I was pampering others when you scummed me

For the convenience of moving in the crowd, Lu Xihang put away the horns on his head and shortened the clothes on his body a little, making it not so gorgeous and dazzling.However, the costumes of the gods are different from the costumes of the mortal world, and his appearance is so outstanding, so it is easy to attract attention.

However, Lin Hui and Lu Xihang didn't realize this when they first entered the mortal world.

At this time, Lin Hui just wanted to quickly see what the mortal world is like. He had imagined it many times in his mind, and even thought that he might be able to capture some familiar scenes from the mortal world. That would at least prove that he once truly existed in this world.

Lu Xihang led Lin out of the forest, gradually walked to the avenue, and people gradually disappeared around.Fortunately for the two of them, they found an entrance to the bazaar. After entering, Lin Hui actually felt a little familiar, because this place was so similar to an ancient bazaar, which was often shown in TV dramas.

Lin Hui hugged Lu Xihang's neck with his short arms, hung in his arms and looked around excitedly: "This place looks similar to what I imagined."

Lu Xihang smiled and looked down at him: "Just as long as you like it."

Lin Hui was a little angry: "If you can transform me back, I will like it even more."

Lu Xihang supported his little butt with one hand, and patted it lightly: "Isn't it more comfortable to be hugged by me for shopping? What do you want to see?"

Lin Hui immediately pressed his arm, and whispered: "...Rogue!"

Lu Xihang chuckled lightly and lowered his head: "This is also for convenience, please bear with it a little longer, okay?"

Lin Hui frowned: "Where is it convenient?"

"Today's Mortal World is different from the world you and I lived in before. They don't accept love between men, and even... they will be treated as heterogeneous."

Lin Hui was slightly stunned, and Lu Xihang continued: "This time I took you down to find the Immortal Mirror of Suhui. In this way, you can go and see for yourself, and you will understand everything. It's important for us to find things, and don't cause trouble."

Lin Hui then understood that the attitude of the "ancient" people towards homosexuality was resistant... Will their worldview also affect the heavens?

"If it's such a trouble, why don't you tell me directly, and I will believe you."

But Lu Xihang shook his head: "I can't do it."

"why?"

"I swore I would never tell that secret. If I did..."

When Lin Hui heard the word "swear", he immediately became nervous. Swearing may not be a big deal for ordinary people, but for those who are cultivators or gods, it often means being struck by lightning and being punished by heaven... …

Lin Hui hastily covered his mouth with his chubby hand: "Okay, okay, don't tell me, let's go find the Suhui Wonderland, and I will see for myself then."

Lu Xihang looked at him, raised the corners of his lips slightly, and then kissed Lin Hui's little palm.

"But where to find this mirror? Why is the fairy mirror in the mortal world..."

"The Suhui Fairy Mirror is different from other fairy things. Ordinary fairy things can't be contaminated with turbid air, but it must live in the market, read thousands of sails, and read the stories of the world to play a role. Because of this, I can't be precise. to find it."

Lin Hui said thoughtfully: "Sounds like a gossip mirror? The kind of gossip mirror that specializes in inquiring about gossip."

Lu Xihang and Lin Hui have lived in modern times for quite a while, so of course they can understand the words he said, and they couldn't help laughing: "You can think so."

"Hey, wouldn't that be equivalent to finding a needle in a haystack? Don't you have any sense of it at all? We have to find out when."

Lu Xihang pinched his face: "If you get close, you might be able to sense it... But one day in the sky, one year on the ground, we have plenty of time."

Lin Hui pouted, and pulled his hand off: "Well, anyway, we have nothing serious to do now, so let's go."

When they actually entered the bazaar, the atmosphere of the market rushed to their faces, and there were cries of hawking everywhere, which made Lin Hui feel a long-lost breath of life.He hugged Lu Xihang's neck and looked around with his eyes wide open, his little ears also stiffened, and he was in a good mood.

"Look, look, look! Changqing Sect's Tianzheng Bagua Mirror! Twelve sides, exorcising evil and avoiding evil—"

When Lin Hui heard the word xx mirror, he immediately turned his head sharply, and pulled Lu Xihang's hair to remind him: "Hey Bagua mirror!"

Lu Xihang: "..."

——The gossip here is obviously not the kind of gossip he understands.

Lin Hui also noticed an abnormality at this time. There is still a gap between this mortal world and the mortal world he thought. Most of the stalls on the street sell medicine pills and magical artifacts. Occasionally, there are a few stalls selling snacks in the middle, which is eye-catching. .It seems that he was wrong. This is not just an ancient society. There are so many stalls selling magic tools and elixir, which is enough to show that in this world, cultivating immortals is no longer a mere legend or fantasy, but a real existence.

Alas, as expected, in the process of this world, it is impossible to develop into the world I am familiar with, right? Everyone has cultivated immortality, so how can there be the possibility of scientific and technological development.

But Lin Hui kept staring at the peddlers, so Lu Xihang had no choice but to hug Lin Hui and walk over. Seeing that Lu Xihang was well dressed, the peddler immediately solicited business happily: "What do you want to see? Bigu pills, marrow washing lotion, everything you need .Look at this side, it’s the Eight Diagrams Mirror of the Changqing sect, hanging at home will definitely drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, ghosts and ghosts will never come close!”

Before Lin Hui could speak, Lu Xihang stared at the mirror and said, "The gossip mirror for exorcising evil spirits should have a fluorescent side, but your side seems to have nothing on it."

The peddler was shocked: "I didn't expect you to be an expert. To tell you the truth, this mirror is indeed a gossip mirror that can exorcise evil spirits. It's just that a corner was broken by Daoist Changqing in a big battle, so it's in exile. To the folks. Don't underestimate it, the knocked-off horns only hurt the edge, but compared with ordinary mirrors, it is still very powerful!"

