It's all my sister's fault

Seeing that no one answered, the rough voice outside the door yelled again: "Who is in there? Don't you know after school?"

The two hugged each other inside the door, too frightened to move.

The locked door was roughly kicked a few times, "If I don't come out, I'll lock the outside door later, and watch you stay locked here for noon!"

Xue Fei whispered in Lingshan's ear, "It's 'Cheng Yaojin'."

Lingshan was still panting slightly, and nodded with a blushing face.

"Cheng Yaojin" is Cheng Jing, the head of the school's security guard.When I was young, I was a judo champion when I went to Japan to study abroad. Later, because of illness, I took hormones, my body became fat, and I was blown up as quickly as a balloon. I lost my original dexterity and switched to sumo wrestling again.

There were several incidents of X harassment in Zhenhua’s early years. The school spent a lot of money and hired a series of strange people to look after the flowers of the motherland in this garden. Among them was this strange woman who weighed more than 300 catties. Because of her body shape and style of handling, she was close to the Sui and Tang Dynasties. General Cheng in the Romance, people in the rivers and lakes called "Sister Bite Jin".

After she came, the incidents of sexual harassment basically disappeared. It is said that several perverts have been disabled for life, and they can no longer be perverts in this life.

Cheng Yaojin was still threatening and luring outside, mainly because he was afraid that there would be some shameless student couples making trouble here, and it would be difficult to explain to the superiors if something happened.

Although she was basically right, this time the shameless young couple did not play their cards according to common sense.

Xue Fei pressed Lingshan's head in her arms, raised one hand and pinched her nose, and said softly, "Give me my life... I died so badly... Give me my life... It's so cold here... ...Come down and accompany me..." At the same time, he kicked the door vaguely with his foot, click, click, creating a sense of immediate sight.

The outside was quiet for a moment, one second or two seconds, "Ugh, ghost, ghost, haunted~~~~~"

Sister Cheng ran until the whole building of the gymnasium was roaring, as if it was about to collapse, and the sound of crying was even more resounding in the sky.Under normal circumstances, the footsteps of martial arts masters are very light. Only when they are frightened and stimulated and they forget to raise their "internal strength" will they be heavy.

It can be seen that after being frightened by this, she is really powerful.

Here Lingshan is nestled in Xue Fei's arms, holding back her laughter almost to the point of death.Hearing that she was going far away, he raised his head, grabbed Xue Fei's skirt with both hands, and trembled with laughter.

Xue Fei's face was full of black lines: "Is it really that funny? I sacrificed a lot to break through. My image has collapsed. Do you know how many fans I lost because of my behavior just now?"

That one was still laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and nodded on her body: "...It's really hard for you."

Xue Fei was furious, she held her face and was about to kiss her again, "I haven't worked hard enough."

But Lingshan was completely out of shape. Apart from laughing until tears flowed down her face, she also covered her mouth with one hand, begging for mercy, "Please, please, don't do it anymore, I really... ouch..." Hold on to your stomach.

Xue Fei was furious.It was hard to get some eyebrows, but was disturbed by a biting sister Jin all of a sudden.He was so angry that he let go of his sister, pouted in the corner, angry, and didn't want to keep smiling.

Lingshan, blushing and arranging her messy clothes, asked her with a smile, "How do you know that Sister Cheng is afraid of ghosts? Didn't everyone say that she has no worries and no weaknesses at all?"

Xue Fei was still angry, folded her arms, and snorted: "I knew it, I wouldn't make a sound when I was beaten to death, let her lock the door. Locked here with you at noon, and my wish will come true!"

"You..." Lingshan picked up the school uniform tie in her closet, bit her lower lip, and threw it at her: "It's so bad."

Grabbing the tie, she raised her eyebrows, "Sister Cheng, I used to do odd jobs in the martial arts gym, and I heard the instructors talk about it when they were drinking tea. She was afraid of nothing but ghosts. Because she had a big appetite and ate too much when she was young. , the family couldn’t afford it, so her grandma told her stories, saying that if you eat so much, the starving ghost will come to arrest you... and so on. It’s superstitious education. It’s been taught in my bones since I was a child, so I’ve been I'm still scared when I grow up."

Lingshan bit her lip and nodded with a smile: "So that's the case."

Xue Fei glanced at her, walked over, and opened her collar to check.

Lingshan was a little nervous, "What's wrong?"

"Hey." Xue Fei said maliciously, "Honey, there are so many little strawberries."

Lingshan blushed and pushed her away: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Xue Fei took the tie in her hand to fasten the shirt for her, turned over the collar, looked at it for a while, and then said with a smile: "This can also cover it." He warned: "Don't take off the tie today. , otherwise everyone will know that you are no longer pure."

"..." He shook his hand and left.

Xue Fei stuck out her tongue and followed.

"Sister, if you don't want to eat, I'll go buy something and let's eat on the rooftop, okay?" He said flatteringly, "It's okay not to eat at noon, and I have classes in the afternoon."

Lingshan pursed her lips and squinted at her: "I'm not pure anymore, probably not worthy of lunch."

Xue Fei scratched the back of her neck, "Sister, I was agitated and made a slip of the tongue. You have a lot of adults, so don't worry about being an idiot with me, okay?"

"Not good. I'm too stingy." Lingshan smiled.

