The most effective way to destroy the enemy in love

She Shuinan intended to make a move to say something, but before he could say anything, a figure pounced on him. "I'm sorry Nannan, I was wrong yesterday, don't abandon me." Cheng Qi lay on She Shuinan like a koala.However, as soon as he appeared, She Shuinan's face froze immediately.Cheng Qi smiled and took advantage of She Shuinan's distraction to push him into the car, then waved and drove away.

There were only Lin Hua and Qin Linyu left at the entrance of the bar.

Lin Hua said lightly, "I think we're already divorced, so we should keep our distance."

Qin Linyu nodded in agreement and replied: "It is true that we should keep our distance after the divorce, but now there are still 8 days, 4 hours and 18 minutes before our divorce."

Lin Hua: "..."

——Does this guy have to be accurate to this point every time he talks about events?

Qin Linyu nodded solemnly, and said, "Time is money, and it is very important. Sometimes it is too early, and sometimes it is too late."

Lin Hua thought for a while before getting into the car. It was great for him to have such a ready-made driver, and he could save money on taxis.After all, Brother Zhang refused to pick him up because he agreed to go to the bar with others without authorization, and even only left him a little money.His agent is so lawless, he should be tuned|teached|teached.

The atmosphere in the car became quiet again. This feeling seems to have returned to the time when Lin Hua and Qin Linyu were not very familiar with each other. At that time, the car was always filled with unspeakable embarrassment and silence.Lin Hua looked at Qin Linyu's faint affection, and suddenly found that this person seemed unhappy.

When others are unhappy, it is often when Lin Hua is particularly happy.

So Lin Hua seemed to have discovered a new world, and said with a smile: "You don't seem very happy... What? Are you jealous?" This one still remembers Qin Linyu's liking for him.

Qin Linyu said lightly: "Seeing my husband go out to drink with other men, naturally I won't be in a happy mood."

Lin Hua said, "Honey, we're already divorced."

"There are still 8 days..."

"There are still 8 days, 4 hours and 18 minutes, right?" Lin Hua snatched Qin Linyu's words, and replied, "Isn't there still 8 days, 4 hours and 18 minutes? I understand, I understand." This kind of delay strategy is really low-level Why.Could it be that Qin Linyu expected that he would suddenly realize that on the last day or the last second, that he would suddenly love him to death, and then beat him to death and refused to divorce?Innocent!Is he that kind of guy!

Qin Linyu was not at all annoyed at being robbed of his words, but continued lightly: "So now we are still husband and wife, and I will naturally be jealous because of you."

This statement is interesting!Lin Hua said: "You mean, after 8 days and 4 hours have passed, you will never be jealous because of me, and you won't like me anymore?" Take it easy?If so, what is he waiting for?Decisive points!

"Of course I still like you." Qin Linyu answered so positively first, and then he corrected: "Also, it's '8 days, 4 hours and 18 minutes'."

Lin Hua: "..."

——I hate this kind of people who can't express themselves the most, and even more hate this kind of people who care about everything.

In order to free herself from the curse of time, Lin Hua decisively switched to another topic and said, "Is that Cheng Qi one of yours? It is said that you made an unspeakable deal with Cheng Qi... "

Qin Linyu seems to like to correct Lin Hua's words today, he said: "It should be 'Cheng Qi asked me to make a deal', and it will be messed up if you don't know the priority."

"...you're a little hot today."

Qin Linyu took it as a compliment and responded, "Thank you."

Lin Hua really felt that the communication with Qin Linyu was particularly uncomfortable today. This kind of discomfort made him a little irritable, but no matter how irritable he was, some things still had to be dealt with, so he endured it and continued, "What do you mean?"

Qin Linyu replied obediently: "Cheng Qi likes She Shuinan, but She Shuinan doesn't like him, he likes you. So he came to me to make a deal - I put him in the crew, and he helped me entangle She Shuinan."

"Will you brainwash me by the way?"

Qin Linyu was stunned: "Wash...brain?"

Lin Hua was stunned by Qin Linyu's reaction, and said, "Huh? Didn't you specially arrange Cheng Qi's words and actions at the beginning? For example, something like 'just try it once, if it doesn't work, I'll give up'? This Isn't it very similar to your style...the same bright and sad."

Qin Linyu: "..."

After being silent for a long time, I saw that Qin Linyu was just sitting by the side, making no sound at all.So Lin Hua, who felt like she was singing a one-man show, asked him with a sneer, "Aren't you going to refute?"

Qin Linyu pondered for a while, and then he said sincerely and seriously: "I think if you admit it, you might think my literary talent is very good."

