Daily Notes of a Taoist Couple

Di Heng took Bai Wuji to Jiutian Valley to find spiritual grass, but he was still very guilty in his heart. Bai Wuji suffered 78 thunderstorms for him, causing the immortal bone to be damaged.

If it weren't for Bai Wuji's deep cultivation, it would be a question of whether he could come back.

Thinking of this question, he couldn't help but look back at Bai Wuji, who rested his chin on Di Heng's shoulder.

How could Diheng's subtle thoughts be hidden from Bai Wuji? Of course he knew his guilt, otherwise he would not have rushed to Jiutian Valley to find the ten thousand year spirit grass.

See through but not tell through.

The two of them came to Nine Heavens Valley quietly, and went into various secret realms to search for spiritual herbs, but after searching for a long time, they found nothing.

Bai Wuji shrugged and said: "It seems that we came late, someone made a move earlier than us, Ziyin, who do you think it would be?"

Di Heng's tone was cold, and he said: "Who else can there be besides him, it's just... what does he want to do with so many spiritual herbs? He didn't even leave any of them..."

Bai Wuji said: "It is said that no matter how you eat this ten-thousand-year spirit grass, it is very delicious. It can be eaten steamed, boiled, fried or fried. As long as its nutrition is not lost, it can be cooked in various ways. It is estimated that he is attracted to this ten-thousand-year spirit grass. food value."

Di Heng: "..." Instead of answering Bai Wuji's question, he told Bai Wuji, "We should go out, otherwise it will be bad if we are discovered."

However, it is true to say so, but when they entered the secret realm of Jiutian Valley, Wu Huan was more or less aware of it.

Wu Huan felt something was wrong, and only after tracking it down did he realize that there was a foreign object in Nine Heavens Valley. He couldn't feel what it was, but he had already gathered disciples to surround all the secret realms.

When Di Heng and Bai Wuji came out of stealth, they saw countless Jiutian Valley disciples surrounded outside.

The two passed through the crowd invisibly, shaking their heads helplessly.

In this human world, who can stop Bai Wuji and Di Heng's footsteps, there is no one at all.

The two returned empty-handed and returned to the Phoenix Nest, only to find that Yuan Sheng was stealing food, smacking his lips while eating.

Seeing Diheng and Bai Wuji come back, Yuan Sheng stared at him in disbelief with a mountain fruit!

He took a bite of the fruit, and said to Di Heng and Bai Wuji: "You are back, you can eat it too, that little flower demon Jin Niang said that this fruit is edible! It is really delicious, I will share one with each of you! This is what Jinniang gave me to eat!"

Bai Wuji asked Di Heng with a dark face: "When you were in Ziweiyuan, did you never feed Yuan Sheng?"

Diheng thought for a while, and said: "Indeed, when we were in Ziweiyuan, we didn't eat, and occasionally drank some tea and Qiongniang..."

Bai Wuji said thoughtfully: "No wonder, it's pitiful for the child, pitiful for the heavens..."

Walking over to put the remaining two wild fruits on the plate into Yuan Sheng's bosom, Bai Wuji said distressedly: "Yuan Sheng, eat more, Ziyin and I won't eat it, you can eat it all."

Yuan Sheng suddenly had a good impression of Bai Wuji, and was a little moved: "Bai Wuji, I just found out that you are a good person..." Then he took a bite of the mountain fruit and began to chew happily, with tears in his eyes, Di Heng and Bai Wuji knew that Yuan Sheng was moved to tears.

Bai Wuji clicked his tongue and said: "It seems that following your emperor, you really haven't eaten anything delicious, you should eat more, don't be polite..."

Yuan Sheng finished the mountain fruit late, and even hit his stomach. He happily patted his stomach and said to Bai Wuji, "Bai Wuji, I blamed you before, and I found out that you are a good person."

Di Heng: "..." Was it so easy to be bought by two fruits?

Bai Wuji walked over and hooked Yuan Sheng's shoulders, looked up at the sky, blinked, and said sadly: "You're welcome, Yuan Sheng, this kind of fruit is only found in the mountains, and most people don't like to eat it unless Only by having a relationship with it can one taste its delicacy."

Yuan Sheng was taken aback, and asked Bai Wuji: "Then have you eaten?"

Bai Wuji said: "Of course I haven't eaten it, because I have a natural incompatibility with it."

Yuan Sheng asked, "What do you mean?"

Bai Wuji said: "That's right, I think it should be unpalatable."

Yuan Sheng: "...I think it's delicious."

Bai Wuji said: "So you have a predestined relationship with it, do you know where it grows?"

Yuan Sheng asked curiously: "Where is it grown? Can I still eat it next time?"