The peddler swears, but Lu Xihang is not moved at all, he can tell at a glance whether there is spiritual power on the mirror, no matter how many stories he makes up, it will be useless.

But Lin Hui listened with great interest. After listening for a long time, he suddenly asked in a childlike voice, "Where is the Evergreen School?"

The hawker heard Lin Hui's interjection, looked at his face, and couldn't help showing a kind smile: "Oh, at such a young age, you know that you care about the affairs of the Evergreen Sect. Do you want to cultivate immortality in the future?"

Lin Hui was originally white, tender and cute, but now he looks more like a steaming steamed bun. Anyone who sees him is willing to say a few more words. He can also hear the peddler teasing him, but he doesn't care.It's a pity that there is Lu Xihang by his side, and he doesn't like it if people look at Lin Hui more, let alone talk to him.He subconsciously frowned, hugged Lin Hui and wanted to leave, but Lin Hui's little claws grabbed his hair and pulled him.

"So where is the Changqing faction? If you tell me, my father will buy your mirror."

Hearing this, Lu Xihang glanced at Lin Hui, but the latter was poking his face with a finger, and smiled innocently at the peddler. The "father" just now was obviously referring to himself...

Lin Hui had a tacit understanding with him, feeling Lu Xihang's gaze, he turned his head, looked at him, and raised his eyebrows provocatively.This bad guy wanted to take advantage of him and let him call him brother?Think beautifully! !Then he will call him old and call him a married man!

The peddler interrupted their staring in surprise: "I can't tell, you are so young, you already have a child?"

Lu Xihang was only stunned for a moment, but he immediately accepted this setting, looking quite happy.He hugged Lin Hui and patted him lightly twice, then kissed him hard on the face: "That's right, this is my son."

"..."

Lin Hui silently wiped off the saliva on his face. For some reason, he felt that he had dug a hole for himself?

Lu Xihang went on to say: "Do you have any news about the Evergreen School? If you speak well, I will really buy your mirror."

The peddler nodded hurriedly when he heard the words: "Okay, okay, I must know everything and talk about everything."

Lin Hui asked: "Isn't this Evergreen faction very famous?"

The peddler nodded and said: "That's natural. Who doesn't know the Changqing sect in ten miles and eight towns, who doesn't know the Changqing Taoist priest? The Changqing Taoist priest lives up to his name, and he will not grow old at all. He is hundreds of years old now. Old Immortal, he has powerful mana, slays demons and exterminates demons, and his methods are brilliant..."

So he said a lot of things, but they were all such things as the Evergreen Gymnasium was very popular and the Changqing Daoist was very powerful, which seemed to be not nutritious.

But Lin Hui listened very carefully, and after listening, he asked Lu Xihang to buy the mirror.Holding the mirror that was bigger than his face, he asked again: "Then, are there any famous treasures in their sect? For example... mirrors?"

The peddler rolled his eyes, pointed to the mirror in his hand and said, "This is the Bagua mirror!"

Lin Hui and Lu Xihang looked at each other, and felt that they couldn't ask any more questions, so they said they wanted to leave.Knowing that Lin Hui had something to say, Lu Xihang hugged him and left the booth.

"Why? After listening for so long, you are still willing to let others lie to you?"

Lin Hui held the mirror up in front of him and looked at it, feeling regretfully at the damaged part of its corner, Lu Xihang saw his regretful face, and said: "This is fake, there is no spiritual power on it."

Lin Hui pouted: "I know it's fake."

——It's just a pity that there really is no place for "science" in this world.

But Lu Xihang didn't quite understand: "Why do you still listen to him so much when you know it's fake?"

Lin Hui smiled: "Xi God lives in the Nine Heavens, high above the sky, and he just meditates all day long, eats the wind and drinks the dew, and doesn't understand the sufferings of the people, of course he doesn't understand. Although there are many rumors among the people that are false, but if this The person in the rumor is very famous, even so famous that everyone knows everyone, then it is very problematic. Some rumors, at the beginning, may not be rumors, and they are groundless. Listen to that peddler It means that this Changqing Daoist is the most famous celebrity in these ten miles and eight villages. He has lived for three hundred years, and no one suspects that he is a monster. Or, he is really powerful, or he is just trying to gain fame, but whatever the possibility Sex, don’t you think it’s necessary to investigate?”

Lu Xihang looked at Lin Hui amusedly—it is really smart to think so, but there is no need to ridicule him for not understanding the sufferings of the people, he clearly knows that he is not ignorant of all things in the world, but he still lives with him live forever.

Lu Xihang looked at Lin Hui for a while, then suddenly said: "My precious son, why is he so smart?"

"……It's enough."

——It was just a prank, why did he still take this meme seriously?He doesn't want to be Lu Xihang's son!

Lin Hui's face was blackened by Lu Xihang's yelling, but the latter yelled more and more vigorously, holding his little body up and down, and walked forward: "What's the matter, baby son? Are you tired? Daddy, what's the matter?" Find an inn and rest your feet."

Lin Hui was so angry that he threw himself on him and thumped him: "Xie Xie, you uncle! You need to transform me back first!!!"

It's a pity that this pounding was the same as when he bit Lu Xihang. A three-year-old child doesn't have much strength, and the beating doesn't hurt, but he will be amused by his incompetent and furious appearance.

Lu Xihang held Lin Hui in a good mood and walked towards the depths of the street: "How can we do that, then we won't be able to pretend to be father and son."

"Who wants to pretend to be father and son with you! Bah!"

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感谢在2020-09-1212:16:08~2020-09-1315:55:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Linyuan 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: empty 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!