Daily Notes of a Taoist Couple

Chengji was left alone standing outside Fengqian's house in a daze, his eyes full of embarrassment.

Listening to their master teasing Feng Ling like a monkey, Cheng Ji felt that maybe their master should marry a wife and have a child for him to play with, otherwise it wouldn't be a problem to cling to other people's children all the time.

Thinking of this, Cheng Ji told Bei Le the idea the next day, and he said, "Ximen Qing, I think it's time for you to marry a wife."

Belle said: "Sorry, my wife is dead, I buried it with my own hands."

Cheng Ji said: "No, no, I'm not talking about the second senior brother. I'm talking about you really should get married. Look at you, you are an adult. What do you think if you are pestering Feng Qian's couple? If you want a child, just marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to you. I feel embarrassed when I run to Feng Qian's house every night, but you haven't felt embarrassed?"

Bei Le said: "I just want to tease Xiao Fengling, what's the matter, don't you like it?"

Cheng Ji asked, "Do you like children?"

Bei Le said: "I have never liked bear children, but Feng Ling is different from other children. He is the reincarnation of Xuanyuan Ling. I like him."

Cheng Ji said clearly: "So you like Xuanyuanling from the beginning to the end, not my second senior brother?"

Belle said: "Shut up, you, aren't you very capable? How long has Hua Wuzui been with me? How long have you been with me? You haven't kidnapped Hua Wuzui to bed yet. How dare you Are you blatantly criticizing me here?"

Cheng Ji: "..." Involuntarily looking at Hua Wuzui who was picking vegetables in the yard, Cheng Ji said, "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

Perhaps it was stimulated, but Cheng Ji was extremely diligent that night, serving Hua Wuzui's feet to wash, and asking for warmth, it was so shocking that all the pear trees outside fell one after another, and the petals flew all over the courtyard .

Hua Wuzui looked at the abnormal Cheng Ji, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and asked: "What's wrong with you, you are so courteous to me, tell me, what are you doing wrong again?"

Cheng Ji said: "What's wrong with me caring about my apprentice? I feel very sorry for not being by your side as a teacher for so many years, so I thought, during the days when I am by your apprentice's side, I should take good care of my apprentice as a teacher."

Hua Wuzui snorted coldly: "Thank you so much, I don't need it." She cleaned her mattress by herself.

Cheng Ji said aggrievedly, "I need it."

Hua Wuzui said: "Don't think that I don't know about your filthy thoughts, I told you long ago, my person has already belonged to our young master, you must listen, when I go to bed with the young master and you are happy I really don't know where it is."

Cheng Ji was so angry that he gritted his teeth for a long time without saying a word of accusation to Hua Wuzui, and went out to find Bei Le, who was still teasing Feng Ling, staying in the yard of Feng Qian's house, Talking to Feng Qian one after another, his whole mind was on Feng Ling.

Cheng Ji said to Bei Le through the fence of the two families: "Come back, I have something to tell you."

Bei Le put down Feng Ling, Feng Ling opened two small hands to Bei Le, and called out in a childish voice: "Daddy hug~~"

Bei Le picked up Feng Ling and said to Feng Qian's family, "I'll come as soon as I go, don't worry."

Feng Qian and Lin Yu were also used to this person's habit of taking Feng Ling away at every turn. If it was someone else, they would not be at ease. In addition, the two families were very close to each other, only a dozen steps away, and the couple were separated by a few steps. The fence can also be seen.

Bei Le hugged Feng Ling to look for Cheng Ji, Cheng Ji looked sour and asked Bei Le, "Is that really the relationship between you and Hua Wuzui?"

Bei Le was taken aback for a moment, then the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "I'm thinking too much, when Hua Wuzui and I were together, we would just lie down and sleep together, and we've never had that kind of indescribable behavior."

Cheng Ji said aggrievedly: "But he said that you are already in that kind of relationship, Ximen Qing, can you give me a way to survive? You see, all the little savings I have accumulated for so many years have been spent on you. My face also depends on my money, don’t you think so?”

Bei Le's face was dark and ugly. After thinking for a while, he said, "But you said you have no money? I really don't have any good plans for you with the clear soup and cabbage that I ate these two days."

Cheng Ji immediately took out his private money, put it in front of Bei Le, and said: "That's all, if there is more, I really have nothing."

Belle looked at the ingot of silver and said, "Let me think about it."

