Dress like a barren planet

Ye Sheng cleared his throat, lifted the roots of the tree to prevent the group of people from continuing to 'black'.

"As a serious anchor, I want to be serious, and I want to be a serious live broadcast room."

[Hee hee hee, don't think about it, it's impossible. 】

【Come on, wave ~ throw eyebrows and handkerchief.jpg】

[Anchor, you are the most 'serious', let's continue. 】

[I just like the seriousness of the anchor, hee hee. 】

Ye Sheng: "..."

Well, you win.

Ye Sheng adjusted his breathing, turned around with a blank expression, and decided not to read the message board anymore, because one day he would be killed by this group of anger.

"Let me tell you, someone will come in a few days. Maybe the live broadcast won't be available for a few days, so don't wait for me." Ye Sheng climbed up the poplar tree and broke off a branch as thick as a wrist.

【ah!Everyone look at him!Destroy the greenery!Report it!report! 】

[Warning anchor, you have been arrested for destroying green plants, just arrest it. 】

[Such a branch is worth millions!heartache jpg]

Ye Sheng: "..."

Suddenly, I felt that the branches in my hand were a bit heavy, millions of them.

[The anchor's movements are really skilled, he looks like an old hand. 】

Of course, when I was in the orphanage, I often followed the old director to the back mountain to collect firewood for practice.

[Suddenly I feel sorry for that poplar tree, just broken by the anchor who doesn't know what to cherish. 】

Suddenly I also feel distressed, for myself... millions.

[The host is gentle, it's all money! 】

This... I'll have to use it to turn the sand later... I can't think of it as light.

Everyone saw that the anchor's body suddenly stopped moving, and then the hand holding the branch seemed a little heavy.

[Don't worry, anchor, you've already broken it, and you can't let it grow back. 】

[Yes, feel free to use it boldly. 】

Ye Sheng silently threw down the wrapped roots, and then climbed down by himself. He originally wanted to jump, but unfortunately, there are too many roots, and they will sink and be exposed.

[This is probably the worst green plant ever. Not only were its branches broken, but it was also thrown on the sand without cherishing it. 】

[I wish there is no anchor in heaven. 】

【Pray +1】

【Pray +2】

【Pray +3】

【…】

【Prayer＋Imperial Citizen】

[Upstairs is playing tricks, how can we not line up. 】

This group of fake fans actually prayed for a branch to go to heaven.

"I'm afraid this will disappoint you. I not only want to break the branch, but also cut it." Ye Sheng picked up the branch, then lifted the root, and using the root as a blade, he cut the extra branch and Treetops chipped off.

"See, chopping off your heads is as easy as chopping off a tree~"

Then cut off the top of the tree with a tree root, and cut the overlong branches to the desired length. The live broadcast administrator automatically matched Ye Sheng with a fierce expression and the only light in the dark background, Even the roots of the mosaic were stabbed with a sharp knife, and a gloomy light flashed from time to time.

All the people watching the live broadcast in front of the screen suddenly felt a chill on their necks, and quickly touched it with their hands, and found that it was still there, and they breathed a sigh of relief.

This anchor is really rude, cut it raw, scared the baby to death.

Especially those weak orcs, some of them were so frightened by such sharp movements that they even hiccupped from crying.

There are also mouse-shaped orcs, who are directly scared back to their original form.

Everyone deeply remembered this anchor, cutting trees is like cutting people, the technique is very sharp and skilled.

Ye Sheng looked at the suddenly static message board, raised the corners of his mouth, the goal was achieved, seeing if this group of people still dare to tease him.

[The anchor is mighty. 】

[The anchor is mighty, I admire it. 】

[The next time the anchor is scary, please let me know in advance, someone next to me has been scared and fainted. 】

"...Isn't this too timid?" Ye Sheng was depressed, so he was frightened and fainted after saying a few words?This tolerance is too weak, right?

