Dress like a barren planet

Panicking while holding back, Ye Sheng's face was a little ashamed, and finally Ye Sheng prostrated himself under the pissing trousers, quickly drained the water and pulled up the trousers, clapped his hands as if nothing had happened, and walked back to the mecha to wash his hands.

After washing his hands, he patted his face with the water-soaked hands to wake up his mind a little before getting rid of the embarrassment just now.

Sitting down in his original position, Ye Sheng began to think about what he should eat at night, he couldn't eat chicken again, and he couldn't stop eating, so he looked special, did he drink milk?No, if you drink milk and get up again at night and encounter the embarrassing thing just now, you will really be ashamed to see others.

How about building a toilet first?But, there is nothing to make a toilet. If you cut down trees to build a toilet, the researchers outside who are building the teleporter will have to kill themselves.

The remaining vines also need to be tidied up, otherwise even if they are put under the tree, they will be dried and wasted. Well, let’s raise a pig!

If one end is not enough, two ends are enough!Can never be wasted.

After thinking like this for 10 minutes, there was a knocking sound from outside the mecha, and Adjutant Song's faint voice came from outside.

"Is Mr. Ye awake?"

Ye Sheng stood up, poked his head out of the mecha, looked at Adjutant Song who was squatting on the mecha suspiciously, and asked, "What's the matter, Adjutant Song?"

Song Chen coughed lightly and said, "It's like this. The researchers built a toilet for you and your family next to it. I'm afraid you won't be able to use it, so I'm here to take you to get used to it. There's nothing wrong with it. Easy to change."

"Ah, ah, thank you." Ye Sheng was taken aback for a moment, then shrank his head halfway in embarrassment and thanked him.

"You're welcome, are you going now or later?" Song Chen expressed his understanding. After all, for such a bold and unrestrained person, suddenly having a toilet as an obstacle is always a bit unacceptable, but, ahem, for the sake of the soldiers under his command You don't have to accept the baptism from the same kind every day, you can only feel wronged by Ye Sheng.

"Then, how about now?" Ye Sheng scratched his hair, blushing.

"Okay, do you need me to pull you up?" Looking at Song Chen, who was not even as tall as a mecha's chest, he showed a rare kindness.

But how could Ye Sheng, who had just experienced such an embarrassing thing, be dragged out? !Wouldn't that be more embarrassing? !

So Ye Sheng refused and chose to climb out by himself.

Song Chen who was rejected was also not angry, turned around and jumped off the mecha, waiting for the other party to climb out by himself.

When Ye Sheng climbed out, he saw a toilet full of mechanical wind on the right, with men on the left and women on the right.

Walking in, there are two compartments for men and one compartment for women, obviously the number of Ye Sheng and the others is correct.

It's just... who can tell me!What is this empty toilet cubicle for? !What about the toilet?There is no toilet, squat toilet is also OK! !

As if seeing Ye Sheng's doubts, Adjutant Song walked forward, stretched out his right hand to press the blue moving brick (?) in the middle that was different from the surrounding ones, and then stood aside, the white moving brick went down With a swipe against the wall, a pure white toilet rose out, and then the toilet lid opened automatically.

Ye Sheng: "..."

Do I need to clap and shout 666?You make it so mysterious, you know what if I can't hold back and wait for it to pop up?

"This is a functional toilet for the army. It saves space and prevents the smell from spreading." Song Chen explained to Ye Xiaobunzi, and when the lid was closed, there was the sound of flushing water, and a scent wafted in the air.

"The pad can also be changed to massage mode, or whatever else you want to try, vibrating heat mode too."

Ye Sheng: Why does the toilet seat massage? !

"Ahem, no need, I think it's best like this." Vibration heating or something, it's too much, can I go to the toilet like that? !

"Okay, whatever you like." Song Chen expressed his understanding, pressed the blue brick again, retracted the toilet, and prepared to take Ye Sheng out.

"Wait, Adjutant Song!" Ye Sheng quickly grabbed the other party's sleeve, "Well, where does the toilet waste go?"

"Waste? Oh, this is a fully automatic decomposing toilet. It won't pollute the environment. Please feel free to try it." Song Chen pulled out his sleeves and tidied up the wrinkled sleeves.

Ye Sheng, who was in astonishment, didn't notice Song Chen's movements, swallowed, and continued to ask: "Then, after the decomposition, is this water recycled?"

"It can be recycled, because it is filtered water, so it can be eaten. If you are not at ease, you can try it to make sure there will be no peculiar smell." Song Chen joked with a smile on his lips.

"No, no, no, no, I trust you." Ye Sheng quickly raised his hands and shook them, firmly expressing his trust in them.

"Well, if one day Mr. Ye doesn't believe it, you can eat it to make sure." Song Chen said in a good mood and walked out first, and Ye Sheng hurried out, afraid that he would be in this high-tech toilet Will accidentally press something, and then need to drink this filtered toilet secretion decomposed water!

Even if it is really edible and has no peculiar smell, he can't accept it in his heart!

Once outside, the breeze blew, Ye Sheng's feverish mind cleared up a little, and he called Song Chen to stop.

"That, Adjutant Song."

Song Chen stopped and turned around, and said calmly, "Is there anything else, Mr. Ye?"

"It's like this. I want to raise a pig. I want to ask if you have any metal or other things that are not easy to get dirty and are not used anymore? Not too hard is fine, and the one that imitates wood is the best." Ye Sheng hurriedly Walking up to Song Chen, he revealed his plan.

