I pretend to be a fairy in ancient times
Chapter 1
One early summer afternoon, the morning market had ended and the night life had not yet begun. There were few people walking in front of the Baorongtang Pharmacy in Qingyang County. At this time, a man dressed as a scholar came from a distance. Shakingly walked towards the door of the pharmacy.
Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the alley next to it, grabbed the scholar's arm tightly, and quickly pulled him into the alley next to the street.
Zhao Ji was the black hand in the alley. Because of hunger, his steps were sluggish, his two thin arms were sore from the power explosion just now, and a layer of sweat broke out on his face.
But now Zhao Ji is in a good mood, because he knows that as long as he pulls people back, the matter will be more than half successful.
He squatted in the alley for two hours, and finally caught the first "prey" of the day, which was this frail scholar in a brown gown.
The scholar looked helpless, coupled with the torment of the stomachache, he couldn't break free from Zhao Ji's restraint, unlike the "prey" who had diarrhea before, who shook Zhao Ji away with a light shake of his hand .
The scholar was suddenly dragged into a shady alley by Zhao Ji, he couldn't help feeling panic, and said tremblingly, "Brother, robbery in the street is against the king's law, you have to think twice before acting."
At this time Zhao Ji, although he was excited, his physical fitness could not keep up.He was still trying his best to suppress his lungs that were about to explode, and he couldn't let the gasping sound ruin his image.On balance, he chose to remain silent for a while.
The scholar didn't get an answer for a long time, feeling that the strength of his grip on his arm had relaxed a lot, and finally thought of turning around, wanting to see who hijacked him.
Only then did he see clearly that the person standing in front of him was not some vicious person, but a beautiful boy of Zhilan Yushu.
Fifteen or sixteen years old, with a well-proportioned and slender figure, wearing a slightly bulky blue muslin gown, and a small fair face with a slight blush, which is quite gorgeous.A pair of peach blossom eyes, naturally romantic, pale lips with a sickly look, one can't help but feel pity.
The scholar looked at Zhao Ji with a feeling of insanity. Maybe the cramping in his stomach made him dizzy. Even though he unconsciously groaned in pain, he really wanted to maintain the dignity of a scholar in front of Zhao Ji and wanted to stand up straight. say.But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't maintain his dignity under the torment of stomach pain.
Although his waist was not straight, the scholar still followed Zhao Ji closely and stared at Zhao Ji for several seconds, his face gradually showed a shy expression, and he changed his words and said in a kind tone, "Little brother, you blocked my way, What's matter."
At this moment, the scholar understood the masculine classmates in the study.Before that, the scholar scoffed at this, thinking that there could be something interesting between a man and a man, until he saw the boy in front of him.
Zhao Ji knows that his current body looks outstanding, except that he is younger, it is very similar to his appearance before time travel.
As a person with outstanding looks who knew his sexual orientation in junior high school, Zhao Ji has been tested for a long time.The scholar's gaze was already very restrained, so Zhao Ji's way of dealing with it was to pretend not to see.
In fact, Zhao Ji has lived to be 25 years old and has never had a serious relationship.
In response to this, cousin Zhao Qing said, "Occupy the latrine and don't shit."
Zhao Ji's counterattack was, "If you can say such disgusting words, it's no wonder you can't get married."
He thought: If you haven’t met someone you like, you can’t just find someone just because of your physical needs, otherwise there is no difference between humans and animals.
Zhao Ji has now traveled to ancient times, because of the scholar's look, he remembered the past, it was really a good life without worrying about eating and drinking.
But Zhao Ji quickly put away his memories, now is not the time to be sentimental, because he traveled through the past few days, only drank porridge every day, and had his mother and grandma to support him, so he urgently needed to earn money from this patient to eat.
So when the scholar asked Zhao Ji for the second time, he finally calmed down and said calmly, "Young master is very polite, please forgive my previous abruptness. I think you are suffering from stomach problems. , I happen to have the right elixir in my hand, I can give it to you young master to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease."
Zhao Ji opened his palm, and there were two small white pills with a diameter of [-] mm lying on it, which were domperidone tablets that could quickly relieve stomach pain.
The scholar looked at Zhao Ji's palm with hesitation. Although Zhao Ji wanted the scholar to buy the medicine, he had to keep a confident smile, so he only put the medicine in front of the scholar without urging him.
After experiencing yesterday's miserable failure, Zhao Ji has already summed up some rules, such as not eagerly promoting himself, such as not giving injections and medicines to patients just because they see them in pain.
