It's all my sister's fault

After Lingshan cleaned the furniture, she even vacuumed the floor. When she entered the kitchen and asked Xue Fei if she wanted to help, she coaxed and pushed her out: "Smoke from oil is not good for the skin, nor is it good for the eyes. "

"You'll be nervous watching me from the side. If you put sugar as salt later, we'll both be hungry."

"I'm going to finish my homework soon. I'm a top student. You won't be ashamed as a sister if you finish it before you later."

People's orders to chase away guests are all down to this point.

Lingshan had no choice but to put on a delicate expression, and propped her chin on the table in the living room, flipping through the book boredly.When I looked up, I saw Xue Fei's skillful movements through the glass sliding door, with an unconcealable surprise on her face.

For older children of their age, cooking in the kitchen often leads to disaster scenes, but Xue Fei is a decent little cook.

A meal is coming to an end, but the kitchen is still in order and not messy.

The eyes are always shining, the corners of the mouth are always a little stubborn, and the small canine teeth that are exposed from time to time, heralding unruly.

Xue Fei is also very thin, but the difference from Lingshan is that she is thin but not weak, and looks tall and strong.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to fight so well.Lingshan smiled unconsciously.

There is still a lot to know about this younger sister.

There are four courses in total.They are steamed egg custard, pork and tofu soup with king oyster mushroom, braised crucian carp, and the last one is garlic lettuce.

"Ah, it smells so good." Looking at the dishes on the table, Lingshan clasped her hands together in admiration, and blinked at the little chef.

"Wash your hands and eat." Xue Fei wiped off her sweat, "Sister, I'm so worried, what if it tastes bad?"

"No, let's go wash together." Lingshan took her hand.

"..." Xue Fei felt that she was electrocuted again.However, before she had time to get intoxicated by the spring breeze, her cell phone tucked into her apron pocket started crackling, and the ringtone was Gong Linna's "Uneasy"...

This also spoils the atmosphere too much.Xue Fei became angry.

Lingshan smiled at her blank look, and pushed her shoulder: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and pick it up."

Xue Fei looked at it, and found that it was an unfamiliar number.Destroy my good deeds, see if I can't kill you!He picked it up angrily: "Which one!?"

It's Zhou Zheng.

Because of making harassing calls, Xue Fei hacked his cell phone number, and this time he called from a different number.

Knowing that it was him, Xue Fei immediately spoke at an extremely fast speed: "You are an incompletely evolved life form, an alien with a genetic mutation, a murderer who blocked a septic tank, a chimpanzee with imbalanced yin and yang, and a co-existing creature with cockroaches." Superorganisms, semi-plants with rotting vitality, living dinosaurs degenerating three times a day, raw materials for the repeated destruction of the universe, the keyboard you touch can’t even survive the amoeba, and the saliva you spew is a hundred times deadlier than the SARS virus. If you look up, a big hole will be broken in the ozone layer, and even if you throw it into the solar system, you will think you are not environmentally friendly. As far as your thoughts are, you can go as far as you want, thank you."

Crack, hang up the phone.

Lingshan couldn't stop laughing, she bent down and stroked her chest and said, "Xue Fei, Xue Fei, where did you learn this..."

Xue Fei couldn't change the mode, her face was still livid, but her eyes had softened and softened, she coughed and said shyly, "I learned from watching TV with my mother."

"Remember so clearly?" Lingshan was slightly surprised.

"Well, I remembered it after listening to it once. At that time, I felt that this was talking about that annoying boy in our class." Xue Fei gritted her teeth.

She didn't finish a sentence here, but just now that number called again, and her eyebrows were almost raised.Seeing her burning with anger, Lingshan patted her shoulder lightly: "Little idiot, don't be angry, maybe he has something urgent to ask you, let him talk about it."