Erhuo gritted his teeth: "Then I'll go buy it, you go upstairs and wait for me."

The sweet time is always short, and most of the time in life is still "how to repair" and "grass mud horse".When she went upstairs and saw Yang Chengyue, Xue Fei only had this sentence in her mind.

"Oh, hello, beauty." Seeing Xue Fei in a brand new look, he greeted deliberately slickly, "I didn't expect it, cut your hair and change your personality, have you watched the campus B.BS? You are so red, so red that you are purple .”

Lingshan sat quietly by the fence, smiling at her.

Xue Fei put the bag in her hand to Lingshan's side, bared her teeth, "I'm already very popular, President. What are you doing here?"

"I've been looking for you two sisters after class, and I haven't seen you out after waiting for a long time in the gymnasium." Smiling, he pointed to a box wrapped delicately in a small floral handkerchief on the bench where Xue Fei used to lie. How disturbing your family is to eat, today my mother asked me to bring some snacks for Lingshan, which she made by herself this morning, fresh. If you don't mind, let's eat together."

"No need for crabs. My sister doesn't like dim sum, and I don't eat yours either. How about you take it down and enjoy it yourself?"

"My mother knows that Lingshan doesn't like sweets, so she specially made yam cake stuffed with jujube paste. It doesn't add much sugar, and it's good for the stomach." Turning her head, she turned to Lingshan, "My mother said, I hope Shanshan doesn't dislike her The workmanship is rough. Go to my house to play more when you have time, she has always missed you."

The veins on Xue Fei's head twitched wildly, "You..." But her hand was gently clenched.

Looking down, Lingshan had a decent smile on her face: "I see, thank you for your concern. We are busy with studies, so I will definitely visit my aunt during the winter vacation."

Only then did Yang Chengyue nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, don't disturb your sisters' conversation. Shanshan, remember the afternoon training."

Shan, your sister! !Xue Fei roared in her heart, and bolted the door forcefully.Strange to say, blood rushed to the head as soon as he saw this pretender.Probably still insecure.Even though she had done such an intimate thing with Lingshan just now, she still felt that she would lose her at any time.That's why she has deep hostility towards all those who covet her.

Lingshan opened the bag she brought, which contained cooked corn cobs chopped into small pieces, a small portion of French fries, yogurt and fruit salad.

He took out the boxed yogurt, tore off the wrapping paper, scooped up some with a spoon, and handed it to Xue Fei, "Come here, little idiot."

Xue Fei sat down a little downcast, opened her mouth to take the yogurt, forced a smile and said, "It's delicious."

He took another french fries, bit it in his mouth, and moved close to her, his brows and eyes curved, beckoning her to share it.

"...Sister." Xue Fei felt hot in her heart.Different from her own sweetness, for Lingshan's cold temperament, doing these things is simply against her nature.The kindness was hard to refuse, so he caught her French fries and ate them to her lips bit by bit.

Lingshan didn't let her go on, she pushed her shoulder with one hand, covered her mouth with the other, and pretended to make her ridiculous voice, "Give me back my life...I died so badly..."

Xue Fei was finally amused by her: "You don't learn well. Mine is much more scary. You, after hearing this, others will only want to invade you."

"The game is coming up on the weekend." Lingshan leaned her head on her shoulder, "The closer the game is, the more nervous I feel."

"Don't be afraid, baby, I'll accompany you." He turned his head and kissed her forehead, "It's normal to be nervous, after all, as long as you get a place in the national competition, you can be recommended." Zhenhua recommends P The number of candidates for Dahe Q University is mainly determined through subject competitions, and the one that Lingshan participated in is one of them.

Lingshan raised her head, "How many names do you call me? Sister, baby, and..." She blushed a little, "It's ridiculous that the preface doesn't match the postscript."

Xue Fei blinked and whispered in her ear, "You are my whole world, so you are not only a sister, but also a baby, and even a wife, and from now on, you will still be my daughter, baby, lover, wife. Everything."

Lingshan coughed, put her head on her shoulder, and coughed for half an hour.Xue Fei's heart was heavy.While frowning and stroking her hair, she noticed something strange.He straightened her face and saw that she was crying.

"What's wrong?" anxiously, "Which sentence did I say wrong?"

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The road is sunny but sunny.While weeping, he shook his head and smiled and said, "Happiness comes so suddenly, I always feel like I'm walking on thin ice, and I'm very scared. I always feel that something bad will happen next."

"What the hell kind of logic is this?" Xue Fei forced a smile because of her sympathy, but she couldn't make her sister's misfortune worse, "We will, like in the fairy tale, be happy Live together and live a life without shame or shame."

He sat up and gave her a push, "Who will live a shameless life with you? You have a pretty good idea."

Xue Fei smiled: "Tonight, I will be shameless and impatient."

"... so scary." Lingshan put her arms around her shoulders.

As I said before, most of the time in life is still grass and mud.

Xue Fei, who planned to be ashamed and impatient that night, found it impossible when she got home.

As soon as He Lingshan got out of the elevator, she saw a little guy with a mushroom head squatting in front of the house.The little guy raised his head: "Sister, I have nowhere to go, can you take me in?"

At the same time, the phone rang wildly, and it was Mr. Jiang calling.

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