In the above two cases, too eager will be ruthlessly rejected.
If you take medicine directly, you will receive kowtows from others, and you will be titled the God of Rescue, but you still can't earn a penny.
After hesitating for a few seconds, the scholar sneaked another glance at Zhao Ji, and finally reached out to take the medicine in Zhao Ji's hand. In addition to the unbearable pain, it was also because Zhao Ji immediately said that he had Stomach trouble.
Because ordinary You Fang doctors, seeing him like this, would only say that this is a chest pain.
As a serious scholar who has obtained the fame of a scholar, Li Xiucai obviously cannot accept such a vague name as chest pain, so every time his stomach attack occurs, he will come to Baorongtang, the largest pharmacy in the city, to ask the doctor who is in charge of the clinic to give acupuncture and medicine.
Seeing that Li Xiucai took the pill from his hand, Zhao Ji smiled and said, "Swallow it directly, it will take effect within half a quarter of an hour."
Looking at the smile on Zhao Ji's face, Li Xiucai felt that he might have been bewitched by the fox demon, and actually swallowed the unknown wild medicine in his hand.
Maybe it was swallowed so quickly that the pill didn't melt in his mouth and he didn't even taste the bitterness.
After just half a quarter of an hour, Li Xiucai was pleasantly surprised to find that the pain in his stomach had subsided significantly. He let go of the hand covering his chest, and he was able to straighten his back easily. He could finally return to being an upright gentleman.
As a gentleman, although Li Xiucai was thinking of the fox monster in his heart, he bowed to Zhao Ji solemnly and said, "This gentleman, could it be that he is a Taoist immortal?"
The medicine that can take effect in half a quarter of an hour really opened Li Xiucai's eyes.He used to see a doctor in Baorongtang, and he needed acupuncture and bitter medicine. It took at least one day of tossing to achieve the current effect, and it took three days to recover.
When Zhao Ji heard Li Xiucai automatically and consciously lure the pills towards the gods and ghosts again, he has become used to it naturally.
In fact, yesterday Zhao Ji successfully gave a child an injection to reduce a fever, but because he insisted on his scientific values and opposed being called a god, he did not receive any money.
When he was tossing and turning hungry last night, Zhao Ji already regretted it. The science is not scientific, it doesn't matter at all, the most important thing is not hungry.
What's more, Zhao Ji has already encountered this extremely unscientific thing of taking the hospital across.Occasionally being misunderstood as a fairy by others seems to be no big deal.
Zhao Ji quickly convinced himself that when he gave Li Xiucai stomach medicine, he took the initiative to say that it was a panacea.
Because Zhao Ji also knew that if he didn't talk about metaphysics, he used modern medical methods to treat ancient people, and he couldn't explain the principles at all.
He is just a surgeon, unable to explain the whole set of theories of physics, chemistry, and biology to every patient.
I can only complain that the time-traveling god is playing tricks on people. Others are princes and nobles in time-traveling. Even if house fighting and palace fighting are dangerous, at least they can live a decadent life of luxury.
When he came here, he went bankrupt and fled. There was also a widowed mother in her 30s and a grandmother in her 50s to take care of.
Even though they are not very old, they were also born in good families in the past. They also couldn't bear the shoulders, couldn't lift their hands, and if they took two extra steps, they would get blisters on their feet.
Forgive Zhao Ji for his shallow knowledge, because he has only watched a few time-travel movies and TV dramas, but he has not read the vast number of time-travel novels.
So I don't know that there are worse experiences than him.
However, in this situation, even knowing that it might be worse, it can't bring him comfort.
And he doesn't need psychological comfort now, he just needs money, and he needs to sell his "elixir".So he followed Li Xiucai's words, "I can't be a god, but I just happened to get the elixir that can cure stomach problems by chance."
While speaking, Li Xiucai felt that the pain had basically disappeared. Hearing Zhao Ji say that it was some chance encounter, he automatically thought of a magical encounter like meeting an immortal in the mountains, so he asked hopefully, "Since it is a panacea, is it right?" Xiaosheng's stomach disease can be cured from now on."
Of course not.
Domperidone tablets can only treat stomach pain, but cannot eliminate the Helicobacter pylori that causes gastritis. This is common medical knowledge, so Zhao Ji knows.
But as a brain surgeon, Zhao Ji doesn't know how to treat stomach problems thoroughly without the internet and books for him to consult at any time.
But he couldn't tell the scholar in front of him the cruel fact that he couldn't be cured.
