The Light of the Dogs

The great writer Victor Hugo once said: Pain always stands beside joy.The not-so-great Internet writer Daoba also said: Don't forget your shape when you drink.

Both of the above two truths were manifested in Yu Xunzhang's body. Erliang baijiu was terrible at first, but later when the smell of alcohol started to make my head dizzy, the wine was not difficult to drink.

"Then what do you live on now?"

Holding the paper cup in his hands, Yu Xunchao stared at the male god with dull eyes, and hiccupped.

"Steal...thieves...thieves steal things, we steal them."

Jinjiu Ten suddenly realized, "Then you are the legendary robbers who robbed the rich and gave to the poor! What if you get caught?"

Yu Xunchao shook his head slowly, "No, they are stupid, they are all stupid thieves, they can't catch us if they don't know how to do it well."

"Oh," Jin Jiu Ten saw that he was drunk, and asked him teasingly, "Then you think...you are a smart thief?"

Yu Zhaoxuan thought for a while, then nodded seriously in agreement, "Well, yes!"

Gin Ten didn't hold back, and it was very funny to see his stupid look, "Then tell me, how smart are you?"

Yu Zhaochao innocently pointed to his head, "Smart head! Otherwise, why couldn't they catch me? I must be smarter than them, so they couldn't catch me. If I was stupid than them, I would have been caught long ago Stay!"

Jinjiu Ten pretended to be puzzled to tear down the stage again: "But you were caught tonight, does that mean you are dumber than them?"

Yu Xunzhao was stunned for a moment, then shook his head affirmatively, "There are so many of them, and if they are few, they will definitely not be able to catch them."

"Well," Jinjiu Ten began to rationalize with him patiently, "But you see, those smart generals in ancient times led troops to fight, and many of them won more with fewer numbers. The number of people is not the problem at all, but the strategy and vision. If you're really smart, you should see that this is a trap, and figure out a way to prevent them from catching you, or catching them. Are you right?"

Yu Xunchao thought about these words messily in his mind, "Yes."

"So you are still stupid, a stupid thief."

Yu Zhaoxun refused to admit that he was stupid, and continued to argue with him with reason and evidence: "But when we practiced, they were not as good as me. They never outdid me in running, and they were not as fast as me in climbing walls and trees." , Stealing things, I stole them, they never felt it, they stole me, and they didn't succeed once."

"Oh," Gin Ten agreed first, and then reasoned with him, "What you said can only prove that you are better than them, not that you are smarter than them. For example, do you think you and me, who are we? runs fast?"

Yu Zhaochao answered crisply, "Me!"

"Okay, even if you can run faster than me, what if I ride a bike? Can you outrun a motorcycle?"

"But you don't ride a motorcycle!"

"I can ride a motorcycle."

Yu Xunchang insisted on speaking with facts: "But you didn't ride, you didn't ride last time, you kept chasing me, even though I was very tired from being chased by you, you still didn't catch me in the end."

"Last time?" Gin Wine Ten asked in surprise, "Which last time?"

Yu Xunchao was stunned for half a minute before he raised the paper cup and said to him, "Drink!"

As a result, this gulp was a bit violent, and when he came back to his senses, he had already drank all the wine in the glass. He held up the empty paper cup helplessly, and looked at the male god who was laughing muffledly, I found that the male god looked more and more beautiful, and the good-looking flew up.

"I'm a little dizzy," he said.

"If you're dizzy, don't drink it," Jinjiu Ten took the glass aside, guessing that he had reached the measure, and didn't hold grudges against him anymore, and wanted to take this opportunity to speak up, and take that puppy as a gift for him.One is that I don’t want the little mute to feel psychological pressure because of this matter, and the other is that because of his IQ, if he doesn’t talk about it, he can really think that he is stupid than him, and it will be embarrassing.Besides, he needs to be educated, don't do such stupid things again, he will be beaten to death easily.

Jinjiu Ten said in a melancholy tone like an old lady: "Look for it."