After Xue Fei heard this, she was like a kitten that has been stroked.Look at my sister, her face is slightly red, take a deep breath for two seconds and then answer: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Zheng smiled wryly over there: "My aunt, you just took care of me this afternoon. If I hadn't had to, I wouldn't have dared to bother you. It's really something. Listen to me and don't hang up."

"You've been talking nonsense for a long time." Xue Fei said coldly.

"Okay, I'll get down to business right away, that's it, my sister, she's having her menstrual period, she hasn't taken biology class yet in the first year of junior high school, children don't understand, she feels like she's going to die, and now she can't stop herself from jumping off a building, I feel dirty. She doesn’t believe what my mother and I say. Anyway, she’s so annoying. But she listens to you, she knows you’re a top student, and she admires you the most. Tell her, maybe she’ll be fine. I beg you, grandma, I will never go west if you tell me to go east, I will risk my life for what you told me..."

Xue Fei frowned: "Shut up and give your sister the phone."

Zhou Zheng, the younger sister, Zhou Yue, only met Xue Fei once.That day happened to be the opening ceremony of Zhenhua Senior High School, and the representative of the first year of senior high school gave a speech.At that time, Xue Fei was still a good student with five lectures, four beauties and three passions, giving impassioned speeches on the podium.Zhou Zheng's younger sister followed her elder brother to watch the excitement, and she didn't want to be overwhelmed by Xue Fei's vigor at that time, so she naturally became a little fan girl, and she grew up silently for two years.

Xue Fei clutched the phone's microphone and said softly to Lingshan: "I'll go to the balcony to talk, you eat first."

Lingshan washed her hands, filled a bowl of soup for herself and Xue Fei, tasted it, laughed unconsciously, and drank a bowl of soup with a small spoon.While drinking and aftertaste.

After six or seven minutes, Xue Fei came back, and sat down while muttering: "Really, it's all caused by me surnamed Zhou. He talked nonsense and said something about my aunt, and it ended up hurting the little guy."

But for the sake of being a good brother, he still helped him.

Lingshan propped her chin and asked with a smile: "What are you talking about?"

"No." Xue Fei grinned, "Didn't I tell you to eat first, why wait for me? The food is cold." She frowned, and wanted to curse again.

Lingshan shook her head: "I drank the soup and stuffed my stomach, so I'm not hungry." Then she said: "It's interesting when two people eat."

Xue Fei smiled, and was about to move her chopsticks, but was caught by Lingshan's chopsticks. For some reason, her heart skipped a beat: "You, what are you doing?"

My sister said calmly: "Wash your hands."

Xue Fei resentfully put down her chopsticks, ran to wash her hands and came back.While filling the rice, Lingshan ate half a bowl of rice with egg custard, and ate in small bites, occasionally with a few chopsticks of vegetables, and did not eat meat at all.Pouting his mouth, rolling his eyes, he picked two pieces of fish belly, carefully picked out the thorns, put them on a plate, and put them in front of her.

"For me?" A little surprised.

"Well, Uncle said you don't like meat, but you eat fish just because you're afraid of thorns." Xue Fei smiled and pointed to the two pieces on the plate, "This one doesn't have thorns."

Lingshan pursed her lips and smiled: "It's no use trying to please me. I'll tell you straight up when I encounter something you haven't noticed in the future."

Xue Feikuang nodded: "Say it, just say it!! I'm afraid you won't say it. Sister, you'll know in the future. I'm the most straight-forward person. I'm still afraid of you making detours with me."

Lingshan looked at her, her eyes rolled.

The two of them ate and worked together to wash the dishes.Standing side by side in front of the sink, Lingshan washed it once with dish soap, Xue Fei took it, rinsed it twice with clean water, and put it on the shelf to dry.

When there were three bowls left, Xue Fei's cell phone rang again. This time it was a video request from a couple on vacation in Hawaii.

Xue Fei ran over to grab a tissue, wiped the water off her hands, and nodded to accept.