When encountering a question that cannot be answered, keep smiling, and then use a euphemistic way of saying, "Since breaking away from the innate body, people will be polluted by the foul air in the world. There is no reason not to get sick. This time The illness is cured, and the next illness will come again. You don't have to worry, I still have ten pills here, if you get sick in the future, you only need to take one pill each time, and keep the medicine until the illness is cured."
While speaking, Zhao Ji had already taken out a small paper bag and put it in his hand, "My lord, look at how poor I am, if I hadn't encountered difficulties recently, I wouldn't have sold this rare elixir."
Zhao Ji felt that he performed very well, and he had already understood the whole set of rhetoric of the magic stick.
Li Xiucai was a little disappointed, but not for too long.Because stomach problems occur once or twice a year, and each time the pain is excruciating, this elixir is indeed for his symptoms.
As for giving money, of course you have to give money. These days when you go to the temple to burn incense, you have to donate sesame oil money. He asked quickly, "Dare to ask sir, how much is the price?"
Zhao Ji didn't just randomly pull people on the street, he guarded the only way of Baorong Hall, and saw this scholar wearing a silk shirt and a student's square scarf. Like the owner who has no money, he went to recruit him, and then contacted Zhao Jiyuan to know the price of stomach disease treatment, and multiplied it by ten to get the result.
"One piece of elixir is two taels of silver. I gave two pieces of silver as a gift to you earlier. You only need to give me two taels of silver."
Hearing the price, Li Xiucai's eyes lit up. Although the price is not cheap, it is not expensive either. He was visiting friends in the county town, and he was carrying five taels of money for wine.
Li Xiucai took out five taels of silver and said, "Xiaosheng has five taels of silver here. I don't know if you have any extra elixir."
Domperidone tablets cannot be taken too much, and there is also the problem of drug expiration. Although five taels of silver is very tempting, he still shook his head and refused.
Li Xiucai only bought two taels of silver for the medicine, he seemed a little unwilling, and warmly invited Zhao Ji to his house as a guest, saying that the meat soup made by his wife was delicious, but Zhao Ji also shook his head and refused.
When Li Xiucai reluctantly left the small alley facing the street, Zhao Ji finally grinned, although he almost bit off his tongue when talking to the scholar.
But when he touches the silver in his hand, his heart is warm.
The author has something to say:
Starting a new journey, please fasten your seat belts, passengers. O(∩_∩)O
Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the alley next to it, grabbed the scholar's arm tightly, and quickly pulled him into the alley next to the street.
Zhao Ji was the black hand in the alley. Because of hunger, his steps were sluggish, his two thin arms were sore from the power explosion just now, and a layer of sweat broke out on his face.
But now Zhao Ji is in a good mood, because he knows that as long as he pulls people back, the matter will be more than half successful.
He squatted in the alley for two hours, and finally caught the first "prey" of the day, which was this frail scholar in a brown gown.
The scholar looked helpless, coupled with the torment of the stomachache, he couldn't break free from Zhao Ji's restraint, unlike the "prey" who had diarrhea before, who shook Zhao Ji away with a light shake of his hand .
The scholar was suddenly dragged into a shady alley by Zhao Ji, he couldn't help feeling panic, and said tremblingly, "Brother, robbery in the street is against the king's law, you have to think twice before acting."
At this time Zhao Ji, although he was excited, his physical fitness could not keep up.He was still trying his best to suppress his lungs that were about to explode, and he couldn't let the gasping sound ruin his image.On balance, he chose to remain silent for a while.
The scholar didn't get an answer for a long time, feeling that the strength of his grip on his arm had relaxed a lot, and finally thought of turning around, wanting to see who hijacked him.
Only then did he see clearly that the person standing in front of him was not some vicious person, but a beautiful boy of Zhilan Yushu.
Fifteen or sixteen years old, with a well-proportioned and slender figure, wearing a slightly bulky blue muslin gown, and a small fair face with a slight blush, which is quite gorgeous.A pair of peach blossom eyes, naturally romantic, pale lips with a sickly look, one can't help but feel pity.
The scholar looked at Zhao Ji with a feeling of insanity. Maybe the cramping in his stomach made him dizzy. Even though he unconsciously groaned in pain, he really wanted to maintain the dignity of a scholar in front of Zhao Ji and wanted to stand up straight. say.But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't maintain his dignity under the torment of stomach pain.
Although his waist was not straight, the scholar still followed Zhao Ji closely and stared at Zhao Ji for several seconds, his face gradually showed a shy expression, and he changed his words and said in a kind tone, "Little brother, you blocked my way, What's matter."
