Daily Notes of a Taoist Couple

The provocative tone made Di Heng feel distracted, especially Bei Le's expression at the moment, showing a bit of forbearance in the temptation. At this moment, Di Heng felt that if he didn't do anything else, he would really be sorry for a bloody Ziwei Shangshen!

Since you like me not to say anything, then I will not say anything, I will do it!

Seeing that Di Heng kissed Bei Le's lips again without saying a word, Bei Le only felt that both he and Di Heng began to sweat.

Di Heng is really honest, just because of Bei Le's words, he actually started to act without saying anything!

Bei Le didn't resist him either, just said: "Good brother, take it easy, don't be so rude."

Having seen Di Heng's bravery, Bei Le was excited and at the same time tangled.

After all, every time the chrysanthemum blooms brilliantly, it is me!

However, at this time, Belle suddenly remembered Mr. System!

After thousands of calls, I finally called out Mr. System!

Mr. System looked disdainful, and said, "I'm not jealous that you have a boyfriend! I'm not jealous at all!"

Belle listened to the cold and pleasant female voice and said, "I really don't mean to show off my boyfriend, I just want to ask you for a bottle of lubricant, can you give it to me?"

The system gentleman said: "You don't need a lubricant, really, you're going to be crazy, what kind of lubricant do you need, enjoy it, I'll withdraw it first..."

Mr. System said that he was about to withdraw, and Belle continued to call him: "Hey! Can you still have a happy mission! I even handed over myself for the mission! Why did you give me a bottle of lubricant?"

Mr. System said: "Didn't you do it voluntarily?"

Bei Le snorted: "I...of course, not voluntarily..."

Mr. System said: "That's fine, then don't have sex with him and I'll give it to you."

Belle: "... Be good, don't make trouble, give it to me quickly, or... the consequences will be unimaginable, you see I am going to die because of the mission, what will happen if you sympathize with me? Maybe I will hang up this time after I have a good time." Surely?"

Mr. System was helpless and said, "What type do you want?"

Bei Le thought for a while, and said: "I want the kind that can make you want to die, but also increase the taste. Of course, it would be better if it has aphrodisiac ingredients."

The system gentleman said: "If one day you die, you must be killed by yourself. Here is the boudoir brand lubricant. It is really a must-have product for traveling at home, going to the toilet, taking a bath, and having sex in the boudoir. , no matter which position you like, just one drop, you can enjoy the happiness brought by countless positions...From now on..."

Before Mr. System finished speaking, he was automatically blocked by Beile, and a bottle of transparent pinkish liquid appeared in Beile's hand.

Belle smiled disdainfully, as long as he got what he wanted, it was enough. As for what the waste system gentleman wanted to say, block it all!

However, after using up Bei Le, he regretted it. It was cool, but it was too cool, which caused him and Di Heng to fight in the grass for a long time, and was afraid that Mu Ning would find them. It's been cool for more than two hours!

This aphrodisiac seems to be too much. Bei Le was panting tiredly, but she still hugged Di Heng and screamed non-stop. However, when he screamed, Di Heng became more excited. In the end, Di Heng had no choice but to cover it with his hands. He stopped Belle's mouth.

Di Heng said: "You really should shut up your mouth, you can't bear to look straight at it, stop howling."

Belle was sweating profusely, and said: "I don't want to scream... But, I can't control myself!"

Di Heng gritted his teeth, and sweat fell on Bei Le's face, but Bei Le still howled and couldn't bear to look directly.

Although Di Heng still wanted to continue, it was getting late, so he had to control himself, otherwise, according to the current situation of Bei Le, it is estimated that they would not be able to finish their work by tomorrow morning.

So, he pushed Belle away.

Bei Le lay on the side, like a thirsty fish, motionless, but still said: "Zi Yin, you are really too bad, even I can't bear the bravery."

Di Heng: "..."

Di Heng dressed himself, picked up the half-dead Bei Le and ran to the nearest stream, washed Bei Le from inside to outside, Bei Le suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, and he was still enjoying Di Heng's service. His sense of superiority suddenly pushed Diheng away and started to run wildly!

