[Qin] Qin Shi

'System, do you think that is Gu Zhixiang, the legendary eagle-eyed wolf? 'Sitting on the stone farmhouse, Bai Shu looked back at the people farming in the distance, 'It is said that people with such a face will be great people in the future. '

[Useless host, you have already missed Brother Dian's routine!Schadenfreude JPG.]

Bai Shu, who was once again occupied by emojis in his sight, stretched out his little paw and waved in front of him, as if this could break the illusion in front of him: "Who is Brother Dian?" '

[Another super awesome system is my senior. 】With endless longing, the system is different from my style of dealing with things. Wherever Brother Dian and his host go, all the subjects bow their heads and the common people look up. The little girls are blushing, the boys are gnashing their teeth...]

'Is there still 3000 beauties in the harem, Li Bai praised him for being more talented than himself, and Li Qingzhao shed tears for him in front of the mirror? ’ The more I listened, the more I felt that the corner of Bai Shu’s mouth twitched, ‘Usually, we humans call that guy a stallion hero, and I’m a farmer, so I’m sorry to disappoint you! '

System: [Useless host! *2】

"You know I can hear your belly." Bai Shu looked at the ears of wheat swaying in the wind in the distance, "Isn't your brother's host suffering from kidney deficiency?" The biscuit in his hand was too hard to swallow, and Bai Shu was not very hungry, so he just held it in his hand, "But it's true, as long as you have a little bit of your brother's ability, you can't fall to me. '

The system who was named and criticized was wronged: [There is no chili, is it my fault? 】

'I don't blame you for not having chili peppers, but it's your fault that you brought me into this era when there was no WIFI, no takeaway, no shit, and no white flour steamed buns. ’ Speaking of this, Bai Shu became angry, ‘Shouldn’t you reflect on yourself? '

【But I gave you a pretty face】

...then thank you so much...

After finishing the reading, Bai Shu stuffed the bread into his arms, and climbed down from the four-meter-high tree three times and two times: "Guess we can catch the stupid rabbit today?" 'Because there are not enough knives and coins, and the stupid system has no such thing as guild territory, Bai Shu can only rely on himself.

【How could a rabbit be so stupid as to run into that kind of trap? 】The system sneered, and didn’t even post the emoji, 【And you haven’t done today’s daily tasks, you will be rewarded if you finish them! 】

Bai Shu, who was not moved, sarcastically went back: "Success, tell me, will there be rice cakes to eat, or candied haws as a reward?" 'Not even food is given away, the spicy chicken system,' a system that cannot conjure food out of thin air is rubbish. '

The ridiculed system was sluggish again: [Creating food out of thin air does not conform to the scientific principle of mass conservation.It is not advisable to get something for nothing. Haven't the eight honors and eight disgraces taught you?We are a good system that pays attention to science! 】

"Touch your conscience," Bai Shu said, "If you are a well-mannered and scientific socialist system, then you will go to jail if you open a labor contract without my signature."And swing the knife 1000 times, reward experience 100.Help the Pharaoh next door to cross the road, let's not discuss what the definition of Pharaoh next door is, first tell me where the road came from in this era?You even came out with experience points, you talk about science with me? '

The system suffers from daily grievances.

'And this, help Mrs. Tang beat Li Fu?Do you think I have never played games? If you want to help beat Li Fu, I also have to help Miss Qiu's family beat Li Fu!Let’s not talk about where such an abrupt and strange mission came from, where do you want me to find this old lady Tang and Li Fu, touch your conscience, and make it more real for me if you fake it, you bastard! '

[Isn't this for your gaming experience...] The system simulated a whistling sound, [Let me tell you, my experience is all logical, okay?You see, helping the elderly is to save you reputation, daily practice of swinging a knife is to save your strength, and hunting wild rabbits is for your ability to survive in the wild...]

The system is so precious, but there are more and more black lines on Bai Shu's head: "So, it's actually my own efforts, right? What do you need?" '

【It is shameful to get something for nothing, we will use our hands to create a better tomorrow! 】

...The new round of debate ended without a problem. Facing the "stupid" system's swearing, Bai Shu had no choice but to stab him to death with a knife.But this illogical guy is rooted somewhere in his body, it's stupid, but at least it's a rare guy who can talk to himself in this era.

'Do you think it's better for me to roast rabbit meat today or roast rabbit meat? With poor cooking skills, Bai Shu actually didn't have much expectation for dinner.But no matter how much "no expectations", when he saw that the trap he had set up was destroyed and there were scattered blood on the ground, he also exploded.