Cheng Ji took out some broken silver coins from his shoes and said, "It's really gone."

Belle said thoughtfully: "Let me think about it again..."

Cheng Ji opened his mouth and pulled out a gold tooth in his mouth, and said, "This time it's really gone..."

Belle took the gold tooth, snapped his fingers, and said with satisfaction: "I really have never had a physical relationship with him. The reason why he said that is because he may really not like you. Since he doesn't like you, he won't let you If you don’t sleep, you will force it until you sleep until he likes it.”

Cheng Ji looked at Bei Le with embarrassing eyes: "Is it really possible?"

Bei Le hugged Feng Ling and turned around, saying: "Yes, there is absolutely no problem, don't say I said it, I am giving you advice for the sake of your money, it's up to you if you can do it .”

Cheng Ji immediately laughed like a dog: "Okay, Ximen Qing, you are really a good person!"

Belle: "..."

Before leaving, Bei Le said to Cheng Ji: "Hua Wuzui likes to sleep with others in his arms. You can sneak in tonight. Besides, aren't you a fire unicorn? You can't handle a mortal? If today Not too late, tomorrow night I will help you go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine, and I promise to make your dream come true."

Cheng Ji stared at the stars: "I love you so much!"

Belle: "..." It's just that I like to help others, so don't take me too seriously.

If Hua Wuzui knew that she had been betrayed by her young master, she didn't know how she would feel.

Hua Wuzui didn't know that their young master sold him like this, so what should he do? For the past few days, the food for the three of them fell on Hua Wuzui. Hua Wuzui expressed that he was very worried. , I haven't eaten meat for a long time.

Thinking that tomorrow, no matter what, I will go to the mountains to hunt and come back.

After Cheng Ji waited for Hua Wuzui to fall asleep, he sneaked into Hua Wuzui's house secretly. Hua Wuzui slept soundly, Cheng Ji went in stealthily, Bei Le didn't sleep, and followed him secretly outside.

I saw Cheng Ji standing at the head of Hua Wuzui's bed without doing anything. After standing like that for about a quarter of an hour, he gently bent down and kissed Hua Wuzui's lips, but Hua Wuzui was suddenly caught Kiss woke up, when he opened his eyes and saw Cheng Ji in the dark, Hua Wuzui was startled, thinking he was dreaming, stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around Cheng Ji's neck, and kissed him affectionately.

Cheng Ji was stupefied by Hua Wuzui's behavior, Bei Le listened to the water stains of the two people kissing outside, and felt his old face blushing. Unexpectedly, Hua Wuzui usually seemed to be at odds with Cheng Ji, in the dead of night He was so active when he was there, he really misjudged him.

Bei Le bit her lip, and was about to go back to sleep, but who knew that there was a pig-killing cry from Hua Wuzui's room: "Oh! His grandma! I thought it was a dream! Cheng Ji, what are you doing! You Uncle, don’t bully me! Where are your hands? Be quiet! Stop!! Ahhh—”

Bei Le grinned and covered his ears, knocked on Hua Wuzui's door, and said, "Can you two do business in silence, don't be so loud, the neighbors around you are waking up, what do you want Hua Wuzui to do?" Does everyone know that you have been bullied by Cheng Ji?"

Hua Wuzui did not rest in peace and said: "Young master! Help!"

Belle said: "What are you talking about? The wind is too strong and I can't hear clearly~~~"

Hua Wuzui: "..." I suddenly discovered that this was an organized and premeditated operation.

Lying on the bed and letting Cheng Ji gnaw here and there, Hua Wuzui has nothing to love, and said to Cheng Ji: "Fuck me to death, I won't live anymore."

Cheng Ji was taken aback, and asked, "Why?"

Hua Wuzui said without love: "I didn't expect our young master to be such a nasty villain. It was in vain for me to protect him, but he... actually sold me out."

Cheng Ji said: "Okay then, get your posture right, I'm coming right now."

Hua Wuzui: "..." What else can he say now, Hua Wuzui thought tiredly, it's time to leave these two beasts.

Hua Wuzui turned over and pressed Cheng Ji under him, looked at Cheng Ji, and said, "Let me be on top, although I am not happy to sleep with you, but if it is you who is being pressed, I can reluctantly accept it. "

Cheng Ji grabbed Hua Wuzui's waist and said, "My good apprentice, you are thinking too much."

Hua Wuzui: "..."