Diheng called him: "What's wrong? Where are you going?"

Bei Le wailed while running wildly: "Ziyin must not follow! I have diarrhea!"

Di Heng: "..."

Bei Le felt that his face was completely humiliated, and he had diarrhea caused by Di Heng, how embarrassing it would be to say it...

After finishing it in a deserted place, Bei Le jumped into the stream naked to wash himself, and then went along the stream to find Di Heng, who sat by the stream with a speechless expression on his face.

Bei Le smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe...hehe, hehe..."

Diheng said: "I will definitely exercise restraint in the future. You can't do this kind of thing too much. If you do too much, it will be bad for your health."

Bei Le immediately said: "Don't, I think it's pretty good, Ziyin, don't take pity on me just because I'm Jiaohua! I'm not afraid of being trampled!"

Di Heng: "..."

Pulling the man out of the water and dressing him, Di Heng said: "I think it's good to be with you, even if it's just hugging each other, I'm satisfied, and I don't have to go to bed."

Bei Le didn't agree, and said: "I like Ziyin, so I just want to have sex with Ziyin! Anyone who doesn't have sex for the purpose of dating is a hooligan!"

Di Heng: "..."

Di Heng said that Belle won.

When the two returned to the Phoenix Nest, Jin Niang had already put Mu Ning to sleep, and Jin Niang was sitting at the table alone, holding her chin and thinking about his Uncle Demon King.

When she saw Bei Le, Bei Le walked with a limp leg, and Jin Niang immediately went to ask her: "Uncle, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with your leg?"

Bei Le looked at Di Heng, only to see Di Heng's face was black, and immediately said: "It's okay! Jin Niang, you can go home, anyway, I may stay here for a few days, and come to play when I have time!"

Jinniang looked at Di Heng, who was not easy to mess with, and nodded obediently. Before leaving, Jinniang told Bei Le quietly: "Uncle, the eyes of your fairy lover are so terrible. I feel very cold when he looks at me." ! I won’t dare to come in the future!”

Bei Le quietly told Jinniang, saying: "Actually, it's not my uncle who scares you. He doesn't know how many girls like you who treat me so well and look so good-looking have killed many of them, so Jinniang, for you It's safe, don't come here in the future."

When Jinniang heard this, her face turned pale with fright, she took her things and left, saying, "Goodbye, uncle! I'll come and play with you when I have time!"

Bei Le smiled and waved to Jinniang, saying, "Okay!"

Seeing the little girl run away as if she had seen a ghost, Di Heng came over and asked Bei Le: "What did you tell her that she ran so fast?"

Bei Le raised her eyebrows and said, "It's nothing, I just told her that you killed all the people who had a crush on me."

Di Heng: "..."

Mu Ning might be too tired, she didn't wake up even though Bei Le and Di Heng were talking, both Bei Le and Di Heng said that Mu Ning was too tired these days.

But where were they going tonight?

Bei Le made a bitter face, although the shameful part was hot, but the big bird in front was still full of energy, Bei Le finally realized that it was the problem with the bottle of lubricant, but he didn't dare to ask Di Heng again.

Di Heng took him to another cave, but the things in this cave were very old. Di Heng waved his hand, and the cobweb-covered quilt in front of him was replaced with a beautiful mandarin duck quilt, and the bright red peonies on it were lifelike.

Di Heng said: "Let's take this place as our bridal chamber."

Bei Le lay down on his back with a smirk, and asked Diheng: "Then, will Ziyin want to enter the bridal chamber with me?"

Di Heng's face darkened, and he asked, "Isn't that enough?"

Bei Le shook his head: "It's not enough, half my life is almost over, and I've never been through such a waste of time."

Di Heng: "..."

Although the fire hadn't been extinguished, he didn't dare to indulge anymore, the reason why he said that was because he liked to see Di Heng's helpless expression.

That face, which is full of anger and resentment, coupled with a demeanor of being ashamed and unable to do so, is simply fascinating!

Bei Le loves Di Heng's expression to death, so even if he doesn't act, he will win Di Heng with words.

After all, Di Heng never said anything sensational, he would just work hard.