Yu Zhaochao happily responded, "Hey!"

"Actually, I already know that you stole my pup. Although I didn't catch you last time, I already guessed it. I still remember the slap you slapped me last time. I know you didn't I did it on purpose, but I'm always unhappy, what do you think should I do?"

He originally thought that the little mute would be dumbfounded in surprise, and then wept bitterly and regretted his mistake, but he didn't expect that he had a showdown too late, and the little mute was really drunk.

Yu Xunchao shook his head on the chair, he couldn't sit still, he always felt that the male god was going to fly.Can't fly, can't fly, I haven't seen enough!

So he stood up in the intoxication, held the male god's face solemnly, and said: "Male god," no, he is his brother now, so he immediately changed his words: "Brother male god, you are so beautiful!"

Before Jinjiu Ten's hairs stood on end, Yu Xunchao stared at him with slack eyes, and stuck his head on Jinjiu Ten's legs, his buttocks still pouted, and kept his body tilted at a 45-degree angle for a while, then his feet went limp , sat on the ground and hugged Jinjiu Ten's leg, and groaned while stroking it: "Brother God, you are so kind to me, you are so kind to me! You are so kind, I... I... shouldn't... shouldn't Steal... steal you... ewo~"

—he threw up!Under the stare of Jinjiu Ten Eyes, he spat on his leg!

Jinjiu Ten ran away in an instant, stood up abruptly and kicked him over, pointing at him and yelling, "Yu Zouchao! You're fucking tired of working! You fucking get up! I can't beat you to death!"

Yu searched and crawled, groped, groped, touched the foot of the bed, and tried to stand up tremblingly. He heard that the male god seemed to want to hit someone, and he needed help.He hunched his back, and just about to straighten his back, he felt the world spinning for a while, as if something was shaking in his head, was it brains?

So the next moment, Jinjiu Ten saw this little mute who borrowed another five hundred gallons from the sky spit out a stomach full of instant noodles that he hadn't had time to digest, mixed with sticky, sour and smelly liquid, on his bed!

He clenched his fists tightly, his nails hurt his palms, his arms were slightly bent, and his muscles tensed up, as if he was about to rush forward at any time and beat Yu Xunchao until his brain exploded.

Yu Chaoxun knelt on the ground, with his face stuck to his vomit, and he saw a tall and majestic figure by the window, who seemed to be smoking, "Male god...brother, don't fly..."

He stretched out his hand towards Jinjiu Ten, crawled to his feet with his last breath, and hugged Jinjiuten's ankle. He felt that his internal organs were burning, and the excitement in his heart was accompanied by boiling pain. He raised his head and looked at him with trembling eyes, shouted, "Don't fly!"

"I'll fly you, uncle!" Gin Jiu kicked him in the face with eleven kicks. Since his ankle was being hugged, this kick was actually not heavy, just like when he usually kicked a puppy around in a circle. It was about the same strength, but Yu Xunchao was too unlucky, he was so unlucky, the back of his head hit the foot of the bed, and he vomited again.

It is estimated that he vomited all the food he ate for the day to the Gin Ten.

Gin Ten wanted to beat him up, but the vomit on his legs, feet, bed, as far as he could see made his scalp tingle.Let's not Mary Sue, the Koreans are always clean, there is a suspicion of cleanliness.Although he is only a half-blood of the Han Dynasty, he has lived for 28 years, and he has never seen such a tragic scene.

He immediately took off only the flamboyant brand-name underwear. By the way, he stripped off Yu Xun, rolled up the quilt and clothes, and threw them into the trash bin downstairs without hesitation.Then he picked up the back of Yu Xunxuan's neck and threw it into the corner of the bathroom like a chicken cub. A bottle of bath liquid was poured all over Yu Xunxuan's head and body. After turning on the shower for more than half an hour, he still felt that it was not clean enough and was tangled. What's more, he almost poured 84 disinfectant on him.

