HP Thirty-Five Owls

Dumbledore —

— Well, we're back where we started.It's been eight years now?

That kid Voldemort wrote me a letter about his coming reign of glory, how soon he was going to be Lord of the World, King of the Death Eaters, stuff like that, disgusting.I told him that using too many Unforgivables at once would shrink his spells.He'll go in a big circle and experiment for a while to see if it's true.It was fun, and I'm sure he'd do it.

To be fair, I'm still not sure if I remember, what you said that day, did you say anything at all that day.But I'm pretty sure, anyway, that you lied in your answer.

Moving on to Muggle literature.Romantic poets were boring, Tolkien was funny.Moss flourishes.Compare "it" to that silly Lord of the Rings lore, and now it's clearer what you're getting.You are a bastard.But I'd rather continue to be married by the owl than to hear from you no more.

Gellert Grindelwald