Goddess, I bent again

"As for people related to me, family members, friends, it's not difficult for them to accept it. I didn't like to wear skirts since I was a child. This Jianshu man knows that she is the same. This is - I am gay, born, you know?"

"So from childhood to adulthood, do your family members and friends really feel nothing? Don't be funny, why don't you feel it. But because of the close relationship between me and them, it will make them accept this It's very easy for me to come, because I'm like this, what can I do if I don't accept it? According to my sister Fen, throw it in the trash can?"

"As for some parents who really can't accept it, such as Uncle Lin, I think you just haven't encountered such a thing. If your son becomes gay, you will accept it because you love him."

"Well, I'm done."

Host, "The speech was very exciting, but there were a lot of bad words."

Jiang Qinbai smiled, "That's really embarrassing."

Host, "..."

"The following is the speech of the opposing party's second defense."

Jiang Mingnan, who had been holding back for a long time, finally stood up. As a domineering president, he felt that it was necessary to clean up the people facing him, but the word "counseling" still taught him to be calm.

"Hello everyone, as a very unfortunate president, I think I have a position to speak out. I don't accept homosexuality, I don't want to, I don't want to, it's as simple as that."

"Because the person I like is gay."

Except for Uncle Lin, who were all insiders, everyone looked at Jian Shunan at the same time, and the latter stared back when he saw Xi You also looked over.

Xi You sneaked a kiss over to appease this woman who was always angry with her.

Jiang Mingnan sighed.

"Actually, when she was still in college, because she had long hair at that time and looked quite gentle, I never thought she would be gay. Look at her, she is smart and beautiful. Which boy would you choose? won't you be tempted?"

"But what's going on in this era, the Internet tells the development, and homosexuality has developed rapidly like a cult organization. It seems that all the good-looking girls are gay. The girls that our men can fall in love with, other girls can also fall in love with. , the point is, I still can't win them."

The audience roared with laughter.

"To this day, I have never felt that my worth and identity can bring me any sense of superiority in love. Sometimes I am a man in his 30s, and I have low self-esteem. What taught me humility is someone who has always I love women who don't answer."

"However, it wasn't until I found a girlfriend that I realized that I should actually have a sense of superiority. Why don't I have a sense of superiority? Is it for spending the money I earn? No! It's for showing off! The president is Is it for writing novels? No! It’s for picking up girls!"

"If I hadn't met my current true love, I would have thought I was nothing, but the truth came so suddenly. In the eyes of Vice President Jane, oh no, in the eyes of the former Vice President Jane, she didn't like me at all. Be a man, not look down on my money and status."

"So friends, don't you really think about it for us male compatriots who have been hurt by lesbians? We are fascinated, so fascinated, so fascinated, even if we are always rejected It's so painful to pursue it with a shy face, so why accept homosexuality? Such beautiful girls should fall into my arms one by one, why should they go into Secretary Xi's arms?"

Being cueed suddenly, Xiyou snorted coldly and rolled her eyes.

Jiang Mingnan's face was full of grievances, he couldn't deduct a fine from Secretary Xi, it was really not a pleasant thing.

"It's nothing wrong with homosexuality, but it breaks the most traditional way of choosing a spouse in human society, and it will hurt a lot of people with a weak heart. I often hear girls discussing in the company, saying that they really like who they like, and it turns out that the other party I'm gay, I feel so uncomfortable that I want to cry."

"I express my deep empathy. If I wasn't a man, my tears would have flooded the Huangpu River, do you believe me?"

"So, homosexuality is definitely not acceptable, absolutely not."

"cannot!"

Jiang Qinbai kept looking at Jiang Mingnan with the eyes of an idiot, and the latter looked back at her with evil eyes.

The host was a little tired, "Okay, let's fight each other, come on babies."

As soon as Jiang Qinbai said it, he was sarcasm, "Isn't Mr. Jiang the owner of the company? It's fine if you don't pay attention to the people of the world. Anyway, so many employees in the company have to take care of it. Talking only from oneself, not convincing, OK ?”

Jiang Mingnan, "I speak on behalf of all INT employees."

Jiang Qinbai, "Okay, you just talked about glass hearts, girls and girls together hurt your hearts, then first put aside the assumption of two girls, even if the person you like is with a man, you Don't you have a glass heart? Also, you old man, aren't you ashamed to say such things?"

The counterattack was sonorous and forceful, Xiyou and Su Xiaofen applauded loudly, Su Xiaofen liked Jiang Qinbai more and more.

Jiang Mingnan was not afraid of the strong wind and waves breaking through.

"If Vice President Jian is with another man, then I can still find the reason why I can't compare with him, but she chose Secretary Xi, what can I hate? Hate me for being a man? You say such a blow, yes Isn't it more serious for me?"