This kid is so fucking white, Jinjiu Ten is squatting on the ground and staring at people, can't he be albino?What are the symptoms of albinism?Or Vitiligo?

The water from the shower head slammed into Yu Xunzhao's face, Yu Xunzhao turned his head away in pain, Jinjiu Ten said: "Hey, did you spit it out? If you spit it out in my house, I'll throw you out of the window Get out, do you hear me?"

Yu Xunchao moaned and groaned, and fell unconscious after vomiting.

Gold Wine Ten washed him from head to toe several times, and when he rushed to an indescribable part, he found that this little boy was really small, not only small, but also hairless.So he felt more compassion for Yu Xunxun.

The hangover was really painful, my whole body was weak, my brain was fluttering, and my body was covered with cold sweat. Yu Zumou clenched his fists and knocked on his head, opened his eyes in a daze, not knowing where he was.He felt that the roof of the shed seemed to be very far away from him today, huh?How can I sleep on the ground?

Yu Xunxou sat up, a thin mattress was spread under his body, and an unfamiliar overcoat was covering his body. From the corner of his eyes, there was a person lying on the big bed. Yu Xunxou turned his head and saw a strong naked wheat-colored body. Filling his pupils, it took him half a minute to remember what happened last night, but only before he got drunk, and the memory after he was drunk disappeared without a trace.

But he didn't want to care about what happened last night at all, because the male god's naked body was too impactful, with long legs and abdominal muscles, and even though he was sleeping, Yu Xunchao could feel the power contained in this body The strength and primitive wildness, especially the thing standing between the two legs, made him indescribable. Anyway, he blushed and was ashamed.

He moved his eyes away from the thing in embarrassment, and almost jumped up from the ground, because the male god had woken up at some point, and was staring at him expressionlessly with those black eyes.

Jinjiu Shi didn't sleep well. Someone was there, so he didn't sleep well, but he didn't lie down until dawn, and he was really angry.

He didn't look good for Yu Xun, sat up and rubbed his temples and said, "Choose one way to die, do you want to be hacked to death by me, or do you want to be beaten to death by me? Personally, I suggest you choose the second one, because if the second One needs to be cut with a knife, and with my current mood, I guess you will have to be hacked into pieces, this is more painful, the first one is better, and I will feel better."

He put down his hands and looked at Yu Xunchao who didn't know why, "What do you think?"

Yu Chao couldn't tell whether the male god was joking or serious, but the cold expression of the male god made him very nervous, "I...I...you...what's the matter with you?" After finishing speaking, he immediately added a title, Cautiously called out: "Brother?"

Brother, you have a brain!I fucking don't want to hear you calling me brother, I want to hear you kneeling on the ground crying and calling me grandpa!Jinjiu Ten complained in his heart, and said: "The brat is pretty good at putting on noses and faces. Just call me brother and I'll spare you? Do you know what you did last night?"

When Yu Xunchao heard that his address from the male god had changed from dumb to brat, he was a little bit happy for some reason.

"I do not know."

"You vomited last night," Jinjiu Ten's tone remained unchanged, unable to detect any emotion, "you vomited all over me, and even vomited on my bed. I threw away all the quilts and cleaned them up for more than two hours. You Say, should I beat you?"

The first time at the male god's house, he vomited? !Yu Xunchao grabbed the coat on his lap, fidgeted and looked around, "I...I...I..."

"Okay," Jin Jiu Ten turned his face away from him in frustration, he was afraid that he would lose control if he looked at him again, "shut up."

When he got out of bed, Yu Xunchao hurriedly stood up, trying to catch up and apologize, but when he stood up, he realized that he was completely naked, and hurriedly sat back down, wrapping himself tightly with his coat, only showing his face looking at him helplessly. Looking at the male god, "Where are my clothes?"

"Throw it away, why?" Jinjiu Ten cast a cold look, and finally gritted his teeth, "You still expect me to wash it for you?"