Ye Sheng, who had no idea what the live broadcast administrator had done, shrugged in bewilderment, with a look of helplessness on his face.

[The anchor should be calm. After all, most of the mouse-type and rabbit-type orcs have the problem of timidity. Besides, the background assigned by the administrator is too timely, and I was terrified, let alone them. 】

[He touched his neck unconsciously, secretly glad that I was far away from the anchor. 】

[The anchor is the first anchor that makes me want to be close and far away. 】

[+1]

"What does this have to do with me?" Ye Sheng was speechless, with a look of helplessness on his face, and he didn't want to, he really didn't know what background the administrator assigned him, and he didn't know that the animal shape would affect his personality.

What's more, it's all interstellar, and there are even mouse-shaped orcs. I have to say that mice are very tenacious.

"There are mouse-type orcs, but are there dragon-type orcs in the interstellar world?" Ye Sheng asked casually. He really wanted to know if dragons existed in the interstellar era?

Dragon, in Ye Sheng's memory, the dragon is a mighty, domineering and majestic existence.Anyone who has read Journey to the West knows that the dragons in Journey to the West are all long and very cool. It is the dream of every boy in Huaguo.

【dragon?What does the dragon look like? 】

[Are there any orcs of this type? 】

[What is not shown in the Orc Encyclopedia is not there, or if it is not found, the anchor can check it by himself. 】

Ye Sheng nodded thoughtfully, "Got it."

It seems that there is really no such thing as a dragon, which has never been seen in the earth era, let alone interstellar?

But even the mice can survive, so why are the dragons eliminated?

Isn't it natural selection?

Could it be that the dragon was eliminated because it grew too big and ate too much?

Ye Sheng shook his head to get rid of this thought, and stopped thinking about it.

[Anchor, what is a dragon? 】

"Dragon, it is the spiritual pillar of the ancient Hua country. When I was in the ancient Hua country, people in the ancient Hua country at that time called themselves the descendants of the dragon, and they were very powerful creatures."

Ye Sheng said arrogantly, proud and proud of being the descendant of the dragon.

[Anchor, it is said that in the ancient Hua Kingdom, all edible animals that appeared had recipes, did dragons also have recipes? 】

【Can dragons eat too? 】

[Is the dragon delicious? 】

Ye Sheng: "..."

You guys really got the essence of the question, but unfortunately I have never eaten dragon as the anchor, how do I know the taste of dragon?

Besides, it has been said that it is the spiritual symbol of the country, how can you think about eating it!

"There is a recipe."

Even though he thought so, the body still answered honestly.

【Wow! ! (envy.jpg) I want to eat too. 】

[Didn't you say he was the descendant of the dragon?Did he even eat dragons in the end? !Is it so powerful! 】

"This...before the establishment of the Ancient Hua Kingdom, the descendants of the dragon had not been spread. These recipes came out a long time ago before the establishment of the Ancient Hua Kingdom. No one can be sure whether the person who created the recipes really ate dragon meat. "

Ye Sheng was silent for a while and said, after all, in his time, although some people said that they had seen dragons, they had not been verified after all, so they did not know whether dragons really existed.

"The recipe for dragon and tiger fighting is mainly made of snake meat and cat meat. Of course, the choices are different in different places. Because the story always says that the cat is the master of the tiger, and the tiger belongs to the cat family, so there is a substitute. .

As for the snake, it is because in the legend, the snake turned into a jiao in 500 years, and the jiao turned into a dragon after a thousand years of thunder disaster.

So there is also this alternative saying, a recipe is a recipe, a story is a story, no one can confirm it, right? "Ye Sheng flipped through the long sweet potato vines with a sharpened stick, separated them and prevented them from getting knotted together, and said calmly while flipping.