Lin Hua: "..."

——this logic!

After chatting for a while, Lin Hua began to feel that this was not going to work—they were both about to get divorced, how could they still be chatting together so happily! ?So, Lin Hua said, "I remember Brother Zhang's house is not far from here, why haven't we arrived yet?" While he was talking, he saw an old man on a bicycle passing by slowly.

Lin Hua's face immediately had a black line, he turned his head to look at Qin Linyu, and said very speechlessly: "Are you sure you are driving?"

Qin Linyu nodded: "The most important thing in driving is not speed, but safety."

"But you drive slower than a snail, I might as well go by myself..."

Qin Linyu: "Parking is not allowed in the middle of the road."

Lin Hua: "..."

Lin Hua didn't want to talk to Qin Linyu any more, so he took out his phone and started checking Weibo.He suddenly remembered the topic that She Shuinan showed him before, and as soon as he refreshed Weibo, he was disgusted by the poop pictures all over the screen.Oh my god!What happened and why is everyone posting pictures like this?

Lin Hua really wanted to know what happened, but he didn't want to be hurt by the poop picture, so he found Brother Zhang's number and sent a message to ask—"Brother, has Weibo been taken over by some evil force?"

"Congratulations to Lin Hua and Qin Lin for the divorced absolute heterosexual alliance."

"...What the hell!?"

"Because the news that you and Qin Linyu are going to divorce has been known, they happily sent a picture of their poop to celebrate." Brother Zhang's text message said: "You can also send a picture to suit the occasion, after all, you should be the happiest person."

Lin Hua: "...Brother! If this continues, I will become a poop star!?"

"Ah."

Realizing that Brother Zhang was about to die, Lin Hua resolutely decided to seek help from the people around him.After all, because of their affairs, there are so many pictures of pooping. In the future, they may really get such a super indecent title-"Pooping Heroes", "Love Song Pooping Prince"... no matter which one it is Neither!

So Lin Hua went to the doctor in a hurry, forgetting for a moment that even if his brother Zhang ignored him, his company would come out to do public relations for him.However, he didn't expect anything. He directly instructed Qin Linyu to stop on the side of the road, and then pulled Qin Linyu to take a group photo of the two of them, and then posted it on the Internet to clarify the facts. "At least until now we haven't officially divorced." Lin Hua said eloquently: "So it's not too much to take a photo."

Qin Linyu didn't seem to know anything about the Internet at first, so he seemed a little dazed.Later, after listening to Lin Hua's up-and-down explanation, he understood, and then he said: "This is suspected of deceiving fans, and there is nothing to say about another photo."

"Then put the bed | take a picture!"

Qin Linyu was slightly startled, and then said: "Put the bed | I don't mind taking care of it, but it's a pity we don't have one."

How could Lin Hua trust him? He reached into Qin Linyu's pocket and dug out his cell phone. He easily cracked the password - he tried his birthday number casually, and it turned on.Then he went to look through the photo album.Lin Hua's series of actions were actually the product of impulsiveness and did not go through his brain much, so when he saw hundreds of photos in his mobile phone, he finally calmed down.

Lin Hua: "Pervert."

Qin Linyu: "Yes."

Lin Hua chuckled, "Should I be glad that there are no pictures of me peeing?"

Qin Linyu's eyes wandered for a moment.

Lin Hua: "!!!!!!!!!!"

The car finally arrived at Brother Zhang's house slowly. After Qin Linyu parked the car, Lin Hua squeezed his fists and beat him up, and then he continued the previous topic comfortably: "Pervert, why don't you come here?" Group photo?"

Qin Linyu: "I've been patronizing to take pictures of you."

"Oh, pervert."

Qin Linyu: "..."

Lin Hua finally finished reading Qin Linyu's saved photos, then he played with Qin Linyu's cell phone, and turned his head to look at Qin Linyu who seemed a little depressed after being beaten up secretly by him.Although Lin Hua is now immune to Qin Linyu, it has to be said that Qin Linyu is indeed a good-looking person.

If it's a girl, it must be the delicate eyebrow type that Lin Hua would like.

Lin Hua waved away the messy thoughts in her mind, then reached out to grab Qin Linyu's collar and dragged him over.The moment Lin Hua stretched out his hand, Qin Linyu quickly took off his seat belt.Lin Hua noticed Qin Linyu's little action, but he didn't pay much attention to it. Instead, he lifted Qin Linyu up and put his face to his face with a 'click' on his phone.

"We're about to get divorced, so I'll leave you a group photo to miss you."