Daily Notes of a Taoist Couple

Xuanyuan Ling watched Xuanyuan Qinghe go away, after all, she just smiled and went back to the house, and when she entered, she saw Bei Le smiling like a thief, Xuanyuan Ling warned: "If you dare to approach me, I will castrate you!"

Bei Le began to scratch his head and pose on the bed: "Come on, beauty, the spring night is short, why not have fun in time?"

Xuanyuanling lay on the floor, ignoring Bei Le. Bei Le felt so empty and lonely, and couldn't help sighing: "There are girls but you can't sleep, life is so lonely like snow..."

Xuanyuan Ling: "..." This stinky and shameless man is planning how to sleep with him every day, it's really frenzied.

Seeing that sleeping Xuanyuanling was useless, Bei Le finally stopped being shameless, turned sideways to face Xuanyuanling, and asked, "Why did you come back?"

Xuanyuan Ling looked back into Bei Le's eyes and said, "For love, there are enemies."

Belle said helplessly: "Love? That idiot? You see, he has no interest in you at all. It's all useless in the end."

Xuanyuan Ling sighed: "Brother is such a gentleman, even if a beauty is sleeping next to him, he won't move."

Bei Le said in disbelief: "Is there still such a gentleman in this world? Is he not good at that?"

Xuanyuan Ling said eagerly: "Nonsense, how is it possible!"

Bei Le suddenly realized again and said: "I understand, you tried it!"

Xuanyuanling's face turned red instantly in the light of the candle, which seemed to have confirmed Bei Le's conjecture. Bei Le continued to gossip: "Are you really that?"

Xuanyuanling covered her face and shook her head, saying, "Everyone is a man, it's normal to see and touch."

Belle said clearly again: "I understand, you have touched each other, haven't you?"

Xuanyuan Ling's voice became smaller and smaller: "At that time, when I was young, I slept in the same bed with my eldest brother. I don't know why the pole started in the middle of the night, and my eldest brother touched it."

Belle clicked his tongue and said: "I dare you to be bent by your brother, did you have no feelings for women since then?"

Xuanyuan Ling nodded and admitted: "Later, as a gift, I also touched my elder brother. Not only did my elder brother not feel embarrassed, but..."

Belle was listening vigorously: "What's the matter instead? Say it!"

"Instead... reached out and touched me. From then on, I really can't come back."

"You've been broken, believe me, your elder brother must like you."

Xuanyuan Ling got out of the bed, looked at Bei Le, and asked, "How do you know, elder brother said he doesn't like men, and he won't like me either."

Belle smiled self-deprecatingly and said, "A lot of times, people can't help themselves."

Xuanyuan Ling nodded: "Yeah, I can't help myself, and my eldest brother can't help himself when he gets married. He agreed that he would watch me get married...but I don't want anyone except him."

Bei Le sighed again: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach ghosts not to reincarnate."

"So I thought, now that I'm a woman, can I get what I want and spend a few years with him." Xuanyuan Ling's longing is beautiful, but it's just longing after all.

"Since you want to be your elder brother's woman so much, then I will make you a good daughter, and call her father."

"...How did you become a hooligan? I remember that you were not like this before?"

Belle was taken aback, and asked, "Is there any?"

Xuanyuan Ling said: "Before you committed suicide, you were a complete cold-blooded killer. You never knew what it was to help others. Now, although you are a bit of a rogue, you are very caring. What's the matter? Dogs can't change eating shit, but you can? "

Belle: "Are you praising me?"

Xuanyuan Ling: "I'm definitely praising you."

Belle: "Then I'll take it as your compliment."

Xuanyuan Ling: "So what happened to you?"

Bei Le: "I told you that Ximen Qing is dead. I'm a lonely ghost. I fell into this man's body by accident. My name is not Ximen Qing. My name is Bei Le. Everyone calls me Lord Bai Le." , You don’t believe me when I tell you.”

Xuanyuanling: "...why does it sound more incredible than mine?"

Belle: "You don't want to reincarnate to harm people even after you die, why do you think it's incredible that I live in this body?"

Xuanyuan Ling: "So we are both ghosts?"

Belle: "To be precise, only you are a ghost. My situation is called time travel."

Xuanyuan Ling: "...don't understand."

Bei Le said helplessly: "I know you don't understand, the so-called time travel is the most popular activity nowadays, many people like to play like this, especially those crazed junk Internet writers, they will come to soul transmigration and book transmigration every now and then. , wear it quickly, you will be paralyzed by wearing it, and I will be tossed to death!"

Xuanyuan Ling: "It sounds miserable."

Bei Le said: "It's okay, I got used to it when I was miserable, anyway, I want to die so much every time but I can't die."

Xuanyuan Ling: "Do you really want to die? I can help you."

Bei Le snorted coldly: "You are reluctant to kill me, after all, I haven't helped you find your sweetheart yet."

Xuanyuan Ling: "So, it's very tricky, how can I win his heart?"

Bei Le thought for a while, waved to Xuanyuan Ling, and said, "Come here and I'll tell you a way."

Xuanyuan Ling rolled her eyes: "If you want to say it, just say it, you think I don't know what you want to do, what's so good about a woman's breasts, isn't it just two lumps of flesh?"

Bei Le retorted: "Yeah, it's just two lumps of meat. Let me figure out what's wrong, and you won't suffer!"

Xuanyuan Ling scolded angrily: "Go away, scum, you are not a good person in your previous life, whoever likes you is really blind."

Bei Le said helplessly: "That's why no one loves me, and I am also very helpless, what can I do."

"Don't be poor, give me an idea."

Belle said thoughtfully: "As a man, if you ignore a woman's date invitation, if it's not that there is a problem, then it must be that you are not tempted enough."

Xuanyuan Ling: "..."

Belle continued: "Well, next time you can just wear a bellyband to seduce him."

"Dirty!"

Last night when the moon was in the sky, the major general went to the new girl's room. The news spread throughout the Dingguo General's mansion as if he had grown wings. As the saying goes, people's words are terrible. Even the princess was left out in the cold. Speaking of which, Xuanyuan Qinghe is also a son-in-law. Why is there no mansion outside? First, Xuanyuan Qinghe doesn't want to be alone with Gongshu Yilian. He has been avoiding her for three years. concubine.

Second, Gongshu Yilian loves him, so he has nothing to fear.

Speaking of which, the princess lost to Yilian, and Xuanyuan Qinghe was just the son of a general who established the country, so how dare he offend the princess?

To be honest, Xuanyuan Qinghe didn't care about anything after Xuanyuan Ling's death, and he once wanted to die, but Xuanyuan Mu was getting old, and he couldn't bear to hand over such a big family to his old father and mother.

In the side hall, his mother Qian ordered someone to make tea, and Xuanyuan Qinghe sat on the side, not knowing what his mother meant. ##### Is there no cute little chasing text?let me see you pleasecry……