"Raise pigs?" Song Chen raised his eyebrows and scanned Ye Sheng up and down. Pig?Isn't that an ancient earth creature that has disappeared for a long time?According to the data, pigs have disappeared for at least 4000 years in the interstellar era. There seems to be nothing in this man's mecha. Where did pigs and natural chickens come from?

This hidden secret is a bit big!

"Yes, is it okay?" Ye Sheng asked expectantly, anyway, the grasshoppers on the same rope are the same whether they are taken out early or late.

"Yes, I can make a decision. If you want to raise pigs, do you need our help?" Song Chen was inevitably curious about the creatures on the ancient earth.

"I need it, I need you to help me build a pig cage next to the big poplar tree, with a cover that can shade the sun and keep it warm." Ye Sheng pulled Song Chen to squat down and drew a globe on the ground with his index finger, which is very common. The pig cage, and then clearly stated his request to Song Chen, the sooner it can be completed, the better.

Song Chen stroked his chin and looked at it for a while, then said, "It's easy to handle, what size do you want?"

Ye Sheng remembered the toilet cubicle as big as a bedroom, and said without hesitation: "Two to three meters wide, two to three meters high, and two to three meters long will do. It doesn't need to be too big."

"It will be completed this afternoon, and you can monitor the progress at any time." Song Chen stood up and patted the dust that didn't exist on his body, affirming.

"No, I trust you. By the way, if you want to grow vegetables, you can call me. I can provide your seeds for free, but not too much. I will treat it as a reward for your help." Ye Sheng also stood up, He patted the sand on his hands, rubbed his fingers again, and wiped off the dirt on his hands.

"Okay, let's make a decision after I go back and report to the marshal." Song Chen turned around and raised his foot, then turned to Ye Sheng and asked, "Aside from these, is there anything else?"

Ye Sheng thought about it for a while, and it really did. Since the other party asked, he didn't have to be embarrassed, and said directly: "I really remembered one more thing, can you give me a box of the nutrient that you drink? Or, for plants? If there is also a helpful nutrient solution, can you give me a box?"

Song Chen nodded, and the marshal said that as long as the other party's request is not excessive, he can agree.

"It's convenient for me to ask, you want so much, but you eat a lot? The nutritional supplements will lose their effect within ten days if they leave the specially placed nutrition box."

That is to say, how can a normal person use a box?

"Oh, I know. I planted some cabbage. There is no fertilizer. I want to see if the nutrient solution has the same effect." Ye Sheng waved his hand to show that he knew.

Song Chen: "..."

Do you waste what people eat?No, it's not a waste if you give it to green plants, right?But it doesn't take that much, does it?

"Ok."

Alas, let’s just use one box per box. I’ll ask Narz to bring more nutrient supplements and nutrient solution later.

"Well, it's all right, so I'll go back?" Ye Sheng pointed at the mecha, Song Chen nodded, and Ye Sheng quickly climbed back to the mecha without any hesitation and settled down as a nest.

Song Chen: "..."

It's so fast.

Then he turned around and went back to report. Qi Yuan propped his chin and listened to the adjutant's report. He tapped the table with his slender fingers regularly. At the end, he said calmly: "Do as he said, but the pig cage is built. We will raise the pigs." Someone needs to be sent to record the process."

"As for the seeds," Qi Yuan squinted his long and narrow eyes, "Of course they are grown for food."

Song Chen: Boss, do you know that your image has collapsed?

"Okay, I will send some more free civil servants to plant as soon as possible." Song Chen pushed the eyes on the bridge of his nose and said calmly.

"Well, you can arrange it." Qi Yuan idly tapped on the table, thinking about the chicken offal soup for lunch.

"Yes." After recording the business arrangements, Song Chen lost that layer of elegant scholarly appearance, with a hint of evil in the corner of his mouth, pushed the glasses that he usually used to pretend to be elegant and knowledgeable to the top of his head, and leaned on the table with his hands in his pockets, He looked at Qi Yuan without saying a word.

Qi Yuan frowned, and said lightly, "What are you doing?"

"Hey, Boss, how does the chicken offal soup taste?" Song Chen winked at Qi Yuan, who swallowed unconsciously, and asked with a smile. He was really curious. The boss who is usually a cold and workaholic, Since I drank chicken offal soup today, I have been absent-minded, very suspicious.

"That's it." Qi Yuan leaned back on the back chair, crossed his hands and looked at the other party's ruffian look, and said displeasedly: "Be serious during work hours, don't bring what you learned from pirates to the army Come."

Song Chen shrugged and said fearlessly, "What is the relationship between us, do you still care about these things? Besides, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have come back. It's too uncomfortable to pretend to be serious."

"Hmph." Qi Yuan snorted coldly, acting like you're not doing well.

"Hey, just tell me what it tastes like. I didn't even take a sip. If I knew you'd dislike me so much, I would've secretly kept a sip for myself." Song Chen frowned, heartbroken.

"That's it," Qi Yuan pursed his lips and said honestly, "It's delicious."

"Tsk tsk, if you can admit that it's delicious, then it's delicious. It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to taste it." Song Chen, who was pretending to be heartbroken, was yelled out by Qi Yuan with the words 'get out'. After coming out, Song Chen put his face away The smile on his face darkened, if he could, why wouldn't he want to stay longer, but the man had become suspicious, except Qi Yuan knew that he had been undercover, everyone else thought he was going to recuperate.

Ten years of habits are not so easy to change, alas, Song Chen looked out at the peaceful and endless desert outside, that guy, don't be so stupid as to come here to die.

The author has something to say:

The toilet is really good, and it can also shrink and heat!Hee hee, going to the toilet in winter is really refreshing!