At this moment, the scholar understood the masculine classmates in the study.Before that, the scholar scoffed at this, thinking that there could be something interesting between a man and a man, until he saw the boy in front of him.
Zhao Ji knows that his current body looks outstanding, except that he is younger, it is very similar to his appearance before time travel.
As a person with outstanding looks who knew his sexual orientation in junior high school, Zhao Ji has been tested for a long time.The scholar's gaze was already very restrained, so Zhao Ji's way of dealing with it was to pretend not to see.
In fact, Zhao Ji has lived to be 25 years old and has never had a serious relationship.
In response to this, cousin Zhao Qing said, "Occupy the latrine and don't shit."
Zhao Ji's counterattack was, "If you can say such disgusting words, it's no wonder you can't get married."
He thought: If you haven’t met someone you like, you can’t just find someone just because of your physical needs, otherwise there is no difference between humans and animals.
Zhao Ji has now traveled to ancient times, because of the scholar's look, he remembered the past, it was really a good life without worrying about eating and drinking.
But Zhao Ji quickly put away his memories, now is not the time to be sentimental, because he traveled through the past few days, only drank porridge every day, and had his mother and grandma to support him, so he urgently needed to earn money from this patient to eat.
So when the scholar asked Zhao Ji for the second time, he finally calmed down and said calmly, "Young master is very polite, please forgive my previous abruptness. I think you are suffering from stomach problems. , I happen to have the right elixir in my hand, I can give it to you young master to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease."
Zhao Ji opened his palm, and there were two small white pills with a diameter of [-] mm lying on it, which were domperidone tablets that could quickly relieve stomach pain.
The scholar looked at Zhao Ji's palm with hesitation. Although Zhao Ji wanted the scholar to buy the medicine, he had to keep a confident smile, so he only put the medicine in front of the scholar without urging him.
After experiencing yesterday's miserable failure, Zhao Ji has already summed up some rules, such as not eagerly promoting himself, such as not giving injections and medicines to patients just because they see them in pain.
In the above two cases, too eager will be ruthlessly rejected.
If you take medicine directly, you will receive kowtows from others, and you will be titled the God of Rescue, but you still can't earn a penny.
After hesitating for a few seconds, the scholar sneaked another glance at Zhao Ji, and finally reached out to take the medicine in Zhao Ji's hand. In addition to the unbearable pain, it was also because Zhao Ji immediately said that he had Stomach trouble.
Because ordinary You Fang doctors, seeing him like this, would only say that this is a chest pain.
As a serious scholar who has obtained the fame of a scholar, Li Xiucai obviously cannot accept such a vague name as chest pain, so every time his stomach attack occurs, he will come to Baorongtang, the largest pharmacy in the city, to ask the doctor who is in charge of the clinic to give acupuncture and medicine.
Seeing that Li Xiucai took the pill from his hand, Zhao Ji smiled and said, "Swallow it directly, it will take effect within half a quarter of an hour."
Looking at the smile on Zhao Ji's face, Li Xiucai felt that he might have been bewitched by the fox demon, and actually swallowed the unknown wild medicine in his hand.
Maybe it was swallowed so quickly that the pill didn't melt in his mouth and he didn't even taste the bitterness.
After just half a quarter of an hour, Li Xiucai was pleasantly surprised to find that the pain in his stomach had subsided significantly. He let go of the hand covering his chest, and he was able to straighten his back easily. He could finally return to being an upright gentleman.
As a gentleman, although Li Xiucai was thinking of the fox monster in his heart, he bowed to Zhao Ji solemnly and said, "This gentleman, could it be that he is a Taoist immortal?"
The medicine that can take effect in half a quarter of an hour really opened Li Xiucai's eyes.He used to see a doctor in Baorongtang, and he needed acupuncture and bitter medicine. It took at least one day of tossing to achieve the current effect, and it took three days to recover.
When Zhao Ji heard Li Xiucai automatically and consciously lure the pills towards the gods and ghosts again, he has become used to it naturally.
In fact, yesterday Zhao Ji successfully gave a child an injection to reduce a fever, but because he insisted on his scientific values and opposed being called a god, he did not receive any money.
When he was tossing and turning hungry last night, Zhao Ji already regretted it. The science is not scientific, it doesn't matter at all, the most important thing is not hungry.
What's more, Zhao Ji has already encountered this extremely unscientific thing of taking the hospital across.Occasionally being misunderstood as a fairy by others seems to be no big deal.