Jiang Qinbai glanced at the time, and took advantage of the last few seconds to yell, "You are made of glass, you can't handle these things, don't be grandiose."

The host suppressed a smile, "Okay, now the affirmative party will speak three times."

Xiyou sticks out her tongue and stands up, bearing the eager eyes of Su Xiaofen and Jiang Qinbai, her fighting spirit is high.

"Yes! Homosexuality should be accepted! Because—whether you accept it or not, they are gay, if you accept it, accept it, if you don't accept it, can they still be gay?"

The first sentence caused a lot of applause, and Jian Shunan also applauded his wife out of face.

Xiyou came prepared, and even had a manuscript in hand, which clearly listed the key points.

"The first point is that the key to unacceptable homosexuality is gender. According to Darwin's theory of evolution, it is possible to evolve anything in this world, so there is a scientific theory for the existence of homosexuality, why is it not acceptable? "

Jian Shunan upholds a rigorous attitude, "Which Darwin's theory of evolution?"

Xiyou scolded her, "Don't make trouble."

The only single host student present wanted to vomit blood.

"Second point, as a homosexual, I want to say - homosexuality is addictive! Because compared with the difference between heterosexuals due to gender, the similar physiological and psychological structure between homosexuals can make people more addicted. Find a sense of belonging."

"Let me make an analogy. They are also hugs. When I hug male classmates, I think they smell strange and feel wrong when I hug them. But hugging Jianjian is different. When hugging her, I just want to smell, kiss, and hug her." Touch, think... Cough cough, so you see, I can do this just by hugging, which shows that the charm between the same sex is infinite."

"The third point is that when this topic of homosexuality is being accepted by more and more people, the affirmative actually has an advantage, because today is different from the past, and many people can actually accept it, but the number is not enough. It’s just huge. But this is a positive signal, and more people can pay attention to this, and pay attention to this group, isn’t it a good thing?”

"Fourth point, from an ethical point of view, it is true that homosexuality is not good for inheritance, but it is not impossible. Many same-sex families in foreign countries have raised children. This is not a rare thing. Besides, homosexuality is nothing Infectious diseases, about Uncle Lin's permission will attract many people to become gay, this is completely untenable."

"What's the difference between gay dating and heterosexual dating? There's no difference. It's not like you just like one when you see one. You have to choose well, right? Just like some people like to eat, some people like to drink porridge. If you accept eating rice, no one will drink porridge, right?"

"Accepting homosexuality, to a certain extent, is just to relax the pressure of public opinion on homosexuality. It is not an advertisement for homosexuality to encourage everyone to come. It is just to give this group a wider breathing room. Really, it’s okay to accept it, For you, maybe it’s just not talking about it, maybe it’s just looking at those homosexuals frankly, and then looking away as if it’s nothing.”

"But for them, this is a cloudy day that has been suppressed for a long time, and it finally dawns."

"Finally, I want to say to my lover, whether others accept it or not, I love you is an eternal truth, and I can only say it in the simple present tense——I love you."

The audience applauded again, and the host picked a suitable piece of music. Xi You felt like a warrior fighting for freedom after speaking, which was very moving.

Jian Shunan sat across from her and looked at her, with tears in his smile, looking happy again.

The host was red-eyed, "Okay, let the opposing party speak three times."

Jian Shunan is an expert in negotiating, and she is always at the negotiating table. She seems to be well prepared for this debate, and she has a thick stack of manuscripts in her hand.

She stood up and everyone looked at her.

I saw her move her lips lightly, "The opponent's debater—"

"It makes sense."

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"...&*()*"

Host, "Are you serious? What is that in your hand, show me."

Jian Shunan glanced down at his manuscript, and generously handed it to the host.

When the host saw the first picture, he felt that he had no eyes to look down, and the dog's eyes were almost blind.

The first one is a sketch of Xiyou sitting, with the words beside it, "My wife looks so pretty in profile".

The second picture is a sketch of Xiyou laughing, with the words next to it, "After 10 minutes of kissing, I'm hungry."

In the third picture, Xiyou stands up and speaks with open eyebrows and eyes, outlined by black and white lines, and there is a heart that looks like beating beside it.

The host helped the forehead, "Then don't you want the mutual confrontation?"

Jian Shunan and Xiyou said in unison, "Yes!"

The host pointed to the middle position, "Stand together, babes."

Jian Shunan stared at Xiyou with a smile, "The other party's debater, who is your lover?"

Xiyou also smiled, "Come on, my eldest wife, Astro Boy!"

Jian Shunan laughed even more, "You convinced me, then I want to convince you too, what should I do?"

Xiyou pretended to be thinking, and grinned so much that her mouth covered her eyes, "Then—kiss me! I will definitely—oh!"

The host threw the bell, "Okay! You guys won, you won, I'm really convinced..."

Everyone laughed together, and the light was just warm.

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I believe you all know who the host is (smile).