Bai Wuji said: "As long as you want to eat it, this kind of kiwi fruit tree can be found everywhere in a gutter in the mountain, and the kiwi fruit tree is nourished by the nutrition of the corpse all the year round, so its fruit tree grows in the pile of corpses."

Yuan Sheng: "..."

Di Heng: "..."

Bai Wuji continued: "Can you imagine the scene full of corpses and insects? The fruit trees in Qiyi Mountain are full of bugs crawling out of corpses. Their soft bodies crawl on the fruit trees, and when they are hungry, they burrow into the kiwi fruit , eat enough, and then die inside, turning into a part of the kiwi fruit..."

Yuan Sheng's face was already blushing. Before Bai Wuji finished speaking, he pushed Bai Wuji away and rushed to the entrance of the cave, vomiting violently!

Bai Wuji laughed maliciously from behind!

With a dark face, Di Heng said to Bai Wuji: "Don't scare him, he is timid."

Bai Wuji said: "What I said is true, Ziyin, it's just that the kiwi fruit drilled by corpse insects will turn into Gu poison, called Heart Devouring Lovesickness Gu, Yuan Sheng has no one he likes, so he should eat it if he eats it." It's okay, after three months, the corpse worm will not feel Yuan Sheng's lovesickness, and it will die automatically."

Di Heng: "..."

Bai Wuji suddenly remembered, why did this strange mountain fruit appear in the Phoenix's Nest?

Waking up suddenly, Bai Wuji broke out in a cold sweat!

He looked at Di Heng, if he or Di Heng swallowed the Lovesickness Gu by mistake, it would be a devastating pain!

Fortunately, Yuan Sheng was eaten!

Yuan Sheng vomited from outside, and when he came back, he pointed at Bai Wuji's nose and scolded angrily: "Bai Wuji...you have become the number one slut in the six realms in my heart..."

Bai Wuji hugged Diheng, and said sincerely to Yuan Sheng, "Thank you so much, Yuan Sheng."

Yuan Sheng was taken aback, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. Now that he gave Bai Wuji the title of a slut, Bai Wuji still thanked him?

Got water in your head?

The reason why Bai Wuji thanked Yuan Sheng was because Yuan Sheng saved him and Di Heng, and he realized it later.

Involuntarily letting go of Di Heng, he asked Yuan Sheng, "Who gave this fruit?"

Yuan Sheng said: "Jin Niang brought it. I was very happy to see her eating. I couldn't hold back when I said it was delicious..."

Bai Wuji asked: "Did Jin Niang tell anyone to eat?"

Yuan Sheng said: "Give us three, and said that this kind of mountain fruit is hard to find."

Bai Wuji said: "That's right, it's hard to find. It takes thousands of years of corpses and corpse worms to form one fruit, but you ate three at once."

Yuan Sheng wanted to vomit again, and said, "Shut up... bitch!"

Bai Wuji said: "I'm telling the truth, encounters are rare, Yuan Sheng, your life is really good..."

Yuan Sheng really felt that this Bai Wuji was too cheap.

Inevitably said to Diheng: "Dijun, I think, you shouldn't help this kind of bitch."

Di Heng said: "Stop talking nonsense, can you two rest for a while?"

The two said in unison: "No!"

Di Heng: "..."

Although bickering, but at the same time, Bai Wuji was thinking whether Jin Niang really didn't know how terrible this fruit was or gave them this fruit on purpose, and... this fruit grew at the junction of the human world and the endless hell.

There, there are corpses everywhere, monsters, demons, countless...

How could she?And all of a sudden is to have three.

Unbelievable, Bai Wuji felt that it was time to question her, both the origin of this fruit and Jin Niang's behavior were suspicious.

After sending Di Heng away, Bai Wuji hugged Di Heng and chatted, and asked Di Heng: "Zi Yin, what do you want to do next? I'm having a boring day, so I have to do something to live up to the beauty of this beautiful day... ..."

With a dark face, Di Heng asked him, "Then what do you want to do?"

Bai Wuji thought for a while and said, "Then let's do something pleasant?"

Di Heng: "..."

Hold Diheng and kiss.

Suddenly, Yuan Sheng yelled at the main hole in the side hole of the Phoenix Nest: "Bai Wuji! You bitch, restrain yourself! Don't you know that your Phoenix Nest is not soundproof? Don't think I don't know what you are doing!"

Bai Wuji gritted his teeth and cursed: "Are you still shameless?"

Then angrily formed a layer of enchantment, continued to kiss God Heng's lips, and said to Di Heng: "Ziyin doesn't care about him, let's continue..."

Di Heng: "..." I just feel that now he seems to be Bai Wuji's use to relieve boredom when he is bored.

So disrespectful, really.