[I said it all, according to scientific statistics, you will definitely not be able to eat rabbits today! 】The system gloated and laughed at the innocence of its own host, 【Look, you humans have summed it up really well, the mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind, hello mantis~】

'Don't let me catch which little brat! Bai Shu looked at the marks on the ground where the rattan rope he had woven was cut by a knife. The cut was slightly rubbed but neat enough, and clearly revealed to him that it was a human with a knife who stole the rabbit, not a beast, "If Caught by me, I want to rub him on the ground! '

[You know you remind me of a song called friction friction? 】For mocking Bai Shu, the system has always been the most active one, 【Ahem, let me sing for you! 】

'Shut up! Bai Shu was furious, "You knew this would happen a long time ago?" In the past, a stupid system barked stupidly, making him carelessly forget that although the system is annoying, it is also from the future after all. Although I don't know how it works, it does have merits.

'Did you see that on your minimap? 'Think about it, this is the only possibility that Bai Shu can think of.

The system didn't deny it. In fact, he appreciated Bai Shu's keenness at the moment: [Not stupid,] he admitted his actions, [There is no cover-up rabbit-hunting method in my database, in order to detect this method Whether it is really true and effective, I have specially punctuated and paid attention to it here. 】

'Who stole my rabbit? 'Bai Shu clenched his fists and slammed his fists at the little thief.

[It's an acquaintance~] The system secretly turned on the video device, [Do you still remember the little red name next door by the Daming Lake? 】

It is indeed an acquaintance: "It's that inexplicable little red name," Bai Shu still hasn't figured out where he provoked that brat, "Is he eyeing me, or is it a pure coincidence? 'Didn't you hear that little devil was some kind of prince that day, why did he even steal a rabbit?

The system didn't know why, but facing the host who gritted his teeth angrily and refused to listen to his command, he couldn't say that he didn't know, so he gloated and gave his guess: [I'm eyeing you,] Add fuel to the fire, [Otherwise there are so many beast-hunting equipment in the wilderness, why only steal your rabbit? 】

The more Bai Xi thought about it, the more she felt that it made sense. For a while, she was misled by the system and forgot that most of the traps set by other hunters were to catch large beasts, and they went deeper into the forest: "Wait until I catch him," following the system's instructions Go to where Xiao Hongming is, 'I want to give him two fists to eat! '

【Go! Go! Go! 】The system is also one that doesn’t mind the excitement, so it immediately released the [Daily Task: Let Xiao Hongming submit to your domineering aura, bow your head and bow your head! ] task.He didn't even want to talk about the authenticity of the daily tasks, so he just told Bai Shu that the so-called daily tasks were all fake.

So when Zhao Zheng, who was squatting by the river and cutting the skin of a rabbit with a bronze knife, heard footsteps behind him and turned around, he was greeted with a fist.

……

Although the system releases false tasks every day, for practical tasks such as 'swinging a knife', 'push-ups', 'sit-ups' and 'exercising light exercises', it is true that Bai Shu's physical fitness has been exercised.Even facing the boy in front of him who was half a head taller than him, Bai Shu, who made a head start, had an absolute upper hand.

After giving the opponent a pair of panda eyes with two fists, Bai Shu kicked him down neatly with a kick.Sitting on the opponent's back, Bai Shu clasped the opponent's hand with two little paws: "I told you to steal my rabbit," complacently, "If you don't beat you up, you think I'm a bully!" of!"

[Well done host, now that you have the aura of dominance, let's conquer your first little brother in this world! 】If there is an entity, the system has probably started bouncing at this moment,【But to be honest, his roots are very good, you can consider taking an apprentice, in the future you will guide the country behind, and he will charge for you! 】

'What kind of apprentices do you accept? I don't know if the master and apprentice have become love in the end! Bai Shu raised his eyebrows, looking at Xiao Hongming's wolf-like unruly eyes, "But this kid's eyes are really scary~" He looked pretentious.

[It's just so scary~ I actually peeled the skin of the rabbit alive, obviously the rabbit is so cute, why do you all eat the rabbit? 】The Xijing system went online in seconds, and Xiao Hongming, who went online with him, said hoarsely: "Let go, or I will ask someone to chop off your head later!"

"Oh, I'm so scared~" Bai Shu imitated the voice of the system, and rolled her eyes, "But you are in his hands now, whether you are dead or alive, you are hard to beat, not at all...not at all How about a count?" He showed a provocative smile, and Xiao Huya bared at Xiao Hongming flauntingly.

"Besides, ask someone to cut me off?" Bai Shu raised his head, "Before you ask someone to kill me, I'll beat you to death first, no loss!"

Then, visible to the naked eye, he saw Xiao Hongming in front of him wilting.Immediately afterwards, Xiao Hongming, who was originally aggressive, pursed her mouth, like a wronged child: "I'm sorry, I stole your rabbit, but I'm really hungry."

Bai Shu belongs to the kind who eats soft but not hard. He can control violence with violence when facing the crab with its teeth and claws, but when facing the kitten that exposed Hattori to him, he only thinks about how to smooth its fur.Even though he knew that the little devil in front of him had stolen his rabbit and threatened to kill him just now, Bai Shu was still stunned by this sudden resignation.

Of course, more importantly-

If it wasn't for the stupid system telling me that you are still a celebrity, I'm afraid I would have believed your evil...