helplessness in his eyes, he gestured to A-gan.

After receiving the hint from the hedgehog, Agan slightly nodded to him, indicating that he knew about it.

Then he didn't hesitate anymore, after the hedgehog lit the incense...he even helped Bai Yueze light the incense in his hand, otherwise he was really afraid that Bai Yueze would forget to light the incense.

Then he quickly rushed to the aisle where the zongzi was sandwiched.

Although there are two rows of zongzi, and there are six in each row, but the distance is really not long, so after a while, the hedgehog climbed to the opposite side, stuck his incense sticks into the crack of the wall, and pointed at him. Bai Yueze waved.

Simple isn't it?

So come on over!

Is it simple?

Simple ass. (Ah, you are swearing again.)

There were two rows of zongzi, and there were a total of twelve. Just looking at it, he felt a little tachycardia, arrhythmia, myocardial ischemia, cardiac arrest, heart necrosis, okay, let alone crawling over it.

'come over. Not daring to shout out, the hedgehog mouthed to Bai Yueze.

Hmm, yes, yes, but let him do construction for a while.

'Come here! ! '

Hmmmmmm, okay, wait, wait, let him do mental construction for a while.

"Then there's no way?"

hmmmm?

What do you mean?

What are you going to do?

Wait, he hasn't prepared himself well yet, can he wait a little longer.

Ugh?

and many more.

What are you going to do? ! ! ! !

Wait……

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

Before he could make a sound, he was kicked by A-gan, and Bai Yueze, who slid forward and backward for a certain distance, just stopped in the middle of the aisle between the two rows of female rice dumplings. In this position, even if he didn't want to climb, he would no more.

What the hell! ! !

Ah Gan that bastard, bastard, bastard! ! !

Does he know that his reckless behavior will really kill him! !

Did he ever wonder what would happen to him if he didn't align his head?

He will be kicked onto those female zongzi by him! ! !

Bai Yueze, who was too stimulated and burst into seeds, quickly crawled forward like a god, but he did not forget to perform a small theater in his mind again while crawling.

Why did he feel that group of zongzi were silently watching him?

Is it his delusion?

Falling, how could it be his illusion! ! !

Those female zongzi were watching him silently! ! !

Recalling the ghost movie, the female ghost's hair hanging forward and then glaring at people through the gaps in her hair, Bai Yueze was in a bad mood.

It's terrible, it's terrible, it's really terrible.

Even after climbing out of the siege of the female zongzi, he continued to crawl forward unconsciously until Agan, who was following him, pulled him, and then Bai Yueze stopped screaming like a frightened little girl .

"Aw~~~~!!!!"

"it's me."

No, aren't the female ghosts pulling him?

"it's me."

It was indeed Agan's voice.

After confirming that the person pulling him was indeed Agan, Bai Yueze collapsed to the ground like a deflated ball.

Great, crawled out.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I really regret it." Yin Bai Yueze crawled a long way before stopping, and the hedgehog who walked over slowly said with a look of regret.

"???" Hearing this, Agan looked at the hedgehog blankly. What is he regretting?

"I regret not bringing the video camera, or else..., hahahahahaha."

Alas, this is a rare appearance of Brother Ze losing his composure, it is really a pity that it was not recorded.

"Shut up!!!" Finally regaining his strength, Bai Yueze thumped the tunnel.

"Hahahahahahaha." The hedgehog continued to laugh wildly.

"If you don't shut up, don't think I'll give you any more discounts." Bai Yueze, who slowly climbed up from the ground, said gloomyly.

"Okay, I'll shut up, Brother Ze, you must not give me a discount."

"Tsk."

Located behind the tombs, the heart of the entire tomb is a palace-like tomb, which is exquisite and resplendent.

Not to mention the exquisite stone walls, the dome engraved with 28 stars and the ground covered with mountains, rivers and rivers are enough to make people amazed. Presumably only the legendary tomb of the first emperor can compare with it.

Of course, this is not the most shocking thing, the most shocking thing is the owner of this tomb.

Unlike other large tombs with heavy coffins, the coffins placed in this tomb are exquisite and beautiful, but they are not covered.

More importantly, the owner of this large tomb lying in the coffin seemed to be in a deep sleep, without a trace of decay and withering.

Yes, unlike those ancient corpses that were said to be lifelike, but were actually decomposed and shriveled, the owner of this tomb was as lifelike as a living person.

Moreover, Bai Yueze did not guess wrong. The owner of this tomb is indeed a woman, and she is also a very beautiful and young woman.

In other words, standing in such an ingenious and magnificent tomb, everyone should be amazed at its craftsmanship, or else they should be amazed at the strangeness of the tomb owner, but the two teams of people who appeared in this tomb at this time, but There is a stalemate like hostility.

There was no sound, and the atmosphere was subdued. The men and horses standing on both sides of the head and tail of the coffin looked at each other with vigilant and dangerous expressions.

In addition, between the two groups of people, a woman with blood on her wrists and her eyes closed was floating on the coffin between the two groups of people, as if caught by a pair of invisible hands.Apparently, it was because of this woman that the two teams had a dispute and confronted each other.

