Mary Sue Meets Cinderella

If there is a cute girl who loves you deeply and is duplicity, how do you treat her?

The answer is: understand her, expose her, grope her, throw her down... Ahem, the last one can be ignored.

ps: A duplicity and a tsundere look the cutest when they are exposed. When she is too embarrassing, you can hold her and pet her regardless, and fully enjoy the process of a little wild cat turning into a husky , the taste is wonderful.

The above is excerpted from "The Story of Her Lady Queen Taming Cats"

As a person with high iq, high eq and high aq, I can very well understand Su Qianqian's conflicted heart at this time.On the one hand, she was addicted to my charm and could not extricate herself, on the other hand, she was condemned by conscience and justice. Of course, she chose the former in the end. After all, this is a force majeure factor of nature.

I leaned lazily on the Ferris wheel next to me, and looked at Su Qianqian in a good mood, making excuses to not do anything to hurt me, and my heart was as refreshed as if I had eaten Yida.

"Qianqian, you are such a good girl." My long and curly eyelashes trembled like a small brush, gently evoking Su Qianqian's little finger.He said cheerfully: "Actually, you don't need to make excuses like this. I know what you mean. You can't bear to do anything to hurt me!"

"Ouch~" Su Qianqian felt guilty, pretending to be vomiting with an exaggerated expression, and said, "Do you want to be so narcissistic!"

"Don't I have the capital to be narcissistic?" The value of a person is self-confidence, I smiled slightly, and touched my beautiful face that was so tender that water could be squeezed out, like a lotus out of water.

Su Qianqian and I have known each other for less than a day, and she hasn't understood my connotations and unparalleled talents like the abyss and sea, so what I can only fall in love with is my beauty, which is rare in [-] million years.

Thinking of this, I suddenly became a little unhappy.

"Qianqian, don't be so obsessed with my rare beauty in [-] million years, pay more attention to my talent, okay?"

Others call me the [-] million-year-old beauty, but they don't know that what I want is the love and admiration from others, not just being infatuated with my body that will eventually decay.

Why do so many people only see my peerless beauty, why can't I see my beauty?Why!Don't like me so much!I do not want!

"What are you talking about? Who is obsessed with your beauty?" Su Qianqian's expression was shocked: "I really have no money! Otherwise, call the police and let the police arrest you, a monster!"

I don't believe it! Humph!Although I don't like my beauty, which is so beautiful that it harms the country and the people, I definitely know its power.

My beauty is as good as life.change.Wu.As long as you come close to me, within a radius of tens of miles, no matter men, women, young or old, male or female, nothing can forgive you!

People love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, tires blow out when cars see cars, and even the sun and the moon are so ashamed to hide when they see each other, this probably describes me.

Su Qianqian must love me so much!Hmph, I hate╭(╯^╰)╮"Hey! Hey! What are you thinking?" Su Qianqian waved her hand in front of my eyes. The condemnation of conscience, let's explain the matter clearly to her.

With a lazy posture, I casually sat cross-legged on the carpet, patted the seat next to me and said, "Sit."

Su Qianqian puffed up an apple face, and finally sat next to me, muttering: "I really want to go home, I'm not joking with you."

I frowned, really want to go home?I thought she was angry with me, but now she has made up her mind?But why bother? Didn't you say that sitting in a car... hurts your buttocks?Now this takes so long to come to my house, do nothing, and go back?

After thinking about it, I still feel that she has a grudge against the other underworld identity I just mentioned.That must be explained clearly.

I sorted out my thoughts, and said slowly with a voice like the sounds of nature: "I am precocious. When I was one year old, when others were still drinking milk, I had already recited pi to [-] digits..."

"puff!"

"What are you laughing at?" Su Qianqian suddenly laughed, interrupting my thoughts.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I really didn't mean it, I know it's really impolite, but I just can't help laughing, hahaha!" Su Qianqian couldn't help smiling, covering half of her face with her small hands , eyes flickering.

What a jerk!Do you love me that much?No matter what you say, your heart can't stop!

I solemnly request: "Su Qianqian, please control your mood!" Control your heart that is always yearning for spring!

"I just think you are amazing! You can memorize pi to [-] digits at the age of one, hahaha! It's a myth! There is no room for you in the world, haha!"