Zhao Ji quickly convinced himself that when he gave Li Xiucai stomach medicine, he took the initiative to say that it was a panacea.
Because Zhao Ji also knew that if he didn't talk about metaphysics, he used modern medical methods to treat ancient people, and he couldn't explain the principles at all.
He is just a surgeon, unable to explain the whole set of theories of physics, chemistry, and biology to every patient.
I can only complain that the time-traveling god is playing tricks on people. Others are princes and nobles in time-traveling. Even if house fighting and palace fighting are dangerous, at least they can live a decadent life of luxury.
When he came here, he went bankrupt and fled. There was also a widowed mother in her 30s and a grandmother in her 50s to take care of.
Even though they are not very old, they were also born in good families in the past. They also couldn't bear the shoulders, couldn't lift their hands, and if they took two extra steps, they would get blisters on their feet.
Forgive Zhao Ji for his shallow knowledge, because he has only watched a few time-travel movies and TV dramas, but he has not read the vast number of time-travel novels.
So I don't know that there are worse experiences than him.
However, in this situation, even knowing that it might be worse, it can't bring him comfort.
And he doesn't need psychological comfort now, he just needs money, and he needs to sell his "elixir".So he followed Li Xiucai's words, "I can't be a god, but I just happened to get the elixir that can cure stomach problems by chance."
While speaking, Li Xiucai felt that the pain had basically disappeared. Hearing Zhao Ji say that it was some chance encounter, he automatically thought of a magical encounter like meeting an immortal in the mountains, so he asked hopefully, "Since it is a panacea, is it right?" Xiaosheng's stomach disease can be cured from now on."
Of course not.
Domperidone tablets can only treat stomach pain, but cannot eliminate the Helicobacter pylori that causes gastritis. This is common medical knowledge, so Zhao Ji knows.
But as a brain surgeon, Zhao Ji doesn't know how to treat stomach problems thoroughly without the internet and books for him to consult at any time.
But he couldn't tell the scholar in front of him the cruel fact that he couldn't be cured.
When encountering a question that cannot be answered, keep smiling, and then use a euphemistic way of saying, "Since breaking away from the innate body, people will be polluted by the foul air in the world. There is no reason not to get sick. This time The illness is cured, and the next illness will come again. You don't have to worry, I still have ten pills here, if you get sick in the future, you only need to take one pill each time, and keep the medicine until the illness is cured."
While speaking, Zhao Ji had already taken out a small paper bag and put it in his hand, "My lord, look at how poor I am, if I hadn't encountered difficulties recently, I wouldn't have sold this rare elixir."
Zhao Ji felt that he performed very well, and he had already understood the whole set of rhetoric of the magic stick.
Li Xiucai was a little disappointed, but not for too long.Because stomach problems occur once or twice a year, and each time the pain is excruciating, this elixir is indeed for his symptoms.
As for giving money, of course you have to give money. These days when you go to the temple to burn incense, you have to donate sesame oil money. He asked quickly, "Dare to ask sir, how much is the price?"
Zhao Ji didn't just randomly pull people on the street, he guarded the only way of Baorong Hall, and saw this scholar wearing a silk shirt and a student's square scarf. Like the owner who has no money, he went to recruit him, and then contacted Zhao Jiyuan to know the price of stomach disease treatment, and multiplied it by ten to get the result.
"One piece of elixir is two taels of silver. I gave two pieces of silver as a gift to you earlier. You only need to give me two taels of silver."
Hearing the price, Li Xiucai's eyes lit up. Although the price is not cheap, it is not expensive either. He was visiting friends in the county town, and he was carrying five taels of money for wine.
Li Xiucai took out five taels of silver and said, "Xiaosheng has five taels of silver here. I don't know if you have any extra elixir."
Domperidone tablets cannot be taken too much, and there is also the problem of drug expiration. Although five taels of silver is very tempting, he still shook his head and refused.
Li Xiucai only bought two taels of silver for the medicine, he seemed a little unwilling, and warmly invited Zhao Ji to his house as a guest, saying that the meat soup made by his wife was delicious, but Zhao Ji also shook his head and refused.
When Li Xiucai reluctantly left the small alley facing the street, Zhao Ji finally grinned, although he almost bit off his tongue when talking to the scholar.
But when he touches the silver in his hand, his heart is warm.
The author has something to say:
Starting a new journey, please fasten your seat belts, passengers. O(∩_∩)O
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