"As expected of Mr. Huang, the news is really well-informed."

Knowing the relationship between this fifth master Gan and that old man Huang, it is not surprising that the fifth master of the Qian family appears here.

"The Qian family is the head of the family. Sometimes it's better to be a human being." With a seemingly relaxed expression, he even had the mood to light a cigarette and take a deep breath casually. A deep look flashed through Gan Wuye's slightly lowered eyes.

"Hmph, it seems that although that old Mr. Huang is well-informed, he is not as powerful as in the legend."

What do you mean?

Looking up at the head of Qian's family, although Gan Wuye had doubts in his heart, he didn't show it.

"Otherwise, Fifth Master, you wouldn't have said that." While speaking, the head of the Qian family took a meaningful look at Gan Wuye.

Is there anything he doesn't know?

And what I don't know is very likely to be related to this little friend of the Bai family boy.

Turning to look at Yin Yuanyuan, who was already pale due to excessive bleeding, Fifth Lord Gan frowned without showing any trace, he was thinking about whether to tear Yin Yuanyuan's face off for Yin Yuanyuan and the head of the Qian family in front of him.

They are Tufuzi and Captain Mojin, not charity, so of course he is willing to sell Bai Yueze if he can, but when it comes to their own interests, he will hesitate, because He didn't know if it was worth it or not.

Before Wuye Gan could decide whether to tear himself apart for Yin Yuanyuan and the head of the Qian family, a figure quickly rushed in from outside the tomb, and rushed towards the coffin.

When everyone reacted, they had already arrived in front of the coffin. The figure pulled out a yellow paper talisman from the clothes and slapped the tomb owner on the forehead with lightning speed.

At the moment when this yellow paper talisman was pasted on the forehead of the tomb owner, a howling sound suddenly sounded. The voice of a woman crying like a ghost made everyone tremble, and Yin Yuanyuan, who had been floating in the air, followed suit. fall down.

Opening his arms to catch Yin Yuanyuan, Bai Yueze, who had been tense since entering the tomb, let out a long breath.

Great, finally caught up, this girl is not dead.

Instead of holding Yin Yuanyuan with one hand, Bai Yueze put his free hand into his pocket, took out a porcelain bottle, bit off the cork with his mouth, and poured a small red pill into Yin Yuanyuan's mouth .

It melted in the mouth, and Yin Yuanyuan's pale and colorless cheeks just now returned to a tinge of blood. It seems that this pill is for nourishing blood.

Because it was destroyed by Bai Yueze, the ceremony of sacrificing Yin Yuanyuan was interrupted, and the dangerous atmosphere just now became even more suffocating.But before the head of the Qian family opened his mouth, a faint female voice with a trace of anger, hatred, and tiredness spread to everyone's ears from all directions.

"Shuzi, presumptuous."

"Ok?"

Startled by the sudden female voice, Boyue Ze paused, then turned his gaze to the female corpse in the coffin beside him.

This thing is talking?

Is she not dead?

If he is not dead, he doesn't have to be afraid anymore, after all, what he is afraid of is ghosts, not people, even if this person is very likely to be an old monster who has lived for many years.

At the same time, unlike Bai Yueze who breathed a sigh of relief, the head of the Qian family's eyes lit up. Even the Fifth Lord Gan, who had fallen into silence since Bai Yueze appeared, also showed a look of deep thought. After pondering, something slipped in his eyes.

"I'm sorry for waking up Your Majesty, but I have something to ask Your Majesty. In exchange, I would like to present a daughter from the Yin family to Your Majesty." Before everyone could think about it, the head of the Qian family who had been glaring at Bai Yueze, Suddenly kneeling on one knee in front of the coffin, he bent slightly and said respectfully.

"Oh? What do you want to ask for?" Following the voice of the head of the Qian family, a female voice echoed in the tomb.

"I long to be like you, Your Majesty." Not daring to raise his head, the head of the Qian family still respectfully said, but there was a flash of longing and burning in his downcast eyes.

She didn't speak, but just let out a sneer in a nasal voice, and after a long time, the female voice said again: "Your bargaining chip is not enough for me to exchange it with you."

Maybe he also knew that his chips were too low, so the head of the Qian family quickly said: "Besides, I would like to offer my loyalty to Your Majesty and use it for Your Majesty."

"Oh?"

"Your Majesty, if you don't believe me, you can make a contract with me."

Just as the head of the Qian family was waiting eagerly and his majesty was lost in thought, a male voice suddenly joined in: "Did you two forget something? For example, me."

Bai Yueze who did not know when appeared next to that majesty's head, holding a sharp blade by his neck, said with a half-smile: "I think even after you were decapitated and crushed, you would not will survive."

"Presumptuous!!!" Acting more excited than the 'victim' His Majesty, the head of the Qian family suddenly looked at Bai Yueze and glared at him.

Accompanied by the anger of the head of the Qian family, the group of subordinates behind him also raised their guns and aimed at the people headed by Bai Yueze.

Being threatened with a gun, how could they not fight back? The crowd headed by Mr. Gan also pulled out their guns and confronted the Qian family's group.

Suddenly, the atmosphere that had just eased up became tense again.