Mary Sue Meets Cinderella

"Laozi is so beautiful, is it wrong to pretend to be aggressive?" Su Xingyu stared at me fiercely. I have no doubt that if I said something wrong, she would definitely be torn to pieces by her.

"That's right, that's right^o^" I said flatteringly, "An ugly person pretends to be funny, and a beautiful person pretends to be cool and handsome."

"I didn't expect you to have some insights at such a young age. Give me the phone." Su Xingyu spread his hands.

"Mobile phone?" The topic changed really fast enough, "What do you want my mobile phone for?"

"Make a call."

"Oh." Probably because her phone was out of battery, I obediently handed my phone to her.

Su Xingyu played with my mobile phone curiously, and almost opened it to check the parts inside. In the end, she looked amazed and held my mobile phone carefully: "I didn't expect you to carry an antique with you, you This mobile phone has really gone through the vicissitudes of life and witnessed the development of the times, it should be put in a museum for offering!"

My face was flushed, and I snatched the mobile phone from her hand. I like to use it or not. Isn’t my mobile phone just a little old model, isn’t it just a little old-fashioned outside, isn’t it just a little less function, it’s the same as making calls and surfing the Internet!Is it necessary to laugh at me like this!

What about the trust between people and the love between people?I don’t dare to believe in friendship any more, see you soon!

"Why, I haven't called yet!" Su Xingyu didn't notice my displeasure, and snatched my phone again, tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-phoned.

"It's still a keyboard type. Is this mobile phone given by someone important? It's so old and you can't bear to replace it?"

Su Xingyu turned on the phone, the phone with the old-fashioned keyboard, and there was a crackling sound when pressed, as slow as an old man.

I covered my face with my hands. For some reason, when I heard this voice, I felt a sense of inferiority at a loss.This mobile phone was not given by someone important at all, and it was not because he was reluctant to change it, but because he simply couldn't afford it.

Because I'm...poor.

"Su Qianqian, come and see, what's wrong with your phone? It's all white!" Su Xingyu's terrified voice pulled me back from my own thoughts.

When I looked, it turned out that the mobile phone had a habitual problem, and the screen was completely white.

Su Xingyu seemed to have encountered something terrible: "Is it Zhonghe? Top. Red! Not good, could it be controlled by someone remotely?"

Seeing her fuss like a bumpkin, I was suddenly relieved, no matter how old or bad the phone is, it was my labor for it.Maybe when I'm complaining about the old phone, there are still people who don't have a mobile phone.

Being poor is not something to be ashamed of ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Give it to me." I took the phone, smashed it lightly and violently on the car, then picked it up again, and smashed it lightly and violently a few more times!

When I finally picked it up, the screen flickered a few times and finally returned to normal. "No, here, use it!"

Su Xingyu took my phone in a daze, with a dazed expression on his face, and finally sighed: "I'm taking it..."

I pretended to be domineering and smiled: "It's an M-brand mobile phone, it just doesn't fall, and I will be obedient after I clean it up."

Like an unbeatable protagonist, my mobile phone is still alive and strong, and I got through the call.

A series of strange songs that I couldn't understand came from the car slowly, Su Xingyu took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and rang the ringer.

"Your mobile phone has power." I looked at her resentfully, is this playing me?

"Yeah, there is electricity, I just exchanged phone numbers." Su Xingyu played with two mobile phones, saving her number in my phone, and saving my number in her own phone.

It's okay to exchange a mobile phone. I was comforting myself when I heard Su Xingyu say: "I added your bb number, Kuanbo number, and Kuansignal... just pass it."

"Hey?" I turned on my phone and connected to the Internet, and sure enough, I saw friend requests from all social accounts on the Internet.

"How do you know my bb number, Kuanbo number, and Kuansignal?" I couldn't believe it, and fear filled my heart, feeling that all my information was exposed. Could it be that I was fleshed out by her?

"Are you stupid?" Su Xingyu continued to send friend requests with his mobile phone, and the voice of Didi kept coming from my mobile phone, "These numbers are all bound to mobile phone numbers, and it is enough to synchronize the mobile phone address book."

I closed my eyes, and was unable to complain: "Routines, they are all routines... Please use less routines and pay more attention..."

"What do you know, little guy." Su Xingyu rubbed my hair, and said wretchedly like an old driver: "Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, and it always wins people's hearts with routines. Hurry up and get my friend's request."

"Hmph!" I disagreed with this kind of behavior of being forced to give out all social accounts, and angrily passed her friend requests one after another.

【Friend requests】

Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯 Please add you as a friend

Verification information: I am.

Source: Address Book Lookup

Looking at this message, the corners of my eyes twitched. Forgive me for not graduating from high school, and I don't know the last three characters of her screen name, and I don't know, Zhen!yes!who!