Wang Ke's face appeared on the screen.The original milky white skin of my mother was tanned to a honey color by the sun from the other hemisphere, which can only be said to complement the beaming expression on her face even more.

She asked Xue Fei and Lingshan with a voice that was too sweet for her age, "You two beauties, how are you doing today? Is the new house okay?"

Xue Fei complained in her heart, what a god, didn't she just come here.

Lingshan replied: "I am very happy, auntie, we have cooked, and Xue Fei's cooking is really delicious."

Deng Zhe's face came closer: "Cook yourself? Didn't you call Aunt Chen from home to help?"

Lingshan said: "I don't want to trouble Aunt Chen anymore. She is getting old, so let her look around the house. Here, Xue Fei and I can also exercise and learn to be independent."

Deng Zhe nodded: "It's good for you to think so, but don't delay your studies. It happens to be the third year of high school, a critical stage. Don't have too much fun, sisters, and forget to do your homework."

Xue Fei silently washed the three bowls, and at this moment came over to answer: "We will start work soon, uncle, you don't have to worry."

Deng Zhe laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, let's start working."

Wang Ke scolded: "Give it up, I still have something to say." He took the camera to his side, took a photo of his face, and cast a wink, "Feifei, Shanshan, I have posted a lot of photos in my circle of friends, Remember to give me a thumbs up, if you don’t click, you will sever the relationship between mother and daughter. Go to bed at night and close the doors and windows. I won’t tell you, I went swimming, okay.”

Lingshan smiled gently: "Good auntie." Xue Fei roared: "I don't order! You clearly know that I don't play with those things!"

Guess the Wang on the other side didn't hear her, because the video hung up after Lingshan finished speaking.

"...Really, am I her own?" Xue Fei muttered.

She is afraid of trouble and hardly plays those social software.In order to like it, you have to download it specially.

Lingshan took off the rubber gloves and said to Xue Fei: "Xue Fei, I have to go out later, you have to be good when you are alone at home."

"Ah?" Looking at the gradually thickening twilight outside the window, and then at the clock hanging in the living room, it was already seven o'clock.Where are you going now?Is it to go on a date?So, with a boyfriend, or, a girlfriend?

It's not surprising that someone with a goddess level like Lingshan has a partner.

At the moment when she was struggling, Lingshan had already gone to her room to change her clothes and came out.White T-shirt and black pleated skirt.The simpler it is, the more the spiritual energy of the whole person will pour out.No matter how you look at it, it has temperament.

She was even more stuck in her throat.In the end, I couldn't help asking: "Sister, it's getting late, where are you going?" After a pause, "Are you going on a date?"

Lingshan nodded, serious: "Yes, I have a date with Zhou Kao."

Xue Fei's heart was broken, and she reluctantly asked: "This week's test, is he a man or a woman? Do I know him?" Silently added a name to the death list, ah, why are they all surnamed Zhou? Have a grudge?

Obviously I was very happy watching Stephen Chow's movies when I was young.

Finally, Lingshan couldn't help but let out a chuckle, stopped teasing her, and poked her forehead with her index finger: "You, you don't know Zhou Kao, you always know each other in Yue Kao, right?"

With a coaxing sound, Xue Fei blushed to the base of her neck, wishing she could find a hole in the ground and get in.

It's just embarrassing, okay?

No wonder my sister called her an idiot not long after I met her.

Seeing her silently, Lingshan changed her shoes and said, "Then I'm leaving."

Xue Fei jumped up from the stool: "I'll go with you!"

Lingshan shook her head: "No need, I see that when you collected your schoolbag in the afternoon, you brought back all the papers. Our third year of high school is different, and the papers must be completed and handed in within the time limit at school."

Xue Fei pointed at her little finger: "Then, I can protect you by going there. Look, it will be dark when you study by yourself next night."

Lingshan smiled gently: "You don't have to worry about this, there are flower protectors ready."

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Minor repairs are over~~ Happy weekend.