I took a complicated look at Su Qianqian, and my thoughts were actually the same as mine.In fact, I also think that a perfect woman like me should not appear in the world, how many people have to die of inferiority!

"You can memorize [-] digits at the age of one, but now you can't memorize [-]! Pi! You don't have menstrual disorders, nervous disorders, and brain pain when you memorize such infinite and non-recurring numbers?"

I gave a noble and cold smile: "How come, such a simple number can't conquer, how can I conquer the world?"

Why does it feel like Su Qianqian is doubting my ability?I frowned, and a series of boring numbers came out of my mouth one after another, and they became extremely charming, like beautiful music: "3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493 [-]..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"What are you doing!" I was very displeased: "I've only memorized two hundred! Give me time, and I can recite another 1 years @(￣-￣)＠"

"You dare to recite it for 1 years, and I don't have time to listen! And...and..."

"And what?" I wanted to see what reason she was looking for.

"And after one hundred digits, even if you recited the wrong number, I don't know what a nonsense number is!"

"What?" I was very surprised: "Qianqian, you can't even memorize [-] digits of pi now? You only memorized [-] digits?" I memorized [-] digits when I was one year old, how old is she... ...It's simply unbelievable, how can the gap between people be so big!

Su Qianqian was furious and turned to the table: "What! Isn't it shameful not to memorize [-] digits of pi? I can't memorize it! Not only can I not memorize [-] digits, but I can't even memorize [-] digits!"

my God!my God!It's the first time I've heard someone speak so frankly of being stupid!Really... really... so cute (☆_☆)

I tried my best to control my budding heart, and continued to tell her about the things I had matured precociously in those years.

"Actually, memorizing [-] digits of pi at the age of one is not a big deal. My terrifying talent first appeared when I was three years old."

Su Qianqian propped her chin and listened carefully, the corners of my mouth slightly hooked, and continued: "When I was three years old, by chance, I came into contact with my father's work computer, just when I touched the computer and picked up the mouse At that moment, the sky and the earth changed color, and the wind was surging! A new era has come! That is one small step for me, but one giant leap for mankind!"

I took a deep breath, thinking of my feats when I was a child, and I am still very proud now!I am a woman who can rely on appearance, but talent!

"That day, I came into contact with a lot and was completely immersed in the ocean of knowledge. I understood what is economy, what is society, and what is science!"

I tapped my fingertips on my knees while observing Su Qianqian's reaction. Very good, she listened very carefully, and looked at me with her chin on her hands and blinking eyes.

"After knowing how ignorant the world was before I was three years old, I stayed up all night. At that time, I was lying on a small bed with a few hundred square meters thinking about a philosophical problem that changed the pattern of the world."

"—Where did I come from, and where am I going!"

"puff!"

I looked at Su Qianqian faintly: "Why are you laughing again?"

"No! No!" Su Qianqian waved her hand straightly: "I just think this question is too profound. I thought we came from my mother's stomach."

I gave her a blank look: "You didn't come from your mother's womb, did you come from your father's womb?" Asking such a stupid question, probably only I have the patience to answer her.

"You—" Su Qianqian stared at me like a harmless kitten, I patted her on the head a few times, returned to the main topic, and continued to talk about the topic: "From this philosophical question, I have extended countless questions. I wrote down all the problems on a piece of paper, and the next day my father saw that I had solved many potential crises in the world. I promoted the development of human economy and changed the social structure, and my family, since then, From the top ten in the world, to the top three in the world in one fell swoop!"

I lowered my eyelids: "But the root of the disaster was also buried at that time."

Every man is innocent, but he is guilty!

I'm only three years old, even if I outsmart the monster, I'm still a child who has never been born in society, and I don't understand how greedy the human heart is!

"Other big aristocratic families are jealous of our family's rapid development, but on the surface they look happy. I was young and energetic at the time, regardless of my father's opposition, showing my sharpness, and only wanted to develop our family again. Only with absolute economic rights , you have the right to speak, and you can change the world into what you want!" I closed my eyes and sighed deeply, which hit my sore spot a bit.

"I'm still too young and naive! I met more than five killers who were ranked among the top ten in the world at that time!"

The sharp edge of the sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold!

The time when I was hunted down was the time when I completely transformed!