"What are you in a daze for? Pass quickly. Could it be that you are so happy to get my contact number?"

I showed a half-hearted smile, and reluctantly pressed the agree button.

"There are other things. What are you dawdling about? You're so happy that you're slow to move?"

【System Reminder】

You have a new fan: wake up to yourself every day

From phone contacts

Add attention +

【System Reminder】

You have a new friend: me from the stars

……

When I finally got on the various accounts and passed the request, I didn't expect that she also set up an automatic reply for adding friends on each account.

[Please quietly appreciate my beauty and don't disturb my life. 】

puff!How could someone set up this kind of automatic reply, isn’t this a cat’s disease? Haha, fortunately I’m not drinking water now hahaha!

Suddenly, the voice of Didi came from my bb account, and there were dozens of new friends' posts. I clicked in and saw that it was Su Xingyu who actually liked every post of mine.

Reciprocity, I also plan to enter her space to like some, but when I look at the number of likes and comments below her, I suddenly feel that one more than me is not much, and one less than me is a lot, I am just a drop in the ocean, put it in the comment area, Not even a ripple.

[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: [Picture] From now on, I hope that I can slowly become uglier, a little uglier every day, a little uglier every day, and if this continues, one day, I will be able to look straight at my beauty...

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The picture is probably Su Xingyu’s back. I’m already used to her remarks that I can’t bear to look at directly. I just looked at other things, but when I saw the number of retweets, comments, and likes, I suddenly felt bad. Let’s talk about it, sometimes there are only a few dozen likes, Su Xingyu said this is not buying a navy, right? !

I really want to see, so many comments, who wrote them, and what they commented on!I eagerly clicked on the comment section, and suddenly felt a pain in my head, wondering if I had derailed from society? !

[Queen's Leg Pendant]: Ah! ! !excited! !Got to the first floor!Great benefits today! ! !Beautiful photos of Her Majesty the Queen!So beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful... The important thing has been said 300 million times!

[Queen's hand pendant]: In the past, Einstein conquered the world with wisdom, Columbus conquered Dongzhou with yachts, Qin Shihuang conquered China with force, and today, Her Majesty Queen conquered us with just a back view!

[Queen's head pendant]: Needless to say, Your Lady Queen: The Lun family wants to give you a football team! !

[Queen's back pendant]: The Queen's back is gentle and cold, she left us a back with gentleness, but she is only willing to leave a back with us...

Just reading these few comments, I feel my stomach hurts, I laughed hahaha! 300 million times?You must have copied and pasted it, right?Columbus conquered East China by yacht?Your history was taught by the physical education teacher, right?Health football team?You are a sow, give birth to a dozen!Gentle and cold?Fine score you!

I was sure right away that these guys were definitely not the sailors that Su Xingyu invited, no navy organization would use them ←_← I continued to read, and I was even more confused, could it be that my aesthetics have fallen behind the public by so much? up?

[The queen's domestic servant, Xiaomei]: Lick the screen, lick the screen!The queen is so beautiful!Even the back is so beautiful, the sky is angry, people blame the sky, the earth is broken, the world is invincible!Already dizzy in the toilet!

[Queen's little driver, Xiao Wang]: I was in a car accident and was in a vegetable state for five years, but the doctor accidentally put this picture of the Queen's back in front of me, and I am a miraculous Su!Awake!up!I'm in great shape now!Your Lady Queen!You are my savior!Xiao Wang is willing to make a promise with his body!

[Queen's Killer Bodyguard]: Upstairs!Dare to spy on the queen!I chase you to the ends of the earth!Wait for the family to be ruined!

[Queen's family driver Xiao Wang's trumpet]: Come on~ Come on~ You can't reach me through the network~ Hit~no~reach~me~

[Queen's little driver Xiao Zhang]: I know Xiao Wang, he lives next door to me, I'll take care of him now!

……

These godly comments made me want to kneel. I clicked into their profiles and found that they were all in large sizes!Not navy!

Pull down the comments, and finally a different one appeared.

[The Queen's Second Housekeeper]: So...you are all using bb during working hours?

[Queen's domestic servant Xiaomei]: ...

[Queen's family driver Xiao Wang]: ...

[Queen's domestic driver Xiao Zhang]: ...

……

[The queen's domestic servant Xiaomei]: For the queen, Xiaomei is willing to deduct her wages!

[Queen's family driver Xiao Wang]: Just please don't drive us away!

[Queen's domestic driver Xiao Zhang]: Let us silently wait for the Queen!

……

I let out a breath, and turned to look at the client. Could it be that I was really blind and didn't see her invincible beauty?