[My Snake Clan expressed dissatisfaction, how could we be down there! 】

[My Tiger Clan expressed dissatisfaction, the cat is so weak and can't fight, how could it be our master! 】

【Hmph, I think it's very possible, otherwise, why would cats be considered a family instead of tigers? 】

[Upstairs, do you dare to single out?Chi, if you can withstand three punches from me, I will count you as the winner. 】

[The upstairs is provoking the dignity of my cat family?Three punches, what a big breath! 】

【Fight!fight! 】

[Fight, fight!whistle.jpg]

[It's been a long time since I've seen anyone fight, and it's still such a big difference in size, the anchor is really awesome! 】

Ye Sheng: "..."

It's none of my business... What did I do to me, why are you going to fight again?

"Stop, stop!" Ye Sheng hurriedly stopped what he was doing to persuade the fight, "The existence of everything has its own meaning, what can be solved by fighting? If fighting can be solved, there will still be so many unexplainable things ?"

Rude, why are interstellar people so secondary?

Just like the second-year middle school boys in the earth age, they always thought it was cool to have a fight if they disagreed.

[The anchor is right, but I agree to let them fight. 】

[It’s been a problem for so many years. Every time there is a disagreement, they will argue and fight, and there is no result yet. 】

[That is, the Tiger Clan is still in the cat family. I really don’t know what the Tiger Clan is doing every day.They were all hulking and strong, like bulls, and they stared and clamored to hit people every day, but they were still in the cat family, hey, trash. 】

[Upstairs dissatisfied?Come fight, or stop talking nonsense. 】

【Oh, I'm afraid of you?Come on, I have long been displeased with you Tiger Clan, you decide the time and place, I am free anytime. 】

Ye Sheng: "..."

Dean, someone has an appointment!

This is my livestream!How much do you mean by dating?Can't fight with me?

[I don't agree with the above statement. After all, the imperial family I love are all tigers, and they are black tigers. They are so majestic, and they are not as unbearable as you said. 】

[Maybe they just don't want to, so why start a war. 】

[The anchor is also, why are you talking about such a sensitive topic, I really don't know what you want to do. 】

[Why do I feel that Tiger Clan is fake?Is it to start a fight? 】

[It's their own problem, why blame our anchor? 】

Ye Sheng secretly nodded in his heart, that is, what is his business, he did not know that they would be entangled in such a boring matter.

"Hey, calm down, let's talk about things like this after the fact."

Then the message board was already in a scuffle, and there was a silent battlefield everywhere, and no one listened to what Ye Sheng said.

Ye Sheng: "..."

Well, don't listen, right?

With a sneer, he dropped the wooden stick in his hand, picked up the treetop that had been cut off and discarded on the ground, and looked at the two tribes who were still arguing in front of him.

When the knife was raised and lowered, there was a crisp click, which rang in everyone's ears very clearly.

"Crack, click."

Hooking the corners of the mouth and making two more stabs, making sure that every section is similar, watching the messages on the message board gradually stop again.

Ye Sheng said coldly: "Are you finished?"

Everyone nodded quickly, not daring to type.

"It's over, then I'll start acting." Specially emphasizing the word "performance", Ye Sheng narrowed his eyes and said calmly.

[You please. 】

[You please please. 】

【Please start your performance. 】

[Watching the anchor chopping the wooden stick one after another, I shivered and dared not speak. 】

[My dad asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. 】

[I won't say, just now my dad was stunned by the anchor's domineering demeanor and stood up reflexively to salute. Now he is saying that the anchor's demeanor is suitable for going to the army.funny.jpg]

"Huh? It's not over yet?" Ye Sheng hummed coldly, and the aura all over his body instantly became quiet, like an unsealed knife.

No words appeared on the live barrage obediently, dare not say it, dare not say it, the host is too scary, the aura just now, I feel like cutting me with a 40-meter big knife every minute is as easy as cutting melons.

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I haven't found many messages recently, and not many little angels have left messages for me, hugging myself distressedly.I'm going to fill in a few more pictures to calm down [Picture of pretending to smoke and look at the moon at 45 degrees]